>be playing pokemon go
>meet this cokehead at my park playing as well
>shoot the shit and catch some trashmons
>suddenly snorlax and alakazam appear on the radar
>he says can you give me a ride so we can track it down
>fuck it might as well
>we cruise around and catch it
>drive him back to the park
>"hey dude thanks so much, do you want some "snow"
>only done weed, but might as well (idgaf if it was a trap to get arrested)
>"sure yeah"
>gives me a little baggie
>I find a fast food straw under my seat from all the in n out takeouts I've had
>drive off and start snorting it
>all while cruising around my neighborhood at 2 am really slowly catching shitmons
This game is a fucking marvel.
>>345079393
kys
>dude hard drugs lmao
On the next episode of "Shit that never happened"...
>>345079393
nice man, did you guys fuck too?
>>345079445
Nah man, not yet at least. Loving this fucking game. It's a phenomenon.
>>345079467
It's not impossible or even unlikely, people around here at least just throw hard drugs at each other for free like they watched that one movie about doing good deeds whatever it was called.
do you think these people sit in their bedroom and dream up these scenarios ?
>>345079471
Nope.
>>345079467
>On the next episode of "Shit that never happened"...
Suit yourself man
Go outside some time and meet random people who bond over pokemon. This game is a fucking wonder and anythibg can happen.
Not op but I can testify I was offered a drag of a joint while meeting people on tbis game.
>>345079393
>Loitering
>Tresspassing
>Gang warfare
>Drug trafficking
GO needs to be stopped
>>345079570
I do. I imagine I'm relatively fit and not have a slight gut, getting into a bar fight, and having a one-night stand with the female bartender.
But all I really am in reality is just a JAV-loving, underachieving, pathologically lying hermit who can pass for a normie during the semester.
>implying the story didn't end at the second line where you go scared off by the cokehead
>>345079467
The only thing that people who do drugs love more than doing them is having other people do them together. It's great and you're a faggot.
Driving around high and drunk using your phone...real cool guy
>go to local park
>three pokestops, one gym
>some lady in her 40s is dropping lures on all three
>hang out for a couple hours, nothing interesting but still free XP and candy
>get harassed by skaters half my age on my way out
>walking out to car with earplugs in
>tan, shirtless middle schooler on longboard rolls up to me
>"HEY DUDE I'M TALKING TO YOU"
>what
>"Dude you're playing Pokemon right"
>yes
>he asks me to tell him about it
>realize he's just patronizing me because I'm fat and dumpy
>"You need a game just to get out and exercise?"
>tell him about the 100+ person gathering at town square a few nights ago
>he laughs and skates off
I've been eating burritos and drinking heavily for most of the night. I can't believe I'm 30 and I'm getting bullied by fucking children.
>>345080616
it's a game for kids, what did you expect?
>>345080728
I'm used to adults that know it really doesn't fucking matter, like the crowd I was with a few nights ago. Kids, old people, parents, young people, teenagers, college students.
>it's a game for kids
It's a game for EVERYONE.
>>345080616
You're not 30
You didn't even go outside
dude drugs lmao
I didn't make "Reasons to live" Pepe for this
>>345079393
>normie go
All these fucking /v/irgins mad at OP for doing cacaine and driving fuck your mothers
GJ Ope
>>345083246
Pokemon was always normie
>sitting outside of a coney island which is also a gym
>can't capture it, points keep getting restored too quickly
>suddenly a milf approaches with her two teenage daughters
>"are you -player name-," she asks
>yeh
>stares me in the eye and gets closer
>"this is my gym."
>makes a "slits throat" motion
>walks to the car with her kids, I think they're leaving
>they sit inside and keep buffing the gym
>fug
>suddenly a fat black dude smoking a swisher approaches
>"whaddup pimp"
>looks at my phone
>"ah shit"
>pulls out his phone, he's yellow too
>"let's do this thing playa"
>he wipes their entire team with a fucking 1500 Koffing
>high five really hard, then hug
>look back at the milf car
>she's glaring at us
>black guy goes "WELCOME TO THE GAME POKEMOM" and walks back inside
>lady drives away
and then I got a patty melt and rice pudding
>Looking for pokemans
>Spot a fox in the suburbs.
That's about it.
>Hanging out in front of the convention center waiting for a few friends to show up
>When we are all present we walk a few blocks to the local movie theater
>See the new ghostbusters (its really terrible, but we had a good time making fun of it. glad we didn't actually spend any money on it)
>Walk back to around the convention center looking for a good place to eat
>We find a good place and sit down
>Laughing a bit to loud and offend soccer moms but whatever
>Go home after people start getting tired
>Don't need a fucking phone game to go outside and have fun
It's hilarious how these basement dwellers who never had friends can't even imagine something like that happening.
OP, you're a dumb frogposter that should kill himself but I believe your story as I can see that happening where I live even tho it's a really small town (4000 people)
You others should also kill yourself for being fucking idiots
Can anyone tell me why I can't pick my Pokemon to attack a gym myself? Does the game decide by CP which ones I can take into a battle?
>>345089490
You can change the pokes, just tap them.
>>345079898
>loitering
>tresspassing
better arrest them
>gang warfare
i don't know where you saw anything about a fight or whatever
