Hi anon! what are you drinking tonight? <3
>>344991121
WATER YOU DUMB WHORE
>>344991121
shit on my face please
i think i'll try some of your warm urine today, if that's okay with you. straight from tap? awesome.
*gets down on knees*
One stalk of celery please, nothing on it.
>>344991121
sprite dont black it please
Hit me with Mai Tai. Andy's gonna be watching.
Get me a margarita please. Shaken not stirred.
Whiskey
>>344991121
You're not Jill. Where's my regular bartenderwaifu?
the strongest vodka you have.
ALL OF IT
>>344991121
Rum and coke.
>>344991674
>margarita
>shaken not stirred
get a load of this pleb
>>344991121
Literally any 12 year old single malt will do. I've had a shit day. Make it double. Dry.
a grizzly temple, please.
>>344991976
she hired me, I just moved here from South Town <3
>>344993374
>Hiring lesbians
wewlad.
>>344993374
Bitch, where the fuck is my drink.
A Shirley temple with animal crackers
A surprise rose. a GOLDEN surprise rose.
>>344992978
I don't have stirred margaritas too often. Just preference I guess.
>>344993374
Well since it's King who cares.
>>344993374
W-well, you're pretty cute, so I guess that's okay.
I-I'll have awet pussy and two sugar b-bombs, please
>>344991520
You fat fuck
Sugar Ru.... Gut Punch please.
Milk
I'm not here to drink your pisswater
>>344991121
your pussy juice
Double jameson and coke
Keep em comin babe
I gulp a martini before. It was a mistake.
>>344991121
A double venom strike please.
>>344991121
I'll take a 7 and 7.
Your breast milk
>>344993509
GET THE FUCK UP
YOU AND ME, OUTSIDE
>>344991121
Pure fat and autism, pokémon Go on the side. Stirred not shaken
I want a big~ bad~ touch. Maybe two of them.
I'll have what >>344991490 is having.
>>344991121
uuh vodka martini
Whiskey sours until my stomach starts bleeding, thanks.
>>344991121
Tifa, you look different.
>>344991121
Chocolate milk mixed with strawberry-flavored milk. And give me one of those bendy straws
>>344994874
Go home Jill, your dead Fiancée is waiting.
DEEPDARKFANTASY
>>344991121
>it's a cute waitress starts chatting with anon's friend and doesn't even look at anon scene
>>344991121
i want to cum inside this bartender
>>344995342
Dude
Surprise me
fermented breast milk please
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
>>344995342
Your jugs, medium rare ;)
I'll take a Bad Touch
>>344996168
That's not a bendy straw, you BITCH! Get me the manager.
>>344996654
so funny
>>344991121
Fringe Weaver, although I'll only take it if Johnface over there mixes it.
>>344991121
BOBA NEEEEWW
Just a gin and tonic. It's humid as hell and I wanted something refreshing
>>344991121
Jilltonic
>>344998184
What the fuck is that?
>/v/ - bar full of virgins
>>344992163
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST VODKA
>>344998632
NOT UNLESS BOTH ME AND HIM ARE SLAVS
GIVE US YOUR BEST SHOT
Corrllian Ale...in a clean glass.
I want King to gently dominate me and give me a gloved handjob.
>>344991121
Tanduay
>>344991121
Water of course, you fucking gains goblin. Get the fuck out of my house.
>>344991121
A tall glass of milk with a single maraccino cherry floating in it. Not a milk SHAKE but just milk. Like a milkshake minus the shake.
I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
Reminder that King is best girl and only for those with patrician taste.
Mai plebs pls go.
>>345000180
>>345000259
King and Mai are friends! They even give support on how their respective man won't propose to them.
>>345000507
>They even give support
Is this suppport you speak of...lewd support?
>>344991121
>Not posting best girl
King is a close choice tho
>>345000180
>>345000481
number 8
>>344991121
Is your breast milk an option?
>>345000704
BURRRRP
>>345000659
Yeah she's pretty good.
>>344998448
literally coffee with balls in it
>>345000659
I can't get into her for some reason, every time I play CvSNK 2 I pick Sakura over her if I'm playing an all female team.
>>344991121
Water
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n08b1ptdnYM
Rum & Cola for me.
>>345001058
God I love this doujin
I can never decide if I like ZR Yuri or full leggings Yuri more though
Give me.... sugar
>>345001309
Sugar Rush it is.
>>345001067
Anon I do believe it's generally tea, I don't think I've seen coffee with boba in it
>>345001449
you're a fucking bobba
Glass of agua, on the rocks, with a celery.
>>344991121
go back to /a/ you fucking weeb
>>344991121
Just a normal vanilla milkshake.
Nothin' special.
>>345001427
>Not giving him pure Adelhyde
Dammit Jill, do your job properly.
>>344991121
Amaretto Sour. Thank you.
>>344998184
its a thick milk shake cum dumpsters
>>344998448
tapioca balls, like what they do with tea
Women in suits are the best thing.
Who /noalcohol/ here?
What with this fucking tumblr thread? I bet half of you aren't even legal drinking age haven't even touched a drop of alcohol you fucking faggots.
I would like a
BUSTA WOLF!
>>345002076
Me desu
I don't really like getting wasted or trying to drown my sorrows (or health condition) away.
>>345000180
You're not funny
>>345002479
are you retarded, just drink a little, not much.
dumb people are the ones with no self control.
its healthy to drink a little alcohol (wine) now and then, just don't drink a lot.
Magners. I don't feel like playing vidya for some reason.
>>345002923
I'll have a 7&7.
>>344991121
>>344991121
>ctrl+f
>No Dog Piss
Buncha fucking Jians in this thread.
>>344991121
HEY HEY Are you OK?BUSTER WOLF
can i have a glass of milk
>>345003346
>Bang-You
>Doing Cowgirls
Fuck you.
>>345003492
Sorry, boy.
But...
We don't serve skinny skeletons.
>>344991121
Chocolate milk with ice pleae.
Give me a Bad Touch, and make it a big one, please.
>>345003617
you'll be hearing from my lawyer, prepare to getbonedin the courtroom.
>>345003617
>literally denies $
Valhalla has made me want to do a comfy job like bartending, even though I'm sure it would never be as chatty as in the game.
>>344991121
a pack of lucky strikes cum gut
>>344991121
>See this image
>Remember no female link in BOTW
>...
>>345003346
>>345001949
I require more pics like this, point me to where I may find more.
>>345001521
>>344991121
>ask for water and glass
>produce whisky from flask
>pour into glass
>add a little water to open it up
Bars are overpriced tbqh senpai.
Gluten-free beer, please.
>>344991121
King is cute! CUTE!
White Russian.
>>345004586
If you're gonna do that then why even bother going to a bar in the first place?
May as well stay home famalam.
>>344993106
>single malt
>dry
What in the fuck is wrong with you
>>345004739
There's no pucci at home m8
>>345004929
If you're a stingy jew there's no pucci anywhere, omae.
>>345004621
She is just anime Elen Degenerass
>>344991121
>CTRL+F Irish cream
>0 results
/v/, as always, showcasing an absolute lack of good taste
>>345004721
Damn dude you're so cool, you're like The Dude!
Aloof but also sophisticated, very cool my dude very cool rock on brother.
>>345005014
>>344991121
Fireball.
>>345005198
>can't enjoy a drink without getting memed on
I never watched The Big Lebowski but people always makes that reference whenever I order a WR.
>>345005014
One can be a jew without projecting the appearance of being a jew, anonymous.
ur bar scene fucking sucks
>>344991121
NyQuil
>over 130 posts in
>still can't tell if this is a KoF thread or a Valhalla thread
>>345005478
>secret jews
Those are a myth, anonymous-san.
>>344991121
coca cola
So is this a King thread or not, cuz that's the only reason I'm here.
>King will never make a drink for me
Why even live?
ur machanical bull is broken and not dick shaped
and ur parking lot is full of cockroaches
ur drinks are too sharp and ur sluts are all greedy blabber mouths
you never have live bands play and people keep tagging up ur building
>>345005637
This is a gentlemen's thread good sir.
>>344991121
i'll have a glass of yourthick, frothy futa cum, please.
>>345006270
Cum isn't that great anon.
It doesn't really taste bad, but it's kind of slimy and leaves a weird aftertaste.
>>344991121
I thought she was a bouncer not a bartender.
white russian
keep them coming.
>>345006541
Why do you know this?
>>345006861
I've tasted my cum a few times.
it's okay
>>345006745
>ur managers crying in the bathroom
>puking blood
>>345006541
Perfect. Serve it right up.
>>345006973
Why did my manager get pregnant and decide to blame me...?
I wanted her baby and she chose moot
>>345001657
Lol
>>345007203
i asked local sports teams where they like to chill out and get some drinks they took me an hour away from where they practice i asked them why not the closer location
>here
they stopped talking to me
>>345007369
Meanwhile, I bought a round of shots for the gang and all they did was leave me high and dry, sorta speak.
>>345007498
>suretospeak
>>344998632
Vodka seller.
I am going to visit the in-laws.
I need your strongest vodka.
Please!
>>344991121
Gimlet please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6oaqY6flJg
The channel has quite a bit of these comfy as fuck videos with bartenders expertly making classic drinks. It's pretty nice.
>>344991121
Rum Martinez. And if you don't make it exactly right, you're getting paid in Rape Dollars.
i trust you'll have the game running at a cooler pace now
>>345008107
fucking righteous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE
this is awesome
>>344991121
Fireball whiskey
i still can't get over how off kof 14 looks
>>345008839
Are you a first year college student?
>>345009489
Care to name me another cinnamon whiskey, grandpa?
lol
>literally not me in pic related externally
What's a good booze that's also low in calories? I know it's a pussy thing to worry about, but if I'm getting drunk I don't want to also have to worry about getting fat.
>>345009649
Sinfire is infinitely better and people wont think you're trying to relive your first college houseparty
>>345009827
Gasoline
>>345009827
Alcoholic drinks have negligible caloric content, beer guts are most assuredly not the beer's fault, just shitty diet.
>allows it
>>345009827
Anorexic here, I drink to get drunk and party and I exclusively drink vodkas. Tastes like shit but you get drunk quick and don't have to drink too much.
king just might be my favorite character in kof tbqh
her style is impetuous
I'll take some of your pussy juice.
>>345009827
Gin & Slimline Tonic
>>345010054
I have eaten less and less and not lost any weight. That's mainly due to booze.
>>345010054
Are you retarded? Alcohol has 7 calories per gram. For reference, fat has 9 calories per gram and protein and carbs have only 4. Alcohol is extremely calorie dense, and they're basically useless to your body. Heavy drinking will make you fat.
>>345010225
Same, she's just so god damn great.
>>345010372
So basically it's better to drink, like, a sipping alcohol and not something you chug?
>no EyE poster
Ashamed
Something really gross and vomit-inducing.
So that the chat would have something to spam.
>>345010519
It's better to drink something like a neutral spirit that doesn't have additional calories. Lots of drinks have extra sugar and other carbs that boost the calorie count. Something like straight vodka is about as low as you can get for caloric content.
>>344991121
Your girljuices
>>345010225
"Come on baby!"
Man, I love her taunt, makes me diamonds every time I hear it.
>That feel when you suddenly find alcohol absolutely repulsive after waking up from drinking all night
>This has been going on for years
What the fuck
>>344991121
I don't drink, but thank you anyway.
>>344998784
>mfw i can recognize this line
kyle katarn had a really good voice actor
A few shots of the strongest stuff you got.
>>345010794
>cutest design
>worst everything else
>>344991121
i'm having some cheap wine, some "apera" shit
>>344991121
DRINKING KILLS MY GAINS.
>>344991121
A mojito with extra mint, than you.
Gimmie a bad touch.
>>345011102
>When you wake up at home and have no fucking clue how the hell you got there.
>Don't even remember leaving the bar.
Fucking Jack Daniels man, why you gotta do this to me?
>>345011470
>mojito
Would you also like a pinch of cum with it you fucking homo?
>>345011470
>than
>not then
>>345011641
Well I was drinking 95% distilled spiritus
Rum and Coke.
>>344991121
just ur company sweetheart
>>345011102
>This has been going on for years
Well if you're hungover and sick to the stomach from killing your liver all night, that will happen. I just acknowledge that if I drink I'm probably going to feel like shit in the morning.
>>344991121
You're not real, this thread isn't vidya.
Give me a girly fucking drink and I'll stare at you while I dirnk it
>buy bottom shelf vodka
>run it through a britta filter
>once is decent, twice is good, three times is fantastic
>anything more than that is diminishing returns
>expensive vodka taste for a fraction of the cost
I add it to lemonade when I'm doing landscaping work. Pretty refreshing over ice in the summer. During winter, however, it's whiskey on rocks by the fire or a nitro stout among friends.
98 or 2002 kof bros
>>344991490
>>344991295
my fucking sides
>>344991121
Shot of crow.
pure fedora in here right now
>>345012273
I didn't take even a sip of alcohol in last 3 years because even looking at a botle of vodka makes me feel nauseous and the smell of alcohol alones gets me holding bad from vomiting
How do I fix this
>>345000259
King is solely responsible for giving me a fetish for women in suits
goddamn my fucking DI- METAL STRIKE, PEDAL STRIKE, KETTLE STRIKE
>>345013014
DUDE
VAPE
LMAO
>>345012915
FIGHT MILK
>>344991121
supermalt please
at least SNK is taking chances with 3D now. they'll hopefully learn from 14. it still looks pretty bad, but not a lot of devs take risks these days anyway.
alcohol is for degenerates no wonder a lesbian is serving it
>>345013014
>>344991121
I am about 3/4 of the way through a fifth of kraken working on videos for my youtube channel. Just uploaded a Vive video while drunk herehttps://www.youtube.com/user/P3NCE
>>345013389
>lesbian
She wants Ryo's Ichigeki Hissatsu
>>344991121
The usual. Keep them coming.
>>345013456
+
>>345012783
=
>>345013014
>>345013019
>How to fix
Mixed drinks, or just man up and down it. The downside to either of these is that you cannot enjoy the tastes of what you're drinking. There are whiskeys and rums I would never mix.
>>345013572
this thread
I fell asleep, I came across this thread and now I don't want to sleep anymore
you magnificent shits
>>345013456
Man you fucking wreck that bow game.
>>345013806
Ya, played a lot of the bow games in The Lab game, a ton of fun, maybe I should wear a Fedora apparently? I was drunk doing it but it takes a ton of alcohol because of my body mass.
>>344991121
Vodka martini shaken, not stirred
>>344991121
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>>344991121
THe hardest stuff you got, I want to see how far I could get to killing myself to forget I live in a miserable, disgusting existence filled with mouthbreathing retards
>>345015131
>>345014861
We serve food here, sir.
>>344991121
Got shit news today and I feel like shit, so I want something that tastes like shit.
Fuck it, gimme a 40 of Olde English 800.
>>345011468
Tatyana is perfect.
>>344991121
Whiskey, neat.
>>345015401
Fuck this wretched world, even life is a hollow shell of what it once was, me dying would be a release even if oblivion waited on the otherside.
>>344991121
Your titty milk.
>>344991121
Two pan-galactic gargle blasters, extra marsh gas and no olives.
>>345016196
And I forgot my face, that's normal when you're as amazingly amazing as I am.
Mojito. I'm probably considered a pleb by 90% of the thread but it's still my favorite drink ever.
>>344991121
Bought some Highland Park 12yo to enjoy with a friend while playing MonHun Generations.
>>345016331
I don't think you're a pleb.
I think you're a cock gobbling faggot though.
>>345016196
>pan galactic gargle blasters
>no olives
uwotm8? a pan galactic gargle blaster is shit without olives.
>>344991121
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
King is truly the best SNK girl. Charlotte from SS is a close second doe
>>344991121
Do they have green tea in here? If so, I'll have one hot. If not, I guess root beer will do.
>no bars or restaurants dedicated to having purely "classy, experienced woman" style waitresses where they're all wearing suits and speak to you like an older woman speaks to a younger man
>>345002624
remember before /v/ hated reddit everyone blamed gaia online for everything?
>>345018172
It is not fair that Nakoruru is the only that gets into new games. Will we ever see Charlotte or Cham Cham in a game again?
>>345018883
Or Mona. Or Iroha.
>>345018959
Er, Mina. Yeah.
>>345018772
Will we ever have the technology for a game to look like pic related?
![[Panda Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/n3QNKsR.gif "[Panda Intensifies].gif")
Fireball and Clonazepam
>>345013456
Your channel?
Pretty cool video man.
>>344991121
Whiskey sour.
>>344991121
I'd like some cranberry juice with ice, please.
TORNADO KICK
VENAUM STRIKE
>>344991121
Did you mean, this morning?
>>344991121
Caucasian
cider
Black Russian. I need something bitter pretending it's sweet.
