>Alakazam is my favorite Pokemon
>near my house are a lot of Abras and Kadabras
>Find a Kadabra
>fuckingexcitedasfuck.jpg
>excitment make me fail a fuckton of Pokeballs (I usually only spend 1 Pokeball for Pokemon)
>Finally catch him
>pic related
Any other sad Pokemon GO stories?
Also yes I'm mexican
Kill yourself my man.
>he plays in spanish
>he uses that comic sans lookalike font
End yourself.
i have yet to find a fucking poliwag that i can evolve. but i did find a kingler and krabby so that's cool i guess. idk am i the only one who has played and finds this game boring as fuck? 99.9% of the time you're wasting balls on rattatas and weedles and the other .1% you catch the guy you really want only to find you can't level it unless you catch like 80 more. fuck this game its dumb.
>>345271060
I don't speak Cantina.
What are you crying about?
>>345271718
>I'm fat piece of shit who can't be bothered to walk.
>>345271060
>pc14
>caramelos abra
>>345271060
es este el thread?
>>345272137
except my gf and i put in literally 10+ miles a day on our mtb, whether we're playing this stupid game or not.
fyi walking to the local quickie stop for your 3 pokeballs doesn't count for shit you greasy neckbeard.
>>345272096
the combat power is shit
>>345272440
Oh, I'm sorry then.
>I live in fucking nowhere with no pokéstops or gyms around me.
>>345271060
>pc14
A la basura compa
>>345272739
Soy el OP.
Lo se amigo, realmente deprimente...
>>345271060
Ayudenme
>>345273220
en serio, lo siento amigo, eso es terrible, no se lo deseo ni a mi peor enemigo.
>>345272861
Ya está Pokemon Go en Mexico? No puedo cerciorarme por que estoy fuera del pais.
>>345274127
Nah. Solo hay maneras de bajarlo.
my favorite lines are gengar and arcanine and I can hardly find any arcanines and absolutely no gastly
>>345274224
Fuck. Bueno, a seguir esperando.
>>345271060
Yeah I'll have a beefy crunch burrito with diablo sauce to go please.
>>345273220
>Poke balls
>not Poke bolas
I really hate how English words are being adopted into the Latin American lexicon. It's not like Japanese where there's a shit alphabet and a lot of blanks to fill
>mfw some girl once told me something like "eres bien cool"
English is literally becoming Spanish slang.
>>345271247
Nigga that looks nothing like comic sans
I keep running into Abras and crushing them into candy to evolve more Kadabras. It never occurred to me that I should save up all my candies and use a lucky egg to evolve my Pokemon at the same time for mad gainz
>>345273220
Trading when?
Flareon is one of the only fire types I like.
>>345274534
Welcome to the globalized world where the language that's pretty much the universal one at this point is bound to bleed into the others. Get used to it.
>4g LTE connection has been spotty and awful
>can't play without wifi
>have to rely on people near me being nice and turning on their hotspots
End it now, senpai.
>>345271060
Just tried the game, kinda fun & addicting I have to say. Got a Dratini for my first Pokémon.
>>345274534
this is a common thing with languages in general you fucking mongoloid. it's actually a large part of how new languages form as a matter of fact.
Postenlos
>>345274560
sorry, I'm not good at distinguishing things that look like diarrhea
I know the feel
>Walk around park all day for pokemon
>Battery gets super low so I turn on ultra power-saving mode and start walking back to the car
>Suddenly, "ALAKAZAAAAAAAM"
>Stampede of people rushing to one side of the park
>Flip off Ultra power saving mode and launch Go
>Game wont work
>Try restarting phone
>Still won't work
>Assume ill have to re-install, but know I cant on 2% battery
>Walk a mile back to car, defeated
>Plug phone into charger and open up google maps so I can get back home
>Realize that Ultra power saving mode had turned off my GPS, but didnt turn it back on when I disabled it
>flip the gps back on
>PoGo works
>feel dumb and too tired to go back
>>345271060
I wish you could power up without the fucking candy it literally cock blocks the entire game.
>>345274797
Neat pic
>>345271060
ay karumba southern brother, yipyipyyipyipyyipyipyeeee *gunshot*
>>345271060
That's pretty pathethic. I couldn't even find a pidgeotto that low. What level are you?
>>345277271
I got a 16 pidgeotto yesterday, I was mildly upset
>>345271060
DELETE THIS
>>345275302
just name an eevee Pyro and evolve.
>>345274534
>Poke bolas
This isn't Australia, mate.
>>345271168
sn...snirb?
>>345274534
You're lucky you don't live in Panama, they have the most disgusting spanglish in the entirety of latin america.
>>345274797
I haven't even started powering up my mons.
What's the best way to go about it?
>>345271060
>PC14
>>345280331
Don't even bother with it I have 100k stardust Everytime when I started to power up my Pokémon I caught the same thing just better a couple levels after.
When's this shit coming out in Canada?
>>345280695
Here you go, my syrup loving friend: https://apkpure.com/pok%C3%A9mon-go/com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
>>345280695
A
FUCKING
LEAF
