FUCK THIS FUCKING SCREEN
AND FUCK THE FREEZING POKEBALL GLITCH
FUCKING SHIT DEVS
>>345203889
I don't even like the game but the developers have done a great job considering their lack of expierence. They didn't predict the huge success and are struggling to handle the huge playerbase.
I haven't been able to login all morning.
who is that on the right anon? i-is that yourgirlfriend?
>>345205751
Same here
>>345205751
Where are you from? UK fag here was signed in around 12, now app won't even launch.
>>345205250
How could they not see this coming
>>345206485
Not that guy, but I'm in the same boat, m8. Running all morning and then all of a sudden the fucking server is down. Maybe it's a regional thing.
Feels bad man if I don't catch me mum 10 pokemon in the next hour she'll beat me she will
>>345203889
>Finally out in my country
>Can't download because "item is no longer available" aka dead server
This is fun. I just wanna get out
>>345206562
Because their previous game was nowhere near as popular.
And they underestimated the power of manchildren.
I just wanna know where all these fuckers are catching all these god damned eevees and growlithes.
>>345205751
>ALLEDGEDLY
>>345206892
>me and my buddy spent 20 minutes running up and down my street looking for the growlith on our map.
Totally worth it.
Eevee's are pretty common you seem to get a few inbetween all the Ratatas and Pidgey's.
>>345205751
Well why don't you go outside for just the sake of going outside than right? I'm sure PG has greenpilled you on that by now.
>>345206769
>And they underestimated the power of manchildren.
But it's literally normies that made this so huge. I see kids and teens in the streets playing it, there's even clubs for "pokemoms" to play and discuss it cropping up.
There's this fucking smug ass snorlax that keeps popping up in my neighborhood, every day i go and look for it, and every day it brings other pokemon i haven't captured yet to taunt me. Whenever it gets down to 1 foot step away it vanishes. Fucking last night there was a alakazam with it, that morning it had a nidoqueen and a jynx.
Fuck snorlax.
>>345207236
He sounds like a bro desu
>>345206892
Eevees are common in my area, I've evolved three in the last couple of days not even going out of my way to find them. Then again I still haven't seen a single shelldor, Machop, cubone, or seel.
>>345206892
Dude in the past two days I've caught almost 34 eevees and 12 growlithes.
>>345207109
I swear 90% of the time all I ever find are Pidgeys, Ratatas, Spearos and Weedles, or the evolved equivalent. The most unusual stuff I've caught so far are:
>Abra
>Drowsie
>Shelder
>Weepingbell
>Haunter
And that's basically it. I got a few Venonats and Zubats, but they seems pretty damn common too. And I know I've seen a fucking Vulpix around here somewhere. I need to go out and explore my nearby forest, I'm sure there must be some good stuff there.
>>345205751
they just released it in almost all of europe, servers are overloaded again
>>345207236
>>345207476
Where the fuck, I can't catch anything other than Omanyte & Pidgeotto.
>>345207481
The other day i was walking in the park and 4 abras popped up on the nearby list for about 3 minutes then they all disappeared. I was so confused.
What team I should choose? And does it matter?
how are servers in eu ?
>>345207656
They don't seem to be that rare in my area, which struck me as odd. But I never seem to get anywhere near them, I've only managed to get one so far. I really want a Kadabra, dammit. It's probably my favourite evolutionary chain apart from the Ghastly one.
>>345207689
Team valor are a bunch of pricks, mystic is the bandwagon team, and instinct is autism.
>Works for me on the first day.
>Never works again.
The map is always just blank now. The devs are ass.
>>345207753
Feels like they're non-existant
>>345207689
valor
>>345207753
Terrible, just like the rest of the world.
>>345207689
>>345207771
What difference does it actually make, though? I picked Blue because Articuno was may favourite legendary and I didn't have time to check the differences. Is there any, really?
>>345207967
Nothing changes, just people are dicks to the other teams.
>>345207967
No, just the color of shit like the circle around your head
>>345207967
it doesn't make any difference on paper, the true difference is how much people is in a team in your city.
I am blue in a city of yellow and it feels like I'm fighting the world on my own.
>>345208171
Im in red and my area is literally a 50 50 of blue and red with every now and again yellow.
Like as soon as a gym turns yellow it goes back to red or blue almost instantly.
>>345208058
>>345208092
>>345208171
Well, fair enough. I didn't get around to challenging any of the nearby gyms, because it would've required standing in the street on my phone like a pillock. Do you get anything good for taking on gyms? Do the gym colours matter?
>>345203889
>mfw people use public transportation to catch pokemon.
>>345207689
It's created a hilarious feeling of tribalism among normies.
>>345208287
Generally speaking Blue>Red>>>Yellow in terms of sheer numbers. It depends on your city however. In my particular case it's the opposite. I chose Blue cause I didn't want to have it too easy.
>>345208343
You get money to buy shit. You can only have one pokemon in a gym at a time, but you can have i believe 10 pokemon inside different gyms?
Either way it's pretty neat.
>>345203889
Shit game
Shit normie players
>mfw the south park episode becomes reality
>>345208504
Oh, that's nice. I noticed I wasn't getting any in-game currency and that the only noticible way to get it was from microtransactions. It's good to know there's at least some legit way of getting it.
Do you get it from winning regular battles too? Can you challenge people to regular battles?
Maybe I should just look all this shit up instead of asking stupid questions. The link in /vg/ didn't seem to work, but there must be a wiki or something by now.
>>345205751
Does anyone have a polipepe pic?
>>345207481
You lucky piece of shit. Ive only seen 2 haunters. The first one burst out of my first pokeball and ran away, the second took 4 greatballs and a few raspberries. Then on the fifth greatball, my game froze and upon rebooting the motherfuckerwas nowhere to be seen. The one that broke 4 greatballs was only 194 cp.
>>345203889
Don't blame the devs that you are shitty at catching Pokemon. Get good or get lost.
>>345205250
Are you retarded
The entire studio is ex google devs
They were just not expecting 20 million players in the first week
Plus they released the game in 4? more countries today
So the servers are getting raped harder than usual
>>345208694
Basically you fight all the pokemon in a gym (lets say your blue going into a red gym) then you put your pokemon if your choice in and other people from your team can put in their pokemon aswell, depending the size of the gym.
Now your pokemon just sit their every day until someone can beat it. And every day i think you get 10 coins per each pokemonn in the gym.
Reeee fix it now I didn't go outside into normie land for nothing today
>>345208865
Well, if it's any consolation, I don't even have any great balls and that was the only Haunter I've seen. I keep seeing Ghastlys crop up every so often but I never find them. Also, I'm pretty sure more than half my capture attempts were taken away by game-freeze. That shit is fucking awful, man.
>>345207236
Iktf bro
>walking down the street to Walmart one night for a midnight snack
>check Go radar
>motherfucking CHANSEY almost right next to me
>look high and low for that nigger
>get it down to one footstep
>have that fucker cornered
>suddenly dissappears from the radar
>mfw
>>345208940
26 more countries actually so the server crash isnt a big surprise
I lost a drainti and an alakazam because of all this buggy server bullshit.
>>345209103
Yeah this happened aswell.
>phone at 7%
>get right up to blastoise
>one foot step away
>buzz
>oh shit
>start the capturing process
>feed it some razz
>pull out my great ball
>shrink that ring to as small as it can be
>curve ball that fucker dead in the face
>shakes once
>shakes twice
>phone dies
>finally gets it charged
>it's not in my backpack
>check journel blastoise with 1026 cp
Rip
>>345208675
Please let them make a chin pokemon go episode in a future season
>>345208940
They were using outdated tools that caused problems with conversion the the latest OAuth verification. I don't think they've dabbled that much into mobile game development despite their roots suggesting they should know their shit.
>>345209097
You dont get greatballs until like level 12.
>>345207236
SAME FUCKING THING HAPPENED WITH ME AND A DRAGONITE.
FUCKING POKEMON DISAPPEARING FROM THE NERBY LIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>345205751
Same
>>345209628
Does shrinking the circle actually do anything? That feels like a rumor people believe just because.
Holding onto the pokeball just makes it throw a fuckton more weakly, in my experience. I've been ignoring the circles and just flicking it, because otherwise it just kind of falls to my feet and rolls away.
>>345207236
>>345209103
>>345209628
>people fortunate enough to even see rares like this
Is it a level-based thing or region-based? The rarest Pokemon I've ever seen is probably a Scyther, of which I have a grand total of one. Everything else is nothing but Zubats, Pidgeys, and Rattatas, feels like I'm playing Pest-Control Simulator 2016 over here.
>>345209968
>>345209628
>>345207236
I thought I had it bad when this happened to me with a gastly
>>345210320
I had it happen with a Dranti and a Alakazam.
Fucking salty because I live in a ruralish area of the UK and rare pokemon are so hard to find.
>>345210268
Rares are common in my area, the exact moment i found that blastoise my friend found a venusaur.
I'm also the dude with the snorlax in my neighborhood.
>>345210262
if you hit the smaller circle you get extra xp.
Also, if you miss a ball you can touch it to get the ball back before it vanishes.
>Our servers are humbled
This is making me laugh way harder than it should.
>>345209472
I know that feel
I got cucked out of catching a Dratini yesterday because of bugs
I went hiking on a nature trail and then spent the afternoon at the lake across the street from it and not a single fucking thing showed up on radar. Seems they only pop up near main roads. Not one water Poke either. Just a Raticate and a Pidgey all day.
Meanwhile at my local Wal Mart I can pull into the parking lot and make catches left and right as if there was a lure module there. I already caught everything work catching when I took this screen.
>As of now there is no ETA for when the servers will be back online. I will keep everyone updated as for when people can log in! #PokemonGO
Fucking niggers.
>>345210568
Dude catch every pidgey you find, make sure you have plenty of candy, activate a lucky egg, and start evolving the shit out of all of them. I jumped from level 7 to 12 doing this.
>>345207481
>Drowzee
>rare
It is by far the most common poke.
>>345210568
They really need to fix spawns. I was looking forward to some exploration and wandering to cool places, instead the most efficient way to farm rare mons is "go to some really crowded place and sit there watching your screen like an autist"
>went to work early just so I could have more time to walk around capturing shit
>was only able to connect for like 2 minutes before it disconnected and I haven't been able to login since
Please stop hogging up the servers /v/
>Game barely works with US, NZ and AUS as only one allowed to play
>"LOL GUYS WHY DON'T WE JUST OPEN UP FOR 26 NEW COUNTRIES? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"
>>345210262
The tips and trick page by niantic/whoever the fuck that the game leads you to says smaller circles make the pokemon easier to catch.
Niantic is too stupid to even put a server status on their page. They don't have a twitter feed for updates to the most popular app on the planet. This fucking game is bigger than porn and they are acting worse than EA with how they are handling the whole thing.
>>345210765
It's rare-ish compared to what I've seen so far, maybe I'm just in a shit area. Those are basically everything I've encountered so far. I got a Jigglypuff too, I guess. Haven't seen any others since.
>>345210751
I do that, actually. I was just almost out of balls at this point and didn't want to grab anymore pidgeys cuz a Hypno kept popping up. But yeah, 500 easy xp after 3 pidgeys without a lucky egg isn't a bad deal.>>345210751
>>345210898
that's not true at all
>>345210459
>Also, if you miss a ball you can touch it to get the ball back before it vanishes.
Nope, all that does is let you throw another ball sooner.
>hurr durr git gud
I tried it for 40 pokeballs and never once did it work how you think it does.
>>345210787
This honestly.
Nature trails and jogging are dogshit in comparison.
>>345210928
Probably because it'd be equally overloaded.
There's this, dunno who actually runs it though:
https://twitter.com/PoGoServer
>>345203889
The Servers are being DDoS'd by Poodlecorp. Do some research you fucking plebs.
>>345210787
Fucking this
I live outside of town and there are plenty trails and shit to walk here, and yet all I find is fucking Paras, Pidgey and Weedle
>>345210459
Touching the ball does nothing if you miss. Watch your ball counter. It never goes up. Try it next Zubat you run into.
>>345206646
Down here in Central USA
>>345211012
I'm glad we have a niantic employee here to tell me that I read your tips page wrong. How about you go fix it now.
>phone can't handle gyms
It don't matter. None of this matters.
>>345211283
Gyms are fucking stupid anyway.
There's literally no reason to even TRY to take gyms unless you have like a 1200-1500+ CP pokemon.
If you don't, there's NO WAY you can hold it for 24 hours
>>345211097
>>not affiliated in any way with the Pokemon go app or corresponding companies
Would it kill these guys to grab an intern, sit him at a desk, and have him or her type in a status from time to time? These guys are amatures it seems.
>>345211283
>Try a gym battle
>it's unbelievably laggy
>Dodging attacks and still take damage/ knocking out pokemon and they're still attacking me
Whelp what a shocker.
So for me once i get the pokemon for the first time it starts spawning like 5 times as much. When i first started off i was getting nothing but pidgeys and rattatas. Now, just sitting on my front porch, i can get venonat, clefairy, magikarp, doduo, eevee, weepinbells, beedrill, meowth, etc. Like I'm just getting a ton of shit just from my neighborhood.
>Wasted a full day because dead servers
Fix it, please
You COULD just go take a walk without the promise of digital critters.
>>345210898
I don't do it because i think it works, i just do it for a personal challange. I like to curve ball the small rings because why not?
>>345211436
>Walk 10 kilometers every day
>Only get pidgeys and weedles
xd
>>345210765
Drowzees are about 90% of every pokemon you see in Toronto (and maybe other cities) but in most places they're not that common
>mfw watching /v/: the person on twitch approaching random people while the servers are down
>>345211575
You could just not be a faggot
>>345211575
no
>>345203889
>Name any game with a world wide online playe rbase that had stable net the first weeks
Existence has no meaning or purpose for the time being.
This is worse than any Blizzard game launch
Nintendo is so fucking stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdWbwQJWI0
daily reminder that only normies play pokemon go
What pokey is this?
Cloyster? It looks exactly like a fortress though
>>345203889
>spend three days rooting my s7 due to lack of experience
>reboot after reboot
>factory reset after factory reset
>finally manage to root, flash twrp, install xposed(this was a bitch) and activate hide mock locations module
>open pokemon go
>mfw this screen
>>345212046
koffing you normie fuck
>>345211153
>>345211063
I mean there's even some incentive to them, because if you go outside for hiking that's the only place where you'd need to buy that overpriced arm thingy. I definitely would get it, because when going through mountains or other tracks i actually want to enjoy nature and just pop out my phone when needed.
If i just have to sit near McDonalds or walk through a concrete jungle there's no point for that thing, most people nowadays run around with their phone out 90% of the time anyways.
And server money is not a valid argument, the game is barebones as fuck, only has a fraction of existing Pokemon and is already shitting money.
>>345211365
You don't need to. You can claim the reward the moment you've taken it over provided you haven't done so already in the last 20 or so hours.
>>345212046
Kill yourself
>>345212139
How so
>>345210568
>8
Fucking casual.
>>345212046
There's people that can't recognize G1 pokemon
I wonder how many of these fucking "OMG EBIN POKEYMANS MUH CHILDHOOD" fucklords have ever played a pokemon game or watched a single episode of the show.
>>345212194
>RiKiNoxuz
>female avatar
kys
>>345212046
Are you fucking retarded? You can literally see it.
>>345212084
>>345212181
In like every other image of koffing his smog is involved too. It threw me off
>>345209628
I got an excelent on a squritle and lost him
>ordered new phone since all i had was Nokia 2760
>its sitting at post office or someshit for two days before moving to different location
>no packets are moved over weekend
>pokemon go was released in finland today
>mfw
Also everytme a Zubat appears I can't even reach him with my throws. Same shit happend with a 10CP Zubaz yesterday
>>345212340
Okay, whoops. Never tired zooming in. That's rough on my end
>>345212415
Servers got ddosed anyway, no one can play
The bugginess killed it for me. With it crashing every two seconds and a host of other problems, I won't be continuing to play. Not until it's fixed anyway.
le epic nintendo online service
>>345212395
Like i said >>345211632
I just do it for fun. And i guess I'm lucky, because every time i've gotten an excellent i get the pokemon.
>>345212192
There's a cooldown on the defender bonus claim.
You can reap the rewards once every 20 hours or so.
If you claim another gym during the cooldown period you won't be able to get anything from it.
>>345212485
Just sweep the ball all the way to the top screen. You're bound to hit it.
>>345212485
You need to swipe to the top of the screen for zubats or other far pokemon.
>>345212257
Are there even any non-G1 pokemon in Go so far? I got the impression that's all they've got at the moment.Which works for me, I pretty much stopped playing the games after Gen 2.
>gf comes home from holiday in about an hour's time.
>want to spend time with her
>also wanna be the very best
>pokeman servers are down.
Damnit... I've been helping my brother move all day, with only pidgey and rattata on pokeman go, finally home where I could have been finding good pokemons Nd now the servers are dead.
>>345212415
You're not missing out on much, servers shat themselves completely a few hours ago.
>>345212485
Shitty input recognition. Try grabbing the ball by tapping on it, swooping it a bit back and forth, then throw it fast, but not too fast. If you grab it, swoop across the whole screen really fast, chances are the game, fucked as it is, won't register it correctly and your ball will be flung a whopping two inches.
>>345212703
No but they are planning on releasing more and more pokemon over the next year.
>>345210882
everyone was playing it regardless of regional availability anyway
>>345212795
I doubt it'll be this year, if anything at the end of the year or exactly one year from when it came out.
>>345212846
The people who really wanted to play it, had it.
Now they opened up for all kinds of ultra-normies
>>345212795
December for gen 2
>>345212703
Yeah, it's only G1. I'm also pretty okay with it, stopped after Gen 3. And like demonstrated, normies would be completely overwhelmed if there was more and couldn't make ebin meme pics with meme text like "can't remember basic maths formular but can recognize 150 pokemon by shape like ebinmeems for more"
Facebook is giving me literal cancer, never should have signed up for this ride.
>>345212485
I just turn back on the AR and aim above it so it's on bottom of my screen.
>>345206769
It's pretty dang fun to wonder around with friends only to make new friends almost immediately. Why aren't you fags taking this opportunity to make friends?
>>345212340
WHO'S THAT POKEMON
>>345213350
Tried but everyone outside during the day is Mystic scum
Only other people I met playing this are autistic people wandering alone at night or fat fucks driving everywhere.
>Nintendo produces game with bad servers
Some things never change.
So hows the tracking going today everyone?
How do you know which team to pick.
I want to go team instinct because I love zapdos. But I heard there's not much yellow players.
>birthday today
>planned all week to drive to the city and play Pokemon go
>money is tight so I figured it'd be cheap
>work from home so I barely ever go anywhere
>servers are down
And this was the only way I could think of dealing with the realization that for the first time my mom or dad weren't going to be calling me to wish me happy birthday because Mom died in May and Dad died in March.
I guess now I just sleep all day.
>>345213778
Yellow is most under represented
Red is moderate
Blue is heavily over populated, but that's because since launch all the youtube Celebs banded together and created a mystic campaign to align under. All their followers on YT and social media joined, which then in turn followed Reddit and tumblr going blue
Join either yellow or red. Don't join blue for your own sake as well as the community
>>345213778
Reddit is blue. Red is for normies. You choose.
>>345209739Maybe they South Park will use their ties with Ubisoft to create their on clone.
>>345213941
>/Red/dit
>>345213941
>>345213954
>tfw joined blue before I found out it was the reddit team
I'm gonna guess there's no way to change, right?
>>345214216
/Red/dit
>not /v/alor
>>345214243
Same thing
>Well articunos my favorite
>Hurr youtube and reddit like it
Well fuck.
>>345214328
/v/ is reddit
>>345210268
Pretty sure that pokes are area based but their CP depends on your level.
Daily reminder to choose best team.
It's us vs. the world.
>>345214243
Just make a new account. The games been out a week, how much can you even be losing?
Is there some sort of reward once you collect all the pokemons or is that it for the game?
any exploits or cheats people found out?
>>345215316
Gps spoofing. You only cop a several hour ban. Worth it imo.
Ps. I dont play pokemon go i just browse threads
>>345215483
dont I have to root for that? I cant with my v10.
>>345212194
>not leveling the gym to lvl 10
are you some sort of pleb ???
>playing with emulator (phone cant run it)
>can see gym from my window
>keep taking it over despite 3 people defending it
>nobody else round that place
>can see them trying to figure out who the fuck is beating them
god, this is so much fun
>>345213927
Happy birthday anon.
>>345214681
It's literally the official Nintendo team : nobody wants to join and you just watch the other two communities fight each other
>>345215483
you only get a softban if you travel too far, dont konow how many kilometers but 200 were too much.
as long as you only use it for ~100meters it's fine.
>>345214681
I always love the under dog.
>>345214860
You get badges for catching a certain amount, fairly sure there's one for getting all of them. I think badges give you bonus exp so you'll probably get a lot of that.
>>345214328
Literally day 1 of the app everyone on /v/ said go blue because blue board. Sorry you joined late.
>>345215775
Can you recommend an app? I spent like 2 hours sitting near a pokestop (10 meters away tops) but had noway to reach it
I tried some spoofer but it didnt work. my phone is rooted
>>345205842
That's a Pidgey
>>345215916
>because blue board
Half of fucking 4chan is blue board.
>>345207236
please tell me where you are from ok?
>>345216047
So? Meanwhile Reddit and YouTube are red.
>>345207967
Hillary Clinton chose Valor
servers up
>>345216138
Reddit is blue, retard.
Doesn't matter what color the actual site is.
>>345216259
No, they're red.
>>345203889
>playing normie games
>saying yes to all the invasive permissions
>>345216223
You lying son of a bitch.
>>345215625
Pics pls
>>345214243
Send in a support ticket and they'll change you.
>>345213927
Happy birthday
>>345216569
happened last night, no pictures
>Tfw you catch a Bulbasaur but the glitch happens.
>Tfw it does it agian when you catch a Haunter.
DELETE MY LIFE!
>>345216556
>implying they aren't
>>345215316
Download the ingress app.
You can see where the pokemons are beyond your range
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/comments/4sknib/using_ingress_app_as_a_pok%C3%A9mon_go_maphack_to_find/
S-sorry
>>345217008
>had a high CP Exeggutor visit my room
>attempt to catch it
>freeze glitch
>/v/ - smartphone normalfag games
Can this place get any more pathetic?
>people actually stream this on twitch
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSilphRoad/comments/4skafz/best_attackers_and_defenders_analysis/
get a load of this
i think Hydro Pump is better for Vaporeon than aqua tail but who knows
servers seem to be up again
>>345217203
Go fuck yo- nah thanks anon, it's still a really helpful guide.
>>345217315
don't worry anon, the higher level CP it is, the weaker it attacks (my level 10 has an attack that does 50 damage and my level 138 does an attack that does 10 damage)
>>345217641
>the higher level CP it is, the weaker it attacks
That's completely wrong. Also attacks are multiplied by CP. Don't use ancedotal evidence to spread misinformation
>First day off since the release
>Didn't have much of a chance to try it out
>Server is completely dead
Fuck. Only just got to level 5 with my highest Pokemon being 150 while there's 2000 guarding the gyms.
Tfw went with friends to a park at night because of pokestops.
Two guys around our age playing tennis and screaming "come on" and "boom bitch" and generally being loud pieces of shits.
Lmao... Fucking embarrassing faggots
>>345212046
IT'S PIKACHU
![250px-436Bronzor[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wIF6anw.png "250px-436Bronzor[1].png")
>>345212046
?
>>345206562
Listen, unless you bought as much nintendo stocks as physically possible I don't want to hear you fags say shit.God dam it why didn't I buy into them?
>>345218317
Yea man, theyre being embarrassing alright. You must be so cool playing your mobile game while theyre having fun and getting pumped as fuck getting real physical activity
http://youtu.be/_7UiAzXx480
You'll never know this feel pussy.
Is there any way to speed up the GPS movement speed on Nox?
Does anyone else keep getting the "unable to authenticate" error? I'm logging in using my Trainer Club account.
>>345218620
The pokestop was near the tennis courts. You wouldnt like it too if you heard their shoes skidding, sound of the racquet hitting the ball, and the senseless shouting. They knew they could get away being loud because it was night time and no one was ere aside from the people playing pokemon
>>345213668
>I'd make friends but the people I meet are on a different pokemon team therefore, fuck them
>>345218620
fucking federer, man.
>>345203889
Who jelly? Caught it in the parking lot yesterday on my break
>>345212846
Does downloading an APK work?
I tried and I can't see any pokeman or poke points anywhere.
>>345218317
Someone chime in please.
>tfw the most rare Pokemon I've catched is a Beedrill
>>345210568
I caught a psyduck at my nature trail
>>345219518
>no water type attack
Just throw him in the garbage
>400cp eevee
>server shits the bed
FUCK
>>345219640
I dont think some countries have pokestops yet
should i go /v/?
>>345203889
>most of the time can't launch
>when I get in as soon as I tap a pokemon it kicks me out of the app
>everyone in the world is having a fun time and leaving me behind
It's highschool all over again
>>345220027
>most rare is a Ponyta that appeared out of no where, wasn't even on near by list
Also got a Sandshrew from an egg.
>Biggest cultural phenomenon in the history of gaming
>With a literally who dev team in charge of the servers
Was anyone expecting anything else?
>>345218317
Tell them to fuck off
i was literally just about to go outside and walk around but because pokemon go is down, i'm going to read a book instead.
fuck this fucking shit. i literally do not want to walk right now because my energy expenditure will not be properly tracked in the game.
i wish i could just connect it to google fit or xiaomi's mi fit or something.
oh well.
hope my wrist fedora will track my steps and upload them to the game without me having to leave it open all the time.
>>345220307
Red Robins had a similar deal where you could take $3 off your meal. And Hastings has a 20% discount your entire cart at their stores.
Businesses advertising using PoGO is fucking great even for non-trainers.
>>345220835
WOW, you talk too fucking much. Shorten that to 10 words or less.
I wish they never released this officially to the rest of the world.
I live in sweden and just used the APK. Everything was peacefull, the connection was good and everything. Now a bunch of fucking normies are gonna run around everywhere.They might even try to start a conversation with me
>Game still doesn't work in Puerto Rico
What the fuck is Niantic doing? It was working the first day for a bit and for like 30 minutes some other day. I don't even have many Pokestops and not 1 Pokemon gym near me but at least let me actually use the app.
>>345206892
So far, just from sitting in my bedroom, I've caught;
Growlithe
Eevee
Drowzee
Krabby
Shellder
Rattata
Staryu
Machop
Squirtle
Abra
Jigglypuff
Pidgeotto
Horsea
Geodude
Seel
Psyduck
Zubat
Rhyhorn
Spearow
Golbat
Venonat
Pidgey
>>345203889
I dont get it, all of the day I can get it in Pokemon GO. Yesterday from 6 to 7:30 I was able to stay logged and in. And when I get the freezing pokeball glitch I just close the app, open it again and the Pokemon is on my collection. Good times, pretty fun
>>345221586
Heres the others. I love my Snorlax
Who else /can'tlogin/ here?
>>345213039
Well, I guess I just figured out when to stop playing it.
>>345221806
on and off
UK here
wait servers are down?
https://ispokemon.online/
Check server status here
>>345222002
Being DDOS'ed by someone, they seem to have gotten some servers up again but its unstable.
Tfw trespassing to catch pokemon
Who knows this feel?
>find a squirtle
>catch it
>game freezes, god fuck it
>next day some guy makes the local news for catching a squirtle
>>345222403
are squirtles even rare? I've got like 5 and I'm not even near the coast
>>345222314
>不法侵入
Scum.
>>345222314
>mfw firing warning shots at a group of 20+ year olds on my sidewalk.
I like this game too but get the fuck away from my house.
>tfw you're using a gps spoofer to power level yourself so you can take over all the gyms in your shitty town and everyone grows to hate your account name.
If only the servers could stay up for more than 5 minutes.
>>345219182
Jesus. you must have zero outdoor life experience if that annoys you
>>345222718
I broke my foot so I'm having to use nox to walk around since I can't right now.
>>345222718
How do I use a gps spoofer? that sounds like a good goal to achieve also because fuck all spawns near me and I don't get much opportunities to go into town to all the pokestops etc
>>345222718
>power leveling
how? I'm gps spoofing and I still can't find that many pokemons, I mean I get like 100 pidgeys a day 50 ratatas, ekans paras, and that's it, maybe 4 evies, some geodudes ponytas and growlite.
Tfw cheating and still can't win.
>Game basically freezes, I'm still moving around the map with GPS, but menus and rotating the map are unresposive, no pokemon appear
>Have to close and restart the app everytime.
Why does this happen so often?
Also fuck the rotating white pokeball of loading
>>345223062
I don't think you have any idea how loud they were you normie.
>>345223171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqw1JkoV2hc&list=WL&index=3
>>345223193
Find Boone, NC on the map and look for the 4 pokestops that are always blowin up with the confetti, I'm catching 3-4 pokemon every couple of minutes while playing other games. Then I'm dumping all my candy into evolutions when I get the xp boosts. Started last night at level 2 and I'm level 12 today.
>>345223171
If on android download mock locations and hide mock location. Or you can just get nox emulator for PC
>>345222718
>in the middle of fucking no where as a spoofer
>no buildings
>A random ass gym
>take it over
>it gets retaken over in a minute
>retake it over again
>no takes it for a good while after that
I can only imagine what went through howevers head when they realized there was no else there that could of possibly taken over the gym.
>>345223409
/fit/ here, i actually come here to beowse about this new pokemon craze out of morbid curiosity rather than the trend.
Whats wrong nerd? Did he athleticism and loud ahouts of those two tennis players intimidate you and your nerd friends? Stay beta faggot playing your video game while those two guys are having way more fun with their tennis match. I doubt you'll ever know this feel desu.
>>345223409
You sound like a bitch.
>>345212194
Fucking casual
>>345224000
Could it be he felt intimidated that there were people at his age who were not playing this game and instead derived even greater enjoyment from playing tennis than walking around for days collecting digital codes?
So does having a wifi only phone cripple any enjoyment that I could have with the app?
I'm a UKfag who downloaded it a few days before official release and while it was buggy as hell then I never saw this screen once, but after it officially released it's all I see 90% of the time logging in and for the other 10% I'll be seeing it in about 10 minutes tops.
>>345224000
So you support the tennis fags over the people playing this game?
Servers and game are buggy and laggy as shit.
Literally removed any possible enjoyment from the game.
>>345203889
I give it another week before Normies start to drop it
So do you battle with the collected pokemon in this shit or do you just collect them?
