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I JUST WANT BORDERLANDS 3/WTF THEY R CALLING IT
>Bait: The Post.
>>345140937
Anyone up to play borderlands 2?
>>345141649
im playing it right now actually
I'm not Anthony Burch!
>>345141649
I just finished 1 after buying the triple pack.
Should I lay the DLC as Undedome - Island - Knoxx - Claptrap?
>>345140937
>bonderlands
reddit kys
>>345141770
I need to reinstall it, after seeing this thread it reminded me to finish all the dlcs.
>>345141893
Dome was pretty boring, Knoxx was my favourite,
Played the pirate DLC for Borderlands 2 yesterday. How did they manage to get rid of the SJW stuff, and yet make the writing even worse than the main game in the process?
>>345140937
Eh, they wont top BL2 so no point, it was fun and interesting upon release but pre-sequel tried to be too gimmicky off its success and ended up as a huge disappointment, i'm satisfied with BL 2, I have yet to complete it with every class.
>>345141892
Proof?
>>345140937
>mfw I remember being extremely hype for Borderlands
>infinite loot
>intersting world
Never even finished 1, never put more than an hour into 2.
What a shitwreck
HEYOOOO
The antagonist of BL3 is going to beDashing Rhys
>tfw no borderlands 1 for ps4
I want it.
>>345141892
That's what he said
>>345143021
That would be dope, but even when you act like an asshole in Tales he still ends up seeming like a nice guy.
Just a dickhead
>>345142156
By explaining every single joke in painful detail.
>gearbox can be as big of a rotting cunt as possible
>I'll still buy bl3
I hope they clean their filthy vaginas soon
>>345144267
At least Burch is gone. They should stage a mutiny against Pitchford though
>>345140937
Why would you want that?
M3melands
>>345140937
BORD3RLANDS
>Scooter is writing BL3
>>345141893
You can skip Underdome entirely. I'd go Island - Knoxx - Claptrap and if you really want to play Underdome don't do it all at once, do it between the other DLCs
>>345143021
>go from planet to planet hunting vaults
>antagonist isevery weapon manufacturerexcept torgue
>>345145273
>except the only evil one
nigga dats deep af
I hope Gearbox manages to stay afloat until they release BL3.
Then they can die and I won't care.
>>345144789
Even after all that if given the chance I'd sooner put Rhys with Fiona over Scooter getting his dick wet.
>borderlands won't give us duke nukem as a vault hunter
Is battleborn still bleeding money?
>>345145427
that screenshot still has the most ham-fisted piece of dialogue i've ever seen in vidya
>>345145565
This is probably the only thing that would make me play another borderlands game.
>>345145557
>Rhys and Fiona
What the fuck
It's stupid to even hope this but, I really hope they tone the memes and social bullshit.
I don't want to be leling any keks while shooting menemists
Since she was an optional side mission I hope its not canon that she's dead.
i wanna see wilhelm come back as a brain in a jar with a full robot body
>>345145934
BL2 is canon. Fiona was killed.
Shame. She was qt and had the most braindead tool kit for fun.
>bord3rlands
>>345145934
she is dead. Jack confirms it in Tales
>Borderlands 3 intro starts
>clap trap wakes up
>huh, everything before this point was just a dream
would be a great way to erase every shit they pulled with terrible lands 2.
>>345145689
it's a joke. because he's macho and talking about stupid shit.
>>345146121
that's not fiona
I would bet anything that Tina is going to be one of the 6 vault hunters in BL3
>>345146421
Fuck. Whatever her name was.
>>345146245
>Jack confirms it in Tales
>confirmed
>in non-canon garbage
>while caring about the storyline post BL1
this right here is a REALLY nice meme
>>345146247
>that claptrap is then thrown into an incinerator and there's no clap trap in BL3
>>345146506
>>345146506
>>while caring about the storyline post BL1
then why are you caring about a post BL1 character? checkmate
also Tales has been confirmed canon
>>345146387
it really isn't; it's a shoehorned statement written by people that typically say that shit unironically
>>345146506
>in non-canon garbage
Do you say that for a reason, or just out of some mysterious butthurt?
>>345146436
id rather her get adopted by torgue and work in r&d making retarded guns and sending you on quests in exchange for retarded guns
>>345145934
>Dedicated to bringing justice to filthy bandits
>One of the few people in the story to realize how dope Jack is
>Likes to get the choked, shocked and beaten during sex
>Obsessed with spaghetti western movies
>uses revolvers or rifles
Why is she so perfect?
>>345145452
Yee
>>345146506
>non-canon garbage
Nigga tales has no gameplay but manages to be in the top rankings of the borderlands series.
>play DOOM maxed out 60fps/never dips below not even once
>Borderlands TPS frequently dips down to 45fps
Is the game just badly optimized or what.
>>345146624
He is literally mocked by the girls for saying it.
>>345146643
I think you're looking into it too much. Torgue is an idiot. He just got made to look like an idiot and how he fails to not look like a retard in that scene. That is all.
>>345146851
Memes aside I was pleasantly surprised by how Tales came out. I hope Telltale can take a chapter from the fun shit interactive shit in that story and integrate it into future titles.
>tfw Borderlands 3 isn't even out yet but you still miss Jack because you know he won't be in it
>>345146609
>then why are you caring about a post BL1 character? checkmate
I don't.
>>345146643
Largely butthurt, but there's no reason for the gameworlds to be connected.
>>345146851
>caring about critics
Maybe I was wrong before because this is also a really nice meme.
>>345141649
>>345141770
Same, I'm doing my first playthrough with the Handsome Collection.
Played ~100-150 hours on PC. Just as fun now, though even moreso on a larger screen. Shame about the PhysX.
I'M SUPER FUCKING HYPED FOR BATTLEBORN JESUS
>>345142172
The Pre-Sequel was mostly developed by 2K Australia, not Gearbox. There's hope yet.
>>345147091
Well at least you got to see butt stallion.
So is Tales canon? if so, who is gonna replace people like Scooter?
>>345147214
>tfw burch himself admitted butt stallion was 100% made up by the VA
>tfw the best lines were made up / improv'd
>tfw you can tell when they're original lines because some of the shit (like in overlook, when you get the fast travel station) are so dry
>tfw burch did nothing right
>>345147254
His cousin? Unless she dies, too. I've never actually "played" those.
>>345147254
afaik scooter guy couldn't do the voice anymore because of a stroke
good news is he's returning as BL3's writer.
>>345147254
They can't replace him.
So they'll either 'bring him back' as a robot or just retcon it in some other way.
Or they'll just have him alive and fine since Tales isn't canon.
>>345147254
Janie is gonna take over catch a ride. Marcus will always be the king jew of the vending stations since he's telling the story. Probably need a new medic though
I'm definitely looking forward to Borderlands 3, but I'm okay with them taking their time to get it right. Outside of the BL series, Gearbox has a history of shitting the bed.
>>345146947
The Borderlands have awful performance on Windows 10. Try installing a process manager (like Process Lasso or whatever) to fix its CPU utilization.
>>345147302
I've played the game so much, I can almost sense Burch now.
Like, how do you actually manage to fuck up the violin scene? That was an amazing idea after a really dry attempt at drama.
>>345147302
>I guess you had to be there. Anyway, the moral of the story is you're a little bitch.
I EXERT STRESS WHEN I EXPORT BEATS
>>345147520
i meant during the battle
"I'M SENDING EVERYTHING I HAVE AT YOU! EVERYTHING!"
t. burch
IM GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND BEAT YOUR BABY WITH IT
>>345146245
When does tales take place? If it's after BL2 how is jack alive?
can I play a loader bro in BL3?
>>345147961
he isn't, it's an AI that the crazy scientist guy (nakayama from that one DLC) made of him.
>>345147961
Somehow.
>>345148141
he's also in TPS
Who /gaige/ here?
>>345148232
I would hope so, the entire story is basically how Jack came into power.
I just want a season two of Tales from the borderlands.
Anyone else get best ending?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne2enoKc57Y
>>345148446
Eh, I got bored with anarchy once you get up enough stacks and a shotgun with reflecting bullets, the game plays itself
>>345148710
That was the reason why I found her the only really fun character. She had shit that you could try to maintain.
You know, it really sucks that the Mecromancer and Psycho classes where the really the only good things to come out of Borderlands 2. The RPG dlc was fun too
>>345148710
I found that fun, especially when shit got intense since if you died you'd reset to 0 and suddenly your character would inherently be weaker than pretty much every other build out there.
>>345148816
>>345148710
>that one friend who picks Gaige, and just stand around and uses the robot to clear areas on thier first playthrough of the game
>The only character with anything like a personality, written with enough complexity to feel half-competent and who realizes the inherent problems with Pandora's ruthless brutality, is a character who was a one-note joke in the DLC for the first game and dresses like a mime hooker with the fattest cowtits in the universe
I like Moxxi, but the fact that she's the best not on her own virtues but by default because everyone else is so poor is a damn shame.
>>345149196
are you fucking stupid
she was an annoying mary sue "i'm not a whore but everyone thinks i am" cunt
burch took a slutty showgirl from a BL1 dlc and made her a one-sided strong woman
fuck off, burch did nothing right.
unless you're talking only about BL1 moxxi, in which case, sorry. please rape me senpai
>>345149019
>Pick Gaige in my first playthrough.
>Robot tears shit up like there is no tomorrow and almost solos the fucking game by itself.
>Pick another character
>A turret that is vastly inferior until you get all the upgrades at max level and has no mobility, dual wield that is awful at the beginning but fucking broken after you get good gear, stealth shit and the worst ability ever made that just pulls a single enemy up until you start getting all upgrades in the UVHM playthroughs.
Krieg was fun, but the rest of the vault hunters felt underwhelming after trying out Gaige.
>>345149196
You'll be able to fuck her in Borderlands 3
>>345149196
and she's old, ellie and scooter are her kids and they're grown ass adults
>tfw 500 hours in BL2
>all cheevos
>thought i was done with it
>getting itch to play again
>>345149408
How are they supposed to sell a paid DLC character if it's not stupidly overpowered?
>>345149691
by making them interesting and fun to pl..... oh right, this IS borderlands we are talking about
>>345149820
doppleganger is a good and not op class :^)
remember when gearbox fucked up the DRM in Borderlands 1 and pirated copies could play online alongside the buyfags?
>>345149879
Execute sklled Zero is the only one i had any fun playing, since even in fights with aerial bosses, you could melee dash into the sky to hit them by hitting it repeatedly
>>345149691
psycho is underpowered in the late game
rip
>>345149820
Gaige and Krieg are fun to play though.
Maya is not fun at all until you start getting into the end game (You pull a big group close the circle, Mind control, corrosion+fire+slag...). Same with Axton (two turrets, shields, can fire from miles away, can pick them up and throw them again in a very short time...).
Salvador goes from shit and then is just fucking broken, but remains fucking boring.
Zero is mostly the same shit that last for a bigger amount of time.
That's 4/6, not bad. Better than BL1 were only Brick and Mordecai (somewhat) were fun.
commando for life
>>345140937
I don't get why they release Battleborn instead of making a Borderlands
do people think this art style actually looks good?
>>345142263
>tfw you fell for the bazingalion guns meme
>>345150882
It was good in 1.
Its a bit tired at this point though.
>that OST
>southern shelf ambient
>wam bam island anything
>caustic caverns battle
>boom bewm boss battle
>>345151127
this was the only time it looked good and it also had an appropriate reason
>>345147426
>they bring him back as a robot
>they just chop up and reuse old voice lines
>>345151257
At the time it was a okay look for the first game.
I don't remember anyone bitching about borderlands going from semi realistic to how it turned out.
>>345147446
what happened to Zed?
anyone else underwhelmed by TPS?
the orange drop rate was ALOT higher which is nice but it just felt bland after a while
>>345151257
Since fucking when do you require a reason to choose a specific art style? And when is Pitchford going to prison for misusing his cel-shading privilege?
I seriously think Burch writes characters the same I do in my 550k trollfic.
>remembers something about character
>oh! she likes spaghetti. her entire character is going to be that she likes spaghetti. also, i'm going to make her hate niggers for good measure
>zed's character literally became "i don't have a medical license"
>>345145427
>it's a /v/ gets triggered by a joke episode
>>345151469
The problem with TPS is that it doesn't have content. In terms of challenge, you only get Claptastic Voyage's last boss and The Sentinel as a Raid and that's it. And in terms of replayability you have to play the game exactly the same everytime, whereas in BL2 you could spice it out since there is a SHITLOAD of quests and areas to level up.
they should've make borderlands 3 instead fucking blunderland.
>>345152686
>battleborn is bad meme
the only thing bad about it is that they didn't fucking advertise it at all
from what i've seen it looks pretty fucking solid. most of the character designs are great (pic related) and the gameplay looks orgasmic.hyped for ordering it within a few days
>>345152092
To this day the biggest mistake in Borderlands 2 is removing the line "Who needs a doctor when you have my machines and their scary needles?" and replacing it with a joke about LOL NO LICENSE.
>>345153063
Why the fuck is ana so low?
>>345153063
nice bait
>>345153476
she looks ugly as fuck and also she's an obvious "muslim pride" character
sjw bullshit, same reason thorn only gets a decent despite looking great in everything except being brianna wu
>>345140937
>liking boringlands
go back to your website, reddit.
>>345151257
That looks like shit though. WW was the only game of that generation to manage to pull off cel-shading right.
>>345153891
did you play XIII?
