It's almost here.
Armada vs. M2K / Plup vs. Hbox in winner's
S2J vs. Westballz / PewPewU vs. Mang0 in loser's
stream @ srkevo1
>Melee @ EVO
Literally who gives a fuck?
>>345368986
Patricians
Im so fucking happy all you faggots are getting rustled over hbox winning. Shows the massive ignorance of /v/.
Jigglypuff is a shit character, so shit that there is literally L I T E R A L L Y only one guy who can get to top 8.
Hbox SINGLE HANDEDLY flipped the fox puff matchup on his own, its still widely regarded by top pros to be 70%-30% in favor of fox. Seeing Hbox weave in and out instant death combos at 30% is a skill only few can even fathom. His character can die from one upthrow upair while he has to combo the spacies into fucking oblivion with 50 bairs or a risky rest combo that if he misses he INSTANT LOSES A STOCK.
Hbox is the hero we need, the one who consistently got out-tier'd for his entire life, but he refused to switch to 20XX he fucking pioneered his own character so much to a point that NONE OF THE GODS can replicate it and they all play top tiers pretty consistent except puff.
He fucking won it all, He beat his demons in life when the odds AND fans were always stacked against him. /v/ hates him because they will never craft their own negatives lives into success like him
IT'S EVO TIME BABY
>>345368986
200k
http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2015/jul/22/which-game-was-most-watched-sunday-peak-viewer-totals-evo-2015s-main-stage-during-grand-finals-collected/
>>345368986
206 thousand people last year.
>>345369089
did you mean this 4
I saw Hungrybox at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Leave EVO to me
>>345369067
What the fuck is Toph even wearing
if westballz beats s2j, he could beat mang0
>>345369148
Did you mean this 6
Do you think it'll fill up by finals?
i know it will for sfv
>>345369167
Wasn't this a pasta about Christian Bale?
Is there a petition to ban non-fighting games like smash from Evo anywhere?
>>345368827
Nintendo just tweeted a shouout to the melee stream
>>345369173
go get 'em, addy-daddy!
>>345369286
Yeah, in your mom's house
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>345369227
No this one
I just got home. What the fuck happened?
>>345368827
>literally not a serious fighting game
>>345369492
molested a girl while drunk
>>345369286
Probably
Capcucks are pathetic enough to join the petition race
>>345369492
Hyuga molested this qt
>>345369492
N O T M E L E E
>>345369492
Mexican Smasher (almost) raped some girl who let him stay in her hotel room
How much are the DVD's going to be for this year's EVO?
How does it feel to live with autism?
>>345369617
I don't know, I'm hoping for a VHS release.
>ywn be 17 again watching 3S recordings with your friends and seeing "the moment" for the first time again
>Xrd finals are going to reset
ResidentSleeper
>>345369570
>dyed hair
>qt
>>345369492
Didn't Sky enable MacD to molest lil boys at his house?
>>345369617
There's DVDs?
>>345369530
I always thought Toon Link players were gay.
>>345369708
Pretty good. I get paid for doing nothing.
>>345369570
post moar
>>345369708
its hard, because usually you have no real friends
>>345369596
Sasuga Smash 4
>>345369765
those macd allegations were false
guy was just jealous that sky didnt want to fuck him
>>345369759
>0/10 would not fuk
>>345369492
he makes a good point, pretty brave of him
>>345369732
>he doesn't like great games like xrd
this is why people hate melee
>Melee
>>345369512
Capcom's last real fighting game was Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.
>>345369708
>t. guy spaming a thread for a game he doesn't like
Hey Smash autists. Take out the shit from your pants and throw it at those people in the stadium playing actual fighting games.
>>345369773
Nope, just retarded
>>345369759
I just cannot comprehend why the chlorine pool hair color is the most popular choice
Do we have to wait for Irrelevant Gear to be over?
>>345369570
>Colored hair
Molestation accusation discarded.
Anyway, Melee gonna be great. Regardless of all the shit from the Smash 4 side.
>>345369773
They're just cucks who will never get laid, They actually just want to watch gandorf smash zelda.
>>345369986
But I'm at home browsing 4chan on my conputer
>>345370019
I cannot get into that much but the graphics are so good I like it
>>345370041
Nickriddle and some other dude are witnesses and backing this up. it doesn't look good for Hyuga
>>345369986
SFV autists already smell like shit no need
>>345370041
>Regardless of all the shit from the Smash 4 side.
what did he mean by this
Smash 4 was hype as fuck with Zero getting knocked out by Mega Man of all characters and Mario Mega Man finals
>>345369867
Dropped it when I saw that shit time stopping mechanic
>>345369867
I personally just don't like when games go over schedule, but that's not a problem with the game, that's a problem with the org. There's also the matter of the entire top 8 being foreign players. Kills my boner and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I hope ESPN cuts your shitty game
>>345370206
What did he mean by this?
>>345369596
>almost raped
i hate this fucking meme, he just touched her up the skirt, that's not rape you fucking retard
i hope you get shot in the streets like the ignoramus you are.
>>345370206
t. wifi warrior who has never competed at a high level and had to deal with shitty TOs
>>345370019
Macho Machabo won.
>>345370206
This is a Melee thread, not a Smash 4 thread
LETS GO MANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>345370297
Why are FGCucks so mad about Melee?
not gonna happen by the way :-)
>>345370297
I hope your mom dies of cancer and you have to watch her on her death bed
Alright boys lets do this:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10772067
>>345370297
>muh fighting games
Melee is just before the biggest game SFV how is it shitty again kek
>>345370193
They're not playing SFV you dumb smelly Smash autist.
>>345370334
Here come the hyuga apologists.
>>345370206
I said this in the other thread: I just wish Brawl and Smash 4 were a continuation of what Melee and 64 had established. Being completely different games from the latter is what permanently split the Smash fanbase into "Melee players", "Smash 4 players", etc.
>>345368986
Clearly this thread isn't for you
MELEE TIME
>>345370321
I'm upset that the smash community acted so terrible this year at evo, it's honestly embarrasing, we're a joke to the FGC
I AM GETTING HYYYPED
>>345370334
Rape is rape, you can't say it's only half.
>>345370206
Sounds more like Smash 4 than Melee.
>B-But muh melee elitists
Nobody at a top level actually acts like a dipshit and defends Melee with delusion. They just say they enjoy it more than the other titles and move on.
>>345370436
I really hope M2K gets one evo title under his belt. I know it's not going to happen, but in a perfect world.
Oh boy melee, that sure sounds exciti..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
>>345370196
>what did he mean by this
The fucking drama. Not top 8.
There's so much fucking shit flinging about the rape shit, how EVO was crap for Smash 4 players whereas you don't hear any drama from the Melee side. Kamemushi, little to no Dabuz and Top8 in general was great, but the drama? It can go fuck off.
would you rather be stuck in an auditorium full of 10,000 street fighter players or stuck in an elevator with 10 smash players?
>>345370297
Pls no bully!
>>345370436
hbox is gonna win, but plup winning would be cool
>>345369468
You guys are so pathetic that you can't guess a 6?
Check my 5
I'm honestly hoping the best for M2K the guy needs the confidence boost
>>345370561
he has one but I know what you mean
>>345370521
What happened aside from the Hyuga incident? I hear brief mention of vandalising, but no elaboration.
>>345370498
>NoA Melee tweet
damn son
MEELE TIME
>>345370206
I agree with everything you've said except for 1 thing.
>Smash isn't an esport
Surprisingly we are, we're covered on a lot of eSports sites along with Street Fighter. I think we just need more support from Nintendo, pot bonuses, setups and such.
Wow GG went over 30 minutes
Guess next year we get to steal all their chairs, setups, put them in a shit timeslot, and then shit on them when they try to complain
>>345370436
I want m2k to win but I know it's impossible.
Only Armada and Mango have a chance of beating jigglypuff, so were in for a boring finals.
Although I dislike m2k I want him to win
He tried so much in the past years
>>345370436
>everyone votes m2k
autism everywhere
>>345370642
Smash 4 players were whining a ton about the way they were treated
>>345370627
Big LOL from me.
REMAINDER TO IGNORE SHITPOSTERS
WE KNOW THEY ARE MAD AS FUCK
MELEE TIME BABY
>The last time pewpewu and mango played way in 2013
>their record was 3-3 in sets
>>345370630
You're right, thanks for the correction and for not jumping down my throat. On the big stage, in the contemporary scene, with all these eyes on him. This is his life. I want it so bad for him.
>>345370589
That's because you fags stirred shit during CEO and became pussies in the face of all the organizers doubling down hard against you.
>gg delays melee
>melee delays sfv as a result
>everyone will blame melee
can't wait
>>345370747
Well melee autists do have a history of being rowdy cunts at events.
>4 hours of autism
>Melee
>Fighting game
Pick only one.
>>345370686
>Nintendo
>Ever giving anyone any money ever and not just having them air shitty commercials "or else"
You'd have better luck getting Jewnami to have cash prizes at KAC
>>345370594
Why would the translators replace the 'g' with an apostrophe? Does she speak in a country English accent in that anime
>>345370906
melee was 2 1/2 hours last year, it's impossible for it to go over unless there are like 4/5 timeouts
>>345369570
the fuck is wrong with her head?
>>345370727
Force them to watch top 8 on a sponge bob CRT
>>345370547
REMAINDER TO IGNORE SHITPOSTERS
WE KNOW THEY ARE MAD AS FUCK
MELEE TIME BABY
>>345368827
I missed the end of Marvel. I had shit to do. What happened with Wong? Somebody rushed the stage? I'm confused?
>>345368986
a lot of people.
>>345370547
Fuck off, """"Henry''''"'.
>maylay desu yo
someone give good doujinshis while waiting for this """"""game""""" to finish
>>345370921
its not about melee its about the tiny ass room and broken/unusable setups and fucking awful schedule
In how many minutes does this start?
>>345370927
But Guilty Gear and Marvel ended already
>>345370997
Gay
>>345370906
I heard that Mortal Kombat also went over time which was why MAHVEL and GG went past their scheduling, but watch Melee get scapegoated anyway.
Where is our sticky?
>>345370642
smash 4 fags (melee fags too) trashtalking the whole event like there's no tomorrow on twitter simply because they weren't treated like they expected (why did they expect to be treated like gods...i don't get it)
what did tr4sh peak at?
>>345371079
Ah, was it just them or has melee had the same shit?
>s2j in top 8
>westballz in top 8
>m2k actually present at all
gon b gud
>>345369205
obviously a sleeveless leather jacket with a pink shirt, very mascualine
>>345370436
>People here want M2K to win
>>345370936
>>345369570
>Dyed hair
>Ear guages
Hyuga did nothing wrong, the only thing she's good for is being a fuck toy.
>mango in losers
>winning EVO
>b-bbb-b-bb-but muh mango losers runs!
You mean the ones where he makes it to grands then loses to Hbox or Armada because him winning two sets in a row against either is like winning the lottery
>>345371116
>mortal kombat
people STILL play that borefest?
>>345371197
~230 000.
>>345370589
Well the Melee scene is settled as fuck, everyone involved is a known number so no surprise there
>>345371197
60-70k or something, but the stream went out a few times
>>345371197
75,000 I think
R E A D Y . Y O U R . C R T!!!!
>>345371197
Like 70k or so
>>345371153
>second biggest game of the tournament complaining about being treated like a side tournament
what are they thinking!!!
>>345371250
>Not wanting the king to win
Get out
>>345371197
>>345371250
not wanting the autist to win.
>>345369173
>implying he wont die of an adderall overdose before his match even begins
>>345371153
Melee only complained about brackets, which are indeed fucking stupid
Reminder Tokido, Sago, Daigo and Momochi are not in SFV's Top 8
>>345371153
Not a sm4sh player but I heard that half the setups were designated for friendlies leaving them with only 32 and some of them were missing stages from the ruleset. I'd be upset especially since ~2700 people entered
>>345370196
>megaman walling out on FD
>Hype
Gimme a fucking break, Megaman and all projectile chars are harder to watch than puff in Melee.
>>345370593
10 Smash players, because we could discuss the game at least.
>>345370436
plup boyz WW@
KITA!!!!!!!!!!
what happened to leffen?
Who /Weston Dennis/ here?
>>345371153
You mean people attending a high profile tournament should not have expected the TOs to do their jobs and not let randos hog half the setups playing friendlies? Then again, last year they were lazy as fuck as well, which is why people attending Evo had to watch Xrd top 32s on a shitty phone because the staff couldn't tell Melee spectators to fuck off and stop taking up space.
>>345371527
Deported
>>345371429
>>345371386
>>345371357
damn, isnt that like 30k less than last year?
>someone invites to hotel room
>about to have sex
>get to an arguement
>sex cancelled
>no touch-touch anymore
G-Guys, the dude tried to rape me!1
>>345371197
Bout 80k, 20k less viewers than their grands last year.
But the stream did go down early in top 8, but I'm also counting the Japanese stream everyone jumped to.
It's weird, I don't really like playing the game but I can admit with characters like Ryu being added and gimmick players like yesterday's Mega Man that it's at least gotten better to watch, but it seems to be slowly falling off in viewers since it peaked at Big House.
>>345371527
literally deported
>>345371527
3-0d by Obama
>>345371116
MKX almost had a Bahraini remove sonicfox from his throne.
Marvel had a poetic finish with ChrisG winning Evo.
GG was hype as fuck.
Your game takes to long.
Who has the best chance of going god slayer?
>3.5 hours for Melee
I like Melee but what the fuck
REMINDER TO IGNORE SHITPOSTERS
WE KNOW THEY ARE MAD AS FUCK
MELEE TIME BABY
>>345371153
they think they're oppressed. In reality, they're the biggest whiny losers this side of autism state garden
DIZZY IS NOT CENSORED
>DIZZY IS NOT CENSORED
>>345371424
>man who names himself after a character he does not play and cannot beat
>king
>>345371661
plup or westballz, most likely plup
>>345371048
So what? Tokido, Sako, Daigo, and Momochi were eliminated in some fantastic sets.
Anyone have the picture of M2K pushing up his glasses like an anime character with lights inside of them?
>>345371678
It's accounting for an Hbox/Armada grand finals which would account for 2.5 of those hours.
>>345371735
>playing shit characters
but why?
>>345371624
what? What is this from?
>>345371484
>mid tier ruining the guy who defined early Smash 4
>not hype
Enjoy your shines I guess
>>345371735
he said he regrets the name but that he can't really change it now
keep in mind he's still the best mewtwo
>>345371429
YOU CANT FUCKING COMPARE THE TWO, SMASH 4 GOT FUCKED BY EVO. WE LITERALLY HAD THE WORST TIMESLOT IT IS NOT FAIR TO COMPARE THIS.
You fucking melee autists are gonna bring this up all fucking year but it has nothing to say about the state of smash
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>345371678
gotta have a loose schedule to make sure it doesnt cut into the 7pm sfv on espn
>KI has a new character
>GG has a new character
>SF probably has a new character
>Melee...
Come on you guys, step it up
>>345371624
She has a boyfriend you autist.
>>345371661
Plup beats Mango and even Hbox, don't think he's ever beaten Armada, don't know about M2K, and PP's unfortunately a nonfactor since his health issues.
>>345371661
plup, he wont wet the bed like shroomed did
top 5 biggest chokes vs a 'god'
>>345371828
Or Armada + anyone really
>>345371153
>bending over backwards to defend the retarded fuckups of evo
meanwhile everyone's in the topanga stream because the evo stream can't get their audio right.
>>345371816
literally just google m2k, it's the first picture
>>345371816
>>345371861
For the epic disrespect and low knowledge about the matchups my man!!!!!!!!
Where's the fucking Maylay? All I see is shitty anime games for manbabies.
>>345370960
Watchu sayin'?
What went right?
>>345371816
Why would you not have this saved.
>>345371861
>naming yourself after shit characters
but why?
>people unironically liking plup
why?
>>345371816
>>345372019
Yeah I got it
>>345371627
I'm actually kind of curious how many viewers it would have gotten on Sunday. What did it peak during CEO?
literally sellout the stream
why do we watch this crap
>>345368827
>SFV got new content for EVO and a special announcement after finals
>KI got new content for EVO and a word from their developers
>GG got new content for EVO and a word from its developers
>Melee and Smash 4 get nothing and 0 acknowledgement from Nintendo or their father Sakurai
Did srkevo1 fix their fucking audio yet?
>>345370436
Anyone but hbox
PLEASE
ANYONE
>>345371959
>He missed the Melee Online announcement
fucking casual
This semen slurping community isn't for me
REMINDER TO IGNORE SHITPOSTERS
WE KNOW THEY ARE MAD AS FUCK
MELEE TIME BABY!!!!!
>>345371961
Plup has beaten M2K before, but they're close in skill
>>345372045
westballz is so cute
>>345371203
every game has been having issues
shits just really poorly-managed this year
>>345372124
We don't need artificial hype, bro
>>345371661
Plup most likely. West has the potential to faceroll any of them if he plays on point, but he chokes too hard.
>>345372045
Jesus, those dead eyes, I wouldn't be surprised if Wes wasn't a serial killer on the side.
>>345371894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yk-NH8ahs0
>>345370436
I dislike playing marths but honestly I want Kevin to do well. He's worked very hard to get there.
>>345372086
>be 12
>play mewtwo
>name yourself after mewtwo because he's cool
>autistically spend hundreds of hours learning everything you can about Melee on your own
>realize mewtwo is shit
>stop playing mewtwo
>>345371924
>keep in mind he's still the best mewtwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2LRDAQr6VY
Maybe 10 years ago
LOL
https://twitter.com/HyugaTLssb/status/754806006178164736
>>345372165
that was one DM by m2k
jebailey shits all over melee anyway and then he tries to get people to come to CEO by getting on his knees and saying hehehhehehehehhey guys I "care" about "Your" game ;____; please come back
>>345372045
addy or nervous ?
>RIP IN PEACE HYUGA'S CAREER
God dammit and now that he was playing better. Everyone gave Macd a pass because he's a faggot but no one will forgive the dirty spic.
>they cut off the Melee chants
kek
>fucking tug of war with nintendo characters
>fighting game
>>345372124
we got tweets and Nairo, VoiD and D1 were invited onto Nintendo Minute
>>345372045
>westballz is the one that's cool as ice
>>345371816
a 3rd version
>>345372190
yeah mr wizard is probably dying of diabetes or something, his shit is falling apart.
>>345372265
that's the face of adderall focus, baby.
>>345372060
She looks like she has a moose knuckle in that pic
Uhh, mods. Sticky?
>>345372195
>smash
>not having artificial hype
>>345372124
>15 Years alive without support from their creators
>15 Years
Brawl is dead Ninty and GIMR killed PM and 64 is little
You can make your own conclusion :^)
>>345372124
>nintendo literally tweeted about melee
>melee online just announced literally minutes ago
are you retarded ?
Welp
RIP Hyuga.
>post yfw nintendo announces melee HD after grand finals
>>345372124
nintendo's been tweeting about evo, both melee and sm4sh
>>345372418
wow latemuch?
>>345372418
nah it's at a bearable pace right now.
sfv will get stickied tho especially since it's on ESPN
WHO WILL WIN????
YEAR OF HKEK?
ARMADA?
OR OUR BOY WESTON?
>>345372453
Not Melee.
There's a reason the game it's on it's peak 15 years later.
>>345372313
I read that in a funny Italian accent haha
>>345372313
based
>>345372482
>>melee online just announced literally minutes ago
Did I just slip into a bizarro universe or something?
>>345372267
fuck, did you just link to your vlog?
>>345368827
did someoene get arrested during GG?
>>345372489
>cumminG
>Brinstar
Neat
>>345372538
>c u c k filters to kek again
wew laddie
>>345372165
lmao no one gives a shit about CEO
rip hyuga
>>345372576
Don't get your hopes up -- it's not an official thing. Some guy is basically adding sexy menus and better netcode to Dolphin -- it's a good thing to have, but not on the scale of Melee HD.
>>345372652
no that was during marvels ceremony
>>345371960
LOL that has never stopped women/men before.
>>345372267
what a faggot
>>345372487
not sure how to feel
>>345372165
>posting jebailey while talking about semen slurping
LETS BREAK 200K
TEXT YOUR MOM, FRIENDS, GIRLFRIEND ,ETC
>>345371938
>You fucking melee autists are gonna bring this up all fucking year but it has nothing to say about the state of smash
I know it's unfair but I'll pretend it isn't for the next year because the sooner tr4sh is gone the better, autistic low quality liking faggot
>>345371661
Plup.
Westballz will never reach his MVG Sandstorm level of play ever again desu. Switching partly to Fox might have something to do with it.
Anyone else has literally no chance.
>>345372576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIrVGp3Uck0
here the reveal trailer
>Hyuga isn't allowed to go to the US anymore
fuuuuuck really liked his play
but didn't people forgive MacD
Who is this viccky?
Post twitter or something
>>345372489
64 HD or bust