post the very first thing and the very last thing that happens in a game, anons guess it
>There's an explosion
>You kill yourself
>>345122302
your pc lags because of the explosion and you find yourself jumping off a cliff?
>>345122302
hehe it looks like a penis
>>345122302
You're a little girl
You tell a lie to a teenager
>you wake up
>you pick up a ring
>>345122984
:DDD
>>345122302
Mass Effect maybe? Didn't play it so I'm not sure
>you're going to the church
>your uncle says goodbye
It's your sister's birthday
You can kill her
>your mom goes to the store
>you get caught making your dolls fuck
>>345123324
My mind went to red dead, but I know that's wrong
>>345123324
DMC4
>>345122302
If it's Axiom Verge, that's clever. Took me a second.
>>345123484
How Do You Do It?
also git gud scrub
>>345123120
The Remaining Few
>>345122302
> Happy perfect family
> Kid gets saved
>you talk to somebody online about the game
>you kill yourself
Leave trailer
You get back in trailer.
>>345123783
Heavy Rain?
>star in a movie
>nuclear explosion
>>345123801
Super
Hot
>>345122302
Spec Ops The Line? The helicopter crashes at the start and most if not all of the endings have you kill yourself.
>>345123120
The Last of Us
Here's mine:
You get attacked by dogs
A house explodes
You enter some ruins
You kill your mother
>>345123886
hlm 2
>its your birthday
>you stab a man in the face
>>345123936
I didn't kill myself in Spec Ops I don't think. The ending was really weird, and I didn't really get/understand the meta shit.
>You wake up in the middle of a busy intersection
>You wake up in the middle of a busy intersection
>>345124242
I read somewhere that the scenes that end with the screen whiting out rather than going black are hallucinations, and that all the "standard" endings (all except "Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai") end with a whiteout, implying Walker always killed himself.
>>345124316
TWEWY?
>>345122302
Doosex human revolution?
>>345124316
Bakugan: Digital Dedective.
>>345124424
Yep
>>345123249
Morrowind
I'll make an easy one
You go to the statue of liberty
You press buttons in Area 51
>>345124240
Puddle Books: Baxter's Birthday
Wake up hungover
Go home drunk
>>345124532
Gone Home?
A new brand of soda gets introduced
You defeat the evil aliens and become their new overlord
>>345122302
Infamous
>>345122302
Infamous
You get a mirror
You go home
>You get a transfusion
>YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
Find a baby
Get hugged
>>345124585
nope
>>345124675
EAT SHIT FRIEND
>>345123936
Resident evil
>The Narrator of the game is replaced by a lying impostor who shows you a fake cutscene
>You disappear, though not forever
>>345123456
Fable?
>>345124719
Van Helsing
EZPZ
>get filled with bullets
>get filled with bullets
>You get your heart ripped out
>You become a god and then kill yourself
>>345124720
Lisa.
>>345124624
Very close to a plot point of Young Justice season 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5R4MNsbUoI
>>345124873
Dragon's Dogma
Should've made it more vauge, friend
>>345124873
Dragons dogma
Get thrown into water from a mountain, you destroy the barrier surrounding the area you were in.
Easy
>>345124917
You won, anon!
>you look over a town
>you stand on the bow of a ship and let your hair out
>you get awoken by your mother
>you get awoken by your mother
>>345124532
Dude sex
>>345124954
Correctomundo also yeah probably could have made it a lot more vague
>You wake up in a strange place.
>You wake up in a strange place.
>>345124873
Dragons Dogma.
>you wake up in an elevator
>you go back in time
>You defend your village from raiders
>You turn into a giant, kill a god, and remake humanity.
>You kill some rats
>You kill a large rat
>you get hit by an eraser
>you grow a tree
>>345125151
Vermintide?
>Wake up
>Get your shit stolen by a cyborg
>>345125107
E.Y.E?
>>345124624
DmC would fit if not for aliens
>>345124612
Wrong 10/10 masterpiece, anon
Ez mode
>Someone performs CPR on you
>You order a nuclear strike on yourself
>starts with press any button
>ends with the credits
>you go for a stroll in the desert with your best bro
> you wave your gods good bye and they offer your friend a ride.
>you kill a giant frog
>you then kill all of his giant frog mates
>>345125115
VLR?
>>345125310
Pokemon
>>345124624
Never played but Sunset Overdrive?
>be in a shitty garage band
>escape hell on flying motorcycles
>>345124624
Reddits Row, and it was two games.
>You're working on a spaceship to get of a shitty planet
>You kill a jew with his own weapon to save the same planet you wanted to leave.
>get shipwrecked
>wreck a weather modification device
>>345125346
Yep
Somebody throws a corpse at you
Set yourself on fire
>>345125404
Brutal Legend?
>you collect eyeballs
>you fight a gaunlet of enemies in an enclosed space before advancing onto the main boss.
>>345125072
Pokemon?
>>345125419
Socket & Clonk
Ride an airplane
Die of old age
>>345125505
Nah Brütal Legend would be more like
>be a roadie for a shittie glam band
>escape metalworld in a cool car
>>345125618
BioShock
>>345125327
Jak 3
>>345125381
Close
Arrive at your bus stop
Kill an ancient, cosmic horror that threatens all life
>>345122302
>those eyes
cheeky cunt
>>345125419
Ratchet & Clank my negro
>>345125036
Did not play but secret of mana?
>>345123886
Saints Row 3?
>Fuck about over a waterfall with friends
>Slay the giant magical dragon
>You wake up and get told to get a job
>You meet God and save the world
>>345125606
>>345125803
correct
>>345125505
>>345125845
nope
>you are having fun at the countryside
>the world gets destroyed
>>345125851
nah
>>345124045
got it right
>>345125886
The poison does wonders FOR HER BAWDY
>>345124624
Simpsons: Hit and Run
Wake up and go look for your sister
Wake up and go look for your sister
>>345125758
CORRECT
>>345125852
Secret of Mana.
>Enter a bar
>Get hit by oncoming truck
>You fight mechs with two buds
>You kiss your childhood crush
>You're in a plane
>You're in a plane
Or if you play the pre-patch version
>You're in a plane
>You have a memory leak causing the final boss fight to run at 1 FPS
>>345124719
blutborne
>>345126246
holy shit, that was so vague i was sure it was wrong
>go to a carnival
>go to a funeral
>Play Waterball
>Kill a god and yourself in the process
Shouldn't be too hard
>>345126139
France
>>345126370
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
>>345124602
Real life ;_;
You do some tests
Get dragged away from freedom
>>345126393
yikes
>>345126131
LIMBO? I thought they just died in the woods toghether
>you make some blocks
>you, your girl, and your friend become part of the world
>you ride a truck
>you lie down in a field
>get punched in the face
>crash a multi-billion dollar space station into the Earth
>Escape evil mother
>Kill satan
That game /v/ loves, but didn't play.
>you are late to a huge event
>you make two ancient gods to make up and fuck off
>>345126393
#Nice
>you're on a train going to work
>you're on a train going to ???
>ride the longest tram ride in the history of video games
>ride short tram ride with guy in suit
>>345126370
[Crow Caws]
>>345126254
Ar Tonelico 2?
>>345122302
You make a new character
You die and ragequit at Dlvl 11
>you walk into a school
>you walk out of it
>>345126478
MGS4?
>>345126562
half life
>>345125287
Wolfenstein: The New OrderThat ending sucked
>>345126562
Half Life (1)
>>345126493
naked boy church stories
>>345126493
Bonding of Oosic
>>345126551
>>345126562
FullDeath
>>345126551
woah you posted the same game like 4 seconds before me how tf
HL1
>>345126562
>>345126551
the outsider walks among us
>09:31:16
>09:31:19
>>345126493
Binding of Isaac
Subtlety is key, anon
>>345126608
aa2
>>345126602
Nethack?
you open the game
you close the game
>>345126595
nope
>>345126716
Aye.
>you ride your horse
>the horse limps up 10000 stairs
>>345125154
ToS
>>345126669
was for >>345126551
>God wakes you up
>you pet a cat
>>345126551
>>345126562
>3 milliseconds apart
CONFIRMED
You win a video game tournament
You punch a giant rock to death
>you get shot in the face
>you conquer a wall
you send your satanic boss to jail
you send your satanic boss to jail
>>345124017
BoI?
>You have a fun filled day at the amusement park.
>You're the sole survivor of a funeral.
>>345126613
No, was released a year earlier.
>>345126465
Correct. It just repeats
>>345126854
New Vegas?
>>345126774
Shade of the Giant
>Aliens invade and fuck shit up
>Boss alien gets his shit kicked in by a giant creature
>you wake up
>you share a moment with your girlfriend
>>345126889
>>345126357Hitman Blood Money
>>345126915
Yep
>you have a dream, starts with drowning
>you let go
>you finally get out of bed to visit your father
>you kill him
>>345126854
the two possible outcomes of fleeing mexico to the USNV, of course
>The ending is right there in front of you
>You erase the world, yourself and the only other living entity after finishing the game four times
>>345126994
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>345126974
I need to know what game this is. Usually, the game ends with the girlfriend dying.
>>345126806
Winner!
>eavesdrop on boss
>fart
May be too vague, I will give hints if no one guesses it.
>you shoot down an illegal convoy
>you are killed before anything even happens
>you wake up
>the world returns to normal
>>345127010E.Y.E?
You kill terrorists
You kill some ginger bitch with a God complex
>>345126702
nope
You ride a bus
You kill a giant tentacle vagina monster
>>345127009
>>345126985
God dammit I knew it would be too easy.
>Go for a jog in the forest
>Murder your father
>>345127010
Undertale
You skip off early from work
You finish writing a letter for your mom
>>345123820
postal 2?
>you kill yourself
>you try to convince your friend not to kill a cripple
>>345126974
Stella glow?
Go on an adventure to find your missing daughter.
You were never real the whole time.
>You cross a pumpkin field to get a Bazooka.
>You dig through giant tapes to get another Bazooka.
> send my rear echelons to capture a sector
> watch my army blow the fuck out of their base
>>345124873
I just realized that Arisen would be a Shezzarine of he was in TES.
>>345126823
Super Robot Wars: Original Generation
>>345125072
Second one is Crono Trigger
>You arrive in front of a castle
>You enter the castle
>>345126814
those are seconds idiot
>You walk your dog
>You walk your dog
>A castle gets seiged
>The main characters get shot out of the sky by fighter jets
>>345124602
Conker?
>>345127171
I like yours better. It is symphony of the night.
>>345127002
Surely this is a Castlevania game where Alucard is playable
>You trip and fall
>Become a catalyst to a monster who destroys all that exists
>>345127204
Nier, but it started with looking for meds
>>345127051
Winrar
>You're in a boat
>You become god
>>345127303
damn that hits pretty close to home
>>345127301
Super Mario 64
>stand in front of mirror with your wife
>blow up nuclear reactor
>>345127392
God of War 1
>>345124602
Conker BFD?
>>345127302
You ruined my day, anon.
>>345127436
Fallout
>Walk to dorm
>Robot and bitch become dorm mates
>You walk into a bar
>You shoot the bartender
>>345127124
Could be Bastion depending on what ending you get
>You get invited to a party
>You leave the party with a lady
>>345127436
Fallout 4
>>345127464
>>345127331
Yes
>>345126416
I'm so sorry
>>345127124
Uhhh ALttP?
>You get kicked out of your home to save everyone
>You get kicked out of your home for saving everyone
>>345127505
shit
>>345127010
Undertale
Also, why four and not three? Surely it's normal, pacifist, genocide.
>>345122302
You're overlooking a large grassy field. There's a garage to your left, and a lake to your right
The game crashes
>>345122302
>You get beat up
>Youpresumablyeat your daughter
>Infiltrate Alien space station
>Blow the shit out of the station whilst escaping
>>345127124
Devil may cry 4?
>>345126936
X-com enemy unknow?
>>345126493
The binding of Isaac
Here's mine, its an easy one
>Wake up with hangover
>Become king
>>345122302
>you wake up in a hospital
>you wake up in a hospital
>>345127560
objectively the wrong ending
>>345127317
Ending E, man.
>>345127457
Could be, but it isn't
>type in security code: 666
>nuclear power plant explodes
>>345127586
Really any Zelda game but yeah I was thinking about Link to the Past
>>345127606
Fucking Fallout
>>345126974
I forget the name, but it's the one where you have eldritch tentacles
>>345127332
The hardest thing is coming up with video games I remember the start and end of well enough to try and structure a vague description of around.
And I can't seem to think of any games other than ones that have been recently discussed, like SotN. Fug.
>Head out to fix someone's broken down vehicle
>Your girlfriend bitches about your driving
>>345127710
Yeah.
>>345127671
not x com
>>345127606
fallout
>>345127572
DMC3
>You fall asleep in a cafe
>You consider keeping your hair blonde
>You get stabbed
>You hook up with a girl who thinks she's your daughter (or a girl who actually is your daughter but doesn't know it, depending on the ending)
>Find hidden government base
>Blow it and yourself up
>an ancient evil awakens
>an ancient evil falls back to sleep
>>345127687
are you retarded? that's not how this thread is supposed to work
hatred would be
>you leave your house
>a nuclear power plant explodes
>It's late, you sign a contract
>You go to sleep
>>345127671
Conker
>>345126814
american detected
>>345127793
Shadow Complex??
>>345127625
No, wrong game. Think less everything and more philosophy.
>>345127678
Yes.
>>345127352
Of course.
>you ride a boat into port
>you ride a boat out of port
"You" climb down a hill.
You roll down a hill.In the Alternative ending, you turn yourself off.
>>345127204
shattered memories
though you were real just ashattered memory
>get a letter promising a cake
>you get the cake
>some people try to hustle you on a space station
>No john you are the demons
>>345126254
ace combat
>>345127087
Hints for this:
I described the good ending
You are an escaped slave.
May have made it too easy now.
>>345127813
Persona: The Third
>>345127673
Afraid of Monsters
>>345127851
Nope
>you rock into town with a drug dealer
>you celebrate with friends over destroying metal gear
