Hey! Catch me later I'll buy you a beer!
My favourite game is Haafu-Raifu (Half-Life for you gaijins).
YABBA! MY ICING!
STAHP! NOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_2cd2g5t4w
GrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRuuuuuuurhhhhhhh......
RRHRORORHORORORHRRRHORORRRHORROHRRRHRORRHOROHRRHORORORr
This guy is fucking trash, though he does have some valid points....still a fucking idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpCv12q6fFI
>>344994723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5SaYHvizGU
WEEEECK
D'AAAAH
WHEEEECK
NO!
FWWK FWWK FWWK FWWK FWWK
>>344995183
this guy is way worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv7eZ6M3Jow
Go on through, sir. Looks like you're in the barrel today.
>>344995451
BWWWWOOOOOEEE
>>344995064
fuck. spoiler that shit
>>344995594
>BWOOOOOOOO WOOOOO A-WOOOO
>>344995670
If I take off that HEV suit, will you die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq6F47Cb9_M
>>344995757
I'll have no HUD
>>344994675
Why was he wearing body armor?
Opinion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8
>>344995870
What did he mean by this?
>>344995670
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>344995497
>Gligar13
Holy shit this guy still makes videos?
Bark.
>>344995183
>>344995497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_eE0GMAXh8
It wasn't meant to do this in the first place...
>>344994675
>tfw somehow missed that part
>didn't know what the fuck he meant when I met him in hl2
They're waiting for you, Gordon, in the test chamberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Daily reminder that the HD Pack makes everything look good.
Is Half life decay worth playing?
[smelling the ashes intensifies]
You.Do.Not.Have.Access.To.This.Facility
I'm seeing predictable phaser rays.....
>>344994794
YOUR icing?
Pick up that can.
>>344996837
Gordon, we cannot predict how long the system will operate at this level nor
for how long the reading will take place...please work as quickly as you can
No, stay back! GOOOORDOOOON!
Gordon, you're alive! Thank God for that hazard suit. I'm afraid to move him, and all our phones are out. Please, get to the surface as soon as you can, and let someone know we're stranded down here. You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners. I'm sure the rest of the science team will gladly help you.
>>344994675
I swear if barney doesn't finally give that beer in HL3
>>344996752
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit.
>>344995064
Did you see it? They said it was hauled from the Challenger Deep, but I'm positive that beast never swam in terrestrial waters until a week ago. There's a tranquilizer gun in the shark cage, but I'm not sure it would work on this species. You're welcome to try.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSKWKZFdrU
>>344997194
Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice. I will take the liberty of choosing for you.
>>344995915
>Gordon Freeman!
>Gordon Freeman!
>Gordon Freeman?
>Gordon Freeman!
>Hi, ich bin Alyx
>BAM BAM BAM BAM
>Stayin alive
>that TAM TAMMMM at 0:53
>blah blah blah Mr Freeman
10/10
>>344997367
Gordon Freeman, in the flesshhh, oor in the hazard suit *inhales* I took the liberty of taking all your weapons, most of them were government's property *inhales* as for the suit, *inhales* I think you've earned it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylyCY9srJGw
TING TING TING TING TING TING TING
>>344994675
What is this, a picture for headcrabs?
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
>>344997518
HMMNnnnnthe boorderwoorllduhhh ZEN *inhales* izz in our control -ghuhhuh- for the time beeeing, thankssss to yoouuu, quite a nassssty piece of work you managed over there *inhales* I am im-pressed.
>>344994794
Yeaaaaaaaah, man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVgh2C8aGwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HlmcOQaKI
MICROWAVE CASSEROLE
Man, if we make it out of here alive, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers. Hell, I'll buy the whole damn bar!
>>344998402
This place make boot camp seem like Disneyland.
>>344997632
>I had to wait until your f-friends
>h-hah
>were otherwise
>occ
>u
>pied
>>344997661
>play sven co-op
>entire team dies to this
>be the only one who manages to sneak past it
>everyone leaves because they cant wait for me to get to the next checkpoint
>>344998328
OH EXCUSE ME IF I'M INTERRUPTING TEA TIME
I'LL JUST STEP OUT FOR A MOMENT UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED
>>344998402
Forget about Freeman. We are cutting our losses and pulling out. Anyone left down there now is on his own. Repeat, if you weren't already, you are now...
>>344997787
Oh, you wanna know why? I'll tell you why.
The management wants you to know you're their DOG. You're wearing THEIR LEASH.
You don't see me wearing a tie, do you? You know why? Cause I'm a rebel.
>>344996269
>>344996269
>duce ex
>>344998402
>>344998490
Will Shepard's buddies return in Half Life 3?
>>344998662
Shephard, you've made it. I take it you didn't find Freeman? Forget it, Corporal. We are puling out. The air strike has started. Get to the hangar while we await evac.
>>344998825
Shephard! I don't know what those Black Ops are up to, but it doesn't involve getting us out of here alive. We've got no choice but to fight our way out!
>>344998662
We're abandoning the base! If you have any last bomb targets, mark them on the Tactical Map, otherwise, get the hell out of there!
>>344997632
Isn't this technically a cutscene?
>>344998867
Yeah, I'm gonna be pissed too when I gotta search and rescue your sorry ass.
are these absolute fucking nightmare fuel for anyone else
i hate them with a burning passion
>>344998994
Well, the pilot thought we were headin' to your mother's house, heh. So far this all looks familiar.
>>344994675
I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone create one.
>>344999078
Shephard, what the hell were you doing down there? Listen, we need to get our asses down to the extraction point near Lambda sector. With any luck, we'll even get a shot at Freeman on our way out.
>>344999017
How can you be afraid of something that will never be capable of hurting you?
>>344999425
I don't know how you can say that. Although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely, I remain uncomfortable with the...
>>344999584
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional. We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong.
>>344999663
Ah yes, you're right. Gordon, we have complete confidence in you.
>>344999767
Well, let's let him in now.
>>344997661
Kept my anus clenched the entire time. I also considered it the best TECHNOLOGY of 1998
>>344999864
All right, Gordon, your suit should keep you comfortable through all this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, we can bring the Anti-Mass Spectrometer to eighty percent and hold it there until the carrier arrives.
>>344999864Does my beard intimidate you?
Can you name even one thing?
>>344999958
Gordon, are you not hearing me? Climb up and start the rotors, please.
>>345000060
Climb up and start the rotors.
>>345000152
Very good. We'll take it from here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA7A5bv72rI
you guys like gum?
Wha-what's he doing in there?
SQUAD, RECON
HOLD! THIS! GRENADE!
Shit series. I'm happy Half-Life 3 will never come out.
>>345000540
What game is this?
With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team.
>>345000728
Am I being that much of a burden?
say what you will about hl2 but those battles in episode 2 were fucking INTENSE
>>344996321
IT'S ABOUT TO GO CRITICAL
Talk like a pirate day?
>>345000831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcFdB1lTIRA
>>345000831
>>344995451
>>344995594
I was surprised when playing Dishonored and seeing the tallboys ripping off Striders but then I saw that it had HL2's art director.
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
>>345002097
ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?
>>345000831
>That last battle in episode 2
>strider nearing base
>me fucking around in other side of the map
>BWOOP BEEP BWOOP BEEP
>drive to base as fast as possible
>panic and get the car stuck so do a combination of running and hopping to get to base as soon as possible
>the strider is right there with hunters protecting it
>go to pick up strider buster bombs in hopes that the hunters wont shoot them off my hands since i dont have the time to kill the hunters at that point
>after 3 bombs i manage to get one on the strider and destroy it
>literally seconds away from destruction
never had my butt clenched tighter