Kirby has just swallowed you!
What does Kirby become?
Obsessive compulsive
Kirby remains the same, because he's already hollow on the inside
Antisemite.
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india
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a furry
depressed alcoholic
socially awkward
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a faggot
obligatory "crippling depression"
A homosexual
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Depressed
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A girl gamer!
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A cute girl
A disgusting fat piece of shit
So nothing changes I guess.
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ADHD Kirby
>>345002932
He doesn't gain any power because I'm just a level filler npc with no powers
Depression
A guy with crippling depression.
Aware that his existence is merely an idea put into pixels, his life is nothing but a game, and that even if it weren't his impact is so miniscule that it has no bearing on the course of history, death is inevitable, and someday he will be forgotten. This knowledge would force Kirby to either continue onward towards a meaningless goal, or abandon everything. Either way it is the same.
Also, I'm pretty good at Jenga, so Kirby would become pretty good at Jenga also.
The strongest entity known to man
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fap addict kirby
He gets general anxiety disorder, ADD, and severe depression.
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A failure, kirby would immediately lose life and be unable to use any other power until he enters a new room
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enlightened
a faggot
A fat pink asshole that's only joy in life comes from eating
A homo
It's ok though
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Lonely.
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Ariel Winter?
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Suicidal, pathetic waste of skin who deserves to be put down for his cowardice and lazyness.
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He gets a vore fetish and goes on an eating spree.
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female
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Awwww boo hoo, why don't you try and make something of yourselves if your so unhappy? Or better yet just kill yourselves now you annoying pieces of shit.
A dude with a six pack and a huge dong who just goes around smashing pussy all day
Straight.
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A chronic masturbator. He blasts enemies with cum.
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Um its not like they were begging for attention, thats just the point of the threadyou fucking cunt
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Lazy
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A failure
A violent neo nazi.
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Depressed
>>345005732
Try not to let my post trigger your meme mental disorder. Go cry somewhere else.
Literally me
>>345005574
If he swallowed you I bet he'd want to kill himself.
An engineer.
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Are we literally twins lost at birth or something?
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Nothing. Much like a Waddle Dee I don't have a copyable ability.
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Why do engineers always need to tell everyone about their meme career path? You guys are as bad as vegans and crossfitters
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A pretty bored loser who cheats on his wife with strangers he meets on the internet and plays video games all day.
He'll want to try new things but fail at most of them. Soon he'll start realizing that everything he does doesn't really matter at all and that he might as well make the best out of his existence by doing the small things that make him happy.
He'll not have any particularly special powers or be very noticeable. He'll stay at his house all day until he gets old and dies with a vidya controller in his hand.
Australian
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>getting this buttblasted
Nigga he literally just stated his career.
At least it better than hearing MUH DEPRESSION! fags
>>345005574
I was just trying to be edgy, Anon.
>>345005574
can't really take your advice, I failed suicide 3 times
A nigger
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A man who always tries to do his best, until one day he realized he began to measure his success by the pile of destruction around him.
>Not taking a bullet to the head
Get gud
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>I failed suicide 3 times
Kill yourself
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Here this should help
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careful with that edge, anon-kun
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(you)
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* and amassed a vast collection of fedoras
A SCAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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al bundy
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he always looks like when he sucks something up but doesn't swallow or spit it out
A sprite and pixel artist!
A fat PC gamer
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neet kirby
An Insomniac
>>345005574
>You get swallowed by kirby
>Kirby turns into american boxart kirby
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I wonder what it would feel like to be sucked up by him haha
Probably would be funny, do you think there are any pictures of this haha
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Severe depression, bipolar mood swings, and a burning hate to all around him.
Fuck this world. If Hell exists, you deserve it.
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If Kirby swallowed you, he'd become 100% dick.
He will become Kirby because I am Kirby as well.
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A wizard.
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whoa clam down there young adult
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>Rika friendzoned herself
>2nd best girl won
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>2nd best girl won
No one won. The ending was typical harem trash where MC doesn't want want to make a decision or just wants to be friends.
>>345006170
It's the triforce of bragging. A vegan engineer who goes to crossfit competitions on Saturdays.
A fatter kirby.
Gets darker pink freckles and has an abnormal tendency to produce static electricity.
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Engineer here, for me "engineer" really is the most fitting description of me. I wear brightly colored jogging shoes, I genuinely care about the nuances of functional programming languages, and building things is literally what I do and think about 80% of my time.
God put me on earth to build shit which is a good thing because I wouldn't get far in life based on looks or charisma...
Graphic Designer.
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>wouldn't get by on looks or charisma
Probably because you're an engineer. Rarely have I ever met an engineer that wasn't a pain in the ass to deal with on every level of life.
a muslim
>>345013226
I don't usually see many christian engineers
