Is there an Overwatch version of this chart?
no.
>>345189031
Make it yourself
>>345189424
But I'm too lazy! You do it.
>>345189554
i'm writing some of it now, keep the thread bumped
>>345189031
Make a thread on /wsr/ too.
>>345189605
Wow really?
I don't know if I have anything to bump it. All I found in my folder is this from waaay back when the game was revealed.
>>345189706
because one does exist, just not in the same format
>>345189724
it'll be text, i can't into photoshop
>>345189031
That toad description is spot on. It's literally me.
>>345190045
At least you're honest.
does anyone have the smash bros version of this
>>345189031
I plaY Mario, and I am NOT the most boring guy at the party!!! Fucking bullshit.
Actually this chart is so off it's ridiculous.>>345189031
>dry bones
>chill
dry bones players are mario kart DS veterans and ultimate faggots who snake like their lives depend on it
the definition of tryhard
>>345190123
I need to see this.
These images are painfully unfunny.
>>345190747
Make a funny one then, anon
>>345190123
>>345190684
Is it this one?
OFFENSIVE HEROES
>Tracer
Tryhard who thinks they are picking the most skillful and independent character, usually decent at getting kills but prone to blaming team for all shortcomings. Will never admit fault.
>Genji
Weeb that strongly identifies with the character. Most likely player to have >90% of their playtime on a single hero. Most likely player to not say a single thing the entire match.
>Reaper
Picked Reaper because they can't aim, though they would never admit it. Most often to reference number of emliminations/number of gold medals to teammates when losing or asked to switch.
>Soldier 76
Simply wants to win, by any means necessary. Often communicative and plays close to the team. Prone to having an inflated ego.
>Pharah
Similar to soldier in desire to win and communication. Often expects unreasonable amount of support/a pocket mercy.
>McCree
Either is an extremely skilled aimer who plays pretty distant from team or is an aimlessly wandering buffoon who would be better on almost any other character.
>>345190983
your imagery needs work
>>345191320
yeah i'm a pretty soulless individual. any specific criticism? i was going for wording that was fairly detached as to not show too much bias, because when reading these kinda charts/listings if it's something you don't agree with then it sticks out pretty sorely
>>345190842
>tfw when I only okay Lucina and Marth and both are right
>>345190983
Mei's playerbase would just be chubby chasers, HAES chicks and the kinds of guys who jack off to Pandaren girls.
>>345191494
nah, that's just people who like mei's design. people who enjoy actually playing mei do so because her gameplay lends itself most to being trollyi have about 9 minutes total playtime in mei and still fap to porn of her
DEFENSIVE HEROES
>Hanzo
Wants to shoot arrows at dudes and nothing else. Cares little about actually winning and makes no effort to compliment his team's current lineup.
>Mei
True Chaotic Neutral. Large variance in skill level but personality is always trollish and somewhat malicious. Makes the most use out of character voicelines
>Bastion
Ernest, well meaning player who is usually not very skilled and knows it. Will usually be fairly positive in game.
>Torbjorn
Believes themself to be a master tactitioner, expects team to play around him to an unreasonable level. Doesn't fully utilize the power of the character's main weapon. Is somewhere on the spectrum.
>Widowmaker
Surprisingly rare sight post-nerf. Often played by very skilled aimer who is very distant from her own team, physically and communicatively. Prone to flaming team if not winning hard. Could be played by Hanzo players.
>Junkrat
Less volatile Mei-like personality. Wants to win but wants to win their way. Likely to be vocal and fun to play with when winning and docile and silent when losing.
>>345191418
I think the point is to have it stick out and piss them off with these things, though. You want someone to read it and think "t-that's not true, I'm not like that!" and get irritated.
There is an Overwatch version of OP's chart, someone post it.
>>345191769
ah i always think of it the other way. like 'yeah those X players in my game always do that!'
>>345191853
Maybe it's both.
>>345189031
I play Waluigi. The description's pretty accurate.
>>345189724
>Edge Maverick
Intentional or unaware that this is the name of another video game character (who is insistent on following the rules)?
>>345189031
I like Daisy but I hate memes. I just think she's sexy.
>>345192020
Hey I can be very fun and very imaginative, it's just that Yukiko was the only girl of the group who didn't annoy the shit out of me.
>>345192467
See? Works like a charm.
>>345189031
Yes
>>345193283
Zarya's character is boring as fuck, but her gameplay is fucking TIGHT.
Literally nothing has given me a bigger erection than a 6 man "CYKA BLYAT!"
>>345193283
>genji
>probably good
There's an old pre-open beta one. I was making a new one but gave up a twentieth of the way through.
>>345190842
Is there a version with the DLC characters included?
>>345195042
>i cant read
Read the sentence with the word "inverse" in it you mong
>>345189031
I play Waluigi and am always a giant asshole about winning. This chart is pretty solid.
>>345189724
>Stoutbeard Beardshield
that one's actually pretty funny
>>345189031
>>345190842
Are there any other Nintendo-based ones? They're kind of entertaining.
>Played Yoshi
>Grew up to like girls
>Am a girl
It's not supposed to work like that.
>>345189031
Diddy Kong fits me 100%.
>>345193283
>the second point is invert
what did he mean by this?
>>345190842
>This fucker players Ryu in Street Fighter
Oh, if only he knew...
>>345196809
>girl
>didn't play peach or daisy
Yea you were destined to be gay, even if you didn't pick yoshi
>>345190842
>pac
>capt. falcon
>lil' mac
accurate
>>345197272
I play Wario now in MK8. Peach was just too bland for me back in the day.
>>345193283
>Lucio
>not listening to jsr
>>345197475
Exactly
You were gay from the start nigga
>>345197637
At least it's purest love.
>>345197794
>mfw can never have purest love
>>345192020
>Care only about sex appeal or shallow looks
Bullshit, she had like the best S. Link out of all the chicks.
>>345198062
She's a slut anon, don't fall for her tricks.
Bump?
>>345198014
I feel for you, anon.
It's pretty neat.
>>345189031
I didn't grow up to be gay I grew up to be a tranny lousy chart senpai
>>345202140
I know that feel.At least I figured it out early.
>>345190842
Where's Yoshi?
>>345189031
>Tfw I was always Diddy
>>345191764
>Junkrat
Literally me
>>345191764
*earnest
Otherwise decent for a neutral chart. Needs more bile if you want it to be memorable.
>>345202703
thanks senpai, i'm gald at least someone identified with what wrote
Does anyone have the Brawl version?
>>345189031
>overwatch stealing other memes
>>345193283
Pretty accurate
t. Junkrat/roadhog player
Hanzo player = guaranteed shitter
Can some post the the double dash version of this?
>>345189031
>Played Toad when the game had come out
>Moved to Koopa Troopa as the years went on
N-Nani?
yeah, its says "faggot" by every the character
>>345203051
My nigga.
>>345189031
>only ever play king boo and dry bones
its sad how accurate this is
>>345193283
As a Reinhardt/soldier player can confirm that this is true.
>>345193283
>that bastion onepretty cute
>>345197593
What is jsr?
>>345193283
Reinhardt/Mercy player here, that's pretty accurate.
>tfw charge kill into ult into going ham on their entire team
>>345189031
>Dry Bones
>Yoshi
Scary how accurate they were. Particularly everything regarding Yoshi is true... even the last part.
>>345190842
>Kirby
Accurate as well.
>>345189801
most of these are made in mspaint, famarino
>>345193283
Meh, I love picking symmetra on defense. Her ulti is probably the best one in the game and the deathballs melt reinhart pickers.
>>345203867
Jet set radio. A game about rollerskates, music and graffitti.
>>345193283
some are pretty accurate and some are completely inaccurate memes
>>345190842
>ZSS main
well although I dont consider myself a huge waifu faggot this doesnt seem to far off. People that play against me fucking hate me because I'm a tryhard.
Can someone post the 100% Oj one
>>345204120
That's what I was looking for.
>>345189031
yes
>>345206723
Go away, chris
Highly accurate chart right here.
