REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>paying for a rom box with incompatible save types and wired controllers that can only play NES
what is the fucking point?
>people still pretend games made before 2000 are in any way fun or playable
http://www.emuparadise.me/
>>345194718
>sold out
Oh my god, I need a source.
Nintendo can't be this fucking pathetic.
>>345194780
Minimalism and aesthetics
But don't worry underage faggots like you wouldn't get that
>>345194780
Companies preying on the nostalgia factor to make massive piles of cash.
Anything that will trigger nostalgia in someone will sell out in seconds.
Thankfully I didn't have a computer until 2006 and any form of console or gaming device until 2007 so these mind tricks don't work on me or my wallet.
>>345194837
Eh, not really. NES games are pretty mediocre though, especially compared to SNES games.
>>345194837
> having taste this shit
Jesus senpai you're fucking garbage
>>345194780
The point is sharing a picture of the new piece of shit you bought so you can be such a nerd while Nintendo is really popular right now.
That's the entire reason it exists.
>>345194881
>I'm underaged because I don't want to pay money for something that already comes with every modern TV but better
okay buddy.
>>345194718
Emulation and gtfo.
>>345194881
>aesthetics
even in 1985 the nes looked like a piece of shit
>>345194718
Is that true? That's dumb as fuck
>>345194837
Is this a terrible lure or are you just a contrarian?
Is it even on sale yet?
>show everyone what a cool, retro gamer you are with this piece of stupid bullshit
only real O.Gs (original gamers(lol)) understand cool and neat gadgets like this
lol who's up for some retro mario?! lol!
>>345194981I liked it
>>345195021
>tumblr
>ugly subhuman plastic surgery asian whores
>>345194881
It's not minimalist or aesthetically pleasing. At all.
The Vita TV is small, compact, and works with wireless controllers. There's no reason Nintendo couldn't have produced a slimmer, more stylized box that's compatible with the fucking WiiMotes.
>>345194847
Wait, I don't get it.
Why would Nintendo be pathetic if they released a shitty expensive emulator box and it sold out? That sounds like the opposite of pathetic to me.
>>345195436
I like playing Superman 64 multiplayer.
Doesn't mean it isn't shit.
If these keep selling Nintendo do an entire series of them with different games
I just don't understand the appeal.
It's like $40 right? That's nuts. I could get a PSP for that much.
I know it's for normies but still.
So what games are on it, anyway? Probably the generic shit like SMB1/2/3, zelda 1/2, kirby, metroid, maybe megaman 1/2, then what?
>>345197048
What is your fucking point?
>>345197229
Balloon Fight
Bubble Bobble
Castlevania
Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Jr.
Double Dragon II: The Revenge
Dr. Mario
Excitebike
Final Fantasy
Galaga
Ghosts N' Goblins
Gradius
Ice Climber
Kid Icarus
Kirby’s Adventure
Mario Bros.
Mega Man 2
Metroid
Ninja Gaiden
Pac-Man
Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream
StarTropics
Super C
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Tecmo Bowl
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
>>345197310
Damn I called it.
>CV1/2
>not CV1/3
yeesh.
Pretty good otherwise though I guess. Didn't think square would be in the FF train, wonder if it's really gonna be the original FF with broken thieves and shit.
Thanks anon.
oh and
>punchout
>mr dream
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>345197229
Full list:
Balloon Fight
Bubble Bobble
Castlevania
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Jr.
Double Dragon II: The Revenge
Dr. Mario
Excitebike
Final Fantasy
Galaga
Ghosts'N Goblins
Gradius
Ice Climber
Kid Icarus
Kirby's Adventure
Mario Bros.
Mega Man 2
Metroid
Ninja Gaiden
Pac-Man
Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream
StarTropics
Super C
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Tecmo Bowl
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
So yeah, pretty much all the basics + Zelda 2.
When it sells out (we can't kid ourselves, this'll fly off the fucking shelves), Nintendo will probably release 1-2 more a year, and then after a year or so they'll move on to SNES or Gameboy releases.
I still don't understand why they just don't do a subscription service though.
>$5 a month = access to all NES games
>$10 a month = access to all SNES games
>etc. Etc.
>>345197398
The fact CV 3 is missing might indicate it can't emulate MMC5.
>>345197292
What was your point?
You said people would buy it for being minimalist and aesthetically pleasing, but it's neither of those at all.
>>345197512
Good point. There's only a couple games that use MMC5 anyway to my knowledge and I doubt we'd be getting RoTK in the west on an emu box, lel.
Still, a little sad that there's no cv3, maybe they'll release an updated box sometime soon.
>>345197521
>You said people
No i didn't
>being minimalist and aesthetically pleasing
Yes it fucking is
>but it's neither of those at all
You just have autism
>>345194926
NES got decent but people forget it's first few years were literal garbage. That and jrpgs on it were garbage Dragon Quest clones and not worth playing besides Crystalis.
I just want the controller
it's perfect for SMS vc
>>345194881
>its small so it's minimalism
How retarded can you be?
>>345197678
I really hope the controller is well-made. Has Nintendo ever released a bad controller? I guess the N64 stick was bad but quite accurate as long as it worked.
>>345194780
the world is full of retards
>>345197468
>subscription service
Can it go online?
>>345194780
>wired controllers
What? Why?
>>345194718
Sold out where? It's not up for pre-order in NA yet. Are you in the UK?
>>345194837
>implying that games made after 2008 are fun
>>345197812
the original 3DS was pretty bad, buttons were sticky, nub was just mediocre, worse than the PSP somehow. But I guess it wasn't totally terrible.
>>345198026
>Are you in the UK
Yes
>>345194718
Is this going to be a glorified nes emulator or, will it have actual hardware in it?
>people actually bought this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>345198112
Some sort of emulator based on the fact its going to be 1080p (hopefully with the option to maintain the original aspect ratio).
The mass market appeal of this box is undeniable. It also perfectly coincides with the increase of brand awareness thanks to Pokemon Go.
And here I was thinking 2016 would be the worst Nintendo year ever. Boy was I wrong
>>345194718
>caring about some ahitty overpriced 30-in-1 shit you'd find in Walmart just because it's licensed.
You can download the entire NES catalog in 5 minutes and play it with a USB NES controller, save money and not have some ugly piece of plastic laying around your house
>>345198067
Damn, I see. Well, hopefully Nintendo will make more available there to fulfill demand.
I'll make sure I'm all over it the moment it comes here.
>>345197652
Great argument there. The NES is a cluttered ugly design and always has been, making it small does not make it minimalist. You're an idiot
>>345194718
NINTENDOMINATED
>>345197678
I've read that the controllers can be bought separately and that they also function as Wii/Wii U classic controllers. If that's the case, I'll gladly pick one up.
>>345198405
>cluttered
>ugly
>>345198343
It is for traditional gamers. All the games they released this year were shit, and the fact that Go seems to be making more money than the wiiu will make Nintendo completely change
>>345194718
looks like shit desu
>>345197652
No it isn't. The PS4 is minimalist.
>>345194718
NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>345194718
Just make one yourself faggot
>people still eat up ninty's shitty hardware
boy, am i laffin
YOU
Why shouldn't i buy this?
>>345194881
>>345194718
how much did these cost?
holy fuck, they just made a killing
with a stupid gimmick box
nintendo is the new konimi, hopefully with better leadership this time around
>>345199070
because higan probably performs better
>>345199070
Because it's mainstream to hate on old stuff
>>345199070
you can make your own cute little emulator box that emulates three dozen more systems complete with lookalike controllers for cheaper and you can actually add games to it.
>>345197310No Battletoads
Dropped
>>345194718
Where exactly is it sold out? Gamestop hasn't set up pre orders yet
>>345199614
Amazon and other big websites in the UK
>buy it, open it up, throw out guts
>slap a Raspberry Pi or equivalent in there
>enjoy an actual useful device in a neat case
>post it on reddit gaming because I'M SUCH A RETRO GAMER XD, LOOK A NES
>>345195021
Fuck off and die, A Plastic shitter.
>>345199245
About 50$ per console
>>345199070
Wait for a broken unit to appear on ebay and do >>345199672
>>345194718
>nintendo profits off nostalgia retards
Woah that's new.
>>345194718
I honestly would buy this if it could play cartridges or could be modded to play more games. But alas.
What's the best emulator for NES?
Where do I find ROMs?
Can you please hold my hand?
>>345198067
Go to Shopto
>>345199880
higan
third post after op
>>345194837
Kill yourself.
>>345200009
Thank you anon.
I actually want one and will probably get it when they're released.
>>345197310
>Featuring Mr. Dream
>>345194718
just get a raspberry pi 3 and get a 3d printed NES case
you can put retro pi on it and have all the games
>>345199586
this so much, how could they leave out that gem
>>345199586
>>345201046
I know right like what the fuck and where the fuck is Castlevania 3?
Hipsters, everyone
Anyone buying into this consumersim and not emulating is a cuck
FACT
>>345194837
Doom was released mid 90's and still is fun as hell. Same for good old Duke 3D and quake. I bet you're a "press a to win", QTE loving type faggot.
>>345200467
or buy a rgb modded NES and use that with an everdrive
done, you have the best way of playing NES games without resorting to emulation
>>345199070
Because the computer you made this post on is able to comfortably emulate any NES game you want for free.
>>345201617
>press a to win
or "pay to win "
>>345201420
>cuck
xd
>>345194837
>you still pretend tyrone wasn't pounding your mom on the side
>>345198067
I managed to preorder from game
>>345200467
How good is the n64 emulation on it? I really want to play the Goemon games.
>>345194780
Just autistic nintoddlers being completely ripped off, happens every time they buy a Nintendo console
>>345194780
Because the overwhelming majority of /v/ has autism, they will never understand why anyone would want this. Autists cannot comprehend the abstract therefore nostalgia is lost on them. They don't understand why anyone would want NES controllers with Wii classic controller connectors. They will never get it and that's fine. When Trump is president we will euthanize autists anyways.
>Balloon Fight
Fun for 30 seconds
>Bubble Bobble
Shit
>Castlevania
Shit
>Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
Even more shit
>Donkey Kong
Shit
>Donkey Kong Jr.
Shit
>Double Dragon II: The Revenge
Okay
>Dr. Mario
Shit
>Excitebike
Fun for maybe 15-30 minutes depending on how much you enjoy building your own tracks
>Final Fantasy
Shit
>Galaga
Fun for the first level then you realize its the same shit over and over
>Ghosts'N Goblins
Probably the only good game on the list
>Gradius
Same with Galaga
>Ice Climber
Shit game, no one cares about them anyway, removed from Tr4sh as proof
>Kid Icarus
complete garbage
>Kirby's Adventure
Okay, maybe 2 good games
>Mario Bros.
Fun for 30 seconds
>Mega Man 2
Why not any of the later megamans? This one even has fucking lag when you play it
>Metroid
Enjoy mazes without having a map
>Ninja Gaiden
enjoy never beating it
>Pac-Man
literally no reason for this to be on the list, you can play it literally anywhere at any time
>Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream
No Mike Tyson
>StarTropics
Never heard of this one
>Super C
>not just Contra
>Super Mario Bros.
Garbage
>Super Mario Bros. 2
False advertisement. Doki Doki Panic
>Super Mario Bros. 3
Infested with fursuit bullshit
>Tecmo Bowl
Go play football outside you faggot
>The Legend of Zelda
LOL IM A GIRL AND I PLAY GAMES XD
>Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
"I AM ERROR XDDD"
There is literally no audience for this. I could also download all of these games in less than 5 seconds and play them on a fucking Tiger Electronic Wrist game watch
>>345197060
It is- but retards on /v/ are that retarded.
>company does well
>pathetic
??
>perfect opportunity to rerelease mr gimmick
>they don't
>>345203348
>There is literally no audience for this.
>sold out
how dumb do you look
>>345194718
If only Nintenog were smart enough to make a remaster collection for the Xbox Won.
>>345203348
How can one person have such abysmal taste?
>>345199672
You are aware that you can buy a Pitendo case for $30 less than the cost of a classic mini, right?
>>345203545
>enjoys Nintendo games
>says others have shit taste
good1 senpai.
>>345203465
>sold out
yeah because scalpers are smart people.
>chance to throw more money a nintendo
>official hardware
>supporting nintendo developers (throwing more money to nintendo)
>bootlegs are trash
>selection of games is quite nice (people forget ninti has to license such games again)
>it's an official hardware, so you have something that wont break after two hours
>bootlegs break apart in two hours of play
>real NES consoles are fucking expensive as fuck
as someone who is tired of buying bootleg NES I'm heavily interested.
most people are technologically iliterate and even emulating is hard for them.
also it's a nice christmas gift.
why are people mad?
>>345194718
most games are on the eshop anyways.
maybe if you could at least download eshop NES games with it than I would have been interested.
once again wasted potential by Nintendo.
>>345203730
http://lifehacker.com/how-to-turn-your-raspberry-pi-into-a-retro-game-console-498561192
Is anyone actually going to play this? From the list, i imagine the only game most people are going to play is Mario.
>>345203835
>doing illegal crimes
>not supporting developers
>not throwing more money at nintendo
It's official hardware dumbass.
>not throwing money at nintendo
It's like the only people against it are fucking poor people with no disposable money.
I wish Nintendo would just started making the original NES again and new games for it...
People would buy it
>>345203936
People will buy it as a collectable.
Nobody who knows how to emulate will give a shit about using it however.
Why can it only be preordered in the UK? Cant find any info for the US
>>345203652
Looks fucking hideous. You fucking autists realize this is no substitute for the real thing, right?
>>345194718
you know what the image fails to show is the stringy little power cord coming off it or the giant hdmi cable that will shift it around because it's so flimsy. fucking vitatv.
>>345197310
>same meme games as always
>only 30 fucking games and no plans to add more
what the actual fuck
every NES game ever could fit on a micro sd card
they could have at least done the "action series" and what ever the other series of games were and put a slot for a mini cart
>>345203348
Your have shit taste and should consider suicide as a viable career path
>>345204513
>the real thing
like the OP?
>paying $60 for an emu box with a fixed selection of games
>when you have been able to get far better functionality and the entire library within minutes for free, for several years, on countless devices
>"but I just want the controller!"
You can buy them separately.
>>345204635
this
the nes30 bluetooth controller is a thing
What kind of controller plug is that even?
Reminds me of a 1394 but they didn't actually use that for the controllers, right?
>>345197653
Radia Senki was pretty based, imo
>>345204778
same one that's on the bottom of a wii controller.
I have a pi just for emulation and i am buying this.
>>345203730
I could see the appeal if you could update the library with SD cards or something, but having a fixed library completely ruins it for me. They should've at least had a physical cartridge slot for people willing to deal with the cart market
Should have done two models, one with 30 games and another with like 50 games
>>345194718
I want this.
>>345194718
I would pay $60 if they actually brought the real thing back, and sold cartridges? 60 bucks for a fucking emulator that will probably play once? fuck that shit, i got 80+ roms on my phone anyways
>>345204889
How is the n64 emulation? Specifically Goemon
>>345197398
>damn, I called!
Oh shut up. You didnt call shit. This list has been out for a while.
>>345194881
>cant open cover to store controller
would have been neat
>>345203348
>Being this autistic
We've always had these plug and play "consoles" with a bunch of hard-loaded games. This is basically just the same thing, not really a big deal but I can see the appeal in it for nostalgiafags or as a gift item for other nostalgiafags or even small kids to let them experience ancient gaming.
>the bored normies are buying gimmicks again
nintendo cant keep getting away with it
>>345203348
>Super C
>not just contra
Here is your "(you)".
>see that cute lil' NES replica and instantly want one
>turn around and open my closet and which I store two functional NES
>don't want the replica anymore
Saved some money, but I am considering a game boy micro.
>>345194718
Where did it even sell out? Was it just unlisted or are they not even doing pre-orders or something? I can't find it at all.
>>345194919
>companies preying
lmao nigga are all these people such slaves to nostalgia they can't even make a decision for themselves. It's like you got molested by a company as a kid or something. fucking lel.
>>345206067
The controller is bigger than the whole unit.
>>345199586
It'll be in Microsoft's plug n play console.
>>345207310
Don't do it. It's a handheld for ants
>>345207796
I know butI am an ant
>>345194881
you know what's even more minimalistic?
an sd card
which, coincidentally, can hold the entire nes library
>>345207837
Cracked was right.
>>345194780
Unlike you, most people don't give a shit about that.
It's simple if you at least try to think about it.
>>345201703
>rgb modded NES
Don't they need a special GPU or something ripped from a limited edition 80's era arcade cabinet? That cost like $5000 a pop now?
>>345207890
But that doesn't allow me to have faux retro cred
>already own all of the games it comes with except FF1
I beat the playstation version though so whatever
>>345198023
yeah true, LDC and emulation didn't give enough input lag, better add wireless controllers too for maximum input lag simulator 2016
Can we stop with the goddamn memes?
2008 /v/ wasn't memes.
The only reason you autstic sperglords do this shit is because of that retarded kid with the glasses saying 4chan is nothing but memes.
You're feeding into his mentally ill fucking ass.
Please fucking go back to the old days without this fucking goddamn garbage you stupid fucking retarded sperglord fucks fuck I hate this place
>>345194837
>being too bad to beat games made before 2000
Yeah I'll just pretend its not fun and other people are just pretending its fun
What the hell is OP talking about? The thing hasn't even gone on sale yet. The page on amazon saying that it's out of stock is a placeholder until they actually start taking pre-orders, which they haven't yet.
>>345203348
holy shit, i know this is probably bait but this is the universe's worst taste of all time.
>>345203270
the future is coming anon
>>345194718
It's over... xbone and ps4 is finished.
>>345208702
European supplies are sold out left and right for now. Expect American Amazon pre-orders to be open for about 10 minutes
So the NX turned out to be this?
Thank god, Zelda's WiiU version will stay the best one
i would have preferred a mini snes to this.
>>345198023
>wireless
Kill yourself
I am getting this! 30 NES games for the price of a little less than one NES game is a win for me especially when it has the only games I care for minus Draculas Curse and Gargyles Quest 2.
>Nintendo aren't going to die anytime soon
>>345210571
why?
>>345194780
Put it in your travel bag, easier than tugging around a desktop
>>345194837
>Being this fucking underage
I was hoping to get some actual commentary on this from the CU Podcast and all I got was Pat acting like he was ever funny or original, while repeatedly emphasizing the value of the product and how awesome it is.
Bah.
>>345194837
Great job senpai.
>>345194718
just buy a raspberry pi if thats what you want, stop being a hipster.
>>345194718
>Nintendo artificially limits the supply of something to drive up prices
Gee, that's uncharacteristic of them! :^)
>there's a chance SNK will make a neo geo mini
>>345194837
friendly reminder that everything made after 2000 is shit and everyone born after 1990 is shit.
>>345206204
I'd bet 90% of kids old enough to play games will instantly be turned off by how old everything is. Nostalgia fags and general fanboys are salivating over it but the 'novelty' will last about a day for most of them.
>>345210630
Without a new Wii like success they're not gonna dominate video games either any time soon.
>>345203348
>dr.mario
This is legendary bait son to make me defend 8 bit games that are time tested
why make it that awkward size? it's not the normal size and they can do a hell of a lot better than that if they wanted to make a mini NES.
with technology we have now they probably could've made a functional device that plays NES games the size of something that fits on a fucking keychain. My phone can play everything this thing does and then some.
>>345210857
They did it, sans the "mini" part.
It was shit.
>buy raspberry pi for $30
>buy a couple USB NES controllers for $20
>put a shitload of emulators and roms on it
>???????
>PROFIT
I don't really support this thing either but jeez, stop bitching and making so many threads. Just ignore it and get a NES emulator.
>>345212553
Emulation is never accurate to the actual hardware.
>>345212553
you can actually connect original NES controllers to the Pi's GPIOs, retropie provides drivers for it
Other than the free NES controller, the novelty of multiplayer that emulation doesn't have, the fact that this is legal, the fact it will only go up in value, and that by supporting it you're essentially sticking a new IV bag into the veins of this industry by telling Nintendo you still support NES-quality games (the best gen aside from N64/PS1); is there ANY reason why anyone would ever buy this thing if they already have all those games on 3DS?
>>345197653
Little Nemo starts as a good game, but that train level literally drops it off a cliff.
>>345194718
>can't use NES controllers you might have laying around
>have to buy new ones
i'm just livid for this piece of this.
>local store still has preorders up
I should really buy a stack and resell them later right
I am a bit curious about the internals but I never was a big fan of the NES.
literally what is the appeal
I'm a PCuck who doesn't even own any consoles anymore, and I plan to buy one of these. I could emulate, but nah, fuck that, this is more exciting.
>>345214618
To babbys like yourself, none.
Im gonna buy it. I like playing games on my TV with a controller. I like actually owning the game in some capacity as oppossed to downloading i onto my pc. I feel like I actually play the games ths way.
I just bought a snes and mario all stars, am I stupid? Probably. But Im having fun.
>>345194837
What's the trick to making (You) magnets like this?
>>345215620
Here are some tips:
1. Put your bait at the top of the thread
2. Reply to your own bait multiple times, but only after there are at least 10 IPs in the thread so it doesn't become too obvious.
3. Use an image from a currently airing meme anime.
>>345215254
t. downie who can't get a rom emulator working
