Hey lads. Some rare Pokemon spawn around the courtyard of this apartment complex but now they're freaking out and yelling at us when we try to walk by and catch them. Can they legally do this? Aren't the front yards of apartments with sidewalks public property?
Why is boomer-speak so funny
Le Edgy Gen-Xer
>>345317627
Pokemon Go?
More like, Pokemon Go Away.
>>345317627
>dude, let's cut taxes to the rich they'll totally give you a cut of their savings and not horde it themselves
How the hell did anyone in the 80's buy that crap?
>>345317627
If they own the property then they have a right to tell people to stay off it.
If it's some random ass tenant that is just being a baby because other people are having fun then he has no right.
What he/she can do is go complain to the property manager though, they will then take proper action to protect the privacy of the property
>>345317627
If you're on the sidewalk your fine. If they try to kick up dust just sue them. Not even kidding. I don't care for pokemon go but people need to get over themselves.
Let me guess you found this on reddit
>>345317627
You should use that sign to wipe your ass then hang it back up.
>>345317627
My mother just called me and told me all the dangers that come with playing Pokemon Go. I told her I don't play it but she kept saying just in case I did.
I give it a week before some stupid kid gets shot playing this game and the hammer comes down.
>>345317627
who the fuck cares if it's legal or not
if I had a bunch of fat manchildren gathering around my house staring at their phones I'd tell them to fuck off and get a life too
>>345317627
This is just "stop liking what I don't like" spelt out in the most obnoxious way. A geocacher you play with while taking a walk isn't any bigger a waste of time than spending your off time watching tv.
>>345317627
I would go to his yard just to piss him off
>>345318304
He is very obnoxious and upset that people seem to be liking things, however, he's right that it's illegal to be on his property.
>>345317627
>this mad at a computer game
>>345318304
No, fuck that. it's more like "Fuck your fun and let me sleep." It truly would have been better if they all stayed inside.
>>345318212
Florida already has you covered
http://www.news4jax.com/news/pokemon-go-hunters-shot-at-while-searching-for-pokemon
>>345317627
>old man yells at cloud.jpg
Kek I got in a shouting match with a squatter while playing pogo day 1, fuck that guy
For twenty years technology has divided us and made us all into human islands, people are getting pissed that it's doing the opposite now, fuck em
Lmao, pokemon go is gay shit but what kind of autist feels the need to blog in a "don't tresspass" notice.
Get fucked, old man. He probably posts on /v/, because he's a miserable cunt.
>>345318401
fads are almost always stupid, and people always enjoy them. Its not a big deal to admit its both fun and completely retarded and collectively embarassing for society
>>345318448
>A 19-year-old man and a 16-year-old girl told deputies they were driving on Primrose Lane in Palm Coast around 1:30 a.m. playing the popular game. Deputies said a man, who was not identified, heard loud noises outside of his home, looked out his window and noticed a white car with its brake lights on in front of his house. The homeowner grabbed his gun and went outside.
>The homeowner says he heard someone say, "Did you get anything." The man then stepped in front of the car, pointed his gun at the teenagers and told them not to move. The man claims the vehicle sped toward him and he started shooting at the vehicle.
If the teens' car was out on a public street and not his actual driveway (which is what it sounds like), he is so, so, so very fucked.
>>345318601
The kind of autist that's sick of having random strangers walking onto his front lawn/back yard all the fucking time.
How can you not get sick of having people just loitering around your house 24/7?
>>345318589
a bunch of autists shuffling around like zombies on their phones isnt the same as community interaction. especially when theyre a bunch of obnoxious fucks about it, wondering into peoples yards and blocking traffic and shit. Its alienating and off-putting to anybody not playing the childrens game.
>NO WE DO NOT HAVE FREE WIFI AT THIS CAFE. HOW ABOUT TALKING TO EACH OTHER?
then they take a photo and upload it to their business social media page
same with this retarded sign.
why are gen x-ers so fucking smug?
>>345318804
>How can you not get sick of having people just loitering around your house 24/7?
By not being an autist? I live right next to a playground (that doesn't have much trees and thus little shade) and I have a huge shaded yard with big oak trees. So I put some benches in and let the kids and their parents chill in my yard when they want.
>>345318759
>did you get anything
teenagers really are fucking retarded, idling in a neighborhood in the middle of the night saying shit that sounds like you just robbed a place.
>>345317627
>first past is best post
you fucked it up by a tad bit
>>345318975
i bet you like having kids sitting on your lawn you sick fuck anon
>>345317627
Yes go to the bar and drink, become an alcoholic like my and live in a shitty apartment building while my wife fucks big black men while I raise her child.
Grandpa needs to lay of the edge.
>>345317627
>inb4 he gets sued by outraged parents for telling their kids to consume alcohol
>inb4 he gets sued by outraged tranny fags for telling them to rethink their life choices
i like how /v/ mischaracterizes pokemon go players as fat autistic manchildren, when actually fat autistic manchildren are the ones who sill play the regular pokemon games and want nothing to do with go.
>>345317627
He's right though. You people are more cancerous than everything he said put to together.
>>345318659
how come everyone who defends poke go on /v/ is such an autist? Just because people dont want fat spergs and teeenagerrs loitering in their yards doesnt mean they dont have social lives. Why do drones keep using this argument to defend shit behavior?
Sometimes you just got to battle someone for Pookemons
>>345318836
I mean nothing is perfect, but I can't think of anything other than ingress that got people to go outside and talk to other people.
Every other game or piece of social media encourages you to hide behind a screen and interact with humans that way, at least with pogo you (ideally) have to go outside and will end up in a conversation with someone.
It's too late for the majority of the gen x and boomer crowd, it's not too late to retrain millennial scum to talk to each other in person, no matter how awkward they seem
>>345317627
>it's just grass, bro
Lawn care and keeping an immaculate lawn is so last generation
>>345317627
You're allowed to be on the sidewalk.
Front yards of apartment buildings are not public property because apartment buildings are not public property. They're privately owned businesses and they can tell you to stay off the lawn if they want to.
>>345318975
jesus christ man what the hell?
>>345317627
>Aren't the front yards of private property public property?
I hope you realize that just because it's grass doesn't mean that it's public property, right? You can't possibly that stupid.
>people spend 5 years playing candycrush nonstop on their phones
>pokemon comes out and those same people claim people who play have no life
Loving these double standards.
LOL just drink a beer.
*gulp gulp gulp* Ahh! I'm so drunk!
DUDE BEER LMAO
You know, I think it's funny that someone unironically thinks that going to the bar and being an alcoholic is more mature than going for walks.
>>345318417
As another anon said, if he is a tenant he has no rights. So anon and his "friends" should go step and shit all over it.
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>>345319187
>>345317627
>Hating bush
probably a roody-poo
>>345318759
Its quite obviously public street in front of his house and not his drive-yard.
>>345319278
people didnt wander the streets because of candycrush
I'm already sick of normies again. Hopefully they'll stop getting bent out of shape by the time SM comes out.
>>345317627
he probably voted liberal, the cuck
>>345317627
>everybody goes to the bar and start drinking
>bunch of drunks decide that yes, they do indeed want to catch those pokemon
>building owner now has a swarm of loud drunk pokemon hunters stumbling in his yard
>>345319278
people playing candy crash arent bothering anybody.
>stupidest thing
>doesn't know how to use semicolons
wew projections lad
>>345318975
>being a huge cuck
>>345317627
What's stopping someone finding a rare in their back garden and selling access to weebs and shit?
>>345318759
>no one injured
>claims self-defense
oh yeah he's so boned you really know our justice system, friend
>>345317627
>Written by a /vpol/ yard, the flier
>>345319378
You're right. They sat on their asses at home. At least Pokemon Go has a tangible benefit on society.
>>345319330
they werent going for a walk, they were trespassing. You sound like a little whiny bitch.
>>345317627
You better laminate that shit before the next rain comes.
>>345319330
>a beer makes you an alcoholic
Hows high school going for you?
>>345319150
Care to expound on how Pokemon GO/it's players are cancerous?
>>345319442
It's appropriate to use semicolons to separate items of a list if one of more of the items in that list contains a comma.
He's still doing it wrong, though, because he's not using semicolons consistently throughout.
>>345318975
>lmao just go outside nerds
>fucking nerds stay in your mom's basements where you belong
Which is it?
>>345319482
>Pokemon Go has a tangible benefit on society
>>345319482
Trespassing and fat uggos hitting on girls because theyre playing the same app isnt a benefit for society.
>>345318351
Hope you catch a shotgun blast to the face.
baby boomers are perpetually butthurt all the time
>>345319498
>walking on the sidewalk is trespassing
Dude, I think you had one too many beers.
>>345317627
Fucking boomer, I bet no one even went in his yard. He just wanted to bitch at the world.
>>345319523
>going to a bar and drinking beer for fun
>implying trickle down economics has been completed
>>345319463
>holding people at gunpoint on public property who have committed no crime
He's fucked
>>345318448
>>345318759
>>345319554
It gets children outside and has been a pretty major boon for small businesses that have embraced it.
>>345319567
>trespassing
Gets shot, strengthens the gene pool.
>>345319537
Society shouldnt encourage lemming-like behavior. I thought we had learned after beanie babies but I guess not.
>>345317627
Surprised nobody draw a dick or changed some word around on it yet.
>>345318975
Do you sometimes talk with the children?
Do you invite them inside to cool off?
Maybe take off their clothes and hop into the bath together?
>>345319523
If you're trying to make a point dont use gifs you got straight off of tumblr.
>>345319553
Go outside without being a huge autistic manchild disturbing public peace.
>>345317627
As long as you're on the sidewalk and not actually in their yard, they can't do shit, and if they do shit to you it's illegal, if you're on the lot's property however, you are trespassing.
>>345318759
This man was within his rights to shoot.
>Parked near his property at 1:30AM
>Here's suspicious talk and noise
>Alarms the people not to move, they end up speeding out of there
If you were some middle aged baby boomer, you would have thought they were criminals too.
>>345319631
The sign is about the yard you idiot. youre obviously too young to drink so whats your excuse for being fucking illiterate?
All things considered though, norps are going to get bored of this in about a month's time, you can't deny this.
The question is what happens to pogo when
>norps abandon it
>SM drops and autism abandons it
Already my group of friends dropped off playing for monhun
>>345317627
the sidewalks near roads are fair game, as is the land a little ways in
if it's in a courtyard on their property or something, though, you're fucked, that's their land
keep in mind that most laws vary by state and aren't mandated federally, so your state may be different
>>345319523
>tumblr gif
>drinking beer on its own
>not a habit of cucks
Just trespass, catch your pokemon, then leave. They cant do ahit. People break the law everyday.
You're scared of some old piece of shit who can't even catch you? Just catch your pokemon and leave. Shouldn't take more than a minute
>>345319706
>walking on the sidewalk
>disturbing public peace
uwot
>>345319675
Explain what lemming-like behavior is without quoting a myth.
>>345317627
That's a really dumb list.
>>345317627
>lol go get a life and have a beer
I don't even like the Pokemon Go jewish agenda but I'm seriously considering to start playing it if it pisses normies like him off.
>>345319714
Thinking someone is a criminal is not all that is required to open fire on them with a firearm and have it not be attempted murder.
>>345319706
>walk around staring at your phone
CAN YOU STOP DISTURBING MUH PUBLIC PEACE ???
>>345319636
>fucking boomer
lmao is this the latest insult from nintentoddlers? "old people just dont get it, amirite guise??" holy shit what a cringe fanbase
>>345319670
>manchildren drive around to grind, hog all the gyms, knock people down and scare Boomers into shooting them
Okay son
>>345319554
Not that anon, but you can't deny that this game has encouraged outdoor activity/fitness better than 90 percent of games that have ever come out.
>>345318024
If i own a business and im paying 50% of my revenue on taxes i cant afford employees.
If i only have to pay 20% i can hire thus creating jobs.
>>345319739
Nobody walks on peoples' yards especially when the radius of interaction in Pokemon Go is fucking massive. Probably just a moron who thinks they own the sidewalk.
>>345319779
Florida laws son, stand your ground.
>>345319714
>holding people on public property when they have committed no crimes
Like I said, he's fucked
>all these triggered pokemongo autists itt
glorious
>>345319585
good luck, i'm behind 7 shotguns
>>345318975
People like you make the world a better place
>>345319714
>Parked near his property at 1:30AM
They weren't on it though, it was a public street
>Here's suspicious talk and noise
He made an incrorect assumption and decided to boldly act on that
>Alarms the people not to move, they end up speeding out of there
No shit they sped out of there when some random guy points a gun at you
>>345319714
>I have the right to murder someone because someone is near something I own and didn't obey my every command
nah, kill yourself
>>345319837
You don't need employees or you would have hired one. Reducing taxes would simply let you have more money.
ITT edgy teenagers who don't understand property laws and get butthurt that everyone isn't facilitating their 'right' to wander where ever they like playing a children's game
>>345319837
Except they usually don't hire. They just pocket the 30% that they otherwise would have paid the government.
Is there an edit yet of Nottim Portent mowing down Pokemon go assholes?
>>345319907
>>345319884
a public street located in a gated neighborhood near his private property
>>345319837
If you can't afford employees when being taxed at 50% then the original tax law before "Piss on the poor economics" wouldn't have affected you anyways, as you weren't rich.
Go jump in an acid.
>>345319825
Walking around outside is considered physical activity? Maybe only by definition.
Heard of running or going to the gym? Nah not the pokemon gym you fat/lanky fucks
>>345317627
If i see anyone using PokemonGO near me, be sure to be excluded from my life, using the NSA device to fool all of you.
>>345319757
What myth? fads happen all the time, people become hysterical, act like its important to them, and then the hype dies and nobody gives a shit. People completely forget that they invested time into behavior they didnt give a shit about just because theyre friends and neighbors were talking about it. Im only 26 and ive seen it happen multiple times in my life. Its like humans interest extend only to what will increase their social capital
>>345317627
that's a wierd way to spell john crichton.
>>345319779
>I don't understand how castle doctrine works
That's ok champ. Someday you'll actually read laws and not think whatever "feels right" is legal.
>>345319978
again
>I have the right to murder someone because someone is near something I own and didn't obey my every command
kill yourself (x2)
>>345319757
Explain why a myth has less value than a fact when used as a metaphor.
>>345317627
wew lad, can you imagine being so fucking butthurt at other people having fun doing things that you don't see the appeal yourself that you HAVE to let everyone know about it? can you fucking imagine that shit?
wait.
>the internet
>>345319847
I don't know the law, but I'm pretty sure if you're the one approaching them and the other person is moving away from you that's not standing your ground.
>>345319714
>Alarms the people not to move, they end up speeding out of there
>Bursts outside with a gun and tells them not to move
Literally anyone minus the police or an actual criminal with a gun who just would have shot him would have ran
>>345319847
While in the middle of the road against unarmed people in the car.
That's not stand your ground.
>live in the 'burbs
>neighbors walk across my lawn all the time
>do it more frequently lately
>don't care because i'm not a faggot
>>345319819
>implying manchildren aren't spoofing
I mean I guess that's kinda cool too, imagining an invisible war for gyms, but in reality it's just fucking stupid.
People mob up with their friends from their laptops at home and lock down 3 or 4 gyms at once, it's getting to the point now where it doesn't matter if you share a color with them, there's no room for your pokemon so you're benefiting, no matter what.
Dead game
I don't play this shit at all and I'm sad we haven't seen a Jynx at a KFC yet. Yes I know that Jynx isn't black anymore but I don't give a fuck I'm just here for memes.
>Electrode/Allahu Ackbar used Self Destruct
>Super effectiveness on humans
>>345319768
Thats the point. People get hyped over the dumbest fucking shit ever. Theres nothing he listed that wasnt a cultural phenomena at the time
>>345318448
Can we just fucking push Florida out to the Caribbean already? Such a shithole state full of shithole people.
>>345319779
>what is "reasonable suspicion"
>>345319463
Assault with deadly weapon x2
So 4-40 years in prison
>>345320053
>implying they didn't have a glock in the car
this is florida nigga, not some north pussy state.
>Trickle down economics
>Bad
>>345320023
Castle doctrine only works on your own property you nutcase
>Will2K16
>dipshits thinking they own sidewalks
If they're on a yard or whatever that little slip of land between the sidewalk and street is called, then by all means, "you damn kids" it up. Granted, unless the people intruding are actually being disruptive, you're just going to be seen as a cunt. For a non-cunty way to dissuade people from stepping on your lawn, start a garden or flower bed.
>>345319714
This is what some people actually think. You're not fucking Batman.
>>345317627
You can tell whoever made that did it for the reddit
>>345319714
>within his rights to shoot
Maybe the laws in Florida are fucked up, but here in Ohio it is absolutely not legal to shoot at somebody just because you're suspicious they might have been up to no good. The man's life was clearly not in danger and bringing deadly force to bear (which is what shooting at someone is, even if you were "just trying to scare them off" or whatever bullshit) under circumstances like these is well outside of what is legal.
>>345319990
Interest is a powerful motivator, anon. Maybe you can be driven by the benefits of better health, but most people (gamers especially) are lazy and need that extra bit of motivation. Even if this game isn't fitness oriented, its getting asses out of computer chairs to walk around, therefore encouraging better health practices.
>>345319463
Self defense from two teens who represented no threat.
Self defense isnt the answer for everything. Specially when they drive away and he keeps shooting.
They were driving away from him and he chose to shoot them.
Lets not forget he decided to point a gun to two teens that were NOT in his property. He could have called 911 if he was scared.
>>345320191
>vast majority of wealth just being sat on
>creating jobs
pick one
>>345319482
Had a meeting for pokemon Go at the local ice cream shop. Sold a shit ton of ice cream. It was anarchy
>>345320152
>Willfully put yourself in harms way out in public.
>Nuhuh! THEY WERE COMING RIGHT FOR ME.
>>345320117
california is a bigger shithole.
everything is overpriced, SJW/tranny central, potheads everywhere, and half the population is entitled hipsters/nu-males .
>>345320301
It's not healthy. Don't kid yourself, fatty/skelly.
>>345319837
>If i
>If i
Summarizes it perfectly.
>>345319637
>Drinking soda for fun
Not a huge difference
>>345320041
/v/ constantly shitposts about every game. But ive never seen a fanbase so desperate to defend their game as pokemon go. Literally everytime somebody points how its in a non-game, or how the people who play it are obnoxious a bunch of drones start screaming "no friends bitter loser lalala!". Kill urself my man.
>>345320053
>unarmed
The resident could not have known that.
>>345318448
If any of them were blacks we would have a shitstorm, instead white on white violence happens and no one cares.
>>345320107
No, I mean it is dumb to be upset about those things, and even more so to tell other people that "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you" because you didn't happen to like those things.
>>345320086
>people waste their time spoofing a mobile game that's a pedometer/stamp collection hybrid
I don't understand...
>>345319847
The castle doctrine only applies if they were in his house or at least on his property. It sounds like they were parked on the public street, and HE accosted THEM. I don't know about Florida specifically, but in most states the "stand your ground" defense is only applicable if you are unable to run away, i.e. you're cornered in an alley or something.
>>345319615
That's because their hips hurt
>>345320302
The guy is completely fucked. It's illegal to shoot someone in the back where hes from, EVEN IF they were a murderer who just tried to shoot him in his own home.
>>345320361
The problem with this image is that at the same time nature use colours to attract mates, basically the opposite of aposematism.
>>345319990
>Walking is not physical activity
Here's what (you) wanted so bad.
>>345320060
yeah youre a fucking pussy instead.
>>345319847
that's not stand your ground as it exists in any state
stand your ground means that you're not required to flee the scene even if you have the opportunity to do so; you can use lethal force in any situation in which you feel your life is threatened
this is in contrast with duty to retreat, which means that if you have the opportunity to flee the scene, you are required to do so
>>345319714
>you would have thought they were criminals too.
I mean, even if they WERE criminals why the fuck does one have the right to attempt to kill them anyway? What the fuck is wrong with America.
>>345320361
I fucking love that yellow box fish. What's it called?
>>345319837
>If i own a business and im paying 50% of my revenue on taxes i cant afford employees.
1. You are taxed on your net income after expenses.
2. Employee salaries, wages, and benefits are expenses that decrease your taxable income.
Thank you for the most underage post I've seen yet today.
>>345320531
yeah, i'd be such a badass telling 12 year olds to get off my lawn when they're causing no problems whatsoever
do you have brain damage
>>345320263
Do the suburbs in Ohio have problems with robbery like the suburbs in Florida do?
If you don't understand the demographics of a state don't speak on state laws.
>>345319428
I would not mind watching that happen, I got a good chuckle out of that
>>345319585
hello r e d d i t, you do know we're not all edgelords here, right?
>>345317627
>People being this much of a scrooge about people playing a mindless phone game
Why not just say "I hate fun"? It about sums up their point.
>>345320556
Blackspotted puffer
>>345320521
It's almost always the other way around tho, males are more flashy to attract females who are better camouflaged to avoid predators.
>>345320361
Lmao this is the retarded. Youre talking about parts of san francisco only. Half of california is mexicans in la and the central valley. Norcal is a bunch of cannibas growing hippies who dont give a fuck about identity politics. even in san francisco a bunch of young people are grungy street trash. there are nu males and feminazis once in awhile, but it is in no way the norm. I would know, ive lived in both cities.
>>345319837
But you dont do that. NOWHERE does that. Literally everywhere I worked the management get paid more the less people they have. Right now at my fedex job there are supposed to be 25 package handlers. Were at 17 the BARE minimum because the management gets 1000usd extra a year for each employee under they are. My boss would make exactly as much as me if we were at 25 people. My last job at Walmart was the same way. Only difference is that Walmart worked us even harder and WANTED us to quit inside of three months. My boss flat said so when he got into an argument with a diabetic employee that needed to eat because of his blood sugar. They forced us to skip our you know legally mandated lunch break and we were on hour 7 of our 9 hour shift and he needed to eat. Only reason he wasn't fired was the boss knew it would blow up in his face if he fired the guy.
Nowhere puts the employees first. Its always about the profits. If the government cuts taxes you just pocket the difference not trickle it down.
>>345320413
How else would they defend it?
Even they know it's barely a game.
>>345317627
B A S E D
>>345319837
Tell that to the one US state that abolished most taxes on small businesses. I think it was Arizona? The governor and their congress passed the tax cuts with the intention of creating jobs. But jobs only went up like 3%. They asked the small businesses why they weren't expanding and hiring new people. The owners basically said that they never wanted to expand and don't need new employees. So the state (Arizona?) is losing out on tens of millions in tax revenue while getting zero benefit.
>>345320014
glad i wasnt the only one thinking that
>>345319740
>dont play for a day
>they all dropped it
>>345320651
Trying way too hard.
>>345320152
>gunfight in the middle of a street because of a shitty pokemon app
god bless
>>345320668
And besides that, only really young people fall into the boxes. older people in sf are wealthy professionals who dont have time for that shit and asians/indians who dont care
>>345320023
Yeah and castle doctrine is not what "feels right" to you, faggot. The public street would not be covered by the castle doctrine, unless the teenagers had broken into and were sitting in his car. They were in the right to sit in a public location without fear of death. Learn about the law before you spout bullshit.
>>345320150
That's something that applies to cops.
>Florida rednecks are actually so retarded that they think they are cops because they both own guns and eat exclusively fast food
>>345320117
it will eventually get swallowed by the sea and those crocs and gators will adapt and live in the ocean
>>345320521
If you're going to use the nature argumentum at least use it correctly.
Males use color to attract females, not the other way around.
>>345320302
>He could have called 911
We can't let the cops have all the fun when it comes to unwarranted shootings. I'm actually surprised gun control advocates aren't jumping all over this. It seems like more of a rational case than trying to regulate terrorists and criminals.
>>345320547
shoot to scare them off, not to kill.
note how he shot the tires/car, not at the windows.
>Hang around suspiciously
>Flee as armed man approaches you
I don't really blame either party for misunderstanding the situation.
No one cares about your shitty video game. If you get shot for trespassing, i hope it was worth your pokemon. Dumb high schoolers
I wish there were actual Pokemon Go players around here. I'd like to put up a sign like this and record the reactions.
>>345320008
For starters, that isn't lemming-like behavior. Lemming's act like any other rodent, ae they don't participate in hysterics.
And because a large group of people are interested in something, even a fad and something frivolous, doesn't make it bad. The game is acting as a catalyst for a lot of good.
>b-but bad things are happening too
no fucking shit, that's life. People were getting hit by cars, shot, and in fights before the game and they'll still do that shit after the game fades.
>>345317627
>I assume you have nothing better to do so go out there and become an alcoholic
This has got to be written by a 23-year old who "doesn't consider himself a millenial"
>>345320521
That's not the only problem with the image.
It was passable as a one-off joke but people taking it seriously and putting thought into it and reposting it as if it actually offers some sort of insight are fucking retarded.
>>345320320
You do understand that this is Florida you're talking about right?
>>345320537
except this guy was not in any danger. people in a parked car on a public road are of no immedate threat to you or your loved ones' safety, and thus are not valid targets for lethal force.
I wonder when we'll get to the point of someone deploying a cell phone jammer specifically to fuck with people looking for pokemons on their property.
It has to have connection to the server, right?
>>345317627
>Aren't the front yards of apartments with sidewalks public property?
No. Why the fuck would you think that? They get like a foot from the road if there is no sidewalk or to the edge of the sidewalk if there is one. All that grass? That fucker owns it. Its not yours to walk on.
>>345320675
gerry ford put employees first
How many "people" have died from this? I will be the king of this world in some form or another.
>>345320412
>drinking soda or beer for fun
>dying of liver failure or diabetes
>not drinking coffee or tea that's actually good for you
Look at this plebeian.
>>345320547
Florida is not America
>>345320770
>>That's something that applies to cops.
It also applies to citizens as far as self-defense goes. If you have reasonable suspicion that your life is in danger because of an unfolding crime, you have a legal right to defend yourself or property.
>>345320854
If he lived in a real state with laws instead of God's waiting room, then he would be imprisoned.
>>345320816
>trespassing
>on a public street
you dumb dumb
>waaaaaa people wont let me trespass to catch some pokemons. Waaaaa he world doesnt cater to me.
So special.
>>345320634
>Do the suburbs in Ohio have problems with robbery like the suburbs in Florida do?
It varies between suburbs in Ohio, much like it does in every other state. Some suburbs have lots of robbery, some have practically none.
>If you don't understand the demographics of a state don't speak on state laws.
I'm not sure what you're trying to get at here. Are you >implying that he should be allowed to hold people at gun point for being on public property and minding their own business just because he was suspicious they were doing something bad?
>>345320547
have yourself a fun/horrifying time and google "florida man"
>>345320854
yes, that's why i specified the person needs to have felt there was a threat on their life
>>345320361
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/floriduh-blog/
Ever hear a ridiculous news story on the radio and think "who is this dumb?" The answer is almost always Florida. California at least economically contributes something to the country.
>>345320785
I am not using the nature argument, I am saying it's stupid.
>>345319978
yeah that totally gives you the legal and/or moral/ethical right to shoot at kids hunting pokemon
>>345320390
>Its not healthy
Your leg veins have valves that help propell blood up towards the inferior vena cava. Sitting on your ass for a long time increases venous pooling, increases venous capacitance so the blood just kind of sits there. Sluggishness of blood can increase viscosity and make it more apt to coagulate or form venous thrombi.
So it’s really a good idea to just flex your feet or flex at the knees to work the muscle pump in your kegs to keep blood moving back towards more central circulation to prevent clots. Because clots can travel to your lungs and well, that can be fatal.
So, no it is healthy.
>>345320879
>Implying Stannis is the rightful king
>>345320413
>But ive never seen a fanbase so desperate to defend their game as pokemon go.
In that case you literally started browsing /v/ last week. Kindly fuck off to wherever you migrated from.
>>345320863
>I wonder when we'll get to the point of someone deploying a cell phone jammer
Dude, it's not worth it. Owning one is illegal and actively using one is a felony. The cops and detectives have actually spent considerable time and resources to find randos using cell phone jammers in their cars or on the subway. It's really not worth losing your job and getting a felony record to annoy some kiddos.
>>345320959
>legal moral ethical
Buzzwords kiddo. Come back when you've completed your high school diploma
>>345320801
>shoot to scare them off, not to kill.
You do not fire a gun at someone to scare them, you fire a gun to kill another person. That is a gun's purpose.
>>345320879
None yet. There were some muggings at the beginning, and a few people have been hit by cars, a couple of guys fell off a small cliff and at least one person fell into a river or lake or something.
It's only a matter of time, though.
>Be american
>Play Pokemon
>Get shot
>>345320768
Pretty much. What people don't understand about SF is that its somewhere around 65% if not more Chinese and the rest are mostly normal people or ghetto faggots. Because they've never been there or lived there.
All those faggy white hipsters you see moved there in the last 10 or so years from suburbs around the country, they're just a very annoying and vocal minority. Same with the fags, most come to SF for the parties from elsewhere. You'll find more gays in West Hollywood than you will in the Castro district.
>>345318212
Some idiot in michigan who was a wanted criminal got caught by walking in to a police station trying to catch pokemon. I can honestly say that we are not that far off from this happening.
>>345320826
>a lot of good
lmao do nintendrones literally believe normie go is a net benefit for society
>>345321025
fine then
yeah that totally gives you the right to shoot at kids hunting pokemon
happy, edgelord?
>>345317627
> Aren't the front yards of apartments with sidewalks public property?
No they aren't. read up a bit on what public property is.
>>345321046
The pokemon line isn't really necessary there desu.
It's only a matter of time before someone puts "free shiny pokemon" on their van, drops a lure in a empty location, and then kidnap children who come by.
>>345319837
>STILL trying to fucking push that shit thirty years after it fucking failed
>>345320826
are you fucking autistic? It doesnt matter if actual lemmings act like that or not, its what the expression means.
>>345321025
how is "legal right" a buzzword you fucking sperg
>>345321085
Maybe his name is Jamal and he lives in the projects.
>>345321046
>be American
>do anything
>get shot
>>345319458
Places are already doing that. There was an article I read about a sports stadium that lets people out on the field as long as they want for 5usd since it was one of those land marks.
>>345320547
you don't have the right to kill someone for "being a criminal," there has to be some threat against your life
some states also let you kill anyone who invades your home, but that's a very limited circumstance
what a lot of non-americans don't understand is the tenth amendment; nearly all laws are determined by individual states by default unless there is some reason to do otherwise at the federal level. that's why most lawyers pass a state bar; 90% of laws that you can fall afoul of are state laws and they vary wildly between the states. vermont's laws are different than florida's are different than texas' are different than california's.
>>345320898
You're confusing the idea of what is "reasonable" in self defense with the very differently defined entity that is "reasonable suspicion." They are not the same thing whatsoever. Reasonable suspicion is only used as a term when a cop seeks to issue an arrest or conduct a search. "Reasonably," in the defitnition of self defense, refers to what capacity of force you're allowed to use if you have the option to retreat.
>>345317627
>Aren't the front yards of apartments with sidewalks public property?
Sidewalks yes but you do not have a legal right to loiter in front of someone's residence regardless of it being public property.
The homeowner/landlord could easily call the police on you to have them advise you that you'll need to disperse.
>>345320547
Only 20 more years, anon, and these moronic baby boomers will be mostly dead along with their paranoia driven mentalities
>>345320986
ive been here for over 10 years :^)
>>345320980
Who is then?
Inb4 retard of dragons
Dany is useless in books and show only Sansa is more useless. I want her to go batshit to be interesting.
>>345320571
This tbqh
Move along nothing to see here
>>345320973
Too bad you explained it to someone as if he was a physio student. You failed to bring your point across when you tried to come off as nerdy than bringing your point across.
You wouldn't understand if i started throwing jargon i learnt in my actuary studies.
Feel free to restructure your post. Not everyone is interested in human biology to give a fuck about a 'vena cava'. Autist.
>>345321078
>nintendrones
>normie
nigga i'm here having a moderate opinion on a fad mobile app and you're meme spouting.
going outside, walking, and socializing are all healthy activities; whatever the reason.
figure it out.
>>345321163
>Be French
>Do anything
>get killed by terrorists
>>345320801
you fire a warning shot elsewhere, not AT the person
>>345320934
Yes that is entirely what I am implying.
If you're doing dumb shit at 1:30 in the morning doing and saying suspicious things you get what you deserve. Firstly its called natural selection, secondly if you're lacking such awareness as to not even conceive what you're doing is suspicious you had it coming.
If those teens had been killed nothing of value would have been lost.
>>345318448
>16 year old out at 1:30 am
>Ctrl F "curfew"
>Zero results
That's fucked up.
>>345319847
>>345320023
Castle laws are defined as you using reasonable force to defend your property against a criminal breaking in
>>345321153
I didnt say "legal right" read my post again. You dyslexic.
>>345320482
I think they assume that pokemon go will become something special and they want to get in on the ground floor to have the "early adopter" advantage, only problem is that pokemon go will forever be f2p garbage on the level of candy crush, there will be no competitive scene because soon all it will be are spergs and their sperg friends holding gyms. Normies won't even last to see johto pokemon, mark my words.
Might as well start playing idle clickers
>>345321260
>going outside, walking, and socializing are all healthy activities; whatever the reason.
Not in America. You'll get shot.
>>345320191
I would prefer a Work Based Basic Income backed economy.
>>345317627
The street and sidewalk is public property, they can't do shit to you.
The moment you step on the grass is when you step on private property and they can call the cops on you.
>>345321331
wow so edgy anon you must be a really cool person to think killing teens for no fucking reason is justified
>>345321228
>mobile frogposter hates his parents
>>345321281
there is literally no such thing as a "warning shot" in the eyes of the law.
>>345321281
>>345321038
you yuropoors don't understand american rights and logic.
>>345320816
>high schoolers
The biggest demographic playing this game are millennials. So the 25-35 year olds.
>>345318136
>try to get out of the parking lot to get to work or get home from work
>fat retards in the way and won't move, literally have to start honking at them to get the fuck out of the way
It wouldn't be so bad if people that played the "game" had any sort of fucking common sense or decency.
I see these retards playing it while walking across streets and intersections and riding bikes with cars coming both ways.
>>345321112
I'd actually laugh at that. I'm a sick fuck I guess but the headlines would be funny.
I hate this fucking "game" and everything it represents. I'm only here for memes.
>>345321413
Go catch your pokemons elsewhere. The world doesnt cater to you so that you can trespass just to catch your pokemon.
