Dear lord, why did Battleborn have so many terribly designed and written characters?
There are only like 3 that aren't completely hideous.
>>345333402
Damn, that bitch ugly.
2 different eyes, hair colors, arms jesus what the fuck
How much would you pay for battleborn?
>>345333402
Everything is so overdesigned. It's ugly
It always gets me when people talk about the writing for this shit game, because somehow it still manages to be an improvement over Overwatch. As in, things were actually written. They say actual lines, rather than bland, milquetoast pleasantries. Overwatch is such a toothless game that you literally have characters asking for eachothers autographs as the height of character interaction.
>>345333402
>I'll have armor around my chest, one arm and my knees
>my gauntlet has a huge non retractable blade
>my neck is a giraffe's
>my hair is ice cream
>>345333402
gearbox made it
>>345333402
because if they didn't look someone vomited crayola on some deviantart oc, you wouldn't be able to tell them apart because they all have the exact same BADASS personality
>>345333402
I have to stare at this picture for several seconds to grasp what I'm actually looking at.
>Eyes are two different colors
Disfuckingusting
>>345334416
Anyone dissing BB won't praise Overwatch either.
>>345334416
>It always gets me when people talk about the writing for this shit game
Defend this, you piece of trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bozvLUp0f1o
>>345333402
They're not badly designed, they're BADASS
>>345333402
It's great how the game forces you to play her in the unskippable tutorial, then locks her behind a level requirement.
>>345335959
Does Gearbox just hire anybody that walks in?
Did they hire all those retards who took a college class for Unreal Engine 3?
>hey I was enjoying bleeding to death
>I am a super fan of not dying violently
It's not even fucking consistent.
>>345336105
FUCK
THIS
RETARDED
ASS
TROPE
i'm so fucking sick and tired of the stupid "tiny ugly pieces of shit creature riding a machine" meme
JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST
>>345336105
>using bright orange on the background of your bright orange character
Please remove my eyes
>>345333402
I just know the designer of this has their sonic OC on their resume
>>345333402
A lesbian totally designed this character
>>345336105
>dva clone
>let's make the character a penguin
>>345336850
black men in black
FEMINISM
>>345334484
>Autism speaks
>>345333402
>make your female characters as ugly as possible to appease women who don't buy or play games
>fail
>blizzard just makes the hottest waifus of all time with zero illusions, they're just straight up hot waifus
>succeed madly
get what you deserve
Do they even have an art director? Every character in this game seems ridiculously mismatched. It feels like they asked everyone in the team to design a character each one. There are like 3 characters that don't look like shit but the whole cast doesn't even have a common theme.
>there are people that actually paid full price for this garbage
>>345337871
>there are people who bought this game at launch with the season pass
>those same people are in this thread as we speak looking for reasons to not just end it all
>>345333402
There is nothing consistent about the design of that characters.
It's all over the fucking place, one thing clashes with another and it's just overall very ugly.
This is (and I'm actually using this term seriously) literally like an original character from deviantart, there is no aim, just throw a bunch of shit onto a blank slate and bam, """design""".
>>345333402
>buckles and plates barely covering anything
>streetwear everywhere else
>two different colors of hair and eyes
>undercut with piercings
>gun in one hand, glowing sword in the other
>one hand is consumed by swirling armored gauntlet ending in sharp claws
>dreamworks smirk
this is someone's OC donutsteel that they begged be put in the game.
>>345338170
OH FUCK, I finally figured out what she is.
She's the result of pressing the "equip strongest gear" option, specifically Xenoblade Chronicles X.
>>345337824
Dude, they essentially took the characters and shitty personalities from borderlands slapped silly putty on them made copies and stretched them just enough so that people wouldn't recognize their origins then ran the ALL NEW CHARACTERS through a blender filled with horribly mismatched colors
>>345334185
I would play it if someone paid me to. They'd have to pay me a decent amount though.
>>345333402
The characters are awful down to their very names. Even on a conceptual level, they never had a chance.
>shit game by shit dev bombs
Feels good. Reminds me, how's Ghostbusters doing?
>>345337692
I wouldn't call Blizzard a bunch of geniuses but they are still pretty smart. They managed to make a game with good looking women while also appeasing the media babies. They even made a cool looking old woman while slapping a waifu skin on her.
They might fuck up a lot but they still have some good designers in there.
>>345333402
I tought it was an Overwatch hero, the same shit designs
>>345338612
This looks like every anime tacticool waifu except with a disney face. Good things westerner are finally catching up with glorious nippon
Every character is so donut steel that they become generic again.
>Not playing Paladinsor Overwatchfor waifus
sasuga gearcux software
>>345338820
It looks like Halo armor with a coat added and the helmet removed to me.
>>345338820
You can always play as the tacticool old and busted as intended.
>>345338529
People are reporting LITERALLY empty theaters
>>345333402
not even gonna lie i thought this was overwatch DLC as soon as i saw the image
>>345338934
She really looks like a Destiny character in one of her skins. I can see how she is Bungie inspired.
>>345339149
Have you never seen Overwatch?
>>345333402
The entire game is terribly written. The "story" and dialogur is so drowned out from the constant stream of shit around you that you cant pay attention to it without running risk of getting shat on by one of the enemies shooting at you.
>>345339149
Is your monitor 800x600?
>>345338150
Remember Anon, no matter how bad you feel or how bleak it looks, you didn't buy Battlebornand you're not Anthony Burch
>>345336105
Looks like a budget Rumble
>>345333402
This bitch is pretty bad because she looks like a mix of something Chris-chan would make and that general guy from Shadow the Edgehog. I'd say this guy's worse though, he's like an unironic version of the Derpules skin from Smite.
When HiRez has better character design than you, you know you fucked up.
>>345339487
ugh
>>345339487
B A D A S S
>>345339424
>didn't buy battleborn
>not anthony burch
>didn't back breeding season
>didn't back MN9
>didn't back anything by Tim Schafer
There are just so many reasons to live
>>345339487
>he's like an unironic version of the Derpules skin from Smite.
Fuck, THAT's why I felt a strange sense of familiarity all this time.
>>345339487
That reminds me of SFM shit where they fuck with the head sizes.
I wonder if Evolve has got more players than this yet.
Oh look, it's Shadow Fiend from Dota 2. Except there's a teenage girl stuck on his ass.
>>345339909
That teenage girl looks more like she's 40.
>>345339036
buh..buh...FEMINISM!
Jezebel said it was empowering and hilarious and brilliant!!
Surely net feminism is not just a bunch of talentless dry cunts bitching for profit and fun?
>>345339487
>>345339976
I wish I wasn't joking.
>>345340127
Nah dude, you gotta have at least 5 lesbians per game or else you're cisgendered scum.
>>345339909
Why does he have a bandage on one horn?
>>345339320
both are comic team shooters made for casual teen audiences :^) there´s no difference style-wize this kinda games are generic as fuck
>>345339391
is your dick 1x1" ?
>>345339976
HEY!
Teenage girls looking young and even ATTRACTIVE is sexist and problematic. Unless they're gay.
Looking old and unnattractive makes it so that it doesn't scare the old and self-conscious women who do nothing but bitch about random shit on the net.
>>345338885
who's that fluid druid?
>>345338885
cute bitch, but fuck hi-rez
>>345333402
Because Memelands, nigga
>>345335959
>gangled monster arms
>completely human face
They didn't commit to the "aliens from all over the universe" premise at all, did they?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM
If you haven't seen it already
>>345333402
>FEMINISM IS AWESOME!
>Actually a line in the game
No idea why it wasn't successful
![Mary[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8eKqR3N.jpg "Mary[1].jpg")
>>345340597
It's funny how many people championed this and it's gotten so out of hand that feminists whine when any woman in a game above 30 doesn't look like this now.
>>345333402
Smug ugly bitch.
The designs are terrible, the world artstyle is just disgusting.
Seriously, this game has arguably the worst art ever made.
Worse than fucking Dishonored, and that's an ugly ass game, at least that one has good gameplay tho, Stillborn doesn't.
>>345338885
If I gotta give HiRez one thing, it's that their website doesn't single-handedly crash my browser every fucking time. You know, so I don't have to go the unofficial wiki to screenshot stuff. Here, have totally-not-Kindra.
>>345340773
>shit game or shit game
wow
>>345333402
>>345339487
>>345339909
>>345340369
These models have some interesting elements but theres just something fucking off about them
It's like they took a cool character and then passed them through 5 SJW filters then hit the randomize button on their face and body proportions
>>345339853
lmao it does
>>345340946
>Worse than fucking Dishonored
>implying you wouldn't
>>345341218
>randomize button on their face and proportions
That's what gets me, honestly. I don't normally pass up a game for minor character design issues but this shit makes Ren and Stimpy look modest. In game that's not really that cartoony beyond that. Like, come the fuck on, I even played Smite for about a month and they have some bad character design choices, this shit makes me not want to play the game at all.
>>345341298
>evolve has more fucking players then battleborn
Please tell me they go out of business.
>>345339632
post this in /r9k/
the board will cease to exist in a day
>>345336850
>paladins
that game is fun, but will always be BTFO by Overwatch
Even SWTOR made profit in the end. But battleborn? They are nowhere close to breaking even lmao.
>>345340369
at least the shoes look nice
like if they were on a robot or a cyberknight or something instead of whatever that's supposed to be
>Paladins shilling
Can you stop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx-2MJFYNo0
>>345342203
Jesus that looks bad, at least it's better than Battleborn though.
>>345338885
>under side boob
>>345341298
>current players 672
fuck me, that's hilarious
>>345333402
Fug. This design isn't bad. Lady Knights are best waifus.
Its a shame she was in the wrong game
>>345342203
>"diarrhea is worse than shit"
>"stop shilling shit"
only on /v/
>>345342718
Helmet is bland, boobplate could be bigger, and she probably has terrible voice acting
otherwise pretty good, will steal for own game that will never be made
>>345342718
Yeah that's alright
>>345341298
>there are delusional Battlecucks thinking Stillborn going f2p will save the game
>comparing AAA graphics of Evolve to Battlecuckolds
most are playing this game cause its a f2p AAA game
most just got turned off of it cause its a class intensive game if none pick a healer or trapped the game is over already which they already fixed it through balancing
also the DLC which they make all available through playing
lol delusional cux
Remember auldwolf the gearbox shill?
>>345343338
He went from this
>>345343452
To this.
>People in this tread still think that Battleborn isn't a giant embezzlement/money laundering scheme by Pitchford.
>>345343579
>binary 0 or 1 reviews
this shit triggers me
>>345339487
If someone forced a gun to my head and made me play BattleBorn this would probably be the character I would actually
His model is pretty ugly and his character gimmick is stupid, but he's honestly the only character I've seen in this game that doesn't have a color palette that's fucking offensive to my eyes
>>345343617
>The Developers
>Springtime for Genderfluids
>>345343662
Try this guy instead. Maybe the only character in this game I think looks cool.
>>345341218
They have no appeal whatsoever.
Appeal is in particular VERY IMPORTANT when you want to make your characters sell and age like wine. Otherwise Klonoa would be forgotten by now, Overwatch wouldn't sell to waifufags, Batman wouldn't be as popular if he didn't look so well designed, etc.
>>345341298
>Battleborn is now the new Evolve
hilarious.
>>345335959
These fucking Battleborn characters have
20 (TWENTY) MINUTES OF DIALOG
Most of the dialog is so fucking worthless and annoying. Meanwhile, the Overwatch characters seem to just have at most 6 minutes.
Who the fuck at Gearbox though that was a good idea.
>>345343903
That's just a headless Gundam
>>345344035
Exactly. The only good character design is the one that's like 99% copped from somebody with better taste.
>>345343903
It looks pretty neat, but at the same time I hate how it looks like it was designed by 343i
Seriously though, who the fuck okayed these character designs?
Who thought these were okay?
I mean Borderlands character design wasnt stellar but at least it was passable, with some good shit here and there. I thought handsome jack and that one playable psycho was pretty good.
but fuck did they just shit the bed with this cast. It looks like they just took the league of legends cast and put them in front of a fun house mirror.
They are so unappealing its painful. They didnt just fuck up one or two characters, they fucked up 25. How the fuck do you not make one appealing character out of 25?
That is the whole point of games with big rosters, you make a character for everyone. Doesnt matter who comes a long, there should be someone who looks fun to play.
I didnt particularly care for overwatch's characters, but fell in love with roadhog and junkrat, then tried out some of the others and liked them.
This game though. These characters look like they are in physical pain from their existence.
>>345343903
It looks like a badly handpainted chinese action figure
>>345339487
>skipping head day
rookie mistake
>>345333402
Let's settle this. Which game has a larger percent of good designs?
Look at this fucking screenshot
Jesus Christ it's so ugly.
>>345340773
This video made my day. So fucking funny how hard this trash flopped. Could not have happened to a more deserving developer.
>>345344719
Why the fuck are the Battleborn characters so boxy and angular?
>>345344719
I can remember at least half of the overwatch designs, Battleborn I hardly remember exists most times but when I do I chuckle silently.
>>345344798
>Zenyatta's gay cousin visits Banjo Kazooie: nuts and bolts.
>>345339487
He looks like joke character or a parody of typical brown n bloom, cowadooty, FPS shooters that you would see in an episode of South Park or something, expect somebody decided to actually put him in a game andeven on the cover.
>>345334484
CGWS episode 2 when?
>>345339487
>>345344719
what he said >>345344961
We are at least aware that overwatch exists and could name a character from it.
Meanwhile Battleborn is 'that borderlands game that no one bought'
>>345345331
Holy shit, please tell me that is the actual figure the game came with. I remember them shilling figures with preorders. I sincerely hope that is what they limped to the barn with.
>>345345536
>>345345536
What are you doing there Sticky Fingers, why are you dressed so weirdly
>>345345620
>tfw you preorder a game and you get a literal stick figure Sylvanas/Drow Ranger with a lego head as an action figure
>>345333402
>Being pretty is good design
>>345344181
The artstyle is just horrible.
>>345345331
>>345345620
>>345345834
>Being ugly makes bad design good.
Face it, if you want a character design to be good, they have to be appealing or at least charming in some way. If you make 'em a hideous cave troll, it's a lot harder to make people sympathize with them at all.
>>345335838
I diss BB and praise Overwatch come at me
>>345345331
>>345345620
actually laughed, are these really real
>>345336105
>it WRRRRYYYs
>it is weak as fuck
>it is cringeworthy
3:01
https://youtu.be/4QIWs9HX2bA
>>345345834
There's a major difference in a character being ugly in appearance, and a character being ugly in design.
Battleborn does both
>>345346294
do you have the source for that chinese cartoon?
>>345344719
Benedict is great and rath looks alright
The rest are pretty much pic related
>>345345713
>>345346445
Goblin Slayer, two chapters out
>>345346294
>this voice acting
i've gone deaf
>>345346445
Goblin slayer
>>345342718
It doesn't make my eye bleed.
>>345345331
>>345345796
Oh fuck im dying.
its over Gearbox is finished. Seriously how the fuck will they recover from this game. Literally everything about it is cringeworthy.
>lets see, we shit the bed with the character designs
>we hired deviant art and tumblr to write for us
>we made sure our chinese sweatshop children making the figures, were also retarded. cuz were inclusive and shit.
>we dumped more money into this than any other project we have ever done.
>What else can we do to ensure our imminent failure?
>lets release it at the same time as overwatch. y'know, that similar game people actually care about!
>genius.jpg
>>345346720
It's like you went to the Newgrounds forums and said "alright bud, do your best Techies impression" and then shipped it in a full-blown $50 on launch video game.
>>345346556
>>345346779
sank yuuu
>>345346489
Have this one on me partner
>>345346091
I deeply enjoyed Trundle's original design and backstory because it felt original. The new design is generic and forgettable.
>>345346091
Its not just that. You can make a hideous cave troll and people will still like it, provided it is actually a hideous cave troll.
The problem is when you make a hideous cave troll and call it a cute teenage fighter girl.
>>345340773
I wonder if they will continue to stick their progressive feminist twitter agenda into Borderlands 3, or they will wise up and actually realize that their politics are killing their games.
>>345346446
>>345344719
Benedict looks pretty good. Shame that his voice lines are as annoying as everyone else's.
I'd say Phoebe and Marquis are also passable.
>>345344798
I tried to fix it, but...
>>345346091
>sniping from the side of an eyepatch
uhhhhh
>>345347242
big boss does it too, it's even the same eye
>>345347214
I think you made it better, it's not obnoxiously colorful now, just decently.
>>345347242
Right handed
She's tilting the rifle to the left eye
>>345347242
She lost her right eye anon. Shes doing the best she can.
>>345347054
Well of course, that's called having charm. You can take a creature that's hideous on purpose and have it be cool or even "ugly-cute", but my point is that deliberately making characters homely just for the sake of being "diverse" isn't the way to go in a medium that's largely about fantasy, i.e. idealism.
>>345346897
At least spell it san kyu (39)
HAs gearbox done anything good since the colonial marines debacle?
Like, they can't still be making good money, can they?
>>345347046
Fuck Riot for ruining his backstory. They fucked everyone in general when they tried to tie the champions backstories. That pretty much removed the feeling of a big place where otherworldy creatures sometimes ended up and turned the entire world into a small state.
> borderlands 3 actually comes out, despite battleborn sinking gearbox
> game starts up
> title screens
> EA logo appears on screen
> mfw
>>345347568
no
they still find madmen to publish their drivel though
>>345344001
They were copying dota 2. They also have 20 minutes of dialog per character.
It's because they don't understand when to stop or what subtlety is so they're all a ridiculously overdesigned mess
>>345341218
It's almost as if making your characters aesthetically pleasing rather than politically correct results in people enjoying them more.
>>345347750
Dota has more stuff for the heroes to interact with though.
>>345340369
>complain about lesbians in a Gearbox game
>while simultaneously posting Overwatch Tracer/Widow lesbian webms 27 times a day
>>345347750
Dota 2 also has actual charm and humor on some of their characters. Ogre Magi, Gyrocopter, Techies, Storm Spirit, Juggernaut, Bristleback, Tusk, Tidehunter, Treant Protector, etc.
>>345347575
Huh, kind of like their community and game meta.
>>345345834
Yes.
You really shouldn't get your game studios financial decisions from tumblr.
Self hating women who shriek at the sight of a thin attractive white person are an extremely niche audience.
>>345347575
I feel you, brother. Trundle was one of my absolute favourites before Riot fucked up everything good about him. I remember they said they wanted to make him more popular but then they barely even buffed him, so they alienated the fans of the original Trundle and didn't boost his gameplay value at all.
It's a shame a character as good as Benedict had to end up in Battleborn with all the shitty characters.
I hope Gearbox manages to move him to another game, somehow.
>>345339853
Is Evolve good now?
>>345348991
no, but it's free and they got rid of the shitty game modes to lower wait times
>>345336105
>all they had to do was make it a pyro rip-off with a penguin that is probably not even in control and just swquaks occasionally
Will Gearbox ever do something right?
>Battleborn vs Overwatch
It's a direct example of beauty in simplicity. Battleborn as a game, and it's character designs, tries to dance with too many elements at once. That's what makes the Battleborn designs feel so poorly thought out and cluttered while Overwatch feels more thoughtful and sleek despite the characters having similar amounts of 'drawn' detail. Same goes for the gameplay of both.
Overwatch takes basic concepts and evolves them. Battleborn tries to stick as many 'cool' elements as possible on everything and only achieves a cluttered mess.
The ultimate sin of any artist is not realizing when a given work has become finished.
>>345345331
>>345345620
FUCK I LAUGHED SO HARD
>>345349628
>The ultimate sin of any artist is not realizing when a given work has become finished.
The Chinese have a saying, "Adding legs to a snake", which originates from a story where an artist in a drawing competition to draw a snake finishes ahead of his rivals, and feeling superior, adds legs to his drawing, and promptly loses like the dumbass he is
>>345349935
I like that saying. It's "less is more" without sounding vague and cryptic as fuck to someone who's never heard the phrase before.
>>345347938
That's not the point anon. We're miffed because they absolutely HAVE to show how progressive they are by shoving lesbian or gay characters in our faces.
Does their homosexuality matter in the context of the story? Why should it, we're inclusive! Does their homosexuality define them as characters? Yes of course it does, because we literally only included them for the sake of checking off a box on our quota!
>>345349935
It's sad how real it is, too. There's so many potentially hugely talented artists that exist in the world hampered only by their inability to say it's time to stop. They reach a point a work looks wonderful, but they 'feel' like they could add more. Then promptly ruin it by doing so.
>>345350065
Beauty in simplicity works, I think. Gets it's meaning across. Less is more is more like an oxymoron.
>>345346190
yes senpai, they're real.
>>345334416
were not discussing overwatch here faggot.
>>345339909
Gaige the Mechromancer: Recycled
STILLBORN, I HAVE BECOME
>>345334185
it seems the idea of this character is suppose to be half nature, half tech
but fucks when she's wearing bland clothing
>>345339036
wait for real? thats fucking hilarious.
>>345350546
The weird thing is that just from a quick Google search, this character is way cooler looking. What happened to Gearbox? Did they fire their decent character designers and pick up a bunch of nobodies from DeviantArt?
Every character is asymmetrical, both disgusting to look at and completely unremarkable. It's quite impressive desu.
>>345350125
If you dislike homosexuality so much then why is it the focus of 99% of your porn? Why is it ok for you to post hundreds of webms of Tracer with her face buried in Widow's ass but when Gearbox creates lesbian characters that's "SJW"?
Don't you think that's a double standard? Or do you just declare which gay characters are ok and which aren't based on your personal opinion of the company that produced the game?
>>345338612
>Ana
>In arabic it translates to "I AM"
Them designers are stupid.
>>345344719
>Whisky Foxtrot
>Literally WTF
the cringe
>>345351673
Whiskey Foxtrot
W.F.T
Stupid.
>>345351302
I never said anything about the porn. If people want to make porn that's totally up to them. Why do you keep bringing that up? Are you 16?
The reason people are upset about the gay characters in stillborn is because they have no other character traits other than being gay. If you have a character that's sole purpose is to show how progressive and inclusive you are then the character isn't actually doing anything to help you cause. Overwatch characters show no signs of wanting to bang each other because it's not necessary to delve into that. All the shipping is the products of horny adults wanting to see the characters bang. Stillborn has characters loudly declare their homosexuality and expecting you to think that makes them great characters just because
>>345351767
Fuck, its even worse
>>345351673
that'd be Whiskey Tango Foxtrot private
>>345339909
>>345339976
It's the extra pronounced nasal folds / laugh lines. Even today, I still think of Tiny Tina as a crazy, old lady who is still young heart because of drugs at molestation during her adolescence instead of a silly, little girl.
>>345351048
Her robot looks retarded but she looks good
>>345351302
Fuck me, you're dumb.
It's nothing to do with homophobia. It's that they purposely just make characters with NO character traits beyond I'M SO GAY GUYS LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE I AM just to fill quotas and seem progressive. There are good characters in fiction who are gay. None of the Gearbox characters are good because they bring nothing else to the table besides stereotypes.
You can't just make gay stereotype characters and ultra butch lesbians and then claim it's progressive or whatever. You want a progressive character? Than make one who just happens to be gay but is otherwise a normal human being. Straight characters don't have a line every five minutes saying they're straight, or dress weird just to make that fact stand out.
>>345333402
>Shooter
>Written Characters
>Written
>This FPS Guy That die and respawn all the time, needs a better story
WAT
>>345344719
I like Posh Zenyatta on the Battleborn side. I also think Orendi is cool because he/she looks like a black mage.
I want to say I like Kelvin too but I would need to see the rest of him to judge.
Everyone else from BB is retarded though.
>>345334416
Inoffensive milquetoast writing is better than aggressively bad writing. A 5/10 is better that a 1/10.
>>345335959
Is that Toad?
>>345342718
>Make obvious light based character
>She's obviously a space paladin
>Give her edgelord abilties and story.
>>345344719
>OSCAR MIKE
LOL, WE'RE OSCAR MIKE HAHA
>>345336105
BADASS in that the designs are BAD and look like ASS
>>345346843
Go look into their launch party for this game and wonder how much money they poured into that.
>>345333402
idk mate characters look p good to me
overwatch included because i made this to compare BB / OW for OW fags who shit on BB's aesthetics
>>345334185
i just bought it for 40$, eagerly waiting for it in the mail
was goin to get overwatch as well but i'm not paying 60$ for an F2P game. 40$ is bad enough
>>345340715
She's "Human" But she has a parasite that gives her powers.
>>345335959
Disregarding the obviously terrible voice, that character would look alright if it wasn't a little girl for some reason and the color palette wasn't disgusting. I like the 'eyes going around in a circle' thing.
>>345345620
aren't the figurines gamestop exclusive
i'd think the fault would be gamestop's since none of the other collector's editions come with shitty figurines
>>345352616
>top tier
>angular 5heads
literally stopped right there
shit chart
>>345352526
Speaking of light-based characters, this is unquestionably the best designed one.
>>345351775
>>345352037
>Stillborn has characters loudly declare their homosexuality
>they purposely just make characters with NO character traits beyond I'M SO GAY GUYS LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE I AM
Do they though, or that just hearsay that you're presenting as fact because somebody else on /v/ told you that? If nobody is playing the game then how do you guys know about the content so intimately?
I played the Beta and saw nothing of the sort.
>You can't just make gay stereotype characters and ultra butch lesbians and then claim it's progressive or whatever.
I'm sorry is the giant, butch pink-haired body builder woman in Overwatch not progressive for some reason?
This is what I'm talking about, you guys don't really care about the representation of gays in videogames, or "SJWs", you're applying your standards and criticisms selectively to target companies you don't like, don't pretend you have any principles whatsoever.
If Zarya was in Battleborn you'd have a field day, but because she's in a popular game from a company you like, suddenly all of the telltale traits you'd decry as "pandering to progressives" in literally any other game are perfectly acceptable.
A woman dresses in masculine clothes with short hair in Battleborn and it's an outage that they're pandering to SJWs and stereotyping gays, but a 6 foot female body builder with pink hair in Overwatch...? Tumbleweeds...
>>345351673
You're thinking Whisky Tango Foxtrot. Still cringe though.
>>345352616
What's wrong with Roadhog?
>>345344719
There's something about BBs characters that I really hate. It's like they're way too over designed for the quality of the models.
Friendly reminder.
>>345352860
>Pimp Gandalf
Damn right he is.
>>345352921
Except Zarya is a hateful bigot and the only thing "SJW" about her character is the hair.
>>345352921
sounds like bullshit to me
if there's any game parroting stereotypes, it'd be OW
BB's characters all look original as fuck and more concerned about being interesting than anything else
also
which character dresses with short hair in masculine clothes? they all look fine to me
deande?
>>345352921
The Irony there is Zarya is actually a racist conservative straight woman.
>>345343452
>>345343579
>Says OW is too easy, gives it a 0
>Changes BB review to 0 because it's too hard
>>345352860
>Keeper of the KotL hitting on Broodmother
my sides escape me
>>345353003
he's hideous, he looks like some obese butcher from a shitty horror movie
>>345347198
>Benedict
It's funny how he almost have the biggest numer of porn pics from all characters. Only Orendi beats him.
When I see Battleborn character designs, I always think of pic related.
>>345353153
>BB not playing to Stereotypes
>Angsty edgelord swordsman with Katanas
>Wild Elf
>Generic space marine
>Evil generic space marine
Overwatch plays to stereotypes and uses them as a strength.
BB uses Stereotypes and overdesigns their shitty chatacters.
>>345353147
>the only thing sjw about her is the hair
nevermind that she has a literal male anime protagonist face
nevermind that her body is that of a muscular guy with boobs
nevermind that she has pink hair
>>345352616
Don't talk to me or my wifes son again. This tier list is fucking horrible.
>>345353614
>those famine hips
>>345341884
one is free while the other
>>345353482
>tomboys are SJW
>muscles are SJW
>anime is SJW
Just stop. You don't have an argument beyond buzzwords you've picked up during your first day on 4chan.
>>345343660
>not going 10 or 0 to have the maximum impact on a game's score, because your OBJECTIVE, SUPERIOR opinion is worth far more than a pleb's
>>345347242
>>345347330
>>345353447
>overwatch plays to stereotypes and uses them as a strength
>mcree is literally clint eastwood with a boring face that makes him shit
>zarya is literally a muscle feminist more manly than some of the guys
>lucio is literally a crap-tier "friendly black guy"
>junkrat is literally edgier slapstick
>road hog is a shitty horror flick butcher
>D.va is an annoying gamer girl
>hanzo is a typical chinese dude, except he has a hideously feminine face
>torbjorn is a dwarf
>winston is an intelligent gorilla. too bad talking gorillas weren't interesting over a decade ago in flash comics and are no more interesting now
even the good characters (reaper, who is petty much death from darksiders, and reinhardt, who looks like a steel version of overlord) are unimaginative, but effectively decent because the stereotypes they use look good
at least when BB fucks up (attikus) it does so by making a badly designed character and not a boring piece of shit like lucio
>>345333402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEtV0eGYmAU
Battleborn already made enough money, it's only fair that more people are exposed to this wonderful game.
It's better than Overwatch in EVERY single way!
This is what Battleborn is!: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Battleborn Heroes !!!
OverWatch Characters < Battleborn Characters .
Toby > D.VA
>>345353497
*don't talk to me or my wife's cuck ever again
got it bro
>>345353970
>even the good characters (reaper
stopped reading there
>>345353378
Well, duh. Look at him.
>>345352616
If this wasn't so pitiable it'd be funny
>>345352921
>game from a company you like
So when did you roll in? Guess you haven't been around for SC2 or D3 or hots or shit card game. Everyone wholeheartedly loves blizzard for those right
>>345354089
>6million views
>less than 1% of those people bought battleborn
>>345353970
>X is literally X
No shit, it's about what you do with the character that makes them interesting.
Every character in BB is ruined by terrible designs AND absolutely terrible writing.
Everything that spews out of a BB characters mouth is uninteresting gearbox speak where they spend 10 mins trying to say "capture the point" in half-Sarcasm and references.
Also, Roadhog and Junkrat are Mad max characters.
>>345354089
Yeah companies love it when their product stops being profitable 4 months after launch.
Why the unholy fuck does every character in this game have such fucking deep laugh lines on their faces? It makes them look 70 years old. Most of these characters would look better if they were removed. not good, but better.
Look at these.
>>345333402
>>345339909
>>345353052
How do you fuck up soooo bad goddamn.
I don't care what /v/ thinks. It's a fun game and I'll be happily buying anything they put out for this game.
>>345353206
Loud warning:
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/46/Keep_ally_10.mp3
>>345353970
all of overwatch's characters are so sterile, they're completely boring and have no personality
>>345353179
>>345353147
And what are the political positions of any of the Battleborn characters? Oh that's right you didn't play it and you're just parroting the /v/ hivemind.
It's ridiculous, pink hair, the upper body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, all she's missing are the problem glasses, but it's fine, no problem, because the game was made by Blizzard and you like Blizzard thus you'll overlook any pandering or stereotypes.
Oh that game made by Gearbox has a woman with short hair though, boo, SJW, pandering, #GG, it's very important to me that fags are properly represented in videogames guys I care so much.
I wouldn't care if you just said the game was crap and you think the character designs are shit, which it is, and they are, but you try to morally justify it and virtue signal then just end up looking like a massive hypocrite.
Admit that you don't give a shit about gays being stereotyped in videogames and that you just want ammo for your Gearbox hate train.
>>345354304
Oh are you pretending this casual cancer isn't sweeping the board? I can't go one refresh without seeing at least three webms of Tracer's yellow ass gyrating in my face. I know all the names of the fucking characters and I don't even want to play it.
Lmao Battleborn sucks, no fun, characters suck, Overwatch is better.
https://youtu.be/VVaZtDuyBxU
Also pic.
>>345348420
You're deluded if you thought the old Trundle was any better or if any League lore, especially back then, was any good. The world was literally just a random hodge-podge stew of random characters thrown in with little regard for any structure to the world; basically like most of these "hero-based" games
>I feel you, brother
Fuck off to whatever normy place you came from
>>345354089
>heterochromia with one cat eye and another human
the ultimate special snowflake
>>345354665
You spent 8 hours a day on this shit?
>>345354767
Also Battleborn is dead on PC.
Why are there always threads about this game? It came out. It failed. Why do you guys keep talking about it? Just let it die you fucking autists.
>>345353274
Holy shit.. Morello is that you?
>>345352616
God you're a sad cunt.
NO LOOK LIKE MAI WAIFU?!?! ME NO LIKE!
Grow the fuck up.
>>345354498
overwatch doesn't do anything to most of it's characters to make them interesting
it takes single concepts and stops there
compare to actual original designs, such as those in games like TF2, Battleborn . . . . you know.
