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Why aren't you playing, /v/?
How can a shitty mobile app trigger a whole image board this hard?
>Literally a free meal for having a high level
They fucked up, they should have offered buy 2 pizzas grab one for free.
There's no incentive not to just get free food and jet.
Because I have to walk around to play it.
Free pizza just for playing a game that they get zero benefit from?
Why the fuck?
>>345061001
publicity
>>345060962
The goal is to create a positive consumer experience encouraging them to become repeat customers
capitalism hard at work
>>345061030
What good is publicity if everyone is just going to come in with their phone, get the free pizza and leave.
They should have at least made it buy one get one free.
>>345060846
The game isn't even good. I don't understand why it's so popular.
Because I have Android 4.2 and don't have an internet connection outside of home.
>>345061105
maybe that's the catch
>>345060846
well i know how to get fed for free for a few days
where is this pizzeria?
>>345060846
>Your device is not compatible with this version.
>>345061073
They better have some really fucking delicious pizza.
>>345061105
If it's good pizza, they might come back or tell their friends.
Word of mouth is fucking powerful, just look at early Minecraft and Undertale.
>>345061138
>I don't understand why it's so popular.
Use your head m8. I'm not going to think for you.
>free 10'' pizza for doing literally nothing
That's pretty fucking awesome. If shit like this existed in my city, I would absolutely go there. Unless they write your name down, they have no way of know if you've done it before either.
Fucking Generation Z
>>345060846
What worse is the hot topic sparkle hipsters that won't shut up qbout valor
>tfw no gyroscope so I can't see the mons in rl through my phone like some schizo
Damn LG phone your GPS is garbage too.
>>345060846
Welp if this is real then they completely fucked their business with this. Customers will not only take the free pizza and leave but they'll expect it each time they come in. Then when they aren't given a free pizza they'll get pissy and refuse to come back. Business 101.
>>345061250
They can afford to take a loss on hundreds of pizzas, I'm sure their ingredient cost per pizza isn't very high.
>>345061357
If it makes you feel better, I've turned AR off because it makes catching mons harder.
>>345061357
It's harder to catch with AR on. Don't worry too much.
Windows Phone
>>345060952
it's the most "fun" app ever to have been made, of course v would shit their pants hard
I'd rather play games desu
>younger sister and brother leave for an hour playing this shit
>come back with about three pikachus each
Apparently those are rare?
>>345060846
>free '12 za for a level 21 GO level
I have no idea what that shit means because I don't play this fucking abomination but fuck that is based.
>>345060846
Phone doesn't have enough RAM.
I'll just emulate it when I get home instead.
>Dallas
Figures, texans always do werid shit.
Why the fuck is no one around me doing these insane promotions? Like shit I just hit level 8 and I'd love a free pizza.
Honestly though, I'm fucking amazed how popular this shit is. I went to the park with a friend today to look for pokemon and there were so many fucking people there doing the exact same
Because I'm not a business owner
>>345061504
It means you've been playing all week and wasting your gas driving everywhere looking for pokemon.
>>345061357
>See the mons
>there are still people on /v/ who think this is a competitive game and not a social game
Not my fault you're too autistic to understand the appeal
Because my phone is shit and on an old version of android.
>>345061520
I'm not playing because I think it's dumb, but I'm glad everyone else is having fun.
>>345060846
>mobile gaming
I own a Windows Phone, because it's the only Smartphone I know of that isn't Apple or Google.
>>345061571
>I went to the park with a friend today to look for pokemon and there were so many fucking people there doing the exact same
My city is so odd. It's absolutely empty in the burbs, but downtown it is nonstop people catching mons. Then again the gym and pokestop density in the suburbs is terrible, they're so goddamn far apart and downtown you're always in range of at least 1 pokestop if not 2.
>>345061520
>dat assumption
I can't say projection because i can hardly call it that
>>345060846
It's really really boring. Let me know when they add battles and trading.
>>345060846
>Free 8'' Pizza
Bruh
>>345060846
I'm trying to play but the fucking app freezes every two minutes
>>345061660
>social game
We call those sports, faggot.
Put down your phone and play ball.
>original pokemon games are out
>girls make fun of guys who play because it's nerdy
>pokemon go comes out
>girls never shut the fuck up about it
>tweet shit all the time
>"I'm just tryna catch pokemon"
>"pokemon go is seriously an addiction"
>"no I'm not taking a picture of you I'm just catching pokemon"
I don't like this. They're literally saying "hey look at me! I play pokemon too! look at me hey!"
>church steeple near my house is pokestop
>walk over
>see a bunch of kids standing around with their phones out
>get super self-aware and realize I probably look like a child molester
>turn around
>go home
>still out of pokeballs
>>345061545
Its not the same
That won't give you the feeling if a parasect (which is huge as fuck apparently) popping out of the neighbors grass then running away before you can throw a second ball
I'm enjoying it, maybe not so much as a game but more as something to help me get fit. I've already lost weight playing it. Besides, it's not about the gameplay, it's about the fun of battling real world gyms and fighting over real world resources.
And yeah, it's fun.
Fucking hell, everyday I realize more that you guys are just /a/ but for video games.
It's funny because /a/ seems to think you guys are cancer and worse than them or some shit, but in reality it's almost the same fucking board, except you guys don't lose your shit about crossboarders as much.
Seems all of 4chan hates fun, which probably explains why your lives are as shitty as you claim.
>>345061834
Did your mommy not hug you when you were growing up or something? You have issues.
>>345061597
I don't play it though but I do have a friend who has who plays it and he says you can turn on location something something in the developer options on your phone and sit at home catching pokemans for anywhere while sitting on your ass "instead of running around like a crackhead looking for a house to rob". His words
>>345061854
I haven't found a single adult playing this fucking game and I've been at it 2 days.
>>345060846
Because no one has given me a reason to play it. I downloaded it caught a couple pokemon, flung a pokestop around for a little, but is the endgame just collecting them all? What purpose to gyms serve but to tell folks which color had the biggest circlejerk. I guess it's for those people who grew up wanting real pokemon. Honestly it's a 5/10 app at best.
Though I can understand using it to get fit. Whatever helps motivate people to improve themselves even if it turns them into zombies.
>>345061873
>Seems all of 4chan hates fun
The number of television shows and films that /tv/ genuinely adores might surprise you. Start a thread about Nathan For You if you want an example.
>>345061831
Yeah but you can't play open world football with every single person in the country as your opponent or team mate.
>work in a factory
>dangerous chemicals everywhere
>can't have electronics on site because a spark in the wrong place can set the whole factory ablaze
>people are hopping the security fences to catch Pokemon
>>345061001
>>345060962
i get the feeling they may have underestimated how many people will be way past Lv5.
>>345060846
because im not a genwunner or a normal
>>345061854
JUST DO IT
>>345061984
Hi
>>345061984
I work in an office park and I see a surprising number of adults 20-35 playing Po Go during lunch hours. Then again there's like 3000 employees in the park between all the businesses, so a couple dozen out of 3000 is still next to nothing.
>>345061864
It wouldn't give that feeling anyway because it's still just shit stuck on a phone screen.
Now if it was some kind of AR headset/glasses, that'd be different.
>>345061991
>Because no one has given me a reason to play it
if you liked Ingress, which lots of people did, and had a similar effect on businesses savvy of it, then it's Pokemon Ingress
>got 2 lucky eggs(they double XP for every action you do within a 30 minute window) a few days ago
>didn't realize until today that evolving pokes gets you 500XP per poke
>could have just activated the eggs and evolved super common pokes for an hour
>probably would have gained like 60,000XP
DON'T WASTE THOSE LUCKY EGGS BOYS! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE!
>>345062032
yeah being level 8 requires you to actively be using the app daily.
Most people who have a 9-5 office job with a commute that involve a subway are mostly fucked for a decent leveling pace unless they go out of their way to make time for the game.
>>345061998
/tv/ is as close as you can get to a nice board that isn't [s4s]. Funposting as it is today pretty much originates with /tv/.
No one even fucking knows what /b/ is doing.
>>345061781
Fuck you queer. I want that 12'' za, I'm downloading PoGO right fucking now and I'll be spoofing my location all night to get the levels I need to get this shit. I know where MFP is and god damnit they have some good pies.
Bitch nigga, do you understand? I'll be feeding my friends the entire weekend with free 'za.
>>345061239
weve been saved;_;
>>345060846
Because I live in canada
>>345061925
Realizing that girls are being extremely attention whorey with pokemon go means I have issues? I mean fuck, I talked to someone earlier today at a pokestop and she was clueless about the game despite "playing it constantly since it came out". It's like people are just playing it because it's popular and there are memes about it.
>>345061414
worked in pizza places before
most at the end of the day have like 10 boxes of left over pizza that gets thrown away.
They know what they're doing.
>>345061105
>Oh hey this free pizza is pretty good, I think I'll come back next week for lunch
>Pizza, better buy a soda to wash it down
>Oh they also have buffalo wings? I'll take an order of that.
You know, basic fucking marketing and business running?
>>345062172
no they are leveling at the intended pace. you NEET
>>345060846
no girlfriend to walk around outside with
>>345061834
same shit happened to video games
>>345062292
Slow down there, DSP.
>>345062172
people are bragging about playing pkmn go from the moment they leave the house to the moment they get home.
>retards bragging about running into traffic or stopping their car in the middle of the road constantly to catch shit on their phone, which they hold up next to the steering wheel
>one fucker even showed off a sticker for the back of their car that said "FREQUENT STOPPER" over a pokeball
people instantly forgot decades of "DON'T DO SHIT WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING" in actual seconds, and on twitter it is considered cute and relateable to post "just did [x retarded dangerous thing] to catch a pokemon teehee!"
>>345062172
>being an adult with a job
>being a child and playing pokemon
Pick one.
>>345062027
ive seen this happen to, some idiot was trying to climb the containment wall of an area one factory i work at has for its hexane processing
great city planning means this factory with its highly explosive hexane processing facility is right next to jet feul storage bins and the hospital, kid could have blown up the whole harbour front if he made it over that 10ft wall
>normalfags literally trespassing because they want to catch cartoon monsters
>normalfags literally more autistic than autists
>mfw it's only a matter of time until one of these retards gets shot for wandering into private property
>>345061741
Iive about 5 blocks away from a little shopping district, and there's like three gyms and a shit ton of pokestops all within walking distance from each other. People are nonstop playing
>>345060846
Because I don't have any other reason to have a smartphone.
>>345062292
Or
>oh hey this free pie is sweet
>think ill tell my friends how based this place is so we can grab pies here after work sometimes
Fuck, they'll make a killing off this. Maybe not right now but later on, people will remember this. MFP might turn into Papa John's.
>>345061854
this, I was close to catching a eevee but saw a little girl go that way with a phone on her hand. Felt too awkward to just follow her and gave up on it.
>>345062190
wait, do they let you pick what type of pie and its tops?
>>345062230
that isnt an excuse it hasnt stopped me
>be a pokemon gokillyourself
>get shot
>get ran over
>fall off a cliff
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>Implying there isn't an autist in every normalfag just waiting to get out
>>345062437
i'm guessing you don't have a real job because a good chunk of people at the office are into this shit.
>>345062538
No idea but I'll ask tomorrow.
>>345062432
>Hundreds of accidents happen every day in the US. Maybe thousands. too lazy to look up stats
>For stupid things like texting, talking on the phone, applying make up, tweeting, facebooking, eating while driving, reading a book, etc.
>Suddenly, a couple accidents caused by a mobile game
>ITS FUCKING MAD MAX OUT THERE AND ITS NINTENDO'S FAULT.
>>345062437
can you try and pull your head out of your ass for one second and realize you're completely out of touch with reality? i mean, i know being disconnected with social norms is what prompts you to post on /v/ in the first place, but try and show a little self-awareness.
>>345062437
Its like the mother lifting the car up from crushing her daughter. The car representing your lack of fun and the mother as in me telling you not to talk to my daughter again who at the same time is the child inside all of us.
>>345062292
>free za at 21
>bring own water
see later fuckers
>>345061239
Mine said that too. I just downloaded the .apk from the internet.
Make sure to not download the possibly infected one going around.
>>345062351
>this feel :(
I'm playing at night on my college campus because there's a shitload of stops and people are constantly dropping lures. I played with 2 friends a couple days ago but they went out of town and now I'm playing alone. I see groups of 3 to 5 friends all over campus throughout the night and quite a few couples and it's pretty depressing. I want friends who are down to catch pokes too.
>>345060846
I can't find anywhere offering free shit like this.
I made it to level 20 easy, gimme a pizza
>having a jewphone tracking device
>>345062515
>>345062292
>>345061105
It also gets people who would have never tried this pizza place over dominos or round table to come in and see whether or not it's a good pizza. Basic fucking economics to bring in new customers
>>345062437
>being an adult with a job
>Come home and shitpost on /v/ instead of playing social game with friends.
Anon-san you're such an adult
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>>345060846
This...cannot be real.
No, please.
>>345060846
i dont play mobile trash just to fit in
>inb4 no friends/you hate fun
>>345060846
>needing to leave the house to play a shitty mobile game
>>345060846
do i have to spend money to play this game and not be absolute shit compared to everyone else
i dont like paying for extra lives or resources when i could just grind a little more or wait a day or 2 for whatever
>>345062751
A local place near me gives out free pizza every Monday anyway, although apparently they just recently stopped http://tylerspizzeriaandbakery.com/
>people keep complaining about walking about groups of people and all that shit
>not just spoofing location and getting all the pokemans your anus can handle while laying your fatness in your bed
I love this shit.
>2016
>going outside at any time while Isis is still knocking about
>>345061073
>get a free thing one time
>have to pay full price forever after
how does that incentivize me to return? I will just go to the next play that has a deal.
>>345062645
Not him, but my job bans all cellphones during work hours. Only time we can have them out if during breaks. If you even have them out briefly just to check the time, if a supervisor sees they can fire you on the spot for it.
>>345062645
>office
>real job
Careful not to break a nail there, you desk sitting, soft skinned pansy
>>345060846
dont own a cell phone
>>345061357
pretty sure we have the same phone. My LG has a garbage GPS that never updates and teleports me around randomly on the map. No gyro either
>>345062883
I never try stuff just to fit in either.
But this app is as close as you get to bringing pokemon to real life. You travel around and search for them all over the place as if it was real. Plus there's the social aspect, which I'm not big on myself.
>>345062292
Youre an idiot
>>345061834
>girls make fun of guys who play because it's nerdy
I've literally never seen this happen. Either they're into it too and play (rare but I've seen it), like it for nostalgic reasons, or are totally indifferent.
Do you guys seriously get bullied by girls for liking one of the most popular game franchises of all time? Just seems unlikely to me.
Its not even out here yet, and im not installing some random .apk i found on the internet.
I DON'T KNOW WHO CREATED POKEMON GO BUT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW WE GET THE TO POKEMON GO TO THE_____
>>345062986
>how does that incentivize me to return?
By having good food
>>345063084
In grade school i was bullied by everyone for playing games and listening to who let the dogs out on repeat
>>345062665
>"m-must defend my shitty life choices and childish behaviour!"
>>345062652
nobody said it was a death-toll contest, smartass.
i never implied it was "mad max out there" and i know it isn't nintendo's fault BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FUCKING MAKE THE APP.
do you know how many fucking PSAs and shit they have done to try and get people NOT to use their phones while driving? and yet idiots are posting as if it is just so precocious that they almost died in a car accident trying to catch a fucking pidgey
police need to get on this shit sooner than later and issue tickets to anyone playing GO in their car in the same manner they'd issue fines for texting
it won't be hard to nail these idiots for it either if they do shit like that "FREQUENT STOPPER" sticker on their window
>>345062774
>he thinks the government cares about his worthless existence
>tfw no free pizza around here
Saw some shitty teens clothing shop advertising pecentage off based on level, felt bad.
>>345063145
Why wouldnt I just go to another place having a deal, insted? If good food trumps a deal then how did the unknown pizza place catch me with a deal in the first place when i didnt know how the food was? Shouldnt I have gone to a place I knew was good and ignored the deal?
>>345062986
>eat thing you would never have eaten if not free
>buy it next time you want pizza because it was good
As long as your product is quality, word of mouth and free trials are excellent.
>>345062190
>calling pizza a za
absolutely kill yourself
Why the fuck is Onix so rare holy shit he's my favorite and I can't find him
Because i'm not a fucking shill manchild who loves Pokemon
Pokemon and Sonic are the literal bronies of /v/ for fucks sakes.
Pokemon is even a bannable offense here for being not /v/ related yet you retards bring your shit here instead of staying in your fucking containment board to talk about your fucking candy crush autist game.
>>345063263
>police need to get on this shit sooner than later and issue tickets to anyone playing GO in their car in the same manner they'd issue fines for texting
They do you donut. Operating an electronic device while driving is illegal in all circumstances. They don't have fucking different levels of fines for what you were doing on your phone.
>>345060846
what the fuck that's a good deal
Hey /v/.
Do you play Pokemon as a Boy or Girl?
>>345063358
>Shouldnt I have gone to a place I knew was good and ignored the deal?
You wouldn't know its good until you went there for the first time.
This tactic gets first time buyers and establishes good will with old timers.
>>345063613
I've always wanted to play as a girl but it took my 11 years to gain the courage to do it.
Feels good.
>>345061073
Also the idea they will bring others there, spread good word, or maybe even buy other shit while they're getting the free stuff.
/v/ doesn't understand this because in /v/'s world, every person is a literal psychopathic narcissist
>>345063613
I play as a girl in most because the boy usually looks stupid as shit. S/M male looks fine though.
>>345063212
What do you know about me, fuckface? You don't know fucking shit about my life or my choices.
I don't even have a phone capable of running the goddamn app and I live in Canada which doesn't even have it anyway.
But you seriously would need your head entirely inside your own asshole to make so many excuses and deflections away from the reality that Pokemon is popular with adults and kids alike.
People in their work offices are all playing it. I know friends in US who have confirmed their workplaces can't stop obsessing about it either. I've heard stories about older people coming up and asking about it after seeing so many people using the app, and then saying they might try it as a result. it's infectious. it's free. it's on devices that damn near every person in the world have.
leave /v/ and take a fucking walk outside. you need to see the world you live in.
>>345063424
I'm grown. Ive been here too long to let some random shithead on /v/ tell me how to talk. Queer.
>>345061834
>girls make fun of guys who play because it's nerdy
Not really, pokemon was a pretty cross-gender phenomenon
>>345063439
Do you know how many cute girls and old friends from high school I've seen down by a local hotspot of mine. There is no reason to be bitter. Even if this is bait, there are people who feel this way.
>suffer from a severe phobia of strangers - so bad I have to take medication for it, and I work from home
>been going out running for about 40 minutes between 2am and 4am to calm my nerves and get in better shape
>I used to encounter someone maybe once every other week
>now I'm encountering literally over a dozen people per day
>all 18-25 year olds playing Po Go
>having constant panic attacks
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME. 2am to 4am IS NOT YOUR FUCKING TIME OF DAY. IT IS THE TIME OF DAY FOR THE ROBOTS, THE DRUNKS, THE DRUG ADDICTS, THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT WORKERS. FUCK OFF NORMIES. I WANT MY FUCKING TWO HOURS BACK YOU FUCKING NORMIE FUCKS.
>>345062172
>Game hasn't came out in my country
>Gyms are owned by lvl 18 fuckers already
This will kill any hype here.
>>345063835
Sounds like a normie thing. Calling a pizza a za.
>>345063857
>Everyone needs to pander to me! And what makes me comfortable. Seeing people triggers my anxiety disorder!
/v/ is literally tumblr for boys. You all use the same logic.
Coffee shop in my city is offering half off coffees to team Mystic players. Has become HQ for team Mystic and apparently their sales have gone through the roof. Constant waves of Po Go players coming in and out.
>>345063857
Two words dummy: location spoofing
Won't catch my old fatass running around with kids thinking I'm a ped
I was just at Tempe beach park, there was literally hundreds of people packed there and this place normally doesn't have a lot of people unless there's an event going on. People were all doing the same thing and random strangers (myself and brother included) would tell other people where to catch certain Pokemon. People were being really social. I also bought an Ash Ketchum hat. It's a good small business venture as well (people were selling $1 water bottles since it's 100°+ right now).
It's fun.
>>345060846
I don't have a smartphone
>>345063439
>pokemon isnt /v/ related
LMAO fucking newfags
>>345063857
Learn to adapt you dense spaz.
>>345063263
>police need to get on this shit sooner than later and issue tickets to anyone playing GO in their car in the same manner they'd issue fines for texting
Are you fucking retarded? What do you think cops do when they see someone playing pokemon go while driving?
>See some asshole texting on their phone while driving
>Pull them over
>Turns out it wasn't texting, just pokemon go
>"I'm so sorry sir, please continue catching them all"
>>345063857
In the hunter-gatherer days, you would have been retroactively aborted for holding back the tribe.
>>345063835
kill yourself dude that's fucking autistic
dont be mad
>>345063358
>Why wouldnt I just go to another place having a deal, insted?
WHAT PLACE? You're literally inventing imagined scenarios to help your argument.
>Ok but what if next week the pizza place burned down? How will they get my money then?
This is your logic.
I have a question,
How is anyone new supposed to train at gyms? I don't stand a chance there with my 1xx CP Pokemon.
>>345063857
holy shit you need to get laid
>>345063358
It's a risk free way to try a new pizza place. If they suck, at least you didn't spend any money. If it's good, you now have a new option when deciding where to eat in the future.
>>345063459
>>345064165
they're obviously not keeping a good eye out for it, since the twitter posts of people playing in their car just keep coming
also i meant people who do obvious pkmn go related things like abruptly stopping and going while driving down roads, having Pkmn Go-related stickers on their car saying "frequent stopper" and etc
>>345064275
You don't.
The game is so broken, it's literally impossible to defeat 3000CP pokemon without buying pokecoins now.
You can basically spam revives and potions until you defeat any gym.
>>345063857
the idea of someone jogging towards me, noticing me playing PoGo at 3 AM, falling over and hyperventilating from just my presence, sobbing, all while I never look up from trying to find that damn eevee, made me spill my drink on my keyboard and now the h key is sticking'
damn you
What is the max level?
>>345064415
>having Pkmn Go-related stickers on their car saying "frequent stopper"
this is a meme
literally nobody is doing this
willfully obstructing traffic is a citable offense in pretty much every state
>this is the team you joined
>>345062850
Holy shit, is Shokugeki no Soma S2 already out? Is it better than S1?
>>345063186
I'm a nerd myself, but dammit, I would had also bullied you.
>>345064004
Truer words have never been spoken today.
>>345064587
fucker's gonna get shot
>>345064584
then why are these faggots posting on twitter instead of rotting in fucking jail, where their shitty driving cant endanger and inconvenience society any more?
>>345064415
TEXTING AND DRIVING LOOKS EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS PLAYING POKEMON GO AND DRIVING RETARD.
>>345062598
I'm not risking my phone to download some apk files which may or may not work
>>345061357
That's me, too, friend. The pain of not being able to screenshot and be the funny one who sends screenshots to the group chat.
>>345064689
They're faking it you stupid shitkid.
i bet you think reality TV is real too
>>345061520
I'm 25, hold a college degree, in a stable career and I still think this shit is awesome. I could never get into the gameboy games because I like to move and this scratches the itch. Although I wish you could do more battling.
>>345064698
texting doesn't require you to stop every 40 meters.
>>345060846
I don't like Pokemon, phone games, or have a phone that can use apps like that.
>>345064685
we can hope
#onelessdegenerate
I would play it if it was a pokemon game, not a screenswiping game.
>>345064689
Because there are 200% more people then there are cops you dingus. How do you expect law enforcement to find EVERY SINGLE instance of someone using their phone while driving? And why are you acting like this only started with pokemon go?
>>345064587
The fuck does GLOMP mean?
>>345064796
Oh, I thought you were arguing because you knew something I didn't, but you're just an ignorant retard who lives in a fantasy land where retards can't possibly be as retarded as they behave, it's totally an act
>>345064067
He doesn't fucking play that shit. He's crying because retards are out in the streets playing during his "muh lonely walk" hours. Fuck...
>>345064804
>texting doesn't require you to stop every 40 meters.
This doesn't happen.
>>345064804
My point is using your phone while driving looks the same no matter what you use the phone for.
If you're complaining about them stopping suddenly in the middle of traffic, that's illegal and if a cop sees they will get a ticket
>>345060846
I'm usually not susceptible to this kind of behaviour but Genwunners, from normies to /vp/ autists, have killed all interest in anything that has to do with gen 1 for me.
It's not like I truly dislike the pokemon from that gen or anything but when my peers get excited about those original 151, while disregarding everything that followed, I can't help and feel disgusted and bored.
May it only be because they grew out of it and have nostalgia now, while I atleast played through every sequel since then besides X/Y.
Aside from all that rambling, there also isn't enough game for me yet.
>phone freezes when mons appear on the map
I live in bumfuck nowhere so there's no pokemons anyway
>>345064924
When you run up to someone, jump at them, and then throw your full body weight on their knees as you "hug" them.
If done correctly, you will destroy their cosplay and break one of their ribs.
>>345064850
>be 30
>running around like a rat in a cage trying to catch all those 'mons
>come furfag comes running up to me speaking his unintelligible babble
>I flip my shit and call him what he is and walk away
>he follow me
>I shoot him, grab that onyx ive been after and call the cops
>>345064275
It's A mobile app through and through so everything is paid to win to have a chance to win
Which is worse, calling pizza "za" or calling it a "pie"? Both are obviously shit only retards say, but which is the most retarded?
>>345064990
>muh genwunners gamorgate
Just kill yourself
>>345065132
how about calling it a 'go za pie?
>>345065132
What about calling it a pizza pie?
>>345061105
If it's a Pokestop, people aren't going to necessarily leave the place that generates Pokemon.
Look who showed up in my driveway
>>345060846
because I don't have google spyware on my phone
>>345064587
>I can't help but run up and GLOMP them =3
I remember this one time I was at an anime convention and some half furry retard tried to GLOMP me randomly. He ran up behind me and threw his arms around me so I grabbed his arm and sort of elbow slammed him into the ground out of reflex. Felt pretty bad about it immediately because he was probably sort of fucked up considering he was a furry. Also that was probably the most violent thing I've ever done to a stranger.
He shouldn't have been glompin' people though.
>>345065232
Your mom always get back at this time?
>>345065132
tomato salad hold da' greens
>>345065006
I live in bumfuck nowhere too. If I want to play the game at all I have to drive 10+ from my house because I live in the rural area outside of town.
I hate it.
>Grown ass men and women chasing virtual creatures with their phones out
>"B-but anon it is FUN and a great way to socialize!"
If you need a fucking children's phone app to socialize, you've already failed.
Do they data mine if you if you sign in through google, or create an account?
Because I never sign in through google on things. I just make an account.
>>345065209
Those are 2 unrelated food items. That's like ordering a cake salad.
>>345061253
Because the general populace are retarded sheep? Thanks. It does make sense now.
>>345065232
I'm jelly
>>345063790
>being that triggered by obvious bait
>>345065301
>>345065132
>Which is worse, calling pizza "za" or calling it a "pie"?
Are you literally autistic? People everywhere call pizza a pie.
>>345065347
No said you had to.
I don't have to go to the bar to socialize either, but its still fun to.
>>345065301
That wasn't funny or clever. Keep trying though
>>345065132
Is this whole 'za thing really not a ruse?
Are people actually saying this?
Give me a r8 lads
>>345065275
Don't feel bad. You can't do that to strangers.
I'd probably say "Sorry for doing that man, but you just don't do that to strangers. You just don't."
>>345065232
Why does a Dragonite take dratini candy to power up?
>>345065373
>Those are 2 unrelated food items.
>never heard someone call a pizza a pie
>>345065457
You've never had delicious go'za before anon? It'll literally change your palette for life.
>>345064514
god I fucking kek'ed so hard I almost passed out from choking on cereal
>>345065398
>people everywhere
Get a load of this retard. I bet you call all soda "Coke" too.
>>345065482
What level are you?
>>345064587
Okay how the fuck do i switch my team because i regret my choice now get me the fuck out of mystic please
>>345065373
what the fuck?
You do realize you order a whole pizza by asking for "a pie", right?
>>345065494
They all take the base evolution candie
>>345065494
Can you read? it says zero
>>345065540
No. No one does that.
Soda is soda
And a whole pizza is a pie.
>>345065551
Not in civilized world you don't.
>>345065457
You know how people shorthand things constantly in text? Like desu and imo and such?
I've heard people say it in real life. It's really stupid. So someone choosing to remove one syllable from pizza doesn't sound that farfetch'd. Pun intended.
>>345064798
Dude, every mainline Pokemon game has been on a handheld. You could use them on long car trips as a kid, or if you had the co-ordination when walking around doing crap. What you are saying is quite redundant.
>>345065651
A whole pizza is a whole pizza. A pizza pie is desert pizza or something.
>>345065529
I don't live in the land of the free so I really never heard someone saying 'za to a pizza.
>>345065646
Do pokemon appear non stop where you live?
I barely can get past lvl 9
>>345065676
This astounds me. what do you say when you order a whole pie?
>>345065651
>No. No one does that.
>Soda is soda
Visit the south sometime.
>can't get my favorite pokemon because they aren't genwun
I hate it, yet I'm still fucking playing.
I just want Politoed, man.
What is it about Mystic that draws furries to it?
What is this free pizza talk about?
>>345065772
That we want a pie.
>>345064798
This. It would be so awesome if you had to battle trainers to level up... the game feels so empty right now.
>>345065651
People from some southern states call most soda coke. I'm from Texas and it's not really the norm, but it's pretty common.
I have a Windows Phone
Go ahead and laugh
>>345065870
Articuno is a particularly gay looking bird.
>>345065765
>Live in NYC
>endless pokestops, gyms, and wild pokemon
It's a really good feel
>>345065676
Actually only the classy and rich people call it a pie. Peasants just call it pizza like the mongoloid wage slaves they are.
Anyway, this Buds for you.
>TFW hearing monkeys argue over the names of things.
Guys, you know how people have different cultures? Yeah, it's like that. The name of one thing might sound stupid in other cultures. The british call "chips" crisps and vice versa for the U.S.
>>345065895
Correct
>tfw just released in the UK
Im gonna go to the two cemeteries near me
I want a Haunter!
>>345065765
Pokemon BARELY spawn in rural areas. I live about 3km from the nearest major city and I rarely see more than 10 pokemon throughout my 10km jog.
In the city I rarely see less than like 7 pokemon in close proximity at all times.
>>345066050
Well, yes, but that's because U.S. is retarded and has no culture.
>>345060846
raising and battling sounds retarded
>>345066050
>It's okay to bastardize words because I am from America
Wew lad
>>345065772
It's a whole pizza. It's fucking nonsensical to use another word for pizza ONLY when ordering the entire thing. Do you order a slice of pizza or a slice of pie?
>>345060846
Because I'm not a fucking kid or pedophile!
http://pastebin.com/s5NrF1Ly
>>345065895
And if you want a piece of a pie, you want a slice.
>>345065870
I'm a huge ERPing homo furfag with a billion different degenerate kinks, and every single person I do ERP shit with is on Mystic.
I have no fucking clue why it's so popular with faggots.
>>345065870
It sounds cool
>>345065951
This is true in all of the south
>>345065946
The game version is 0.29.2, and a beta at that too. It's literally just a hollow frame compared to what's planned.
