good to see you again anon, what are you drinking tonight?
Bad Touch
>>345224118
sadness
The soul of my enemies.
HEALTH POTIONS, LOTS OF THEM
MAYBE I WOULDN'T DRINK THEM SO LIBERALLY IF THEY DIDN'T TASTE SO DANG FRUITY AND DELICIOUS
Scotch.
Speyside.
No ice.
A glass of your finest milk, please, if yknow what I mean.
What have you done with Jill?!
I'm not here to drink your dog piss
Heated mana pots
>>345224118
Mojito
Coors Banquet
just a cola
>>345224118
Chocolate Milkshake.
Ill have a Cuba libre... BADONKA BOOMZOZZLE!
>:D
Chocolate milk please.
>>345224118
I'll have what I'm looking at right now
Martini
>>345224118
a beer, a glass of milk and a shot of tequila. Mix it up and serve it in a plate with a little banana floating in the middle.
GO, make it fast if you want your tip!
>>345226881
I GET THAT REFERENCE !
THIS IS THE PART WHERE I THROW MY HEAD BACK IN LAUGHTER
>>345224118
I'll let you know tonight.
White Russian please. Keep the change.
why is King (of Fighters) the absolute best girl in fighting games ever
>>345224118
A glass of pineapple juice, please.
>>345224118
Cornish cider
And my sorrows, wallowing in self-pity
>>345224118
How much would I have to pay you to buy some cookie and milk to me?
>>345227423
>BAZINGAZAZA
HEY! YEAH! FROM THE SHOW! YOU WATCH IT JUST LIKE I DO!
I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO WEAR SOMETHING THAT WOULD EASILY CONVEY THAT I WATCH THE SHOW.
HMMM.... IF ONLY..................................................
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
>>345224118
>hold up two fingers
>oh the usual
SHIT
ON
MY
CHEST
please. Thank you.
>>345226665
You have refined tastes
>>345224118
A rum and coke please.
A beer please.
One Bahama Mama please
Salve, pincernam! Tres utres de vestru optimu vinu, propere!
>>345228368
a most wise choice, imperator augustus.
>>345228052
That cat has seen some shit.
>>345224118
Who are you and why are you working on my shift?
>>345224118
I'm not here to drink your dog piss.
Usually just drink straight vodka if I have the intention of getting drunk
>>345224118
Get me a fairy on the rocks, shaken not stirred.
>>345228881
>>345224118
Some Aryan milk please.
Two shots of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey and a Budweiser
>>345224118
Long island ice tea > every other cocktail
You literally can't prove me wrong.
>>345230580
Top qualitypost, you're absolutely right
>>345230580
Enjoy your watered down garbage it's way better to just buy the booze and make some yourself
>>345230580
Are you by chance a woman?
>>345230882___________________________no
>>345230964i dont believe you
post shoe on head
>>345224118
>not posting best bartenders
>>345228626
Bibe mecum, militus. Bella surripiunt multum a nobis, sed non animos. Non hodie.
>>345231068
>>345224118
Your love juice.
By the way, I haven't seen that redhead bouncer in quite some time. She was cute.;_;
A shoe of Bailey's
>>345231163
>
>>345231486
Old Gregg pls go
A dragoon. I could drink them for days.
I want to marry King !!
Best bar in vidya
Best bartender
Here's to a good day's work!
>>345224118
Water on the rocks.
>>345226050
conker is that you?
BLUD
NAAAOOOOOOOO
Beer
>>345224118
A glass full of your sweet piss, honey.
>>345224118
Is KoF good? always wanted to try it out, how does it compare to SF5?
>>345231486
Do you love me?
>>345224118
One lesbian please
>>345224118
Soda water tonight. I'm designated driver, again.
>>345233210
I am mexican, so I will tell you that we preferred it over street fighter any day of the week. More fighters, something resembling a plot. It was fun.
Stay away from the ones that have this guy though.
>>345224118
Mai's breast milk
>>345233861
Sorry, but Andy holds the monopoly on that resource.
>>345233851
Why are you mexicans so good with KoF as opposed to other fighting games? What's about the game that draws you to it? Also, whats wrong with Ash, was he OP? I heard he was killed canon in the storyline
>>345234334
We mexicans got KoF from a very early stage. Back in 1994, almost every arcade had at least one machine with a version of KoF, some even had several versions at once.
It was very common for a group of friends to come together and play against each other. So yeah, we spend most of our time competing, thus why some of us excelled at it.
As for Ash, he is what some considered the bad kind of flamboyant homosexual. Nobody that I know had any issues with Benimaru or Chris. But Ash was a different story. We loathed him completely. He was powerful as a fighter, but no one stomached him, his looks or his personality. So nobody used him, despite the obvious advantage.
We often made jokes that Ash had more makeup on than the entire female cast combined.
>>345232626
What's that smell...?
>>345234956
Thats pretty funny, thanks anon.
Also, how does the gameplay resemble SF5? Crossovers? mixups? are there more shoryuken motions etc things?
>>345235223
Smash players
>>345224118
Negroni.
>>345227389
Because you are gay and want boys, but not gay enough to actually want boys so you want a girl who looks like a boy.
>>345235239
KoF has always been a faster game than Street Fighter. Think of KoF as a faster Street Fighter with several kinds of super arts. You can become super tough, so you receive minimal damage, or hit harder, or just use those bars for some super arts. And yes, most of the moves are your typical shotokan moves, with some particulars here and there.
If you played Street Fighter 2 Ultra once, you will get used to KoF very quickly.
>>345224118
I'll take a glass of Kinu Nishimura piss, tanks
>>345224118
Milk, 2%.
BIG FRINGE WEAVERS FOR EVERYONE.
>>345227172
All jokes aside i've done this before minus the plate part of course. It was actually pretty good.
>>345224118
I'm going into battle and I want your strongest drinks.
>>345228638
You're about to see my dick
>>345235548
If you think short hair makes you look like a boy you may be retarded.
Hair is just this shit on our heads we move around and do stuff with because it's there, I never got the big deal about different hairstyles for men and women.
I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
A classic daiquiri and a cigar.
>>345235746
Ahh cool, I should be good then
I hear the online is a bit bad for KoF, and that they're trying to make it better for 14, can you comment on that
I'm pretty close to buying KOF13 to get a feel/ready for 14, there are some characters I really like, like the bartender girl, and the butler guy. Hein? anyway it looks interesting
>>345233210
If it's good enough for little ol, Mexican ladies, then it's good enough for you.
my waifu won't be joining me tonight.
Turn on the EVO quarter finals and get me a vodka would ya
>>345237351
w-what
>>345236054
really? is it strong?
>>345226881
White Russian!
>>345224118
Bartender, give me a gender change potion. And after im done with that, give me youth elixir.
>>345225106
You want ice with that, senpai?
>>345239869
>is it strong
He just fucking told you what's in it
>>345239949
As a bartender, allow me to voice my opinion on white russians and all other milk drinks:
Fuck you and fuck your meme movie. Now get the fuck out of my bar.
>>345236705
I would tell you to get an arcade emulator and play the previous game first, so you know what is going on. You can also see how the characters evolved.
>>345240865
>As a bartender,
Are you cute & cool like king?
>>345235223
It's blood. You're at a blood bank, sir.
>>345240789
I know people that can take a half bottle of whiskey and they don't think is strong
they are alcoholics though. Good friends but drunk as fug.
>>345224118
Breast milk
>>345241779
I bet 100% they're slavics
>>345227082
I love this and all variations of it.
>>345224118
I've been thinking about martinis lately, never tried em. I'll take one of those.Also, let me smell your crotch. (God damn King is sexy)
>>345242345
King is solely responsible for making me love girls in suits
Tomboys are brotier
>>345242007
>lel russians are hardcore drunks
nope, southamericans. We drink a lot too.
>>345242493
That was my 2nd guess honest
>>345228671
>Who are you
Funny, I could ask the same of you
Your pussy juice, baby ;)
>>345226362
DADADA
>>345240909
I'll go try this too
17
>>345242834
Slick as always Rick.
A lime, on the rocks. Hold the lime.
Get me a drink, bartender
>>345242493
Well aren't you fucking hardcore you edgy little shit.
Give me a Sugar Rush. Not even you can fuck that up.
>>345226362
[Kill them all]
Vodka redbull like always.
>>345242597
>>345243357
>>345243698
hey, it's not like I am proud or something. But if you can take alcohol is a good trait. Specially if you want to get a girl or bet some money.
You're pussy I want to suck and lick and drink You're pussy vagina! Now hoof hoof lel
>>345243713
say no more fanm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erunpHbuhY&list=FLn7tqWOirUJm9c8vWqO30Cw&index=6
>>345244134
I'm completely allergic to alcohol and I hate the smell of it
Root beer in a bottle. Whatever local kind you've got.
hit me up with an AMF bby
>>345224118
Double Morgans. flat, with ice
>>345224118
Early Times
>>345244619
>I'm completely allergic to alcohol
is this a meme or a clinical condition?
>>345245414
clinical, no matter the source. hops, barley, yeast
I get difficulty breathing and I get very dizzy
>>345244516
You fucked it up.
>>345240865
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your're opinion, man.
Id drinKING, if you know what I'm saying.
>>345224118
your farts in a jar
I'll take a Piano Woman!