will woolie finally win evo
NAH
literally
>>345118614
Maybe he'll stink out the entire venue and win by default.
The real question is how hard will he crash and burn. Will he even get off the ground?
>>345118614
He'll be too busy beating the shit out of gems
What's his rank on SFV?
>>345118614
Even if he does, no one will believe him he's a fucking liar and a waifu killer.
>>345119448
and a pie stealer
did i miss his matches?
>>345119001
He apparently did pretty well that one year after losing to Daigo. Almost got out of pools.
>>345119226
but for real lapis is kind of a cunt.
what does the Woolie hole smell like?
>It's a Woolie is an anime fan who pretends he's a mecha fan thread
>>345119886
They're all shit compared to the best one.
I'm rellay disappointed that they are too stupid to do any side quests. What a waste of a playthrough.
>>345120335
JordanKai is doing a playthrough right now.
You can see the difference between someone who really wants to show everyone Nier, and the SBF who just want to get through Nier as fast as possible so that when Automata comes out they make sure to have SWEET HOT OH MY GOD I GET THAT REFERENCE reactions to please their fans.
>>345120327
>>345120641
It's a shame because I think Pat would be really into it.
but no seriously does anyone know when woolies turn to get blown out is
>>345118976
Does Woolie really smell that bad?
>>345121418
He doesn't wash his dreadlocks, or something.
>>345121860
he mentioned in a podcast he uses baby shampoo on his dreads because it's easier on them
>>345120335
>>345120641
As disappointed as I might be that they're not doing the sidequests for the LP, it's understandable why. They gameplay portion of them is pretty boring, and only the narrative part at the end is worth looking at. So they either cut out the boring fetching, which probably fucks with their recording schedule, or they record the boring fetching which risks the commentary deteriorating over time.
Skipping on the sidequests was just the "safe" choice.
>>345123645
Yeah, of course they should not 100% them. But there are some side quests that need no grinding at all. Did any of the quests for Lighthouse Lady need any? Don't quite remember. But at least for this very infamous quest they could let Liam do some off-screen grinding if there is any.
Also, if they want to have all the weapons they will run out of money soon I fear. At some point they have to do some grinding.
>>345118614
When does he fight?
>>345118614
he only beats on his eceleb friends
>>345123645
>All those games and pieces of content they've skipped over because they're "lp poison" and they're too fucking lazy to actually edit and compile their footage for once in their life
>>345118614
>Woolah
>winning anything
>ever
>pat is instinct
Woolie's not there.
>>345118614
When can I watch his match?
>>345129074
>>345130405
Shit we arent gonna see him choke till sunday at this rate
He's out
Where is Dong Dong Never Die?
I need this to be on stream
>>345131758
Fell at the hands of motherfucking D'Arby the Player.
Woolie isn't even the best fighter game player in the best friends. You think he can win EVO?
>>345131945
is Pat a midget?
>>345132237
5'2
So yes
>>345132309
are you joking right now?
>>345123645
In my mind it's a reason for people who like the LP to go out and get the game.
Everything story-wise is on the table. The rest is in their hands to experience first-hand.
>>345132183
I wanted to see him get wrecked on stream by Daigo
Hopefully to the chant of "REBOOT SUCKS"
>>345132183
I- I just wanted to see the best Best Friend be victorious for once in his sad, miserable life. It isn't fair, man.
>>345120641
That's Matt pushing them to complete LPs to try and boost traffic. You can tell Pat is just doing this to get the story. I'm 100% sure if it was up to Liam, they would have s complete playthrough showing everything.
>>345128708
wew lad
>>345132360
He's 5'2. Woolie is 6'4.
Yet Pat still has a bombshell girlfriend.
was woolie even on a stream? I literally got up for a couple of minutes and came back to a tweet
>>345132537
Best videos of the last year?
Dong Dong Never Die
Gang Beasts
Street Fighter 5 Story Mode
Metal Wolf Chaos
Ride to Hell
>>345120038
>it's a Woolie calls Bojack Horseman or Rick And Morty a "cringe" show episode
>>345133061
Well, they are, senpai.
>>345119998
A beaten dead horse
>>345133473
Bojack sure but Rick and Morty?
>>345132454
>Woolie disappears after his public ridicule at EVO
>years later he re-emerges as the grand patriarch of the nation of Madden Town, and declares war on Grenada for being the source of all his suffering
>>345132537
>bombshell
She has a nice body and a horse face.
>Woolie jumped on the "Part 7 is the best bandwagon"
>He says because "it's a celebration of all things JoJo"
>That's his reason
VEXING
>>345120327
Wow has there been anyone more wrong
Stand back fag lemme show you the best girl
>>345133834
>woolie is a fucking retard
wow what a shocker
>>345133834
He's right about Part 7 being the best at least
>>345133834
Part 7 is the best, but yeah he is an absolute retard.
>>345133834
>mfw I get shit for not likingThe Worldappearing in Part 7
>>345120327
>>345120717
>>345134131
>watching Liberal Brainwash Universe
Fucking grow up already.
>>345132951
X-Com 2 is one of my favorite LPs period.
>>345134496
Inb4 some liberal arts retard cries about your anime image
>>345134496
>uses liberal as an insult
>grow up
lol
>>345134745
that webm is amazing hahaha holy shit
>>345134195
>>345134275
I enjoy Part 7 but his reason for saying it's the best is fucking retarded. It's not a fucking celebration of all things JoJo. It's just a really interesting story. Fuck, the aspect that he likes about The World showing up is one of the less good parts.
>>345119095
I hate how every fan art of TBF doesn't depict them as fat slobs.
>>345118614
Is he at Evo? Is he fighting? LINK!??!
These 2 are really in love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1my1lri6Kkc
>>345134961
And I agree, hence why I called him a retard about it.
>>345134745
>Pat declares a curbstomp symphony
>And then goes Beethoven on their asses
Remember when Pat actually did things well?
>>345134745
He grabbed him by the hair, that was the only part that upset me.
Shit hurts.
>>345134997
Matt couldn't handle it
>>345135105
Wow even I was falling in love with Pat there.
>>345135105
Goddamn I'm addicted to youtube LPers in love. First Dunkey and Leah and now this.
>>345132537
Woolies 6 and a half.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/1paqvc/dat_woolie_ama_aww_yiss/cd0htbr
>>345118614
He can't even play Catherine so no.
>>345118614
As long as he don't behave too tuggish then yes. Anyone know who hosting the bets?
>>345135561
I haven't watched since it was the worst possible paring, how bad is he fucking it up?
https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz/status/754045579123105793 RIP
>>345135431
Is this gonna end like Full Metal Alchemist?
>>345135431
This picture is amazing. It's a combination of that angle Liam's on, to how big that dog is, to how his shirt is too large for him, that makes him look four feet tall.
>>345135758
F
>>345135561
WE ARE JAPANESE YOU GUYS
REMEMBER WE ARE JAPANESE
WE ARE SO JAPANESE
Yeah, Vincent is such a japanese name
>>345135287
It works because it hurts. See the way that dindu stiffened like a scruffed cat?Guys with long hair don't win fights.
What are the absolute essential playthroughs to watch?
>>345134131
She is the worst thing ever.
>>345135943
survival horror games
shitstorm
david cage games
>>345135943
Barkley is pretty hype. Deadly Premonition. The new Street Figher 5 story. D4 as well
>>345133317
that was a good series but it brewed a lot of toxicity because they clearly didn't care for nor wanted a lot of the shit they received and it was causing physical issues they couldn't deal with
>>345135105
>9:27
I fucking died!
>>345135691
He is so bad. He is taking the simplest and easiest puzzles, overthinking them, and fucking them up. They just got past the first boss and his technique (or lack thereof) is basically just push and pull randomly until it works. He couldn't even beat the first level of the Rapunzel game.
It's completely infuriating.
>>345128708
How does that motherfucker do it?
>>345136086
I've already watched the Sadness Trilogy, both the Downcomings, Man vs. Wild, MK9 and Eternal Darkness. And all the Shitstorms. What else?
>>345135881
Yeah, you know. Vincent, Catherine, Katherine, Jonny, Toby, Erica, and so on. Very Japanese.
>>345136267
>He couldn't even beat the first level of the Rapunzel game.
I can't even begin to comprehend.
>>345136250
>ricky gervais .gif
>I died!
If only you had, Redditor.
>no KOF at evo
>>345136402
re2 is a good one
>>345136267
(phlegmy cough)
Woolie can't even make it out of pools without going 0-2 in a tournament of Canadian literal whos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFC1IePOksg&
where were you when liam got arrested for starting the waifu wars
>>345120876
He seems to be getting really into it and has been since they got to Facade.
My biggest complaint about the LP isn't even them skipping side quests but rather Pat being clueless about the combat and magic even with Liam constantly nudging him like "You can use other magic" or "you can block the orbs". I think I've seen him block in general all of like 3 times.
>>345135881
>>345136406
I haven't watched the playthrough, but you guys know the plot only works in a Japanese context right?
Or are you unaware of overpopulation being a real thing?
Yes, the game takes place in America with American characters.
>>345136086
Metal Wolf Chaos
Yakuza 4
Ride to Hell
But ultimately Deadly Premonition a best. A BEST!!!
Why is Matt such a terrible person in every way imaginable.
Why does he force himself into every LP on the channel for the past 6 months.
Why is he so god damn unfunny.
>>345136402
Resident evil playthroughs are good and so are some of the brawls
>>345135105
Pat is essentially the Canadian George Costanza.
I like Pat mostly because he still gives a shit about stuff like the Shining series and Xenogears
>>345132468
Of course he would, just look at the LPs he's passionate about that they did.
>>345136580
>pat still doesn't understand you can just attack the orbs
/r/ing the video of matt getting all pissy during the first rustlemania
>>345136573
Say what you will about Liam, but at least he doesn't participate in dumb waifu wars bullshit. His response to everything involving Persona 4 is "I played it in 2009, it was good"
He plays so many damn games, it's crazy. I don't know how he affords it
>>345136646
I legitimately like Matt and think he's funny. He shouldn't be on every LP though, especially on the series that he isn't really a fan of
>>345136695
if he likes xenogears so much why is he so short?
>>345137025
He can be good for one-offs
>>345136581
I think cheating on one's girlfriend, being terrified of marriage and possible pregancy is pretty global.
>>345132183
>Woolie isn't even the best fighter game player in the best friends
Nah
>Woolie
>Kind of has fundamentals
>Doesn't practice
>Doesn't play smart
>Can actually hit combos and capitalise on obvious situations
>Pat
>Has a vague semblance of fundamentals but does not apply them properly
>Can make good reads
>Can't hit combos, often chokes in obvious situations
>Liam
>Has decent fundamentals
>Doesn't really give a shit
>Prone to just doing random shit and seeing what happens
>Doesn't hit combos but doesn't bother trying to find them
>Matt
>Masher tier
>Will literally super as soon as he gets it and abuse invincible moves
>>345135105
that is adorable
>that Umbrella Corps video
I've never heard Pat sound so dissapointed
>>345136581
>Japan is overpopulated
Are you retarded?
>>345137156
That's not what the game is about though. Have you never played it?
>>345137357
>Are you retarded?
No, but you clearly are since that's the exact opposite of what I was saying.
>>345136646
XCOM2 and NBA were a glorious look at what the channel would be like if Matt was gone.
>>345135105
He is right though!
If you are going to ruin a perfectely good sandwich you just forfeited your right to live.
>>345136940
But waifu war bullshit is entertaining.
Can we talk about the telltale minecraft lp?
No lp will ever come close, it was the greatest
>>345137342
Hopefully after Nier we get a Pat and Liam Operation Raccoon City LP.
>>345137810
>that fucking porkchop
>>345137780
Not after 7 years brah
>>345137810
I don't think I've ever heard anyone give as little fucks as Pat and Woolie in that series.
It's a real shame they've tried to bury it after only recording 1/5 of the game.
>>345137509
>The plot only works in a Japanese context!
>Because overpopulation!
>You misconstrued what I meant somehow
Shut up idiot
>>345133834
7 > 8 so far > 6 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 5 > 1
>>345138051
Pretty sure they're waiting for the rest of the DLC to come out so they can LP all of it
>>345118976
It's Evo.
Woolie stink is only one ingredient in the stench that is the EVO crowd.
>>345137810
>No lp will ever come close, it was the greatest
Deadly Premonition is the greatest LP they've ever done.
>>345138091
I don't even understand anymore, are you still stupidly not understanding something that you already know or are you just bitching about your original failure?
>>345138192
There's DLC?
since we're having this thread does anyone know what was up with that story a while ago about woolie and pat's girlfriend?
Was it verified, or was it all bogus?
>>345137810
>Pat and Woolie giving two fucks about the game and trying to break it
>Woolie slowly dwelling into madness later on
>>345138424
I vaguely remember them saying they were waiting for the rest of the episodes to come out before they played the rest like they did with Walking Dead S2 so I looked it up on Wikipedia, and it indeed shows that episodes 6-8 are DLC. Episode 6 released 1 month ago
>>345136150
I really liked the MGS5 playthrough just for the dropping a box on Quiet and the Hamburgers tapes alone
>>345138287
>you guys know the plot only works in a Japanese context right?
>Or are you unaware of overpopulation being a real thing?
Your statement boils down to:
>This game only works in a Japanese context. Saying otherwise suggests a lack of understanding that overpopulation is an issue.
Now, tell me what else you could've POSSIBLY meant with this.
>>345138618
The plot only works from a Japanese perspective unless you're unaware that overpopulation is a real problem.
If you don't understand that overpopulation exists then Catherine can make sense outside Japan,
The game's plot doesn't work outside of Japan because overpopulation exists outside Japan.
How the fuck are you having such a hard time with this?
>>345137810
Pat's incompetence in XCOM 2 is probably my favorite LP of the year. He just kept fucking up at every opportunity.
>>345138554
>I really liked the MGS5 playthrough just for the dropping a box on Quiet
Why? I thought of that on my own, first try. Should I be streaming my video games?
>>345132951
Chasing Dead is fucking gold.
>Catherine is about overpopulation
What the fuck, I've never heard this before. I just thought it was about LOL CHEAT OR NOT TO CHEAT, FREEDOM OR STABILITY choices.
>yfw Woolie's mom was a literal prostitute and he lived in a ghetto
>>345139083
The guy's a nut, just ignore him.
>>345139083
No one said Catherine is about overpopulation, jesus fuck.
They said the story of Catherine doesn't fucking work outside Japan because overpopulation is a thing outside of Japan. IT'S THE LITERAL OPPOSITE.
And clearly you haven't played it, which I'm not insulting you for, but you'd understand if you had.
>>345139157
Didn't know Grenada was a ghetto
>>345139254
>get BTFO because you lack basic reading skills
>uh-uh he's a nut saying the thing he said the opposite of!
Epic.
>>345139256
You are right, I didnt. But seemingly like some others in this thread, I dont see how the game's premise somehow stops working because overpopulation is a thing.
>>345139403
>I dont see how the game's premise somehow stops working because overpopulation is a thing.
Do you want me to spoil the game so it makes sense?
>>345139257
His house was raided by a man with a cutlass, he doesn't have a dad, he doesn't speak to most of his family, and Christmas is the one time they see each other, and it always turns into a fight. That's ghetto as shit dawg.
Besides Grenada is basically a floating Harlem.
>>345131945
Oh god Pat has the worst proportions.
>>345139470
I already have been spoiled of it ages ago, so go ahead.
>>345139476
That's just Black.
>>345139524
The dreams are happening to kill men who are getting older without committing to a relationship and having children. Whatever godly force is doing this because this is an epidemic and causing a population decrease, ergo this only fucking works in Japan because the rest of the world isn't suffering this problem and in a lot of places either has or will soon have the exact opposite issue; overpopulation.
>>345139628
His mother was also a LITERAL whore who bribed him and his siblings with chocolate, so frequently that he now can't stomach chocolate.
>>345134496
>watching anime
Why don't you like yourself anon? You know no one will ever love you if you watch that crap.
>>345134740
>>345139818
Samefag, or only posting as to appear so.
>>345132468
How do we get rid of Matt?
>>345139784
But they are still deaths and the main character is affected by those dreams. Imagine if they suddenly changed Vincent's nationality, he wouldnt just suddenly go "Oh its fine that I die by this, since we are suffering from overpopulation.". Stories dont always have to be about global scale.
>>345139491
>>345139902
Here's my (you)
And there's a (you) for you as well
is montreal a cool place to live or is it just shit like all the big cities in the US? I kinda wanna live there how much shit i hear about it on the podcast
>>345140121
But which one is the better marshmallow man?
>>345140018
You're misunderstanding me. The dreams are happening because God or whatever is doing this to stop the population decrease, this is a Japanese only issue, the story was written from a Japanese perspective and makes sense from it, but it wouldn't work if it had been written in X nation because it would be a laughable idea, the written setting of the story is America, but it wouldn't make as much sense from an American perspective.
Why the fuck would the God who holds sway over America decide the population decline, that doesn't exist, is such an issue that he should personally have people who aren't breeding destroyed?
>>345140184
Learn to read.
>>345140491
Make me.
When the hell are they gonna play Nocturne?
I want to see Pat rage at Puzzle Boy for 4 episodes before Liam takes the controls then beats it in like 15 minutes
>>345134745
>gets maced
>pulls up his pants
>>345140363
I mean that no matter the player, they would see the story from the eyes of Vincent, the player self-insert, thus caring about his fate. Nationality of the player doesnt matter as everyone cares about themselves in the end. Because of that, anyone who plays the game can indulge in the story and forget matters like overpopulation, as it is not relevant to them personally and not to Vincent either. So the story works, no matter where the story actually takes place in, as the country it takes place in is very irrelevant in the context of personal struggles that the game represents the game with.
>>345132360
He literally has leprechaun DNA.
>>345136356
He is like, 45% dick.
>>345140676
My immersion was broken when the main villain explained the reason for the dreams so you're actually wrong there.
Luckily the secret ending fixes this anyway, but almost no one has ever gotten it.
>>345140491
I can read perfectly fine and what I said is true. Anime fans will never find love or happiness. No one likes those shows but other ugly anime fans.
>>345136179
To be fair, people WERE sending them shit.
And they kept sending them weapons after they asked repeatedly not to!
>>345118614
Literally who?
>>345133834
>>He says because "it's a celebration of all things JoJo"
He didn't know what else to say without spoiling things.
>>345133627
Woolie needs to sell the rights to the Madden Town story because I would watch the shit out of Madden Town: The Series and I don't think I'm the only one.
>>345140971
But you still got an ending, or endings. That means you were still invested enough to do that even if you are claiming that it should not happen because the problem doesnt exist over here.
>>345133627
What's this Madden Town?
>>345135431
What video is this from?
>>345135943
X-Com 2.
It's one of the most glorious trainwrecks I've ever seen.
>>345141169
I was invested in the game being fun, but the story broke for me at that point so I was no longer immersed.
I never said this was a flaw at any point anyway, I'd argue Catherine is easily one of the best games of last gen.
>>345140607
Dont want to get mace on your dick bro.
>>345141313
It's is the madden family land in Jamaica
>>345135105
aww they are like a completely average couple omg this is so amazing i've never seen a couple before this is so cute and strange!!!
>>345141160
>The trials of Maddentown
>>345141597
If pretty good looking girl and mental, overweight almost dwarf are a completely average couple then I need to gain weight and loose height.
>>345141789
>intentionally misunderstanding
why would you do this
>>345141883
Passes the time.
>>345141313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drX9D2oeqTQ
Please listen to this.
>>345138929
Somehow the shitty audio sync made those first few episodes special
hey guys what do you think about this naughty pic of pats gf?
>>345133556
R&M was funny at first but then it went the existentialist route and disappeared up its own ass.
>>345140121
how did you get this pic of him with his mom? that seems a little private to me...
>>345142106
I saw Woolie near where my pools were this morning. He was literally surrounded by annoying, underage fans. I saw him leave a few hours later. I can't say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if all the attention was annoying him.
>>345134131
Literally one of the worst and most unlikable character I have seen in years on media
Lapis pales in comparison to "Lemme transform into your dead wife to bully you for not wanting to watching tv with me"
>>345134745
>That moment where he realizes they actually will
Beautiful
>>345141313
>SBFC 126: She Almost Stopped Mr. Domino
Around the 1:17:00 mark is when his story begins. Recommend you listen to the whole story because its one of the funniest shit Ive ever heard
>>345142474
One of the bus drivers near where I stay looks almost exactly like a thinner woolie.
>>345142006
>Because he was a templar...
hahahahahaha
>>345136940
Mr contrarian shit tastes good wannabe weeb
will woolie and matt finally fuck off the edge of the earth and leave the channel to the best duo?
>>345142006
Have there been any updates since then? What a fucking story.
does anyone have that picture of paige on that bridge at night
>>345145741
i got ya back, kid
>>345145226
I fucking wish.
>>345140879
He's Scottish, not Irish.
>>345145063
>Liam + anyone
>Best duo
Go to bed Liam. You killed brawls and you actually defended MN9
>>345140881
thats an interesting point, even if its average his dick must look massive
>>345146898
Liam is a necessary evil my dude. He keeps them from just being an echo chamber.
>>345133834
It is the best you pleb.
>>345146409
His first name is Patrick and his last name is Boivin.
He's French Irish
>>345141030
to be double fair, due to the timing of the videos, they probably already had weapons coming during several requests to stop
the only thing I ever wanted to send was to give matt and woolie masks with pat and liam on them
Why are they all obese besides Liam?
>>345147749
Because they are lazy and eat like shit.
Liam is also swelling up pretty visibly.
>>345118614
he will when he gets good at games
>>345147595
But his opinions are somehow worse than the other 3
if he starts to lose the woolie hole will open and millions of horrified animals will storm the venue
>>345134997
dude are you kidding woolie has lost some mad weight from boxing
![bcbb3c3fa8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8XDeXKv.png "bcbb3c3fa8[1].png")
Maybe next year
I hope Matt and Woolie do a video on the search for thuggery
>>345148005
>An army of bees and ants swarm in from every nook and cranny
>They drag him back into the Woolie Hole, stinging and biting him all the way
>His two incredibly sexy bisexual girls are left in the dust
>>345147595
that's not true at all. And he doesn't just pose an opposite view point he will argue semantics until someone else relents. He doesn't know how to let go of an argument even when he's proven factually wrong like when he claimed MGSV would never be on ps3 or 360.
Time and time again liam proves that he gets butthurt over nothing and just likes to whine about the group having different opinions than him.
Saying "come on pay they aren't THAT bad hahaha liiiiiiiike!" isn't really stopping an echo chamber. If anything it's an attempt to make himself seem level headed and smooth.
>>345147749
but woolie does boxing practice twice a month he's in super shape! hahahaha
>>345148660
>woolie swings at a punching bag for like 5 minutes every other week
>he calls it boxing practice
Woolie is so fucking stupid
>>345149863
you know this how?
Do YOU take boxing?
>>345136402
Deadly Premonition is solid gold
>another asia country player will win Evo this year again
I thought woolie already drown in pools thanks to a jew?
>black dsp went 0-2
As expected
>>345148573
>He doesn't know how to let go of an argument even when he's proven factually wrong like when he claimed MGSV would never be on ps3 or 360.
PHANTASY STAR ONLINE 2 IS TOTALLY COMING OUT IN THE WEST THIS YEAR YOU GUYS
Refusing to give Pat his money for that bet is the shittiest thing.
>>345151762
Get that ass banned, you fucking drone ass scrub.
>>345134745
Ive actually had pepper spray before, props to that guy for lasting so long
>>345135105
she kinda has butterface going on
>>345120327
That's not Pearl you stupid shit eating fuck.
>>345151762
Did he even go to evo?
>>345153998
He did. Didn't make it out of pools.
>>345154184
source?
>>345154210
his twitter
>>345134745
>alone
>unarmed
>dares a group of cops to arrest him
>cops blind him with mace
>grab his hair from behind
>only then do they find the "courage" to actually arrest him
Why are cops such pussies?
>>345154262
Neat.
>>345154285
>t. Ty-Quiisha Jackson
>>345146898
that friendcast where he busted pat wide open about mn9 was beautiful
>>345140271
It's pretty alright, it depends where you live, though. Some places are ghetto as fuck and some others are filled with rich people.
>>345135287
I doubt he even felt it after eating that concentrated blast of pepper spray.
The fact that he didn't back down after that is pretty impressive.
