Are there any video game characters that are virgins?
Any JRPG protagonist?
Tidus from FFX
>>345307935
>Best pro ball player ever
>Virgin
>>345307935
He was a sporting superstar in Zanarkand. He definitely wasn't.
If that doesn't count because it was Bahamut's dream. Then he was technically only 3 months old so it's not too embarrassing.
That poor fucking wombat...
>>345307858
If /v/ had a spirit animal.
Solid Snake
>>345307858
>just one year from Wombat Wizardhood
GET HYPE
>>345307858
Why did they feel the need to point out that she's a virgin?
>>345308640
Because fucking humans doesn't count, they just wanted to make the distinction
>>345307858
Doomguy.
>>345307858
>tfw 29yo human virgin
I feel it wombat-kun.
>>345307858
At least he's not Anthony Burch
>>345307858
>>345311620
>yfw Anthony Burch has kissed and fucked a real girl and you no.
>>345311750
He also got so cucked he turned gay
>>345307858
It wants to die, but it's too weak to fight off the handler to end it all :(
>>345311876
Fuck off, wombats are indestructible horrors of genetics. If that wombro got pissed he would bowl her over, then crush her face with his ass.
Yes, that is how Wombats defend themselves.
>was kissless til end of blood money
>virgin
>never had gf or friends
>uses his freetime and money to train and buy equipment to remove normalfags faster
>doesn't care about random woman who try to chat him up because hes handsome and /fa/ as fuck
>>345308191
>Wombat Wizardhood
Wombat Facts:
>Young become sexually mature at 2 to 3 years of age
>Most wild wombats can be expected to live up to five years or more
>Wombat poop is shaped like cubes
If the lifespan of a wombat is like 5 years vs humans of 70. And sexual maturity at 2 vs humans of lets be generous and say 20. That makes a wombat year roughly 15 years if you do lazy math.
This 29 year old wombat when reaching 30 will be the equivalent of a 450 year old human virgin.
Patrick the Wombat is roughly a 450 Year Old Elder Wizard who has reached near immortality.
>>345312335
Wait I did the math wrong. It isn't a linear scale. Taking the data of 2 wombat years to 18 human years for sexual maturity and 5 wombat years to 90 human years for life span we can extrapolate that once Patrick reaches 30 he will be almost the equivalent to a 700 years old ancient wizard.
This equivalent 700 Year Old Wombat Wizard would be the power level of the greatest of undead sorcerers and elder dragons.
