>there are people on /v/ right now that let this thing on the Normandy
>>345056096
Chocobot is cute!
CUTE
>>345056096
>She's not in the citadel
The writers knew
>>345056096
Mass Effect 3 was beyond terrible and Diana Allers was just icing on a shit cake. I couldnt even finish it after i got to like the first planet and saw the HORRIBLE cgi they had for the background, looked like some fuckign 90s game. I have never been more dissappointed in a purchase or franchise than ME3. Not even Dead Space 3 was this bad
she can actually bring you a solid amount of resources and troops for the final Readiness Meter. Its like they did that on purpose to make her character important.
>>345056616
>icing on a shit cake
anybody want some strawberries/.
>>345056096
Why wouldnt I?
I throw her in the hold. Never have to worry about her, and every now and then I use her to spread propaganda to help the war effort.
You have to be a fucking idiot not to do it.
>>345056616
Relative to budget and expectations it has to be the worst game ever fucking made..
i'd fuck her hourly tbqh fampai
>>345056812
>to help the war effort.
I was SO hyped finally getting to fight side by side with the rachni after saving the queen way back when and talking to their asari friend.
But I got an increased number in some category instead.
>>345057508
I killed her in the first game so I didnt bother me. But I have a friend who was understandably upset.
>>345057776
Is your friend me because I'm STILL upset and I played it 4 years ago.
>>345056096
During development, who looked at this character model and thought it looked good?
>>345057934
Nah. He would never be able to spend time on /v/
>>345056758
>>345058012
I wonder how Chobot herself feels about it. I mean, they fucked up the modeling on Miranda but she still looks human at least.
>>345056096
Jesus, that can't be an actual model. It looks terrible.
>>345056096
chobot is epic
for the win.
>>345058308
who would frost a cake with their butt
>>345058308
I really hope she brought milk for our cake party
>>345058348
Please bully Down's Snooki to your heart's content. I will permit it.
>>345058383
Oh god, I'm going blind.
>>345056096
Nigga did you see her body? The booty was fine
>>345058484
There's no way in hell someone actually found that attractive. It certainly looks human but for it to be a character that can be romanced with that face is astonishing. Was this game rushed or something? I do remember ME3 getting a lot of shit back when it released. I can't find any other explanation for that abomination. Well, maybe the fact that it was made by western developers.
Fuck off this is a stealth ship
>>345058785
Nah m80 those fucking weirdass pear shaped female bodies in ME3 were terrible.
>>345059023
>Was this game rushed or something?
Very. It had so much potential. But everything about it screams "unfinished".
Despite all the flaws you have to admit that the Multiplayer is amazing.
19 different maps
59 DIFFERENT CLASSES AND ALL UNIQUE
19 different assault rifles
11 different heavy pistols
13 different shotguns
12 different sniper rifles
8 different submachine guns
42 different weapon mods
8 different ammo types
7 different armor bonuses
8 different weapon bonuses
36 different equipment gear
Every single weapon was unique and had a purpose.
>>345059338
pear shaped bodies in generally are awful
hourglass or bust
there are people on this board that played this abomination of a game
>>345059432
N7 Demolisher with Cereberus Harrier customized for max grenades was game breaking if you had a gun line type team.
>>345059432
I bought ME3 from a CD key site just for the MP, it was worth it
>>345059484
Pear shaped can be great if they're not the hideous monstrosities in ME3 with weirdly defined yet skinny upper bodies and fuckhuge hips.
>>345059506
Only game I ever pirated and I still felt ripped off
>>345056096
This looks like it's from a generic avatar chat made in the early 2000s
>>345059506
Even when I've never played a Mass Effect game (well, played some of 1 but I got bored) and obviously I don't really give a shit about the series, I still find the whole "Tali is just a shopped stock photo" one of the most utterly absolutely disgusting things I've seen.
Not spending at least a couple hours to create a model for one of the most popular characters in the franchise is like spitting in the face of all of the fans. How can you have the gall to do that?
Every time I try to replay that repulsive abomination I quit 1/3rd of the way through.
Even modded it...What a fucking waste of time and effort.
>>345056096
Seems like a girl that has a really nasal voice, makes unfunny jokes, laughs like a pig, has a name like Penny or something and is generally disliked.
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>>345060356
>Penny is a bad name
>>345060463
it's trailer trash
>>345056096
Why are female characters created by Western devs always butterfaces?
>>345060505
Stop bullying Gumball's waifu, creep.
I'm not letting the only girl in the universe without a boob job on my ship.
>>345060578
You mean "by murrican devs in last decade"?
>>345060960
>No option to fuck her
>Only her sister
I'm a new vampire dammit! I need to feel human somehow!
>>345058183
I found an article about it.
http://www.giantbomb.com/mass-effect-3/3030-29935/forums/jessica-chobot-not-happy-about-fan-reaction-in-me3-542241/
>>345061476
>I need to feel human
No, you don't, silly fledgling. It only slows you down.
>>345061752
But... but... my humanity score!
>>345061476
Toreador poseur detected
>>345061914
Ventrue my friend. Considering it's weakness was pretty easy to counter I thought it would be best for my first playthrough.
>>345061903
>not choosing some based path of enlightenment
It's like you want to be forever Toreador.
Too bad most of them are kinda hard to implement in vidja, humanity is more straightforward.
>>345056096
What a second wasn't this character modeled after some slutty video game like another felicia "Joe camel" day?
What happened to that cunt?
>>345056096
That's not real thicc
