I just want him fucking back...
>5 hour energy
we should have known, it was a hint, they actually ran out of energy after 5 games
>>345033742
Look forward to PSX.
>broken family
>never knew father
>mom died
>bro goes to hell infront of you after you completely flip your decision for battle and want to save him
>hates demons with a passion deep in his soul and yet never shows it
>still keeps a smile on
God I love Dante. CAPCOM made one the best edgiest character ever without even knowing it.
>>345034218
>That pic
Cute.
>>345033742
Move on with your life, you pathetic shit.
Just replayed dmc3. It's so fucking good.
His shoulders are fucking huge. Like fucking gigantic.
>>345033742
I just want him fucking me.
>>345035179
>not using DMC1 Dante
one job
I just want a game where Uncle Dante slays Witcher 1 levels of pussy.
>>345035503
3 was the one in MvC.
>>345033742
We all do OPEE... well all do
>>345034574
>God I love Dante. CAPCOM made one the best edgiest character ever without even knowing it.
>edgy
Fuck off if you can't describe something without resorting to buzzwords.
>>345035179
>>345036267
I like this considerably more than I should.Besides, Bayonetta canon states that scarf-guy fucked Ammy at some point.
>>345037110
>Besides, Bayonetta canon states that scarf-guy fucked Ammy at some point.
No, it was a joke.
He was taking care of a pet that was named after Ammy. He has a bunch of pets that he looks after. He's just a braggart who likes to pretend like he's hot shit.
There's a bit of concept art or something that confirms it.
>>345037110
but she's a dog.
>>345037434
All the pets were conveniently named after girls in games Kamiya worked on? Are you sure they were just pets?
>>345034574
>"hates demons with a passion deep in his soul and yet never shows it"
>literally keeps a demon around that was made with sole purpose of deceiving him by looking like his mom
>>345037542
>All the pets were conveniently named after girls in games Kamiya worked on?
Yep. That's the joke.
>>345034574
see what made Dante cool was how dorky he was
everyone around him was eye rolling at his goofyness but when it came go time they all knew who the true bad ass was
>>345037542
>>345037536
No, she's a sun goddess that happens to be in wolf-form sometimes.
>>345037798
Fair enough. Though I thought there was actual implied cross-canon between Bayo and DMC, what with Sparda being referenced as one of the demons.
time has come and so have iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>345037981
>Fair enough. Though I thought there was actual implied cross-canon between Bayo and DMC, what with Sparda being referenced as one of the demons.
There IS implied cross-canon on Bayo's side. But then Ammy isn't connected to either franchises canonically, and again, it was just an in-joke. See >>345037967
But Bayonetta does have a lot of nods towards DMC and from Kamiya's point of view, they do possibly take place in the same universe.
In what form, though?
>>345037967
>Trish the cat eating a slice of pizza
>>345038282
Heh, just noticed that. It's the little things.
Also, Ammy's most certainly a puppy right?
>>345038240
Top left better be Vergil's new look after coming back.
>>345038409
Of course, look it up in a higher resolution.
>>345038409
Luka is like 10 feet tall.
Bayo characters have really bizarre proportions in-game. Bayo 2 shows us that Bayonetta is, in fact, 5 foot.
>>345037967
>>345038282
>>345038409
>Claire trying to get her green herbs
>Ammy wants peaches
Heh.
>>345038613
>Silvia with a straight fucking hamburger
>>345038565
Where are you getting that from?
I know it's just the art style, but I never saw their actual heights anywhere.
>>345038112
What's the source for that?
>>345039138
>>345039373
>>345039503
>We never got these
Fuck.
>>345039742
>>345033742
You think you want Dante back but you don't he's a joke he would get laughed out of every single bar if he walked in with his red leather jacket and boots and fingerless gloves
>>345033742
Why? He's just another product of the times who only tries to appeal to teenagers of the early 2000s.
I just finished dmc: devil may cry. I can't believe how much they shit on dante
>>345040025
>>345040131
Hello again Tameme.
>>345040147
What do you mean? I've never played it
>>345040276
The entire game is a middle finger to the original serious. Its like a teenage emo kids wet dream. Dante cusses all the time in an effort to be cool, the joke are uninspired and fall flat all the time, they're plot holes up the ass, the combat feels clunky and the stylish system has been dumbed down to shit. The game made me appreciate the original games way more than before.
I thought Dante was made by nips?
How the hell did the west get their hands on it and make this abomination?
The old Dante was an unbearable twat. The new Dante is an unbearable twat.
They did a good job preserving the integrity of the original character.
And I just wanna die, but life ain't that easy faggot
>>345040783
t. anonymous shitposter
>>345040770
Capcom - Specifically the Conman himself - Was pushing for Western outsourcing on their IPs. NT ended up with DMC, and Capcom stressed them to make Dante as different as possible from the original.
>>345040770
Capcuck outsourced the game to Ninja theory who are based in the UK. They made the entire game with what seems like total creative freedom
>>345040560
Last I checked, Old Dante was the same way, engaging in dumb cliches in an attempt to look cool to the emo kids of the times.
DMC1 Trish best Trish
>>345041214
>this was supposed to appeal to emo kids
How?
>>345041502
Because he's so cool and badass. He doesn't even give a shit if someone breaks his stuff or if he's face to face with a dog demon monster or if dad hits mommy again. He just plays it off because he's soooo cool. And he also likes metal like me!
>>345041678
But that's not what emo means.
>>345042078
I'm not saying he was emo. Never did.
I'm saying that's the crowd he appealed to.
>>345042196
But that makes no sense. The way he acts is like the opposite of how that crowd acts.
>>345040180
What's the joke here
>When you finish DMC3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXQLrkW33f0
>>345037698
But Trish cried, devils never cry.
>>345043810
>>345047161
>>345045157
Disgusting
>we will never get a dad sparda
>>345047161
You know I did the math, Nero was already ten when DMC1 took place.
