>le me playing Pokemon Go on campus
>Go to a starbucks to train my bitchin' Charizard like a boss
>Meet some cute girls wearing the Love Pink clothing brand all huddled together
>They're playing Pokemon Go
>Me Gusta
>Have a Socially Awesome penguin moment as I approach them and bring up how cool Pokemon is
>"OMG yaaassss I feel like I'm 10 years old again"
>[Wanz voice] This is fucking awesome!
>We beat the Gym battle and bae catches Onyx
>She names the Onyx after me
>Before saying goodbye we trade numbers and 3DS friendcodes (fuck yes, she's a gamer too!)
Gentlemen I require maximum brofist because this was a triumph, im making a note here HUGE SUCCESS
>>345023036
Yes you posted this a bunch of times already, good job with your pasta
>>345023036
>(fuck yes, she's a gamer too!)
get out
>>345023036
This is trying so hard that i'm starting to think it's maybe real
Fuck your copy paste bait
I escaped an attempted robbery last night, and I got a Spearow for it
>>345023241
>That's what tipped you off
>>345023036
>[Wanz voice]
What did he mean by this?
>>345023804
is he kill?
>>345023036
The only thing that triggers me about this bait is that these people exist and call themselves "geeks" and "nerds".
>>345023036
Didn't you just post this in that thread where the pink haired feminist chick got mad because some guys wanted to talk to her about pokeman?
Congrats though man. You're just lucky they didn't rant on their blogs about some random guy from /v/ trying to rape them.
>>345025259
I'm actually proud OP had the balls to not drop his spaghetti all over the place. Although it would have been funnier if he did.
>>345025259
Neckbeard is the new term for nerd. Nerd is more of a quirky compliment now.
>>345025430
I genuinely hope Muslims hack you to death.
>>345025784
Not happening, I live in Poland.
>>345025784
How about you backtrack on the archaic insults you fucking meme child newkid.
Reds are shit.
Blue 4 life
>>345025981
Archaic? They still do that.
>>345023036
HOLY KEK
Are there actually people that fail to see the sarcasm in the OP?
Are the anons on this board truly that autistic?
Am i being double rused, and people are just playing along?
Please tell me it's that one.
>be me
>epic geek XD, have 12 pop vinyl figures, read Dorkly comics, watched almost every episode of the Big Bang Theory (BAZINGA!) and played a lot of hardcore Candy Crush
>Hear about this new game with Pokemon in it
>Pokemon's supposed to be nerdy so download it
>You're supposed to go outside to catch the Yu Gi Os
>Go to Starbucks because I always go Starbucks
>Run around with my phone to show people I'm a hip and trendy geek by playing Pokemon, hoping I'll get attention.
>Catch a dog thing
>oh fuck
>Slightly unattractive man is looking at me
>It's a NERD
>The cis-hetero white man could only be planning to rape
>He opens his rape-obsessed mouth
>"Did you just catch that Eevee?"
>Suitably hyperventilate and shake like a madman because the only reason a cis-hetero white man would talk to another person is if he wants to rape them
>Forgot pepper spray
>No dog to fling at him either
>He opens his anti-consent hole again
>Suitably can't hold it in much longer
>"Hey, are you OK? You seem a little-"
>Suitably scream "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!"
>Shit all over the street as a defence mechanism
>Everybody looks at me strangely because the guy is nowhere near me
>Narrowly escape the evil cis-hetero whitey because no n
>Go back to apartment, the only place safe from society's evil oppression
>Write magazine article about harrowing near-rape experience
>White women (probably cis-hetero white men at heart) trying to tell me that I'm "stupid for not wanting to socialize on a social app"
>Don't realize what an epic nerd xD I am
>>345026182
Nice triple ruse
>>345023036
Do you happen to be related to Katie "teh penguin of d00m"?
>>345025015
He'll be fine.
