Reall... Are they evento trying?
It is incredible how little to no fucks do these people give as long as they shove more shit down the crowd's mouth.
Really* Even*
Sorry. Fucking phone keyboard. Just watch the old one's box.
>>345069973
I have never seen a faker looking cover
>holy shit it's real
>>345069973
>>345070663
>it's a practical remake of Sanctum of Slime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adpd6KzXwVk&feature=youtu.be&t=16s
>>345070821
>Licensed $60 game
>It's just a horribly bland and mediocre Zombies Ate My Neighbors top-down shooter clone but lacking all the life and charm
>>345070663
It does not even have other text than the developer. It reeks of bullshit.
Also, they maybe were avoiding to mention that this game also doubles as a blu-ray version of the movie... because no one would ever fucking buy it knowing that the notorious piece of dung comes hidden within the game's extras.
>>345070821
Vaporize? Wasn't that what the Ghost Smashers did and they severely fucked up because all destroyed entities merged into a single immortal one?
Not even on this game they can keep shit straight.
>>345071316
Oh yes, the kid's face in the background is one of the greatest photobombs to ever grace my eyes. It just sums up what it would happen to the best of us!
>compsed by grant kirkhope
what the fuck
>>345069973
>first movie game in years and it's based off that bullshit
>>345069973
Oh god I can already hear the shit posting later today!
>>345071316
A rehash of an old property without anything that made the original good? Good on them for emulating the experience of the movie!
>>345072662
>doubles as a blu ray version of the movie
do what? the movie that just came out today?
>>345072786
Fucking really?
I mean he did do Goldeneye, but that's still kind of weird.
>>345073927
Yes, it is among its features.
* The new standalone Ghostbusters video game.
* DLC featuring four classic character suits and a bonus trap based on art from the original film.
* A code for a digital copy of the new Ghostbusters movie to be delivered at a future date.
* Two special dashboard themes, one based on the movie and another inspired by the game.
The movie comes out today in theaters, but they knew it would sell like shit after all the bad feedback, so, they're sticking it in every possible crack they can.
>>345074374
Grant didn't had the largest part on that job: Graeme Norgate asked him to help finish the songs while he was working on Blast Corps.
Graeme Norgate can later be found in games such as Time Splitters alone, where the composed music perfectly compliments GoldenEye/Perfect Dark.
>>345074438
>a bonus trap based on art from the original film.
Slimer in a dress?
>>345074746
They already put him a wig. No surprises here!
>>345070078
That was actually a fun game if you liked the first movie.
Based Phil is on a fucking warpath.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7UyylZZ_k8
>>345069973
Wait, this ISN'T a remastered version of the 2007 game?
>>345076634
Nope, is like a Sanctum of Slime asset flipping and updating instead. Complete with cartoony graphics, constant references to the new movie (and how awesome its team is), bad dialogues, bad jokes, bad puns and poor design choices all around.
Wish it was a remastered version of the GBVG game from before. That was the 3rd movie we never got and it was actually a pretty good game for being based on a movie.
>>345069973
>Activision
>Game based on movie
Found your problem. That'll be $14.95 plus tip.
>>345076851
that's a shame
is the original game even on PC? I might want to give it a try now that I'm watching the original Ghostbusters movie and rediscovering it
>mfw the dickless joke
>>345069973
yeah they even bundled the movie with the game here
>>345070821
>They're still out there making supernatural HERstory
Someone actually wrote this
Someone was paid to say this
Someone actually approved of this
>>345076954
Yes it is
>evento
>>345075456
>Phil is actually competent at reviewing games
Well color me fucking surprised. He's actually good at something.
>>345077016
Jesus christ. The black woman is so fucking annoying. She goes out of her way to say anything that might be male and make it female.
HIStory
HERtory
ForeFATHERS
ForeMOTHERS
jesus christ
>>345070821
>multiculturalism
I wish this meme would finally die.
>>345070078
That was a good game. New game looks like dog shit.The new movie was okay.
>>345077261
It's not going to til liberals get out of power in governments and academia. It is funny to see the rest of the world finally have to deal with the violence and bullshit America has had to deal with for decades because of multiculturalism now though.
I wonder how many faggots are tweeting "#notallmuslims" over this latest crock of shit?
>>345069973
>ACTIVISION
>>345070821
>bullet sponge enemies
Yall niggas do yourself a favor and play this instead.
>>345077691
but its not all muslims.Just the french onesMost are peaceful law abiding citizens. That hate the west in secret and don't act out in public
>>345077927
ghostbusters 2009 by terminal reality is actually really fucking good too
>>345077637
The new movie is literally "girls rule, boys drool, masculinity is toxic, check your privilege." If you liked it you need to fucking kill yourself and if you actually fucking paid to see it you need to kill yourself twice.
>>345078147
>>345077134
He's actually fairly objective when it comes to reviews. It's only when he's playing through games that he becomes a raging autism chimp.