HOLY SHIT I CAN'T EVEN HAVE MY FUCKING FLAG FOOTBALL GAME WITHOUT A MOB OF PEOPLE PLAYING POKEMON GO SWARM US
When will it end?
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=rCJupdndxqM
Looks like you got what was coming to you, you fucking normie.
Now you know how we feel
>>345171541
Put some pads on and start chop blocking nerds like this sperg >>345171670
>>345171541
>they guy that tackles his own friend
>>345171796
Trust no one
>>345171541
I don't know why everyone is so disgusted with it, at least they're having a bit of fun outside.
>>345171983
>having fun outside
>everyone's nose is balls deep in their phone as usual
fuck you
>>345171904
trust no one not even your shelf
>FlAG football
lol
>>345172243
Do you even want to live in a world where you can't even trust your shelf?
>jokingly call out pokemon go players on normiebook
>was huge pokemon nerd growing up and even in HS so its just in good fun, have nothing against it besides not being interested
>people who I knew growing up who NEVER touched or watched pokemon actually get upset
I literally dont get it.
>>345172391
Because the masses simply want to demonstrate to their masters how easy they are to control when using the right mechanations
'only kids play this game' they said
>>345172104
>muh phones
>Fully fucking tackles friend
>IT'S ALRIGHT BRO
Holy fuck my sides. It's like the perfect generic normie.
>>345172372
I sure woodn't.
>>345172636
B-but that photo and the one on the tram are just rare cases. Everyone in the 90s and before were always socializing with other people out in public!
>>345171541
obvious fake, you need to reach a certain level for pokemon like squirtle to spawn
>it took a phone app for people to get out and exercise
we are really fucked
>Squirtle
Holy boring taste Batman
>>345172636
very deep
very meaningful
>caught 3 squirtles already just randomly walking around my city
why are these people so crazy over a common Pokemon?
hell, the park next door to me always has at least 3 Jinx
>>345172636
>informing yourself on your surroundings and the world
>lol wat u doin?
fucking white people
>>345172942
Name 1 reason to do so otherwise especially if you aren't fat.
>>345173058
>reading the printed jew
>>345172942
At least they're leaving their houses for once. Seriously, this app has made millions of kids leave their houses and go outside and play for the first time in years.
>>345173058
>implying you can't browse /pol/ on a phone
>>345173051
They're not common everywhere buddy, different places have different rarities. Growlithes are crazy rare in my city for example, but we're all tripping over Drowzees and Ghastlys.
I hate video gamers.
>>345173058
>talking to people
>not informing yourself on your surroundings and the world
>>345172486
>people that are having fun? Heh,nothing more than just mere puppets *tips Fedora*
>>345173085
Physical exercise is good for your mental health, too. I feel great after a run. Cleanses the mind, and physically feel great as well. That's enough motivation to get outside for me.
>>345173058
You can inform yourself on your surroundings and the world right on your phone, gramps. Are you really this out of touch?
>>345173279
yeah, im sure thats what you're doing on your phone.
>>345173257
Literally a placebo effect.
>>345171541
Whoa... So this... Is the power... Of autism
>>345173110
I'm not saying otherwise. I encourage everyone to get out and exercise. It's just fucked that it took a shitty phone game for people to finally do it
>>345173313
>implying I don't browse /pol/ on my phone
LOL ok grandpa!
>that comment section
>>345173350
>>345173165
>>345173350
Literally releases chemicals into the brain
Kill yourself
>>345173110
>implying pushing buttons on a phone is playing
>>345173491
>that fucking hand
>>345173313
>implying getting your news from the papers has ever been more reliable than getting it from your phone is
>>345172942
>implying exercise isn't an excuse for poor people to justify running around in dirt all day
>>345173491
I'm surprised he wasn't chosen as VP
>>345173571
>tfw don't have giant kransky fingers to bang your hot wife with
>>345171541
internet tabloids sure love pokemon go giving them an opportunity to steal other people's content and make money off of it.
>>345173538
Here's what I thought the one time I exercised before Pokemon Go:
>"What a fuckin' waste of time, I'll just eat less instead"
>>345173192
all i got is doduos and zubats, maybe the occasional caterpie/rattata/weedle
>>345171670
>Now you know how we feel
Pretty sure people who played football didn't think something that's been mainstream since the 70s was some super secret underground club that's being invaded once they made contact with the outside world.
>>345171541
More like fag football amirite
>>345173313
Yes, I do read on my phone.
>>345173058
Like 2/3 of the conversations where I work at are started from someone talking about something they just read on a news site from their phone.
>>345171541
>flag football
>flag
>all these faggot insecure millenials still replying to me
careful you might miss the next fad
kek, that kid that runs in with the dog at 14 seconds in.
>Kid: What's going on?!
>Man: Squirtle.
>Kid: Squirtle?!
>Man: Squirtle.
>Kid: That's IT?!
>>345173407
It took me almost getting to 200 lbs to get out. I actually started going for walks about a week before this came out. This just gave me something to do for a couple of days. Got boring right away so I'm back to just listening to music.
>>345174038
IS THAT
A FUCKING
NIPPLE
>>345173085
Because being physically fit is a reward unto itself and extends further than 'not fat'. Furthermore, not exercising is detrimental to your long term health.
If you don't care about being a wimp in shit shape then good for you, but you'll feel better if you actually do something other than sit around all day.
I'm glad I finished University long before this ever came out. I can only imagine the sort of shit show that is that campus right now.
>>345174206
Prove that it's detrimental to my long-term health. Prove that it's a reward and not just dumb cosmetic shit considering how technology makes physical strong obsolete.
>>345174275
I'm glad I finished just before Obama took office and every campus became SJW fag central.
>>345174038
>deathslide
kek
>>345173687
And here's what I thought when I pushed past my previous limit while out on a run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW0HjlIuzzQ
>>345174275
University campus?
>has nintendo gone too far, allowing young men to capture feminine pokemon against their will? Is it ok for them to think any jynx or goldeen is theirs to capture and probably rape??
>>345171541
>those autist screaming squirtle repeatedly
comedy gold.
>>345174450
So you experienced a placebo effect. Nice.
>>345174038
Where's boxing?
>>345174402
Well, that too.
>just want to go to school and learn in 2016
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
>>345174450
Yup, I know that feeling. Amazing
>>345171541
I don't know why but this Pokemon GO shit makes me cringe so much. The thought of people running around to look at an invisible creature and then when someone approaches them they go like "IT'S A SQUIRTLE DUDE SO EPIC!!!"
Even the little kid is trying to process why the fuck everyone's going crazy over an old ass Pokemon.
>>345171541
Is Pokemon GO really good or just a shovelware what just went right.
>>345174562
>b-but it's just a placebo
Enjoy not being 'mired by qt grills, lardwad
>>345173313
yeah, it is you fucking faggot
>>345173192
I get horsies and gastlies in the park next to my home.
>>345174562
That's not what a placebo effect is. An emotion or feeling you experience is real, there is no way to differentiate between a real or fake feeling as long as you are feeling it in your mind.
A placebo effect is believing a drug is taking affect when the drug was nothing.
>flag football
Literally more autistic and embarrassing than playing Pokemon Go. I bet you also play "disk golf" too.
>>345174450
Yeah, whenever i run i scream believe it over and over and punch people in the face, feels great
>>345171541
>people losing their shit over a squirtle
Meanwhile, I caught two just sitting at my desk all night and no fucker turned up to find them.
Fags.
>>345174650
Less content than Ingress, but it has pokemon.
>>345171541
Kek I live in that city. What a bunch of fucking mindless retards.
>>345174835
>broken bones and concussions are worth it to impress dude bros
flag football isn't supposed to be fun to watch, but it is fun to play.
>Pokemon is normie as fuck now
STOP RUINING MY FUCKING HOBBY
How long will it be until the snackbars or someone else use Pokemon Go for the biggest high score yet?
>>345174793
That's not entirely true.
The placebo effect is more complex than that. There have been studies that show that a placebo can have real, marked effects because the people think the drug is working when it's not the actual drug. Historically this was called the control group. That's why we have a placebo group in drug studies to begin with.
All right guys, I think I'm fine with going the helium way. See you on the other side
>>345171541
I'm so glad this is going to be a thing rather than a fad. I want to see more people get butt hurt over this. It's so satisfying
>>345174930
You should also try it with a giant cotton ball instead of a football, you pansy. Or maybe an invisible ball.
>>345171541
what the fuck? i didnt think it was actually this ridiculous.
>>345174962
Oh man can you imagine? Some mudslimes setting up a fake callout for a rare pokemon and then just blowing them all up, it would be a slaughter. Do you think the regressive left would finally understand the danger of Islam then?
>>345174737
Prove that they were admiring you and not just pitying you. You're likely autistic and couldn't tell, but now that I'm requesting that you think about it, you'll surely see I'm right.
>>345174793
No, a placebo effect is when the intended effect of the drug happens when the drug was nothing, caused by tricks on your mind to make you believe that the placebo was working. The chemical release in your brain resulting from exercise is a placebo effect, because it only happens because you think it will happen.
>go birdwatching
>people are making so much noise looking for fake birds that they're scaring the real birds away
:(
>>345174835
I played folf in high school. It was a pretty good workout if you jogged between holes. More amusing than running at any rate since the area was mountainous.
>>345174986
Thanks, I wasn't trying to give a detailed lesson, only showing the difference between a feeling and "placebo effect" as it was used, but thanks.
>>345175074
The more people gather the more rarer Pokemon spawn with higher combat power
That was revealed with the trailer if you forgot
I don't understand why everyone is freaking out over a fucking Ingress skin
>>345175081
Nah, they'd call for the ban on video games. I want to see the news reports on it.
Went to a big park today in Houston
>"GYARADOOOOOOOOOS"
>Stampede ensues
Was pretty fun, actually
Only bad part was the Valorfags
I don't say that out of spite, they were just the only group shouting and screaming and waving red flags and shit.
If there were any Mystic or Instinct there, they didn't really show it.
>>345175271
i love how this comes out and everyone checks niantics wikipedia page and pretends to ever have known what the fuck ingress was
>>345175594
>Being such a normie you never played it
>>345173313
Yeah and I'm sure all those newspapers are not on the sports section fuccboi
>>345174038
tiddies.
>>345171541
>flag football
>>345175271
You fail to understand the idiocy of the human condition.
Most people didn't even know about Ingress when it was released because it had zero brand credit (in spite of being incredibly innovative at the time). Well, now it does. With a series that probably has the best brand credit in all of video games.
I'm simply not interested. I would be if I could go hiking up a few mountains and put a legendary on it but nope, that feature isn't there.
Want Moltres? Guess you have to climb trapper peak. Or at least that's how I would do it in my little corner.
>>345175656
>im not a hipster, no really
>>345173687
>I'll just eat less instead
That's not how it works.
Being Healthy is a combination of eating healthy and exercise.
>>345171541
>fag football
>>345174275
I am sad I finished university too early to experience this.
>>345176418
Just go to one anyway and play it. No one's going to know you're not a student.
>>345176418
I think it's garbage unless they let hikers and park rangers place legend pokemon spots. Then maybe implement a way for the physically disabled to get them as well.
>>345173767
>since the 70s
Video games have been mainstream since the late 90s at the EARLIEST, when our savior Sony Computer Entertainment descended from the heavens and bequeathed upon us the Sony Playstation and declared for all to hear "Video Games Are No Longer Just For Babies!"
Some would argue they didn't become mainstream until later still.
>>345176743
They dived into mainstream when nintendo released super mario for the SNES. Home gaming was on life support until then.
>>345175656
>Being such a normie that you own a smartphone
>>345176826
Holy shit, I haven't laughed that hard in a good long time.
Thank you for that.
>>345176561
That is what I do. I am not that old either and I get to meet a lot of people playing it, I live in a third world country too, which means that there is not so many of them playing and that they are not so obnoxious about it. The thing is that I have to travel for about 30 minutes just to play the game, instead of going there for classes and such.
>>345176680
They need to implement trading.
>>345172391
Because normies have a physiological need to fit in and be part of the group regardless of what the group wants or is doing. Calling them out on it threatens their rank in the group and could make them lose face and thus their "power" in that group.
Its base tribal psychology dude. Humans dont evolve fast enough so we have to deal with stuff like this all the time.
>>345171541
>why won't these normies just let me play sports? ;_;
The shoe's finally on the other foot, is it?
but its a starter pokemon
>>345176997
Naw I just worded it incorrectly. It was the NES that saved gaming. Otherwise it was about to be relegated to the arcade (maybe that would have been a good thing?). Super Mario and Duck Hunt got released with the NES and the blunder of atari was recovered for the home.
>>345175178
>zinc
lol no. Iodine. Natural salt got fuckall, it's added in developped countries.
Why is Squirtle rare?
I thought Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Charmander were the bottom-tier starting-level basic bitches of the original 151 Pokemon.
I haven't played, but what's the point of catching Pokemon? Is there money involved? Because then I would understand all these people putting all this effort into finding them.
>>345178074
They never were, they are about midway in the ladder. You get a free one at the start, after that they don't appear much
The true holy grail are Chancey, Kangashkan, Snorlax and Lapras
>>345178317
>Is there money involved?
Nope. The only motivation is "Look at me, I'm a NERD™ lmao"
>>345178534
Or the whoel Fun part. I guess you aren't used to it
>>345178402
> Lapras
> Rare
Nice meme
>>345177202
Where does that leave us then?
>>345174840
Anon, the point is not catching those ugly ass jap cartoons, it's the sense of tribalistic unity with other plebs that these nu-males crave.
![hqdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JXtD96J.jpg "hqdefault[3].jpg")
>>345178710
>>345173538
Then you're no better than people addicted to drugs like cocaine, weed and sugar
>>345171983
I guess because theyre a bunch of fucking real life lemmings. it's gross.
>>345177202
This is why I hate humans. I know it sounds cringey and edgy as fuck but it's true.
It's like they don't have own standards. They like this? hmm I will like it too I guess.
>>345178624
what fun part? the no gameplay or the walking around in a herd?
>inb4 no friends rofl
>/v/ once again hating anything that doesn't involve locking yourself in a cuckshed with M2K and playing Melee 24/7
>>345179192
>nintenyearold hating on nintoddlers
>>345173243
>as long as nintendo makes money I'm happy
>>345179286
>STOP HAVING FUN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>345171541
Why couldn't that Alluh Akbar in France run over these faggots instead?
>>345176418
I'm sad I'm still in but too afraid to actually socialize
>>345171541
I remember after the craze ended in 2003 you were considered a loser if you still played Pokemon
>>345171541
they don't even look like they're having fun, its literally just a hysterical mob who probably couldnt give a single shit about pokemon beyond everyone around them telling them they should. it's like a mindless human herd. scary.
>>345179395
lol why do nintendrones get so fucking triggered everyone someone calls out this shitty app for what it is?
>>345179545
I know, right? They should be in a sealed room filled with the pure fart essence of pro Melee players instead, that's what real fun is. People who spend their time doing things other than playing Melee are sheep.
>>345178637
Yes. It's amongst the rarest
>>345179654
t. nintendrone
we all know you'll defend nintendo to your last breath but it's wasted here
>>345179650
lol why do retards get so fucking triggered when someone calls out this fun app for what it is ?
>>345179650
Because you are a bitter virgin with no friends?
>>345179765
oh you.
>Nintendo is succesfull, as it has been for the last century
>Better shitpost
>>345179765
These fucking Nintendrones need to die and play superior non-Nintendo games on non-Nintendo consoles like Super Smash Bros. Melee on the Nintendo Gamecube
>>345179654
>People who spend their time doing things other than playing Melee are sheep.
so nintentoddlers are finally cannibalizing themselves, huh? I realize you're probably 12 years old and what is this, but nintendo stopped making games in 2006 and went pure gimmick. normie go is just the next phase of the cancer that Is neo-nintendo.
Bruh, it's a trend
It will last for maybe two more weeks and then people will forget about it just like they tend to with trends
You're not seeing Harlem Shake videos anymore, right?
No one is talking about Gangam Style?
At the time, people lost their shit over it and now it's forgotten
>>345179828
nice projection friend, but no. most of /v/ simply aren't nintendrones so they will openly mock this garbage
>>345179925
Are you actually too autistic to understand sarcasm or this is some 2nd layer of bait?
What I don't understand is why people just dont fake their GPS location.
>>345179925
You're wrong, Nintendo both ascended to Valhalla the day they released Melee because I worship Norse gods instead of being an inferior Christian, and they died on that same day because they could never make another game that could top Melee. Melee is love, Melee is life.
>>345179869
>nintendrones have unironically defended wagglan and mobile for a decade. ìts unfortunate that people on here still cling to them purely out of brand loyalty. do you people even play videogames anymore? nintendos true fans abandoned it after the wii.
>>345171541
Just tackle the- oh wait you're playing fag football.
>>345180039
>most of /v/ simply aren't nintendrones
But here i tought that /v/ was nintendogaf ?
Why are you changing your narrative whenever it suits you, shitpost-kun?
>>345180039
>/v/
>not being nintendoGAF
Go head make a thread bashing nintendo and see how fast you will get banned because mods here are huge nintendrones
>>345180089
nothing sarcastic about that post. just praising go and mocking traditional nintendo gaming. if it's an attempt at sarcasm I'm afraid nintendrone autism is preventing it from being conveyed
>>345180160
I played more exclusives on ym WiiU than there has been released for PS4 or Xbone.
At this point, i don't even know how sonyponies live with the shame of being associated with the mess that is the PS4. T
>>345180201
>narrative
what narrative? normie go is terrible and nintendones are the definition of corporate shill. nothings changed you dumb nigger
>>345174038
i fucking love icesweep
>>345174947
>now
You never played pokemon, did you?
>>345180285
I think the only thing that will never be communicated here is your seed to anything ressembling a female
>>345180353
>he literally defends gimmicky shovelware
jesus chris how low can you people go. nintendo doesn't even make games anymore, why torture yourself just for a company?
>>345174275
i went up to my local uni tonight theres about 50 people running around catching pokemon because its the most concentrated group of stops in the city
security is pissed
>tfw can't afford phone
>can't join in with the crowd of people having a good time
>by the time i get a new phone the fad will be over
i wanna kms
>>345180486
>you don't like what I don't like so here's a projection
way off buts it's satisfyingly ironic when manchild nintendrones label others socially inept
>>345180486
Jokes on you, I have a cute thick trans gf who loves to play Smash Bros Melee on the Nintendo Gamecube
no, Imagine once Legendaries goes live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpJoMuuE3Eg
>>345180509
>It's gimmicky shovelware because i SAY so
>still crying tears or utter sodium whenever Bayonetta 2 is mentionned
Truly, i almsot feel bad for you, for your inability to play good game because of some mental sickness that defend you from enjoying something if it's from Nintendo. Then i remember that there is no such sickness, and your pain is self inflicted, and i stop feeling bad.
>>345174038
icefight is best sport
>>345171717
anyone have that article about a psycho whipping out a barb wire bat and spinning through a crowd because they woudln't stop this shit?
>>345171541
JUST GO BITCH ON /VP/
WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING ALL THESE SPLIT BOARDS IF PEOPLE DON'T USE THEM FOR THEIR INTENDED PURPOSE
IT'S POKEMON
IT GOES ON /VP/
LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE PERSON GIVES A *FUCKING SHIT* THAT YOUR CYNICAL DUMB ASS CAN'T COPE WITH A STUPID SOCIAL EXPERIMENT APP
>>345180726
That was fake
>>345178710
the cleric class of the tribe, the austise elite that create philosophy and religion, or become hermits with hidden knowledge (which may or may not be useless)
>>345180815
I'd still like the image, can't find it
>>345172486
>tfw you don't live in a mechanation
>>345176680
i go hiking up a nearby mountain every week, theres fucking nothing.
>>345179545
does this help you sleep better at night or something?
what's your endgoal in casting such a defeatist "life is meaningless" miasma over other people's dumb trending hobby? have you forgotten planking? how about the cinnamon challenge that people almost died from?
trends are almost always embarrassingly dumb on social media, who cares, let them have their fun
>>345178710
Probably masturbating and crying yourself to sleep till you blow your brains out when your unhealthy living catches up.
>>345180831
Hilarious
Why are normies so easily exciteable, panicky and weird?
>>345180771
much like your posting
>>345180980
>he doesn't have his third eye open and do battle with the YHWH volcano demon when he passes into the astral realm
>>345181036
Much like WHAT? No seriously, what? Do you even contextualize your fucking shitposting before you send it?
so this entire thread is basically people saying that if you don't mindlessly follow and support beanie babies tier hysterical fads youre automatically a friendless loser. the nintendrones are expressing the exact mindset of the lemmings in ops video. they all want to be part of a group and feel included, and will defend whatever the trend is in order to appear like they're defending and belong in the group. it's not surprising to me that nintendrones would fall into this kind of group think since they've spent the last ten years identiying with and vehemently defending a corporation that doesn't care about them. it's much sadder than it is funny. whatever, at least these fat greasy autistic fucks are getting off their colossal asses and going outside.
>>345171670
>we
Dont.
>>345180771
>/vp/
>"I hate pokemon"
>99% disagree, 1% agrees
>/v/
>"i hate pokemon"
>50% agrees, 50% disagrees
HMM I WONDER WHICH ONES SOUNDS BETTER FOR ME AS OP THE FAGGOT?
>>345180970
>>345180980
>healthy
>bitter
any more buzzwords, dumb normos? go outside with your pleb friends and fuck off
>>345181119
Indeed i do not have schizophrenia or another mental disorder, than you for caring.
>>345181020
>Why are normies so easily exciteable, panicky and weird?
You mean /v/tards, right? Because most people with a workign brain are able to not get triggered when other people are having fun
>>345181178
Do you think /vp/ is up in arms about this? I mean I would be. This can only be bad for Pokemon. It was doing fine until now--now mainline is going to try to change to cater to these people
>>345172942
>going out for any reason than buying shit, eating out, or indulging in the arts or nature
>playing phone games
I don't care that I masturbate to 2D drawings, waste money on plastic that I find entertaining, or eat food that shortens my already worthless life, I'm better than playing a phone game.
>>345181178
THE ONE THAT IS FOR POKEMON RELATED POSTS.
>>345181020
because they're actively and consciously desperate to fit in. it'd a survival instinct. they're afraid if they aren't adamant about pokemon go they will lose social capital
>>345181129
its funny how angry you are, if i can get a response like that without being contextually correct, i might as well keep doing it
much like your posting
>>345180897
It was funny as fuck. I want someone to actually go ham on a bunch of pokefags while dressed as a Mad Max character.
>>345181129
Not him but nobody cares about your complaining.
Pretty obvious.
Just GO filter the thread.But you don't actually care you just want an excuse to bitch.
>>345181184
Anon, are you implying that you are living a healthy life being a tard on /v/. Be truthfull
>>345175084
>y-you can't prove it
How is /r/atheism these days?
>check thread
>cntrl f: (you)
>leave thread
Anybody else do this?
>>345181184
neither of those posts even used the word bitter, what the fuck is wrong with you?
are you an actual insane person?
>>345181268
>all of that shut-in NEET decadence
Nah m8, you're worse
>>345181262
no he was referring to all the spastic panicked idiots in ops video
>>345181020
Technology is magic to them. That's why they spaz out over every little thing that happens. No understanding of any of the mechanics or underlying limitations. This is why even such a shallow Pokemon catching game is so addictive to normies.
>>345181352
what's a "healthy life" to you? doing pointless activities with people of your own socioeconomic class? (= "fun")
>>345171541
nerds are gonna get bullied into obedience again
FUCKING FINALLY
THE SJW MENACE IS OVER
>>345181394
no, I am on a higher plane than you can possibly imagine.
>>345181387
>2016
>not being insane
shiggy
>>345181394
>If YOU DON'T LOVE POKEMON GO YOU'RE A LOSER REEEEEEE
nah fuck off with this. mobile was a shit cancer before normie go and it is now. it's just that turbo autists such as yourself have latched onto it for no reason except for your desperate need to feel included
>>345181548
>your desperate need to feel included
t. pokegon player
>>345180970
too had faggot Ill complain about the retarded if I feel like it. why just watch everything be shit? every little bit of bitching influences the zeitgeist
>>345181428
And i am referrign to you and the other fuckups that are somehow triggered by other people having fun
>>345171541
>Guy tackles his friend.
>See his phone go flying.
>Hear a loud CRACK.
>ITS ALRIGHT BRO.
Some friend.
>>345181513
>again
it never stopped. SJW shit is just a novel way to bully nerds, for instance.
>>345181737
I guess you never actually had a friend then. How sad
>>345181548
You're a loser if you spend your entire day whining on a mongolion cave painting website that normies are going outside to play Pokemon.
>>345180970
>calls out shitty mobile cash shop for what it is
>"what's your endgoal in casting such a defeatist "life is meaningless" miasma"
I didn't think that before but you're starting to sway me by being such a dumb fuck
>>345181847
>entire day
more like the last 5 minutes. and I'll keep bitching about it if I want to sorry friend
>ctrl + f
>"normie"
/r9k/, if you're wondering why you can't get laid, it's partially due to the fact you use words like "normie"
It doesn't make you sound like you have patrician taste, it makes it sound like you have a god complex while ironically repressing your insecurities.
>>345181734
I'm triggered by trend herd mentality. just as beanie babies were some dumb fucking shit, so is pokemon go
>>345181996
get out normie
>>345182091
>just as beanie babies were some dumb fucking shit
Fucking excuse me?
>>345181518
Those are some very euphoric words.
>>345181548
>>345181635
m8 I haven't even played the game. Your rage and obsession over it is what makes you a sperglord. Don't like it, don't play it.
>NOOOO!! STOP ENJOYING THINGS
>>345181996
No lie, browsed /r9k/ for a couple weeks out of curiosity and it went from being a sad sight to a fun board to shit post in.
Pretty good memes, and ive never seen the word normie used so sincerely.
What a great board.
>>345181996
you can have a social life and still call out mob mentality hysterical trends for what they are. wh do you think the two are mutually exclusive?
fuck you normies
normies are cattle, only the autiste memetic people are human
>>345182091
The intelligent solution here would be to try to not be triggered by what other decide to do with their time now rather than later.Or blow your brains out, whatever suits your fancy
>>345182226
sorry you get triggered over mobile games. but that won't make them good.
>>345182226
you think I replied to myself and called myself a "pokegon" player after shittalking it? how many layers of dipshit are you on?
>>345182385
>using meme vocabulary
Listen manchild, I could give less than two fucks over this mobile game. It's twats like you that spam hate threads for it every 5 minutes that is "triggering". You're more obsessed with it than those who play it. Fuck off and play some games.
>>345182291
nah I'm just going to continue shitposting and there's not a goddamn thing you can about it lol don't you have a phone app to occasionally glance at?
>that autist who body checked his friend and the friends phone went flying
Lol
>>345182534
>he literally gets this triggered over normie go
lmao did mom forget to stock the tendies again? don't get so wound up just because not everyone is desperately defending a mobile app. it's just not for everyone little buddy
>>345176743
>>345176826
>>345176997
uh, no you stupid FAGGOTS!
it was the almighty sega genesis that gave us JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL, the true progenitor of MAINSTREAM and NORMIES
>people unironically using the word normie
You realize that you're trying to put down people with healthy social lives. You're as normal, boring, and uninteresting as they are. The only difference being you're all shut-in autists that jack off to drawn images you call "waifus". Get off the special snowflake contrarian bandwagon.
>>345182534
you're the only one who sounds mad here. some people are saying pokemon go is a hysterical fad, a shit game, and the people getting hysterical over it in real life are the human equivalent of cattle. those are all objective observations, not emotional assumptions.
>>345182226
I'm literally euphoria actualized.
Everytime you eat your favorite meal, it is I making you feel joy.
Everytime you giggle, that's me tickling you.
Everytime you orgasm, I am removing the cum from you pee pee.
I am all that is good, all that is holy.
I am what you would refer to as a god.
andI honestly don't care about PokeGO all too much, it will have its time in the sun, it will fade, and something will replace it. I dont hate people who play it, nor do I hate the game, but I dont want to involve myself with it, or others who play it since I don't like Pokemon in the first place, sure I have nostalgic memories, but I find the games boring, the old show has some goofy ass moments tho, not gonna lie. Although these threads intrigue me. I like seeing what is being said about the game, the hate, the shit posting, and the people that defend it. Its not like theres any other thread that caught my eye. Overwatch is meh and the rest of the board is already devolved into porn dumping, console wars, and off-topic discussion. Call me weird, but I like looking at threads of games I don't like, just a good past time when I'm on /v/ looking for some worthwhile discussion. But I think I'm gonna play games now, see ya later, because I could be anywhere. Why I might even be dead within the next few days, life is a wacky thing isn't it?
>>345182629
>I'm a retard, look how retarded i will continue to be
Suits me fine, i like when i'm not the most miserable person somewhere
>>345182852
how nu r u
>>345182731
>this unintelligible reading comprehension
I could give less of a fuck about this game because I don't even play it. It's the NEET faggots like you that make this same thread over and over again.
>goes from normie go to r9k autist memes
Make up your mind before you shitpost, NEET.
>>345182852
>your opinion is wrong because it doesn't fall in line with the coporate agenda
you're pathetic m8. I'm laying next to my girlfriend right now shitposting about pokemon go because it's digital aids
>>345182958
hey nice blog
Has anyone got killed playing this yet?
>>345183092
>the wageslave has decided to give his girlfriend a night off
C U C K
U
C
K
what if someone plowed through there in an armored truck
just for laughs as a joke you know haha
>>345183139
>he thinks his body pillow is his gf
Now now, better behave well or else you won't get those good boy points!
>>345183001
lol tell yourself that why you shill a mobile app at midnight on a Saturday.
>>345183212
Jas 4 u baby, because I kno u lik 2 reed.
>>345183261
it would be extremely painless
