My Team so far ...
let me guess... team instinct?
>>345144451
Other than the Porygon, looks the same as everyone elses team
M-My team so farno bully please
>Porygon
lucky
>>345148570
Click the clock icon in the bottom right and change it to sort by CP, makes it way easier to find your best
>>345144451
looks pretty shit m8
>>345144451
>Aesthetic
Alter, was für 1 feuchter maimai!!!
>>345148690
Thanks desu
We posting teams now?
>>345149053
>CitizenSnips
Kek
>>345149053
>messing up memes
Is a Vaporeon with a 10 bp and a 30 bp move that requires 4 charge to use worth keeping? He's cool but that seems weak as hell.
>>345149537
You can't level him up anymore?
>>345150161
I was talking about the stats of the attacks themselves, the actual vaporeon has a lot of HP and is sitting at around 800 at the moment.
>>345144451
> Naming your Pokemon
What the fuck ???????
>>345149052
>Jolteon
My nigga
>>345149053
It's not much but I'm proud of it
I've wasted too much time on this game
Are there only the first gen Pokemon in this game?
>>345150491
>Not Jolteon
Kekd
>>345144451
how do i play this game without leaving my room?
>the twistee treat where a girl got raped is a pokestop
>some lady that got ran over by a car memorial is a pokestop
Jesus Christ this shit is too funny
>>345150505
Yes, but its a pretty safe bet that they'll add more generations over time so they can keep people coming back
>>345150759
LinusTechTips has a tutorial on that, you should check it out
>>345150380
Show me yours and I'll show my tits
>>345144451
>TFW whole hood is team mystic
>TFW useless to challenge gym when literal fedoras on their team camp at each gym to take it back
Fuck everything tbqh
My team
Anyone got a Gyarados?
>>345152213
I saw one at my local gym
People are fucking crazy
>>345149053
>citizensnips
good name
>>345149053
>Flippy floppy
You from UK m8?
>>/vp/
>>/trash/
My top 6 so far...
>>345152193
Nice.
I want a Snorlax so bad.
Team [spoilers] Instinct [/spoilers] 4 life senpai
How am I doing?
Game still isn't released in Japan .... I got lucky with stress test
>>345154130
Too good
My team is pretty edgy
>>345154130
Bad because I see no stupid nicknames. That's a quarter of the fun
Doing alright. My city is really competitive though.
Check it
>>345153954
Ya fucked up. No spaces
>>345149053
Are you a girl?
London?
>>345155323
Also, it'snot [spoilers]
I caught this guy in Elk Grove earlier
>>345144451
Any word on when they are going to fix this "perma-3 footprints" bug? It's driving me fucking bonkers. I saw an Growlithe silhouette that I couldn't find because of the bug. I don't know if those are rare, but that's the only one I've come across since playing and Arcanine is great.
>>345155570
in Commiefornia?
>>345155570
Nice catch, I'm seeing Kadabras near Orlando City area but I can never actually find one, not even with incense nor lure. Is this a problem with the game or do those items not attract the nearby Pokemon?
Pls no hate. I need to find more rare Pokemon but I don't have time to look for them. Even eevees are kinda rare for me
>>345155263
Where do you live? Im in SF like literally blocks from the fucking Niantic building where the made the game and its insane, small japs of all ages are just owning these fucking streets
Anyone else having the nearby Pokemon bug? It shows 3 steps underneath them no matter how far or close they are
>>345155726
It's a problem for a lot of people, I think they might fix it in next update
I thought I was pretty behind but I'm guess I'm doing average.
>>345155726
Oh good I thought I was the only one with it.
I want rarer Pokemon but where I live it's hard to get anything out of the ordinary.
>>345155726
I'm sick of it too. I really don't wanna play till they get it fixed
>>345155837
Why didn't you name the bellsproutNigger?
>>345144451
So how much geological data does this use? I'm swiming in Clefairies, Jellypuffs, eevees, and the trashmon, i live like 1.1km from a swamp and near a mountainlet.
>>345155963
The next update better be tomorrow then. The entire gimmick is catching Pokemon since gyms are garbage and right now it's literally impossible to tactfully hunt them. Either you get lucky and wander on top of them or you don't get it. There's 4k upvotes in a Reddit thread, and I assume that only a small percent of people actually use Reddit to report it.
Only reason I have anything other than Rattata and Pidgey is because of my friend dragging me out with him.
>>345156110
Didn't even think of that, honestly. It's a Weepinbell btw
>>345156015
>Hard to get anything out of the ordinary
>Has a Snorlax
Mfw
>finally get to level 5
>choose valor
>all these gyms have guys with 9001CP
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS FOR CASUALS AND NORMIES
how do you level up rare pokemon that you catch if you can't find any more of that pokemon to get candies of?
>>345156267
Forgot the name thanks, but please change the name, it really fits
>>345156393
A local gym is a level 9 gym and every single Pokemon there was over 2k and the final boss was 4200cp. You have to be a literal poopsocker to have Pokemon that high.
>>345156442
You find a place where it's common and catch more. Sorry, anon
>>345156219
>friend
LEAVE
>>345156442
That's Pokémon Go's weakest link: In order to level up rare Poke, you've gotta find more rare but they make it next to impossible to find anymore in your local area. They make your ass go miles out of your way to find more rare and it's not even guaranteed you'll find anything. I would wait for the game to get fixed until you actually start getting serious about catching rare
>>345156218
They really need to fix the battle gameplay also. It's absolute shit, all I do is just spam attack since dodge doesn't even work nor does it even respond correctly. Why don't they use the classic turn based system instead?
>catch eevee
>25 candies to evolve into 1 of 3 great evolutions
>insane CP boost
>common in many areas
Why is eevee so damn powerful? It would be fine if it was 50 candies to evolve, but 25 candies to evolve is just too fucking low for the amount of power you get out of it. The fuckers are at the top of so many gyms
Russia
I'm a fucking scrub living in Drowzeetown
My team so far
>go to only gym in town with friend
>both of us are level 6
>gym is taken over by some instinct faggot with a 20 cheese pizza rattata
>he's level 14 though
>me and friend know this is bait
>go to gym anyway
>kill rattata and low and behold, a 275 cheese pizza pinsir
>use newly evolved pidgeotto 280 cheese pizzas to fight it
>somehow win easily due to type advantage
>put up second highest pokemon at 180 cheese pizzas to guard gym because I want to evolve big bord
>990 cheese pizza snorlax out of nowhere appears and starts guarding gym too
>valor friend right across the street giving me a thumbs up for taking the gym down
>we actually start hanging out after that
good shit.
>>345156325
Is Snorlax rare? I caught one in front of my local grocery store
Aquire pokeman, fuck bitches
>>345157385
It is, but that CP is absolute garbage
>>345157491
I only started playing yesterday.
>>345153954
>666
>bottom right says CP
I can't play this game without getting a semi
question: does flareon always have shit hp? mine is around 650 CP but it only has ~55 hp
>>345155570
>work in Elk Grove
>no pokestops near by
I hate you Vaporeon.
>>345155323
>I've been using 4chan for like 5 years
>I keep fucking up spoilers everytime
[spoilers]oh[/spoilers] Dumbledore dies [spoilers]well[/spoilers]
>>345157847
Kek
>>345157847
Spoiler, you fuck. "SPOILER"
NOT SPOILERS
>>345155263
Where get Koffings
>>345155741
Yessir
>>345155836
There was an alakazam around the same area
>>345157802
It was near grant line, I've also spotted a magmar there and alakazam. Think grant line and the park, around that general area off 99
>>345157847
mod please spoiler the following LOL stop spoiler here
fuck off pokeshills
My team so far
>everyone keeps bragging about their Pokestops at work
>tfw I work in a hospital
I barely have time to take a bathroom break, let alone hunt for Pokemon
>>345157352
>typing 'cheese pizza' every time
Seriously, I couldn't even finish your story because that shows what kind of loser you actually are.
>>345157841
It's fuckable though
>>345157995
At my job. Also a next of rats and bats.
Haven't started naming all of them yet
>>345144451
These are my niggas so far.
Teme
>>345158250
Where'd you get Mewtwo?
>>345152193
>Venomoth
You I like. One of my favorite bug types.
>>345157473
wtf i give up
Team Valor represent
>>345155679
I want a lapras so damn bad, my favorite Gen 1 pokemon.
>>345153728
Is snorlax rare? I got one by chance just dicking around.
How is everyone getting such high CP stuff? My highest is like 460...
>>345156015
>10k Bells
>>345158853
You start catching higher CP pokemon as your trainer level gets higher.
>>345144451
>being an autistic furfag manchild who plays pokemon
>>>/vp/
the fact that pic related is holding a fucking original GBA should tell you how long /v/ has hated furfag manchildren who play pokeshit.
Eggs
>>345158853
The higher level you get as a trainer the higher level the pokemon you find. Also when you crack open a few eggs you'll get a pokemon plus a shit ton of candy for them, I noticed a lot of people high level Pokes are egg obtainable so that's probably a big reason. Most of my strongest were from eggs.
>>345158731
How many pounds have you lost?
>>345158731
>Valor fag
How do I battle other people?
>>345158508
Crackhead OD'd and died in the Emergency Department. Had just enough time to snag the little fucker out of his pocket before they wheeled him off to the morgue
>>345157352
Kill yourself
>>345150761
... windsor??
convenience store across the street from my apartment is a fucking gym.
fart
I havent been able to pokemon for 2 days
>>345159318
Shop owner wants to cash into the fad before people get bored of it.
Too much work
Not enough Pokemon time
>>345158731
How common are Dragonites?
>>345158350
>Jolteon named Chilli Pepper
Good shit, anon
>>345159554
Like shit nigs
>>345159036
Not much, my friends and I are lazy fags so we just find a comfy area with pokestops and lure them.
>>345159554
Pretty rare, this one spawned from a lure so it is possible but I wouldn't count on it
>>345159417
Level? I'm level 17 and I haven't played at all today. My strongest is the Hothead Flareon at nearly 1000 CP
>>345159554
Dragonites are rare, draitinis not so much
No bully
>>345159853
21
Played pretty much non stop since it came out up to about thursday
>>345159928
>Reddit: The Trainer
>Team Autism
![1920px-Population_density_with_key[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bEBV1tX.png "1920px-Population_density_with_key[1].png")
>pokemon go could've used topology maps, population density maps, climate maps, forest density maps, etc. paired with the GPS to ensure pokemon spawned within clear biomes
>pokemon go could've used pokemon from the first few generations (before poke-design went to shit) to provide a fresh variety across the globe
>pokemon go literally could have used latitute + longitude to ensure that each region of the world had it's own unique selections of pokemon, creating a genuine worldwide experience
>instead you can find all 150 pokemon in your back yard if you wait long enough.
game had so much potential, but they had no inspiration.
has someone caught a legit Legendary? (mew, articuno, etc...)
![hiresmap[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/h4kj8W9.jpg "hiresmap[1].png")
>>345160127
look at the detail on this fucker
>>345160257
they're event pokemon. business's pay money to have a legendary spawn at their event and people come and catch it.
>>345160361
what?
Tfw you catch a wild Pokemon and it's miles better than every Pokemon you've invested stardust and candy into
>>345155837
>Haunter
fuck you you're really close to getting a Gengar which is my favorite pokeman. I envy you.
>>345144451
I'm proud of it, but all these people with like 2k CP are really putting a damper on my motivation
>>345150761
This is a Pokéstop in my town
>>345159124
>valor is the 4chan team
so you're saying i am a fag for not joining the reddit or neogaf teams?
>>345155263
>Weezing
>Zyklon B
Top fucking kek
Level 9, am I doing ok?
>All these people in the thread with their strongest Pokemon much less than 1000 CP
Feels good being in the top percentile.
>>345157847
boskeIetonrp
>>345161089
Sorry I have a job and shit to do so I can't walk around all day playing kids games
>>345160519
I got lucky, my man. I like Ghastly's line, but he's uncommon in my area. Only ever caught 1 or 2, then I hatched 2 of them in two 5 km eggs at the same time and I got 50 candies to get Haunter. Takes 100 to get Gengar, so it'll be a long time...
>>>/vg/
Take it to /vg/ ya autists.
>The heat index in this area has reached 110 degrees Fahrenheit for 3 days straight
i didn't want to play this game anyway
>>345161389
>having a job
>being on 4chan
Choose one, normalfag.
>Snorlax shows up on the beach
>CP'???'
>Catch it with last great ball, CP revealed to be over 1300
Feels pretty good
>>345161389
>you play too much, go outside!
>you play too much, go inside!
>>345158762
Caught 'em in the middle of a fucking park.
Was pretty entertaining to say the least
what is the highest level?
>>345158472
>6 gorillion hypno
Good shit anon
>>345161808
Why don't I ever see any Gengars?
Reminder that if you don't name your pokemon, you are a shit trainer by default
Rate team.
>>345162141
because gengars are a 100 candy evolution, completely imbalanced and broken as shit.
>>345162430
I still haven't even tried to hit up a gym yet, are type immunities a thing in this?
>>345162430
>broken as shit.
Wait, what? How?
>>345162271
I have a dog called dog. Nothing wrong with that.
>>345162528
Nope, they're just resistances.
>>345162334
Vaporeon is fe.male only
>>345162528
I think it pops up as not effective. Had a poliwrath use mudshot on a pidgeot once
>>345162334
9/10
You fuckers win
>>345160664
A-Ajax?
>>345155206
How thd fuck so high cp?
>>345163452
>high
if you dont have multiple pokemon over 2000CP at this point you are a massive casual who sucks at an extremely casual, easy game.
>>345163521
I don't think it's possible to be bad at this game, it's just a matter of how much time you put into it. It's literally grinding: the game
Need more lickitung candys
Farming birds for days
>>345163521
What non legendaries are even capable of 2000+ cp?
Dragonite?
Rip Dragonite
>>345148832
Stfu mad safe space seeker
Won't stop
squad photo
I will never get a jolteon
:^)
>>345163978
most of them, get a higher trainer level, hatch eggs, candy duplicates, level guys up. egg incubator at level 25 is very helpfulyou can also just play the game with bluestacks and hack it like i do, i can get any pokemon type i want by manipulating my gps location
>>345164073
Evolve an Eevee that has Swift. It's not random
>>345164073
>bruh
>BRUH
Giggled
>>345164529
This has been proven false. The new proposed method is naming the Eevee "Sparky".
>>345157976so like this right?[/spoilers]
Well anyway my snorlax was a pretty good catch I thought considering I don't see too many people with one.
>>345164324
Blurstacks?
>>345164849
>i'm too fucking stupid to google the word "bluestacks"
guess you'll never find out what it is then
>>345164324
You're a faggot. Can't even go outside and play the game right.
>>345164967
Cant you just fucking explain
>>345165071
sorry i'm not a normalfag like you
>>345165073
i don't spoonfeed people, especially not retards
>>345163521
>if you dont have multiple pokemon over 2000CP at this point you are a massive casual who sucks at an extremely casual, easy game.
If you DO have that then that just means you have no job, and no actual commitments to attend to outside of this game. Good for you getting exercise though, pal.
>>345164834
Fuck you, I want a Snorlax and have yet to see a single one in my area
>>345163521
>>345164324
>calls people casuals who can't play a shitty timesink casual game
>hacks it with fucking GPS spoofing
you are a waste of space
>>345165352
>you have no job
yes, this is 4chan, you are supposed to be a NEET
>no actual commitments to attend to outside of this game
see above
>Good for you getting exercise though
i emulate it on bluestacks and don't get any exercise
>>345152597
You can get him from eggs can't you?
How'd I do?
>>345144451
where did you get that porygon?
>>345164324
I'm 21 and have multiple 1500 pokemon, but none are close to being 2000+ capable
>>345166136
No, either by catching 100+ magikarp or by finding one in the wild.
>>345166351
how are you not 25 yet, it takes 2 days to get 25 and the game has been out for over a week
>>345166649
>2 days
Yea, if you play nonstop
>>345166834
yes, and?
this is 4chan, you are supposed to be a NEET, it's not like you have a job or anything important to do. if you do, you are a normalfag who does not belong here and should stop using the site immediately.
>>345166649
This must be a joke
>>345166949
>if you're not poopsocking you ain't shit
oh fuck off
it's a goddamn mobile game
>>345167031
assuming 8 hours of sleep per day, thats 32 hours of pokemon go in 2 days, you gotta be really bad or some kind of normalfag with a job and friends to not get level 25 and your egg incubator in that time
>>345165497
just keep walking around, the pokemon spawning system is incredibly simple and you can find anything
basicalle:
>filler: single pokemon in region used to fill map space
>common: like 2-3 pokemon specific to wherever you are, seen often
>uncommon: seen a couple time a day, usually in some random-ass place
>rare: seen once a day at most, usually bleed-over from a place nearby where they're more common
>ultra-rare: completely random pokemon spawn from the pile that don't fit into the above categories. can be literally anything, and you'll probably only ever see it once in a blue moon. these are far more common at night apparently.
my region is:
filler: drowzee
common: jynx, ghastly, pidgey, zubat
uncommon: paras, caterpie, oddish, squirtle
rare: abra, tauros, seel, krabby, <assorted other water pokemon>
ultra-rare: geodude, cubone, omanyte, kabuto, ponyta, rhydon, etc.
Snorlax fits into the ultra-rare category, you'll have to wait for some random spawn and hope you can track it.
>>345166649
I havent been playing the past two days, and don't feel like pidgey/lucky egg grinding
frankly I don't see the point
>>345155570
I love onix, but he seems to have a very low general cap compared to most other pokemon. I'm 22 right now and my most recent Onix looks like he caps at around 800 or so. Anyone know if the cap is different between pokemon, or is it the same for every Onix at your level?
>>345167137
:( I work and have friends :(
>>345166136
no, but honestly it's not that hard to catch a buttload of magikarpif you live near water like I do
>>345166649
>25
>2 days
Holy fuck, not even close to true.
>>345167138
Otherwise you really have to just walk around to play this game? I just started playing, if I wanted to catch pokemon would my best bet just be walking in some random direction and keep the app open?
>>345167245
i suggest you use reddit instead of 4chan then, moot didn't make this place for you
>>345164324
What's a reliable way of spoofing GPS? I live in the country and rarely get into the city. Walking a fucking mile and encountering nothing is retarded when people in cities are fucking getting swarmed by good shit. I caught more going to wal-mart than I did using both my incenses at my house.
>>345167348
I suggest you suck my fat cock
>>345167347
depends.
best way to just mass catch common pokemon is to get on a bus and let it ferry you around
however if you want to catch anything odd you will usually have to actively seek it out, which is a pain in the ass because there is NO RADAR SYSTEM WHATSOEVER.
all I've realized is that in the nearby pokemon list, the pokemon are sorted by distance even when they are all 3-footed, so just keep the menu up and watch to make sure the pokemon you're chasing is moving up the list.
>>345167138
Caught this baby today, first one I've seen in the wild.
>>345167615
nice get
>>345167347
walking around drastically increases the number of pokemon you run into, they are spawned on the server, not in your game itself, so they end up spread out.
>>345167615
lucky fuck, I've been looking for one since day 1
how many pokestops have you hit
25.1km / 22 pokestops
;(
>>345167917
if you look at it's level you'll notice he's probably an incredibly high level.
>>345150761
Where at dude I got the same set up down the block from me
I started 2 days ago
>>345167376
www.google.com you aren't getting spoonfed today, faggot
>>345167461
being homosexual is against the rules outside of /lgbt/ and /hm/
>>345160127
I'm not traveling to Australia just to catch pokemon. That's a stupid idea. Focus on local regions.
Vancouver has only drowzees it seems
Also rate and hate
Desuuudoo
>>345159124
>mysticucks
>>345160468
>Super Chunk
>Shrublord
Is that you Woolie? You piece a shit, did you sideload your game into your phone?
>>345164834
Just hit ctrl+s to make it easier on yourself
>>345150761
My local cemetery has like 10 pokestops. Its not even tombstones, its every bench with a plaque on it.
>>345168498
Do you get a lot of Gastlys and Clefairys?
>>345167615
how do yall have so much fucking dust? Are you NEET?
>>345168915
they dont use it.
>criticized the game on /r/pokemongo
>Got down voted to oblivion, abused by everyone then banned.
The insane fandom around this game is just absurd.
PokemonGo could be one of the best casual games ever made in my opinion, the problem is though this game was launched way too early and the game mechanics in their current form are basically complete trash.
>Spawn rates are fucked.
There are far too many spawns of roughly 5-10 generic pokemon, overwhelmingly dominated by Zubat and Doduo, this means hunting pokemon becomes quickly tedious when 90% of all encounters will be one of 10 pokemon and a further 90% of those ones will be just 2 pokemon, Zubat and Doduo.
>Spawn zones are fucked.
Basically the game is unplayable outside of the medium-high density urban areas.
>No real metagame
Gyms and teams are completely pointless. There is no point to hold Gyms except to get coins to buy items to help you hold Gyms, there is no area control mechanic, no real team mechanics or anything. This part of the game is literally pointless. An easy fix for this would have been to increase rare pokemon Spawn rates for team members within the vicinity of a Gym they held, but not even that. Also the Gym game is completely pay to win since Lucky Eggs/trash pokemon evo spamming is OP as fuck.
>Catching pokemon is fucked
Radar is completely and utterly broken, literally no real way to tell if you're homing in on pokemon, 1 out of every 5 pokemon you will fail to catch due to the Pokeball dropout glitch. No way to improve chances to catch rare pokemon. Auto random Spin Ball on higher level pokemon is literally just pay to win bullshit
No way to track pokemon and their locations, no way to tell really what pokemon types will spawn where apart from water type (arid and grass apparently do have different spawn areas, but in a temperate area, it seems to be completely random where they spawn).
Currently the game as it stands is just Ingress with 10% of the polish of Ingress.
>>345168915
>asking if people on 4chan are NEET
obviously yes you fucking redditor
Toronto is the land of the jew.
Can't go 2 feet with out running into 40 drowzees.
>>345169307
>La-a
KEK
>>345156393
Same. What's the point of this game is gyms are run by NEETs and you can battle random people?
>>345169232
>There are far too many spawns of roughly 5-10 generic pokemon, overwhelmingly dominated by Zubat and Doduo, this means hunting pokemon becomes quickly tedious when 90% of all encounters will be one of 10 pokemon and a further 90% of those ones will be just 2 pokemon, Zubat and Doduo.
it works like in the games, bro. area dominated by 1-3 generics with a handful of rare. walk 5 minutes in a different direction and the commons will be different. It's all about the search
>>345156589
he used GPS spoofer to cheat the game all day cause he doesnt have a life.
gym's are for whales, not for the common player
fuck this game
>>345169503
Games had FAAAR more variety in generic pokemon you run into than Pokemon Go. Also in Pokemon different areas 100% of the time resulted in different Pokemon, in my city, literally everywhere, even "arid" areas result in Zubats and Doduos. The only change I see is near water, where I get Magikarp.
>>345168915
nope, just dont use it
>>345164529
>Spreading lies on the internet
>>345164073
Easter egg -
literally name your Eevee:
Sparky = Jolteon
Rainer = Vaporeon
Pyro = Flareon
>>345158350
Is that a jojo reference
>>345158983
>oldfag for a videogames board
>is mocking something every normie with a cellphone is playing
Good job fitting your own mockery.
>>345167138
I only know that My region is:
Filler: Pidgey, Weedle, Rattata
Common: Caterpie, Spearow, Eevee
Uncommon: Nidoran, Zubat, Paras, Venonat, Meowth, Drowzee
>>345149053
>Scruffy
>>345171506
your post doesn't even make any sense, please speak a human language
