Teach me how to be like Chris Redfield /v/
be gay
get most of your friends and colleagues killed
Steroid abuse
master the art of punching boulders
Work out and do steroids.
Find yourself a twunk boyfriend like Piers.
Change your attitude into a gruffy type.
There. You are now a bara God.
>>345021710
I'll never understand why Capcom added this. It just felt so random. They could have done something else. It just seems silly to see Chris punch a bunch of boulders. It doesn't help that it's just a button mashing segment. I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see Chris punch boulders.
>>345021243
Beat women
>>345021243
Have kinky sex with Jill.
>>345021243
>Teach me how to be like Chris Redfield
Confused about if you like women or not(Jill/Jessica)
Get all colleagues and follow soldiers killed while your in charge
Take steroids and punch bolders
Become full homo and be in a relationship with your twink subordinate Piers
Go punch some boulders.
why do you think he's gay?
never played any RE after RE5 btw
>>345022858
>Chris
>Having sex with Jill
>sex
>with women
>>345022858
>Implying Chris has any sexual feelings for Jill
x
x
b
a
x+a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5U0U9WyBQs
>>345021243
Pick heavy things up and put them down again a few times a week for a long time
>>345023001
People just trying to make thier shitty fan-fictions real. We all know Chris loves Jill. There is nobody else.
>>345021243
COME ON
>>345022903
It's really similar to Leon
>Teach me how to be like Leon Kennedy
>Confused about if you like women or not (Ashley)
>Get colleagues and fellow soldiers killed while your in charge (Mike, those two spanish police officers)
>Take steroids and run really fast to avoid giant statues
>Only focus on the unobtainable (Ada)
>>345021243
Better yet,why don't you be taught to become like a REAL man OP?
>>345021243
Have men spit in your mouth while you jack off
>>345023001
Because he sees his female partners as good friends, almost sisterly. Basically, he's too professional, so apparently that makes him gay.
But then people are perfectly fine with Leon chasing one girl for his entire adult life.I just don't understand you people.
>>345023316
I don't want to be dead, anon.
>>345022347
It's also the most unrealistic shit in the entire game, and it's filled with zombie parasite monsters. Literally impossible.
>>345023309
Difference is,it is implied Leon and Ada had a romantic tryst sometime during 2-6
Chris,not so much will Jill...maybe with his twink boyfriend Piers though KeK!
>>345023430
What do you mean by you people? I'm a proud BOW and will not have my rights infringed upon. Fucking STARS MEMBER!
>>345023447
>>345023430
You'd chase her too anon,don't lie? Bet that snapper is as tight as a school locker
>>345024139
I prefer Jill myself but Ada can take my D-virus too.
>>345023053
>Implying he didn't fuck both Jill and Sheva at the same time
>>345023309
You forgot to mention that Leon runs away from boulders.
So if he was to have gay sex, he would be bottom while Chris would be top.
>>345024332
>Jill
T O P
A
S
T
E
>>345024382
Sheva just makes me randy baby yeah!
I wish Capcom didn't throw characters away so fast.
>>345022347
I think it was just Chris's adrenaline getting him worked up, he wasn't actually trying to break the boulder with his fists.
>>345024382
>Implying he's man enough to even look at a vagina with his twink ass
>>345024440
Blonde and brunette get me hard. I want blonde Jill playable again, come to think of it she's the only blonde character apart from Sherry.
>>345024557
Makes me randy too anon!
>>345024769
>that neck
>>345021243
Surround yourself with hot women and never fuck them.
>>345024796
Austin? We must have used the time machine again, you stop Capcom from throwing her away and I'll stop them from ruining 7. Judo Chop!
>>345021710
>>345022347
To be fair, that boulder had it coming.
>>345021243
>Fuck Chris
BEST Redfield coming through!
>my face when Jessica throws herself at Chris
>Chris just grabs her shoulders, pushes her away and tells her to focus on the mission
Chris is for pure friendship
>>345025073
Ashley ever come back? We joke about Chris but Leon is even worse about it.
>>345025073
HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO WEIRD LOOKING AND SO SEXY AT THE SAME TIME?
>>345024961
Source please, I need it for school
>>345023569
>implied
no its not. its never even hinted at. stop inserting your fanfics.
>>345023121
Something about how Wesker just falls flat on his fucking face always cracks me up.
>>345024961
Even BETTER anon,I see Ada fever never dies!
>>345021243
Like this.....http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57558efd168ef
>>345025416
Resident Evil:Damnation it was implied,its considered a prequel before RE6
>>345025360
http://img.rule34.xxx/images/1903/7c3bb956a0a8a40b6056f29f1e07137b.webm
>>345021243
just b urself
>>345025274
Leon isn't into younger girls. He wanted to fuck Hunnigan and Ada and probably at least fucked Hunnigan.
>>345025274
I doubt she would. She didn't even show up in 6 despite being the president's daughter, and the president himself got BTFO in that game.
>>345025658
Thanks bro
>>345025605
no it wasn't.
>>345025904
different president
>>345025916
>blue chris
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>345022347
Literally the most fun moment in the entire game right after comboing Wesker's ass. It feels straight out of RE4 and I love it.
>>345025605
You're reading too much into things that never happened.
Chris Redfield peels off his sweaty, musky underwear and throws it into the hamper. He leaves you alone with it. What do you do?
>>345026171
get the fuck out of this thread.
>>345025595
Oh my...
>>345021243
SHEVA! SHEVA! SHEVA!
SHEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>345025274
This will never not be funny
>>345026171
I start the wash, now that we have enough dirty clothes to justify. I'm sure Chris would appreciate it.
>>345025954
>no it wasn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTpHJbcerG0
Sorry for bad quality but here is the proof.
>>345022858
Stop sexualizing Jill
>>345025954
>>345026123
Ada Wong: If they attack the capital, it'll make my job a lot easier. That's all. By the way, when are we going to carry on from where we left off that night?
Leon S. Kennedy: Any time but now.
Ada Wong: You're angry with me, aren't you? Suits you.
[shoots her grapple gun through the hole in the ceiling and leaves]
Ada Wong: Quick word of warning. This town will be purged soon!
Leon S. Kennedy: Women.
>>345026452
NO!
>>345026491
What does the S stand for?
>>345023316
To become like Wesker you must frequent /x/, /fit/ and /d/, and surpass them in both powerlevels and autism.
>>345026595
Scumbag.
>>345024139
No that guy, but i totally would.
>>345026452
They do it themselves with her fat ass with each game.
>>345026423
>that sound quality
Goodbye ears
>>345026595Salazar
>>345026338
Actually kinda kinda hot would fuck.
>>345024686
DELETE THIS
>>345026607
>Thats NOT the best Wesker
She is
<-----------
>>345026771
Excella dressed like a rich guidette otherwise I like her too bad Albert didn't like her either.
>>345025595
I wish morefaggotswould makecgi fanpornlike that. It's so rare.
>>345021243
Here's a start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5MuL2Awb-Q
>>345026879
>>345026423
Out of curiosity, have the CG films been referenced in any games?
>>345025716
Thnks bro, it worked 4 me :)
Cheers!
>>345026879
But she's cosplaying as Piper Wright there.
Don't you like Piper Wright?
>>345026971
Delete this!
>>345026970
Back to >>>/b/ degenerate scum!
>>345026870
That is a way better then what we got. Fuck I wish Capcom would atleast make a coherent narrative, and actually utilize characters from games. Hell Rev1 supporting cast is in limbo and I have no hopes for Alex.
>>345027142
>Sherry you say anon?
Will you be her big bro anon?
>>345027258
I have to replay RE2.
>>345027236
I like the shorter version cause she looks straight out of a JAV.
>>345025595
>you cowards!
thanks m8. not gay, didn't get hard but enjoyed it greatly.
>>345026990
Apart from Claire in REV2 being part of the organization that was introduced in Degeneration nothing I can think of right now.
>>345027210
Bitch looks like she fucks dogs
>>345027210
Moar please?
>>345025320
Whit a hot bodyand being an animu minor
>>345026882
no way, first of all nobody wants to be a girl, second of all, like that other anon said, wesker embodies /x/,/fit/, and /d/ and looks like he lurks because he clearly took advice from the /fa/ meetup thread.
>>345027392
What's wrong with sleeping with dogs
>>345027409
That Claire looks good,but whats your opinion on this one
See >>345025225
>>345027392
you couldn't handle me so sit down and stfu
Post the resident evil lolis
>>345027313
>>345027409
Made in Heaven, fuck I love that jacket but concept art kicks ass. I've never played 1-3 and they're in my backlog but I want to wait til October to play them. Fuck backlogs...
>>345027619
I'm not convinced, show your tits.
>>345027723
you first
>>345027619
tits/time stamp or GFTO
which porn stars would be best suited for playing RE characters in a porn parody?
>>345024139
>Bet that snapper is as tight as a school locker
>whores herself out for jobs
>implying she wasn't bouncing on Johns dick
>implying she didn't sleep with Simmons at one point
>Leon and Sherry work in the same building
>Leon never even said hi
>Leon never met her between RE2 and RE6
>Claire made the time to visit Sherry when she was enduring constant lab tests growing up
Sherry grew up without a father figure. Would you adopt her?
>>345027619
This isn't real but post more or give source anyway.
>>345027619
if youre not in cali i dont care. if so, lets fuck.
>>345027867
DELETE THIS!
>>345027558
I like the RE2 design.
My favorite is the CV version, but there's hardly any fanart of it.
So what are your guys expectations for Resident Evil 7? What do you hope to see? Also, what characters from previous games do you guys think should get a cameo?
>>345027142
>>345027409
>>345027313
god i love the re 1/2 concept art and the felt tip looking style, also that's Elza not Claire
>>345025595
>>345027932
Oh yeah,I'd be her daddy alright!
>>345028090
MADE IN HEAVEN.
>>345026870
looks like a generic jav ol
>>345027976
west sac
>>345028179
HUNK.
>>345028193
It says right there her final design is Claire Redfield.
Stop posting females you bunch of faggots
Post more Chris
>>345028314
long beach, come thru
gimmie source tho, she cute
>>345027932
>William abused her
>Leon abandoned her
Does this mean Sherry is afraid of guys or a huge slut, trying to find any male companionship she can find?
Chris is megagay, I actually would have liked if he and Sheva hooked up.
>>345028314
This isn't real but damn That is a pretty lady.
>>345028179
He's long overdue for a return. Hell, it doesn't even need to be RE7. Make Revelations 3 with him or something.
>>345028389
tf you on about? that character is elza walker from RE1.5, she is(was?) a completely different character from claire
>>345027619
>you couldn't handle me
Every girls who's ever said this is the most boring dead fish in bed
>>345028467
You mean Jill don't you anon, she is his old partner you know! I love Jill even in the shitty live action movies ...
>>345028536
would be nice if rev continued to be their series for otherwise neglected side characters
>>345028675
Yeah Jill, a littler interracial action is fine too
>>345028409
95% of my RE pictures are grills.
>>345028675
>>345028750
Did I hear someone say Jill?
>>345028524
pretty sure i'm real last time i checked. you actually believe you're all dudes on this site?
>>345028674
straight people are so weak To Be Honest, can't wait for y'all to die out
>>345028467
>Chris is megagay
Apart from the fact he isn't
https://youtu.be/CMR6TjqjO_c?t=37s
0:37
>>345028692
Yes Sheva,Barry because only way we ever see him again is in Rev,Billy,and HUNK. What the fuck happened to HUNK dammit?
>>345028845
>cut
>literally someone at Capcom going DELETE THIS!
>>345023001
He doesn't have any interest in the female characters and capcom give him gay stereotype costumes
>>345028841
No but why do you have so many self pictures pretty lady?
>>345028841
show me your tis and i promise i will make an homage to you later.
>>345028842
Keep waiting,we procreate everyday while you just whittle your thumbs in your twink boyfriends asshole wasting your life away.
>>345029034
Because Chris seems to do well with the bara community in Japan. I honestly think those costumes are just jokes.
>>345021243
Have shit taste and never fuck your hot partner Jill
Become a gay
Take steroids
Turn into a gorilla.
>>345021710
Good times.
>>345026882
Literally became the little girl.
Chris is so fucking cool
>>345029396
living the dream
>>345029332
Donkey x Resident Evil when? Throw rocks at Jill because she tries to cure you. Is Mercenaries 3D worth playing on the go? I like Revelations it suprised me but still haven't beaten that final boss.
>>345025225
best version of claire coming through
>>345025605
You fucking retard the "night" she is talking about is when they met in RE4, it was night during the castle section.
>>345029237
>we procreate everyday
breeders are literally this retarded
>>345026491
>when are we going to carry on from where we left off that night?
She is referring to resident evil 4 you idiot, it's night until you kill saddler and she says let's pick up another time.
>>345029751
It was already dawn when they left you dumbass.
>>345028409
sorry
>>345029625
Is that from the movie? I should watch those one day, thank fuck I stopped liking the live action apart from 1-3 they were decent imo wish Alice wasn't the main character because 2 would have been so much better if she didn't literally crash in.
>>345029892
And she left him in the fucking boat you mongoloid.
>>345029896
Tan lines on women turn me on so much for some reason.
>>345029848
he didn't literally mean just him, he meant straights as a whole. and please dont call us breeders, thats rude.
>>345029751
Can you prove it?
>>345029964
yeah, the first animated movie. both are pretty good
>>345029968
And then the met again and the last time they saw each other in RE4 was during the morning.
>>345028841
Post more BOW lady, please.
>>345022347
I really want to say that somewhere in the line they wanted Chris to sacrifice himself for Jill or some shit and maybe he gets injected with the virus so he's super strong or some shit.
No I don't have any citations or sources but there's so much foreshadowing that Chris after losing all his men and Jill would die the martyrs death
>>345030102
you can torrent the game if you are poor, faggot
>>345028409
>>345030173
>Leon and Claire meet again
>exchange 3 lines
>no chemistry
>no banter
Not even asking for a ship. Just some acknowledgement of them being friends.
>>345029625
Sorry anon,THIS Claire will grow on you especially the sniper version of her.
>>345030070
breeder, listen the fuck up, you're a dying breed.
>>345025225
I want a RE game with just Claire n Chris teaming up, best siblings.No not Code shit
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DxD1DXK.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>345030181
>morning
>>345030350
>spidermansuckingdick.gif
dog posting
>>345021243
First step is don't exist.
Kys
CODE VERONICA X FUCKING SUCKED
I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE MY 12 Y/O SELF FINISH lT WITHIN TWO RENTALS WHEN I WAS A HUGE RE FAN
CHRISSSSS
>>345029896
I was going to post that for a second but wasn't 100% sure it's Chris.
>>345030384
>you're a dying breed
Now that I think of it, char interaction in resident evil games is kinda weird.
>>345030406
Yes, morning. Ada literally flies into the sunrise.
>>345023061
>implying Chris has any sexual feelings at all
I think the man was born a eunuch. To resist the temptation of Jill's fine ass he literally can't have any balls.
>>345030454
Leon's a pretty boy even in dog form.
>>345030350
My only problem with REV 2 Claire was that she looked so damn grumpy in all the promotional footage. I don't mind how she looks in game at all. Sniper costume is the best.
>>345030560
Chris is a grade A 100% prime faggot.Who could resist this?
>>345030406
https://youtu.be/8cSBSpY0bQ8?t=1h17m57s
Why do you keep posting scenes before they say goodbye? It was already dawn when Ada took the plaga from Leon.
RE1 jill is still the apex of jill designs
>>345030476
LISTEN UP
JUST
FUCKING
LISTENbreeder
>>345031003
Nope! BSAA all day!
>>345030794
They sucked all the personality out of her in REv2. Same thing happen to Leon from RE4 to 6. I think them being virgins is taking a toll on them.
>>345030523
>I HAVE THIS
>YOU THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING SHOULD TAKE THIS
>YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL SANDWICH
No shit man, I'd love to actually see them in their off time hanging out doing shit.
>Claire over by jukebox listening to Made in Heaven
>Barry letting his kids play with guns
>Chris doing steroids and being an alcoholic
What are the rest of their hobbies I wonder? I think Jill bakes to keep that ass fat.
>>345030560
>>345030808
Chris is the nononsense straight man, the job comes before everything else character of the series.
Where as Leon is the one who cracks jokes, makes one liners and flirts with women.
Apparently if you don't hit on every female you come across during a dangerous BOW mission, you're a raging homesexual in the RE series. I rememeber people being convinced Wesker was gay as well until 6.
>>345031160
honestly just.... no?
>>345031405
>....
Get out
>>345031160
I like all Jill's and she is best period so I can't pick. Revelations actually surprised me with how good it is and Jill is pretty good in that too.
>>345031374
>Apparently if you don't hit on every female you come across during a dangerous BOW mission, you're a raging homesexual
And what, is there no downtime between missions? Staying pent up isn't good for you in the long run. The guy is cruising for a nervous breakdown since he never lets his dick out when he's off duty.
>>345031374
>Believing that bullshit you wrote
Chris is a faggot anon,the sooner you come to grips the better.
>>345031480
....no
>>345031160
Battle suit was always the masterace
>>345027313
I hope there's an Elza costume in the remake.
>>345031374
What was the context behind that scene? She wasn't trying to fuck him in that scene if I recall correctly.
>>345021243
It's pretty simple
1) When confronted with a problem, you have two options
1A) Punch the problem.
1B) If the problem didn't move, try yelling your girlfriends name at it.
Now I know what you are thinking, "I don't have a girlfriend." That's completely fine, just tell everyone she fell out of a window and you can't find her.
Now at this point the problem has either been solved or transformed into a giant monster. When confronted with a giant monster, you have two options
2A) Shoot any part of it that looks orange or has a face
2B) If the monster problem persists, attempt crossing any large body of water/lava near by
After you cross the water or lava, the monster will need time to chase after you. Use this vital time to flash back to your potentially dead window fallen gf. After the monster has crossed the liquid, and you have convinced everyone including yourself that your girlfriend is definitely real and very alive, the monster will now reveal his true weak point. Hit the weak point with a giant crane.
Now that you have solved the monster problem on the outside, develop a new inner monster problem in the form of extreme alcoholism. Finding a girlfriend is now optional but can be replaced with a small foreigner boy you can beat up.
>>345031673
Anon please!
>>345030470
I feel like Wesker really enjoyed to scream out "CHRISSSS". He won't give a shit about Jill or Sheva, but with Chris, he'd scream out his lungs just to say his name.
>>345031673
>>345031673
>Blonde Jill
NO
>>345031374
>Chris is the nononsense straight man
>>345022858
>Implying Chris isn't a virgin
>>345031829
Jill is best period so I'm fine with it.
>>345021710
After RE1 Chris vowed that he would never run from a Boulder again.
>>345032019
>Jill is best period
You aint never lie anon
>>345032117
What does that look like in REmake?
Speaking of Jill, I just started playing this. It took me 3 days to beat nemesis both times he shows up at the police station because I'm trying to get a good rank and I didn't save until I got the Eagle handgun. How far am I, and does nemesis get any easier with better weapons?
>>345032259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3eQhNv74UQ
>>345032293
Just wait until Alice shows up and saves the day.
>>345031123I'm not straight
Faggot
Become a park ranger looking motherfucker.
Then ignore your sister until she gets in trouble looking for you.
Then save her.
Then work out a while bunch.
It helps if you're as bland as possible throughout all this.
>>345032773
True he's the only one I can recall with no personality. I actually want to know what the characters do for hobbies though.
>>345032293
I'm pretty sure your rank doesn't mean shit in 3 since you buy all the NG+ weapons in Mercenaries mode
>>345030465
I haven't played either the original or X.
What's wrong with it?
>>345031575
that was kinda the point of his arc in re6, he made his whole life the mission
>>345031643
And yet you don't have a single source or anything canon to back that statement up. Back to your fanfics faggot
>>345032773
When it comes to personality Chris sure is low on the list. I still like him tho.
I would say it would probably go Barry > RE4 Leon > RE2 Claire > then the rest.
>>345030560
>not wanting to fuck a coworker
I know the joke is that /v/ is full of good boy NEETs but come on.
>>345033492
>muh heteronormality
how about you fuck off since you can't present any definitive proof that chris is straight?
>>345034042
He fucked my boypussy once. 100% straight.
>>345034042
>muh gender/sexuality dysfunction
>>345031231
I haven't played any of the earlier Claire games, but I thought she had personality in REV2.
>>345023001
>Barry: married with kids
>Wesker: fucked some random lady in Eastern Europe and popped out a kid
>Leon: flirts with almost every woman he comes across, went further in regards to Ada and Angela
>Chris
>functionally asexual, only thinks of Jill as close but ultimately just a friend and professional companion, doesn't even humor the advances of other women flirting with him
While there's really nothing to say he's gay, Capcom hasn't been afraid to humor it, especially with Piers and Claire's letters in Revelations 2 where they're outright exchanging pictures of Chris.
>>345035605
Confirmed fake years ago.
>>345035730
I would also have said the typo should've given it away, but then again, I have Resident Evil Revelaitons for the 3DS.
>>345035681
Sienna still got it otherwise abort those movies after extinction. Fuck Alice...
>>345036163
Isn't that just the case or is it in-game title screen too?
>>345036519
Sure, but I mean, the fucking case.
>>345027392
yes, and?
>>345035681
Chris only cares about one girl. His true love.
>CTRL+F
>No Sikshadow vids
Good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umdPd-jvmFI
>>345024139
>>345024505
>>345024606
>>345024686
GVIE ME THE TOPPINGS ANON
