Remember he's vulgar, crude AND ENTERTAINING... If the media wanted to sell a reason to FEAR DedSec, HE'D be a GREAT REASON. His name is THE EDGE.
How do I reach these kids
>Anonymous hacker who operates in public eye
>Loads of distinguishing tattoos
I'm sure the people writing this game are literally ten years old.
>>345329070
As a programmer, this triggers me in so many ways.
>>345329070
V_~ is cute. Porn when?
BIGGEST HACK OF THE HISTORY
>>345329070
what the fuck am I looking at
jesus it's like a corporate committee had a fucking aneurysm
>>345329070
>physical
>unpredictable
>PROTECTIVE
This is girl/homobait.
Holy shit is this game written by 4th graders?
>>345330367
homo here, no thanks you can have him
>>345330367
As a gay dude, adrenaline junkie attention whores are just about the bottom of the barrel for me. Just screams daddy issues.
>>345329070
To be fair I think this would be cool if it wasn't made by ubisoft and didn't take itself seriously.
>>345330691
This.
>Watch Dogs will never be Saints Row but with the Deckers
>>345329070
Why am I reminded of this?
Did Coldsteel get a job at Ubisoft?
>>345330652
I bet you're into bugchasers, dude.
HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS
But guys look at these hacker tattoos, they are sooo awesome! I wish I had the courage to have them...
>>345329070
Cant wait to hang out with ColdWrench the Hackhog.
>>345331002
Just poz my neghole up, senpai.
>>345330892
Last time I thought/saw this I was on 4chan in 2006.
>>345331002
Drink bleach ASAP.
>>345329070
HOW DO I REEECH THESE KEEEEDDDDSSSS
>>345331107
fuck, man...
>>345329070
I can't wait for them to unveil "Youth Market" for their next character.
>>345331107
What the fuck
>>345330892
I'm pretty sure the only people who liked this was because of Not-Wile E Coyote and Not-Roadrunner porn
>>345331107
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>>345331107
Fuckkkk dudeeeeee
This is some mega cringe
YOU ARE IN CTRL
>>345331107
The designer must have never seen tattoos in their life if they think that having any of these are acceptable. Most of that looks like prison tats.
>>345330168
What you aren't living with your hacker friends in abondened sub-way tunnels while wearing glampunk clothing and listening to hardbass non-stop?
What are you GAY?
This is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY in video game form.
>>345331107
This is incredibly embarrassing. It's so embarrassing I feel second hand embarrassment for the dev team when looking at it.
>>345329070
>vulgar, crude AND ENTERTAINING
>green color theme
>against big corps
>internet/
They obviously lifted his character from WWF's D-Generation X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfyozLhFhr8
Just waiting until he blows something up and does the crotch chop like Triple H
THIS GAME WILL BE THE BEST OF THE HISTORY. DON'T HATE YOU WHITE PRIVILEGED SHITS
>>345331381to be fair it was really good porn
>>345329070
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>345331854
What's their names so I can hit up e621 later?
>>345329070
I'll never forget that E3 thread.
R2-Dindu
I dont care if he's edgelord mc edgy edge.
He's cute and I want him inside me right now.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PS i give it two hours on release for him to be front page of /y/
>>345329070
this is so stupid
>>345331576
No i live in a fucking dingy room that smells of unwashed men and stale fast food. This fucker is the very image of the people we hold in disdain.
>>345329070
>Hems jokingly called the wrench because he's the wrench you throw into people's gears to bring the to a halt
>he's also smart, nihilistic and with a twisted sense of humor oc donut steel
>>345331940just use loonatics and coyote
laughable
>4channers calling this shit embarrassing
>they will never ever look into a mirror and realize how embarrassing they are
>>345332468
>NO U
Your butthurt is showing.
>>345332468
It's hard to look in a mirror when all you can see is fat and dorito grease.
>>345332338
>10/10 Edge
>>345331940
>>345332342shit, forgot, actual title search is loonatics_unleashed
>>345332468
>4channers
fuck off dev
>>345332468
>you cant criticize anything because i assume you havent criticized yourself!
t. tattooed cuck
Honestly this guy should have been the protagonist, it would have made more sense to have a dedsec focused story played through a person who we know nothing about.
But nah
have a nigger with a snapback
>hes the wrench you throw into somebody's gears
He's the perfect twink idfk what the problem is.
I bet you faggots like to kiss girls too.
>>345332468
How many layers are you on?
>>345332468
If you think that the character in the OP is even remotely good, or even mediocre, you aren't old enough to be browsing this website. You should also probably check into some type of children's hospital for a possible head injury.
>>345332468
50 rupees have been deposited into your account.
He could kill lions in that suit
You guys do know this game is satire and mocking these type of individuals? The game is to make lulsec as comical and ridiculous as possible to remove any fear from them
>>345329070
This is like written by a 14 year old
>They jokingly call him "The Wrench" because he's the wrench you throw into somebody's gears to grin them to a halt.
Fucking really now?
>>345332712
>edgy alt-right teen spewing "cuck" everywhere
>not cringey
>>345329070
I feel partly to blame for this, because I would have thought this was so badass back when I was 16.
You're talking about the only interesting character that's been presented so far, including the last game. If they had made him the main character instead of whatshisname this game would have more than zero chance of being fun.
Also
>Goth/Punk
>Edgy
Maybe in 1992 that would be considered edgy. Then again any outfit that isn't a graphic tee, hoodie, blue jeans, and skate shoes would be called either edgy or some other buzzword because what ISN'T called edgy nowadays?
>>345332838
hes a nigger though
so therefore no-no
>>345332941
>16
jesus dude
Why didn't they let us write it?
>>345332941
A lot changes in a year, eh?
>>345329070
This guy is literally oyster from Tim and Eric
So, why does he wear the mask anyways? If he's willing to let people see his tattoos, I mean.
>>345329070
3edgy5me
>>345333016
That's what niggers are for, sir.
This and playing bass.
>>345333246
Nobody cared who he was until he;)
>>345333246
Because he is a big guy.
>>345332928
>lefty 23 year old fat body saying everything is cringey
>not cringey
get ready for this bishie to be the face of vidya yaoi for the next year or so.
>>345331107
https://youtu.be/yY-bJEFllEA
>>345332910
>WD2 marketed to appear edgy teenager b8
>is actually a ruse and it turns out to be one of the most self-aware critique of twenager angest
I want to believe
>>345333246
>>345333259
Nope, you're wrong, niggers are for basketball and bass.
>>345332093
>>345332838
>>345333382
What did he mean by this?
>>345329070
>implying this isn't going to be Aiden
>>345332916
/tg/fag here. My hacker is named "Brick". :)
>>345333379
>everybody who disagrees with me is a lefty numale cuck!
How's summer vacation?
>>345333246
Guys...what if he isAiden Pierce
>>345333528
>everybody who diagrees with me is a edgy alt right winger
we can make assumptions all day long dude
>>345333524
He's actually the long abandoned son of Aiden X.X
>>345332910
No, because satire is dead and buried for this generation of faggots.
>>345333528
Don't you have a BLM protest to go to?
>>345333646
Except you've made it clear you're an alt-righter with your cuck and tribalism memes.
>>345329070
>.DEDSEC MEMER
>>345333524
>>345333613
>goes from boring muh daughter hacker to a mask wearing attention whore
I can see it.
>>345333524
>>345333613
He sounds like a teen and has the body of one as well, Auden looked mid 30s and was a good deal more buff.
>>345333709
>hurrdurr if i call him a leftist again i win
>lives on the edge
holy shit, this has to be a joke.
>>345333848
Stop chimping out like a dumb nigger then.
>>345333806
>>345333840
>the most boring main character turns into the mostmemetasticside character
It would be the prefect ruse
>>345332956
>You're talking about the only interesting character that's been presented so far
That's just sad.
>>345333732
I'll call you a cuck any day and I'm not even remotelt right-wing. You're just a fag m8.
>>345333732
Well you have made it clear your a lefty numale by how much you assume everyone against you is a an alt-righterI have just been using your exact arguments and just reversing the tribe, have you not caught on yet idiot?
Guys he's literally me, I mean, I'm scared I think Ubisoft is following me around or something... They even copied my meme clothes style... What should I do guys ???
>>345333848
>>345333709
>flinging shit at each other like a couple of brain dead monkeys instead of discussing the topic
Just fucking end yourselves.
>>345333974
>it's an "im 15 and i'm only racist on /pol/" episode
>>345334220
He got triggered over the word cuck, what do you think?
>>345334220
>i was merely pretending to be retarded, i win!
Are /pol/acks really this deluded? Between the kek posting and this it seems like it.
>>345334225
Chug a bottle of draino.
>>345334287
>it's a "butthurt liberal" episode
>it's a rerun
>>345334402
>muh boogeyman
>>345334423
>le ebin liberal
Do you even know what a liberal is, or is it just "buzzword for person who disagrees with me"
>>345334504
>hurrhurr cuck
>hurrhurr lefty
>hurrhurr nigger
>WOW OK I'M FROM /pol/??? NICE BOOGEYMAN BRO
>>345334648
Calm down, anon.
>>345329070
This couldn't be any more of a pop culture caricature of a hacker and normies are going to gobble this shit up.
>>345334402
Mimicking you is considered to be retarded?
>>345334687
>umad
And once again, the /pol/cuck backs down, defeated.
>>345334762
>cuck
>>>/pol/
>>345334535
Well, you do fit the retarded liberal meme since you get so assblasted and automatically think someone is from /pol/ for calling you a nigger.
>>345334745
>i can't have original opinions and instead spew whatever my favorite alt-right youtubers tell me
>not retarded
I can smell your whiteness from here.
>>345332910
>implying lulzsec isn't doing that completely fine on their own.
SQL injections isn't that impressive, get back to me when you manage to hack Palantir.
I like the mask. It'd fit in Saint's Row or maybe on some villain character in a different game. Here it's just trying too hard.
>>345334951
>le alt-right alt-right alt-right!!!!
This is how stupid you sound.
>>345332892
Underrated post
>>345335061
Wow, epic dude. You sure convinced me with those hot points of yours.
>>345335226
Well, you sure don't have any. Probably because you can't buy any with your EBT card.
EVERY DAY
IN EVERY WAY
>>345335354
What are you even talking about anymore? Are you retarded?
>>345331107
>that binary isn't anything interesting, just random characters
For what purpose?
I have no idea why but I love this character. He's so bad I love it.
>>345335619
You must be if you haven't realized that I've been shitposting for the sake of shitposting to get a rise out of you.
>>345332928
Why do you people have to make every thread about politics where it doesn't belong? fuck off
>>345335731
>merely pretending once again
Yep, retarded. It's also funny how you think you're "getting a rise" out of me.
>>345335843
You've been responding to every post of mine for a half hour, haven't you?
>>345335843
Considering you're responding to every single one of his posts less than a minute after he makes them, yeah.
>>345335843
>>345335919
You're both retard douchefags
Get a room
>>345335731
And here it is, I completely lost track of who was who through that garbage, but you are officially the bigger fag of the two of you.
>>345334225
>>345329070
Holy shit this is more tryhard than every post-genesis sonic combined
Post yfw Reaper just got dethroned as the edgiest character in video games.
>>345336083
There's actually 3, I only posted half of the "alt-right" garbage.
>>345331107
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!!!
>>345336290
This is some 999 level shit
>>345335919
No, you've been responding to my posts for the past half-hour. You keep getting upset and I have to defend my points, you see.
>>345336272
He was never the edgiest character to begin with.
>>345336272
No, Allen Wrench isn't as edgy as Reaper. Now if he was an atheist and did a bit more edgy shit, he'd beat out Reaper. Reaper is edgy for just the sake of being edgy. WD2 guy is just a 40 something trying to get into the mind of a 16 something and ended up in the wrong section
>>345333889
He totes listen to that aerosmith song 24/7
>>345336676
>defend my points
Jesus christ, the cringe.
Do you have no self awareness at all?
This whole game is such a "design by comittee" poster child.
That mask is at least a little bit cool. Forget the memes for a second and admit it. It's a mask with LEDs in it. You're not shitting on Daft Punk, are you?
That kind of ridiculous over the top tone is what this game needs. The more this game is like the movie Hackers and the less it's like GTA with magic iPhone apps featuring Standard McWhoisthis and his friend Muslim Afteritwascool, the more of a chance this game has.
>>345336825
Clearly you don't to keep getting riled up by my posts.
>>345337034
To be honest, if you were to make a mask like that and mass produce it, you would make quite a bit of money.
>>345337034
Forgot to add that I challenge anyone to point out one interesting or cool thing about pic related's design.
>>345329070
Why didnt they use this character as the protag...a silent protag who communicates by that mask with emotes. Nobody would care about race and shit...
They're TRAAASHING
TRAAAASHING OUR RIGHTS
>>345337034
I dunno, man. The first game shouldn't have been taken seriously anyway, but the protagonist being literally batman (gadgets, gruff voice, muh family) was alternately dumb and entertaining, whereas these guys just seem like cringy teengers.
>tfw no Watch Dogs 90's prequel with phone phreaking and Dial-up
>>345331363
I see a loss edit in there somewhere
>>345329070
>>345337252
>Nobody would care about race and shit
That's what they're trying to avoid.
1. Release a trailer revealing that a certain character is a racial minority within the American population.
2. Get one of your underlings to camp out on Twitter and screencap the four people that actually have an issue with it amidst an ocean of people who either don't give a shit or are praising it.
3. Send the screens to some tabloid website so they'll write an article about the overwhelming racist response.
4. Retards get to feel like underdog heroes despite facing no opposition and buy 17 copies each because they think they're making a brave statement by doing so.
It's to get around the fact that 99.999% of people give a rats ass about the textures applied to particular polygons and there's nothing else to talk about.
>>345337252
Because it just had to be about race. You're not racist, ARE YOU?
But Ubi is obviously taking after EA and will blame racists(homophobes in EA's case) when the game inevitably ends up sucking as much as the first one and gets bad reviews
>>345338286
I feel like its a wasted opportunity to make a character communicate only through emotes. I know people hate that shit here..but i do feel it would like such a character
I miss when "edgy" wasn't a pejorative. Can we go back to calling everything we don't like "hipster" instead of this?
>>345338539
Edgy was a perjorative almost immediately after it's inception.
>>345336272
Eh Reapers edginess was intentional. Most of the cast even bully him about his edginess.
>>345338515
Memeconomics > Blackonomics
>>345338515
I had the same thought when all I had seen were pictures of him. Finding out he had a voice actor was a bummer. Too bad Ubi isn't willing to jump on the 2 player characters bandwagon. Having him be a silent protagonist would put this game at serious risk of being give a shit aboutable.
>>345337732
The 90's would've been a great setting for something like this. Ubisoft could be as unrealistic and corny with their computer terminology as they want without trying to simultaneously conform to realism.
>>345329070
>spikes on mask
>spikes and studs all over jacket
>spikes on wristband
>spikes on shoes
>spikes all over robot thing
>>345329070
The demographic for this game is teens though, we all loved this garbage at 14, 15 years old along with Linkin Park and the rest of that shit. It's like getting mad at Nintendo because they make games for children, same thing.
are they finally going to cancel this game?
>>345338515
>>345338910
>Alternate universe where Ubi makes good games
>Wrench is the main character
>Instead of a dialogue wheel you pick one of many emotes
>You get yourself in all kinds of trouble picking inappropriate emotes that people interpret the wrong way
>>345339096
Is it bad that I stay away from trenchcoat wearers just in case they shoot up the place? Like, I should not judge a book by its cover but...
>>345332815
full force till one of us dies and i cant say id stop if it was her.
>>345329070
>and an absolute adrenaline junkie
I swear I've heard this before.
>>345334225
you could give them the ol' lickaroo?
~^-^~
>>345339847
That damn Kai Leng is a fucking cereal killer.
>>345337252
quit being a racist, racist, why are you so racist?
>>345338539
everyone is a hipster, chad. deal with it.
>>345334225
kys
I'm going to rent this game, NOT buy it, and no one can stop me. I will not pay full price for another Watchdogs game again. I would pirate it on PC, but the port will probably be complete shit.
>>345329070
This is Jackson Pearce. leak from a dev i got when i was ripping on him for the amount of edge contained in this character design.
>>345340925
I'll take chad over edgy any day. At least that one still has some meaning.
It would be funny if after all their cringey speeches about "Fighting for freedom" and shit it was revealed Dedsec was stealing valuable information/money from people who were working to stop terrorists. At the end of the game everyone realizes how stupid they were being, ditch the lame masks and go after the real villains.
>>345329070
It's good to see that the Watch_Dogs 2 will retain the same level of quality as the original.
>>345337252
>a silent protag who communicates by that mask with emotes
This wouldn't be terrible if done right. If he never said anything and never took the mask off, but communicated entirely through emoticons and body language, and did so with a healthy layer of sarcasm or deliberate camp, you might actually get a likable protagonist out of it. Sort of like the latest DOOM, except less angry.
Of course, they didn't, and so he isn't.
>>345329070
And has a wicked sense of humor?
>>345332468
US 4CHANNERS HUH?
>>345344975
Im actually pleasantly surprised to see the fact that the emotes thing is actually considered...i mean usually if you only see one emote on this board everybody goes apeshit. I agree,if done right it could lead to a great character...it would certainly be original...i think. Are there any characters who communicates only through emotes?
>>345337732
>that Cult of the Dead Cow poster
Neat.
Protag could be Kevin Mitnick.
