OH SHIT. HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
>Horus from Primordia
if it was Crispin I'd be worried
>My EvE Online main
>Who can fly Supercarriers
>And Titans within a month
I'm fucked.
>>345301502
>The Adventerer from RuneScape
I'm good, nigga ain't got the hunter for it.
>fully leveled Flynn from SMT IV
I think I'm pretty fucked.
I'm fucked.
>meiin more ways than one
>>345301502
Civilization 5...
I sure hope there are no germans around.
>My beginner ass starter gear wearing Monster Hunter Generations character
Why would he even be after me? I don't have any useful materials.
>Kyle Katarn
I hope I could at least shake his hand first before he tears me apart. What a great fucking hero.
>>345301502
Dante so I'm fucked in every sense of the word
>Wu the lotus blossom
>open palm
Couldn't be better
It was nice knowing you guys.
>DMC 3
You think I could bribe Dante with pizza?
Goodbye, m8s.
>>345301502
I think I'm fine desu
What the fuck can he do to me I'm fit
>>345302258
You can actually bribe him with anything if you're just a normal person, if that doesn't work try to attack his mommy issues
>>345301502
>rust
>my character
>his dick is fucking halfway down to his knee when flacid
im okay with this actually
>>345302309
I hope you don't live near any volcanos.
>>345301502
>A normal Japanese kid from highschool
Not that much of an issue
My legs are not ok.
>>345302415
Depends on which one, unless you were playing a VN in which case it better not be one where he's judo champion of earth
>My hunter from Monster Hunter
You can count my ass carved
>>345301502
> project diva F
> last played a miku song
Well, I guess I'll have my first sex slave
>>345302321
Nah m8 he could probably crush somebodies throat just by flexing his fingers.
>Carlos from ZTD
He won't kill me in this timeline, so I'm fine.
>>345302321
You're fucked
>>345301502
Simon belmont.
kek
Well hell calls him the Doomslayer.
Oh yeah I'm real fucking scared.
>>345302542
Only thing I'm worried about is his footlong
>>345302152
consider yourself swallowed and encapsulated in an egg
>>345301502
>last played eyes of heaven
>got 8 of these overpowered motherfuckers coming after me
I think I'm gonna go get some life insurance now
>>345301502
>Gene from God Hand.
B-But I'm not Alexander!
Shit...
>>345302680
>death by choking on a shitty sandwich
What a horrible way to go
>John Marston
Dark souls 3 Valkyrie build.
Pretty fucked
>>345301502
>lightning
Yeah I'm fucked
>>345302746
probably his fetish
If she has access to a locator agent and some bombard ammo I might be fucked.
I want miku to choke me out with her lucious twintails and then make assertive yet consensual love to my body!
>>345301502
Garret from thief gold i would say im really really fucked since he is all sneaky peacky liket
>last played Stalker Call of Pripyat
How do I outsmart a slav?
>>345301502
>Witcher 3 Geralt
I have a gun, I'll be fine.
>>345303062
If you weren't a casual and played on expert Garrett will only knock you out and steal everything of value you own.
>Chosen Undead w/ +15 Demon's Great Hammer
>30 vig so no way a backstab can work
>Undead and infinitely respawning, so killing them wouldn't even matter in the long run
>Has Hidden Body and Chameleon so they could be anywhere
Just think of all the ways they could go for an ambush...
>>345303091
>conservatives.png
I'm not sure if Overwatch even really has a main character, so I guess I'm safe by technicality
Yeah, I can deal with her I think.
>>345303030
Me too but I want to smell her feet first and then she can stick her entire foot in my mouth.
>>345303141
>thinking a gun will protect you from a literal superhuman with MAGIC
you are retarded.
>>345303194
Then it'd be the last character you played in OW
>>345303141
He'll just throw up some Quen and he'll be fine.
>Hajime Hinata
I could take him, actually I probably couldn't that nigger is fucking ripped.
>My Hunter from MHGen
She has a charge blade, I'm fucked
>>345303194
>the entire roster kills him
>>345303236
Not him but all of his magic has piss poor range and he's not exactly super fast or anything.
If you could pick the place of the battle gunning him down would be ez pz.
>>345303236
>i leave a very clear and obvious trail right to my doorstep
>he follows it like a dumbass because that's the only way he can find people
>i open up as soon as he steps in the door
That nigger aint faster than a .45.
>>345303342
miku has more appeal than your generic flavor of the month trash
>>345303172
Sorry anon i like to play every game on normal and if i like it enough ill go back and play it on hard. Plus im still fucked if he robs me of my precious waifu pillows
>go to bed
>hear a weird thump on a wall
>FLOP, FLOP, FLOP, FLOP
>die
>>345303358
He's hunting you down. He wouldn't be stupid to follow a trail like that. Especially since it's OBVIOUS.
>>345303471
>>345302321
>can't even handle a small black woman on a 1v 2
Yeah, you're good.
>>345303342
No
well, I could fight him but I'd feel bad
Mine is Aiden Pearce
>Male Mechanic from DFO
Im probably pretty fucked. He'll probably just have a bunch of robots akbar my house while Im asleep or some shit.
>>345301502
Hm. Seems like a reasonable kid.
>>345303801
im literally watching this episode right now. that pizza looks so disgusting
I want rorona to ambush me and tie me up in her workshop basement and then ask me nicely for the final ingredient to the homunculus she's making~
>GoW
But I'm no god.
>DOOM (2016) guy
oh shit, I am so fucked. That guy is unstoppable
>>345303523
I don't even mean this to be edgy or anything but her face looks too much like Justin Bieber and kind of ruined the pic.
>>345303740
I hope you understand that if someone actually gets you to take the time to post a screenshot to prove them wrong, you've already lost?
Unbelievably
Halo guy from Halo 2.
Fuck. He doesn't even afraid of anything.
It was nice knowing you guys.
>>345301502
My level 79 character in Dark Souls 1. :/
>>345303973
>Come home
>He's right inside your door
>With a BFG to shove up your ass
>>345304190
>suddenly 4 battlecruisers appear in orbit over Earth
>he annihilates the entire planet just to get one guy
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
>>345304171
But I disproved him. And on mobile it takes a second to take a screenshot.
>>345301502
Level 20 guy from ark survival
All points invested into weight
I aint too scared nigger.
>>345303181
I think you mean >liberals.png
Cuck.
>ryu from sf
hahaha oh i am fucked
My Bloodborne character
Considering he's alil squid babyI'm not too scared.
>>345302328
future you to death
>>345301502
Deathspank? I bet I could wrap the dimwit around his own trousers, without touching any weapons
...He's proud mode, right?
age of empires 2
>main character
gg easy
>>345302321
You realize he's a total psycho who murdered hundreds if not thousands of people, survived shit ton of explosions, gun wound, being stabbed, etc. He's rather agile and does parkour. Kinda ok shot too.
Mr. Foster
I don't think you can buy a gun with bong bucks here.
>>345303141
Why do you have gun?
>Diablo 2 paladin
But, I am not the demons.
>My amazon max height with huge muscles Arisen
I sure hope I'm fucked
>Pokemon TCG Online
should be fine
>>345304629
What he really means is >cuckservatives.png
>>345301502
Oh god.
Those random puddings I bought on a whim are going to save my life tonight.
>>345302374
is this that french cartoon with the latex catboy twink?
>>345301502
>Point Man
HAYAI
>Mercy
Good, I guess?
>>345301657
I thought I was the only one who played that game. Hope you liked it Anon!
>adventurer from Spelunky
>>345305413
>Sends you to the Shadow Realm
>>345301502
>Junpei from Nine hours Nine persons Nine doors
As long as that capri wearing bitch doesn't find a weapon and/or bring 3-5 friends, I might survive.
>Deus Ex: TNM
probably pretty fugged
>>345301502
>merc from risk of rain
It was nice knowing you guys.
>>345301502
>Frisk
I mean, I'm human and it doesn't exactly have feats against humans...
>Doomguy
I'll just go ahead and blow my brains out.
>>345305868
>Undertrash
>lo wang from shadow warrior
FUCK
I'M FUCKED
>>345305419
>liberals this bad at banter
Play pokemon go in Traffic numale.
>>345301502
>Geralt
id say 7/10
he's good but slow and i can get a gun
>last game I was playing had a self-insert protagonist
>Gerardo Riviera
>"Hmm, trail's still fresh, gotta follow it"
>"Prints are deep, creature that left them must be heavy"
>"That smell... like someone's not bathed in a month"
>"Dorritos crumbs... It's a /v/irgin, gotta be"
>"Must've built its lair in this old hut's basement"
>"Creature's feeble-minded, weak to Axii"
> I don't usually kill sentient creatures. This time though, I'll make an exception
>"Damn you're ugly"
>>345301502
>GTA Vice City
>Tommy Vercetti
>Harwood Butcher
>Raging Autistic Lunatic
and i even 100%ed his game...oh shit oh shit oh shit....
kirby
>>345301714
just glassing the continent to get you
>>345306037
Keep getting mad over filenames, lard
Can't wait for you to damage control when Shillary Cunton wins
>>345305534
apparently yes....is it any good...is it a good series to pick up?
because MC girl is pretty cute...
>>345306216
what power would he get?nothing probably
>>345302746
haha
>My Tauren Hunterthat I RP as a mercenary
I'm fucked.
>my character from god eater.
She isn't super powerful but I'm still pretty fucked
>>345301502
venom
press f for me plz
>>345306312
glup...
Absolutely Fucked.
At least your filthy kind can bleed
>Warrior of Light from FFXIV
Welp. I'm doomed.
>unnamed Devil Daggers characters
Considering I got to 280 seconds, I'm probably dead as shit, unless I can lightly tap the guy as he strafe-jumps everywhere.
>Red Orchestra 2
Pretty fucked I say, I don't have a lot that could stop an angry Russian rifleman from shanking my anus with a bayonet.
Max Payne. Fuck.
>Just some sailor from the 1700s
He'd probably die before even finding me
>japanese high school boy with x-ray glasses
I think I will be fine, but may have to request a restraining order if he's persistent.
>Undertale,Frisk
Well, thank god. An adorable little girl is going to come compliment me or something like that. Crisis averted.
>>345301502
Adam Jensen.
Fucking terminator up in here, I'm fucked.
>>345301502
>Gordon Freeman
RIP me
>my xcom team
Oh it's fine they'll never hit me.
>>345301502
But the last game i played doesn't have a characterTable-top Simulator
Slayer of Demons
THE ANON WAS DEFEATED
Jokes on you, Star Wars DLCfront has no main character. Unless you consider generic storm trooper/rebel.
>>345301502
>Demoman from TF2
I can't hide anywhere because he'll just blow it up ;-;
>>345302446
Maybe we could team up and try to break his legs
>>345306930
refer to >>345306070 pic
My E:D pilot.
I'm fine. There's no way for him to land on a planet with an atmosphere and I think he might be a cripple anyway, he never leaves his chair.
>evolve
>My Pokemon Go avatar
Seeing as he can't send out pokemon unless it's a gym battle, that ten-year-old's about to get his shit kicked in
Pokemon yellow....so red.
Dunno wha5 he wants with me, I'm not a trainer.
>>345301502
Gordon Freeman
Bye, world!
>The last game I played was Eat Beat Dead Spike while waiting for the bus
Fuck. Getting eaten alive seems like the worst way to die.
>>345301502
>Main character of Momodora
Her bow is OP I'm fucked.
>>345307228
how old are you?
>eternally naked pro wrestler hero from one way heroics
Even if I do somehow survive I think I'll be blind
>Dragon Quest II
Prince of Cannock and Moonbrooke will probably be dead already, but Midenhall could definitely fuck me up
Last game I played was IA/VT
IA is now hunting me down for some reasons
>how fucked are you?
hopefully pretty fucked.
>>345307371
Old enough.Older than you.
>>345301502
>The Dude from Postal
I hope it's just to sign his petition
kazuma kiryu from yakuza 1
i probably deserve it if he's hunting me down
>Doom Guy
I've lived a full life.
I shouldn't have made that choice at the end of the first game. Now I'm going to die painfully to someone even more JUST than me.
My terraria character
Rip me
Who is the main character of darkest dungeon?
>>345301782
Me too
> Binding of Isaac
Well... I... I just dont know
Trevor from GTA V.
Oh fuck.
shit h-help guys!
>>345301502
my skinny feeble twink of a trainer from Pokemon Go? whats he going to do, hurl balls at me then crash?
I'm not remotely fucked.
Unless he has access to my pokemon.
Then I'm real fucked, since I have 8 1k+ mons.
Gordon Freeman. I'd get torn to shreds by Antlions ;_;
>>345301502
a squad of pissed off Blood Ravens
JUST
Brad, no. Brad, why are you doing this? I haven't seen her!
>The Prince of All Cosmos
I'm scared.
i guess i'll be experiencing tranquility in hell soon
I was playing eu4 with the extended timeline mod so here is what is going to happen.
>A non existing country will rise out of nowhere
>A non existing country allied to the brits the rusians and Denmark
>Powerful enough on its own to occupy all of Europe in 10 years
>It's a fascist regimen
>This country will declare war against chille and proced to occupy it in 1 year
>They will kill me
>And then proceed to annex the country
It was nice to shit post with you
>>345305603
Soldier 76 is the main character of Overwatch though
You gonna git Punishered.
>>345307651
>a mutant who literally makes his living tracking and hunting down things, most of which are very good at hiding. And he's disgustingly good at it.
Good fucking luck.
>>345301502
>Phalanx on SNES
Do I get to design my own bullet pattern?
>Geralt
>probably going to pop a tawny owl and quen spam
>if I challenge him to Gwent instead he'll probably pull some ridiculously op spy deck and I'll get shit hands
Literally no escape.
>Master Chief
I'm fucked.
>Masturbated to Ciri
>He knows
>>345301502
>demifiend
well color me fucked
>>345306848
my condolences
>Zachariah Mancer
>Playing lawful good playthrough
Hope he just takes my weed away.
Widowmaker.
"Hunting me down"
"Unknown reasons"
Oh im incredibly fucked.
Im very fucked indeed.
>>345302779
what fucking game did you play in which maiev was the main character?
How fucked am I?
>>345308219
Why do people draw this shit? Are they retarded? Autistic? Both?
Widowmaker was literally fucking married. She is as likely to be gay as Ana, who has a fucking child.
>>345308252
Extremely.
>>345308219
Why is she saying *whisper*?
Well, I'm terrified thats for sure
![1468513152901[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gd0A6Gc.jpg "1468513152901[1].jpg")
>>345308294
you sorry sorry soul
>Female pokemon black protagonist with a level 6 tepig
I'll make it
>>345308374
So... Both?
I'm golden.
>>345308215
Shit you can do that? I thought you're forced to go down the path of "muh desert settlement"
>my MC in Pokemon Y
Depends if they just have my current party or not. All that's in it is a Delcatty.
Uh okay. Now if it was paired with an uber rare then that would be a bit frightening. But a cat alone isn't scary at all.
>>345308430
no you cant. i dont consider victors pull on technomancer lawful, infact abusant of the law. but i did arrest buglakov instead of killing her, never helped vory etc etc
by lawful good i mean im not being overly liberal
how are you enjoying the game anyway?
i must say, opposed to negative reviews, im really enjoying it for certain aspects
>>345308464
how is that game
>>345308756
I got bored half-way through the desert settlement. The story seemed to have stalemated and the romance between the pilot girl and Zach was so underwhelming I actually started debating if Mass Effect did romance right.
I loved the combat system even through I felt it becoming stale too, wish there were a bunch of unlockable moves instead of passives. The theme was pretty cool and the story was alright until the desert settlement part.
>>345301502
>Tony Hawk
He's gonna wallie off my head and do a 900 off it
A space pirate with a hax ship.
rip earth
>>345308796
The 3ds version or the mobile version?
>Jak from Jak & Daxter
>Spinning air kicks
Fuck
>>345309145
3ds
>my hunter in wow
i'm fucked
>>345301502
He's just trying to help.
Guys! Am I fucked?
Protagonist of Dragons Dogma.
Ez, just get a taxi, that fucker can't even ride a horse.
>>345301502
>Doom Guy
I'm sure that if we talk things out, he can be reasoned with.he's gonna rip and tear. rip and tear my guts.
Might as well kill myself.
Please be a sidequest
Please be a sidequest
PLEASE BE A SIDEQUEST
>>345309176
I really don't know since I haven't played that particular version but I heard it's a slightly watered down version of the game.
>Carlos (I guess?) from ZTD
I might be fine, might be fucked. Kind of acoin-toss.
>>345301502
Wild hunt is coming for me? I'm probably fucked up.
who is the main character of fartstone?
jaina, since you start the tutorial with her?
>Rocket League
Thing is fast, can climb walls and fucking fly. I'm fucked, ain't I.
Cleon from The Warriors.
I'm fucked, I guess.
>>345303091
you can only rest among the anomalies comrade
>>345301502
Phoenix Wright. I dunno he is quite cool guy.
Neku from TWEWY - I'll be fine, gonna snap twigboy in two.
>>345301502
Realm Grinder on Kongregate? I'm fine
Dude from Antichamber.
I'll be fine, given that he is trapped there and I'm looked behind a steel door in Mexico.
>Chosen Undead
I hope they leveled resistance.
>>345301502
Big boss
Deman Pavel
I'm good, I'ma get the fuck out of Valeria and I'll be fine.
>>345308889
Hmm, by desert settlement you mean Noctis?
I'm currently there and still enjoying it, since Dandolo seems quite respectful in his views. Also I liked the renovation of technomancers and being able to fuck off Vory. Not really digging the romance aspect too much, but I've not focused on it.
It seems a lot of aspects in regard to combat and level design have been inspired by dark souls, which i really appreciate, but I definetly agree that more moves would be more satisfactory than a bunch of passives increasing disruption.
One thing worth mentioning is probably the SJW pandering, as in mutants being a blatant analogy for minorities. But i really liked that generic enemies are often female, seems like many games try their hardest to push females as strong leads but generic enemy npc are still mainly males (borderlands for example)
Overall I'm surprised about this game and considering the pile of steaming casualized shit that is now the gaming industry, I'd say this is a very fine game.
>>345301502
The guy I made on Pokemon go, but good thing I can just spoof him to a volcano.
>>345310858
>that artwork
>not getting fucked
It's a damn shame
>>345307629
RNG
>Holmes from TearRing Saga
I'm probably fucked.
Batman. I'm royally fucked.
>wizard from diablo 3
Nigger probably thinks that killing me will help fufill that stupid prophecy or something.
Either way, I'm fucked.
I have no idea if this is good or bad.
>>345311719
male trainer is a fuckboy, you can probably knock him out in one punch
>>345301502
>Fallout Shelter
>Fallout version of me
So... nothing happens?
I'll do whatever Link-sama wants, be it join his army or die by his hand.
>>345309604
he runs blazing fast.
ryu
fml
>>345301502
This isn't going to end well.
help
>>345301502
oh shit neptune, get away from me i don't have any pudding.
I'm ok with this.
>>345311587
Just say you rmom is named Martha and you will be fine.
>>345312787
>fallout 4
>shoot everything on sight game
>you're probably a raider. are you?
>yes/no(yes)/sarcastic yes/more info(yes)
Death by snu-snu
>Tracer
In the end we will bedead
>>345301502
Spider-man from spider man 2 on xbox....damn.
Never been more fucked in my life
>Geralt
>tell him a dumb sad story and there's 2/3 chance that he'll left me alone
>taking a shower would completely erase red shit behind me
>also I'm a human
I'm okay, Geralt without witcher senses is fucking useless.
>Being constantly pursued by a man slowly shuffling my way, giant sword at the ready.
Can't sleep! Won't sleep!
Pretty fucked.
