>can't use old nes cartridges
YOU HAD ONE JOB.
>>344990789
(You)
>>344990789
DELETE THIS
>>344990789
Or controllers. Plus we all know the original famicom is the superior design
>>344990789
Wait, seriously? You better just be shit posting because that is the only reason I have to buy the piece of shit.
And then, a week later, somebody uses a controller port adapter to mod that crap and installs homebrew software to play ROMs on it. THE END
>>344991157
look closely, that slot cover is just for show
>>344990789
You already get 30 games or something with it, no need to play some shitty games you have.
>>344991157
Dude are you blind? NES carts are BIGGER then the box, how are you supposed to run them?
FUCK.
And the controller ports are just Wii controller ports.
FUCK FUCK.
Well, guess it's back to replacing the receiver pins in my old NES
WAAAAAAAAIIIIT
If america is getting a Mini NES....
Does this mean japan is getting a mini Fami?
>the Sega Genesis rerelease can play carts
SEGA STILL DOES WHAT NINTENDONT
>>344992778
japs arent as retarded
>>344991157
The obligatory oh wow now I'm not buying it post
>>344990990
Can't delete threads
BEHOLD!
The original mini-console!
>>344990789
Dropped
>>344992984
I still really want one.
>looks like cheap plastic shit, even for plug-n-play standards
>is a retro plug-n-play system with no analog video support (expect lag)
>doesn't use actual NES controller ports
>has no way of adding games to it, what you get is what you'll have
>is powered via USB
>60 dollars
>10 dollars more for a second controller
WEW LAD, people will still buy this and say it's good. fucking kill me.
>>344992972
mods can
>>344992492
You attach a cable adapter on the NES cart, it never needs to be inside the box as long as data moves through cable. How stupid do you have to be? There's a port for it behind
Of course it wouldn't play carts.
Not being able to use the original controller or at least any USB controller is a bit shit though.
>>344993439
>Expect lag
Its nintendo hardware, they don't NEED an emulator. This isnt a retron 5 we're talking about where it dumps data. this is the same tech as the VC.
>>344994113
You wish.
>>344990789
why would anyone buy this? Most these games are on virtual console probably.
>>344994478
>Buy 30 $5 games for $150
>or Buy 30 games all in one for $60
HMMM...
>>344994478
>>344994735
bigger question is why would anyone pay for abandonware old games? I don't pay for my dos games, so why should people pay for old console games? Are people seriously this retarded? None of that money goes into making MORE of those GOOD games. You basically feeding the big execs that are ruining the industry in general, guys with stockbroker mentality.
No way in hell they would let you use old carts.
-The people who will buy this wont want to fork over 100 bucks per game to human garbage on craigslist and ebay.
-Nintendo themselves wont be getting back into selling carts anytime soon
-It competes directly with VC so theres no way they will try to push it as a legitimate supported platform
>>344995052
Why would you expect them to release their own IPs for free? They're a company, not a charity.
YOu're telling me if you had 10 year old games that you made, and people blindly worshipped them, you'd just give them out out of the goodness of your heart? Bullshit. You'd milk them out of every dollar because you could. You can preach this stuff as long as you're unaffected, but when push comes to shove, you'd do the exact same thing and think nothing of it.
>>344995201
>-Nintendo themselves wont be getting back into selling carts anytime soon
Um... 3DS?
>>344995282
>10 yo game
>implying nes and snes games are 10 yo
>implying I don't have hard time convincing myself to pay for 10 yo PC game on steam
>yet alone games that are older than my DOS abandonware
>>344994735
Or you could be smart and just emulate them and every other NES game for free.
>>344994113
>Its nintendo hardware, they don't NEED an emulator.
it is still emulation though, it is not using NES hardware.
>this is the same tech as the VC.
which, depending on who you ask, was still shit. And judging from the size and price i expect it to be worse than wii/wiiu VC emulation.
At least on the wii they gave you the option run it through an analog output at 240p so you could minimize that overall lag. this is going to be weaker or as weak hardware as the wii with only HDMI output. So if you're planning on playing this on anything other than a <10ms monitor, then yeah, expect a noticeable amount of lag.
>>344994735
>pay $0 and run the entire library on a toaster via HDMI output on a laptop and get the same/better results.
HMMMMMMMMMM........
>>344995651
Duuuuuuuuuude! That would kill the industry! The creative minds need their bread too!
>>344995697
>Piracy and breaking the law is okay because it doesn't cost me anything!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............
>>344996208
Piracy is actually good for consumers. If you haven't noticed, the gaming industry has been full of big "sharks" who eat the small devs / studios with buyouts / layoffs and bad contracts. The less money you give to these corporate elite stockbroker kind of guys (not the same electronic arts people on early 90s), the longer you keep the current bubble afloat. The sooner this shit collapses the sooner the real gamers get to see some real games again, and not these "press F to perform X animation" or "rendering limited to 7 enemies on screen". Like seriously this shit triggers me so hard, when I see not even Crysis 1 (or BF2) has been surpassed in terms of online gameplay.
>>344996574
>Piracy and breaking the law is okay because it means lesser devs will have their spotlights again, even though it is still PIRACY. AND BREAKING THE LAW.
Outcome doesnt matter. You're still comiting a crime and a criminal act. Don't try to justify it.
>>344996208
>NES emulation
>Piracy and breaking the law
you're beyond worth convincing, enjoy your nintendo cock.
>>344996734
I bet you buy music too, fag.
>>344995282
Even Bethesda has free download links for arena and daggerfall.
>>344996913
Yes because I buy physical soundtracks and viynl. I don't believe in paying computer money and never will.
>>344995418
NES carts, you retard.
>>344996734
Laws are made only for commoners. The big entities go through loopholes, which technically means they're not breaking the laws but in actuality they're doing something bad either to the market or society.
>>344990789
Actually, I might pick up that controller since its being sold separately. Apparently it's designed to plug into a Wii controller, meaning I could play VC games with it.
>>344996734
>nintendorks are actually defending this
This is the lowest of the low
>>344997121
>http://www.nesconsole.com/
Thanks. reporting this oversight to nintendo right now. They'll see this site shut down for good.
>>344992778
Considering that finding a used but working famicom is a matter of hitting up Akibahara for 20 minutes and MAYBE spending roughly around $20, I'm going to say no.
>>344992442
>I never played a NES nor I know its catalogue since I'm 20 year old
>it doesn't play carts!
Of course it fucking doesn't you chimps. Even if the thing wasn't tiny, you expect Nintendo to open that pandora's box and establish some sort of customer service/repairs for twenty year old games? Come the fuck on.
>>344997446
If I learned anything from watching AVGN, its that all NES games are shitty buffalo poop and frustrating and not worth anyones time
>>344997527
>supporting company that doesn't care for its fanbase
>supporting company that's greedy
>not buying indie games on steam
>>344992824
But what about that sound emulation and cheap AV cables only?
>>344996997
soundracks only?
>>344992846
Which is why they lost the only real war they ever fought in to Americans. Get fucked, weeb.
>>344996997
Why would you listen to vinyl? wtf is wrong with you. There's spotify and internet radios to listen, why would you listen to CD, or worse vinyl?
>>344990789
the fucking grey logo though
why wont they use red
>>344997976
CD is the best physical music format
My boss just told me he's buying one the day it comes out. It's for that generation who want to have a nostalgia-gasm before going back to their mediocre lives.
>>344996734
I don't gotta justify it. I'm still gonna do it, fag. Try and stop me.
>>344990789
>wired controllers
Why?
It's actually not that bad. What's criminal is the fact that there's only 30 games. You can't seriously tell me with modern-day technology and the average size of NES games that you could fit the entire fucking NES library in that machine.
>>344996208
That's some juicy fucking b8 anon
>>344998713
But how would they sell the Mini-NES 2 :^)
>>344998104
Good. at least you';re the only man in this thread who doesn't hide behind his actions.
Ashamed at the rest of you though.
>>344990789
The worst part is that they'll underproduce because they underproduce everything. So it'll be a cash grab that fails at grabbing any cash.
>>344998713
Maybe theres some licensing issues? Maybe they'll sell you the rest through the internet? I'd rather they release the old hardware so it doesn't use any emulation, but normies will eat this shit up.
>>344998063
CD too has been replaced by SD memory / USB sticks, you can rewrite those whilst a CD-RW is hassle.
>>344998713
Liscensing. Nintendo doesn't own the rights to re-distribute games made by other companies, only their own. Most of said companies have gone under in 20 years, and things like bomberman wont be a thing because of hudson/konami.
They probably got Capcom and Namco on board since they're all buddy buddy.
>>344998990
I can understand the fact that there would be licensing difficulties, but even so, it really shouldn't be too hard to get at least 100 games on it, which is more than enough any nostalgiafag would realistically want for something like this.
>>344999107
What isn't on that list that isnt owned by Konami/Sega/Square or western production companies that you'd want?
>>344995052
>Nintendo still selling old games
>abandonware
What do you think that word means?
>Galaga
I will buy this thing for nothing else but Galaga.
Tha game was my growing up game, I used to have a hair stylist who had an arcade machine in their lobby, and it was Mrs. Pac-man and Galaga, and I got to play it every time I went.
>>344999551
Tokkyuu Shirei Solbrain
>>344999863
>J only releases
YOu fail to understand the point of this, its not a mini Famicom, its a mini NES. NOBODY who buys this thing is going to go "Man, where the fuck is Tokkyuu Shirei Solbrain?" More likely they'd go "Man What the fuck isTokkyuu Shirei Solbrain? Wheres all the Disney and sports games I grew up with?"
>>344999107
>it really shouldn't be too hard to get at least 100 games on it
For you who only has to sit on his comfy ass and watch it happen it sure ain't.
Unless you have some actual data to back up your claim, that is.
>>345000038
OK, Shatterhand, literally the same game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=175LKhA0vu4
I literally would only own an NES for Zelda, Metroid, Icarus and Vania, so this i perfect for me.
>>345000171
Jaleco went under in 2003. Nobody left to approve of it. Natsume doesn't own the rights.
>no mr.gimmick
So close
>>344999664
They're selling games they have license for. They are selling games that are older than DOS games, and most DOS games don't sell anymore.
The games are older than PC abandonware, not worth paying for games THAT old. The money is not going for the devs at this point, and it certainly is not going to fundraiser for "making those same games in current year". You're basically paying someone because they have suits protecting something that would normally be free at this point. An entity / machine / big industry that's not good from gamers point of view.
>>344999837
NES galaga is worse than the arcade version though. you'd be better off just trying to hunt down a cabinet.
>>345000342
But anon, the entire product is a gimmick.
>>345000517
At the same time, as someone who grew up with this shit and wants to start collecting it, all this attention that's currently being paid to retro gaming because it's "trendy" might benefit us in the long run.
I was at a local mom and pop shop recently, and so many of the NES and SNES cartridges they had were sun/smoke damaged, or had markings, or had shitty labels. The NES and SNES being sold were in horrible disrepair. Little stunts like this one that keep the interest in retro gaming alive might artificially inflate the prices of those units that are in fine shape, but it also might start getting some more nerds working to preserve them. We could start seeing more clone systems/controllers on the market, or at least completely refurbished systems with relabeled games in new print and the like. I'm all for that.
buying one for my wife's son
>>345001705
Buy one for her bull too.
>>344999039
>and things like bomberman wont be a thing because of hudson/konami.
They have some Castlevania games in this thing, though.
>>344997976
Because CDs are universally mastered poorly. Pic related is vinyl vs. CD.
>>345002025
CV and 2 are owned exclusively by Nintendo. Why do you think theres never been remakes?
>>345002425
it really depends on whos mastering it
>>345002482
>CV and 2 are owned exclusively by Nintendo.
Are they?
>>344992778
Japs are still playing on their famicons though
>>345002425
I wouldn't bother trying to explain that here, even /g/ think FLAC is a meme.
>>344997976
>>344998990
>normies
>playing previous gen games
Anon...
>>344999837
>arcade machines next to playhouse
imagine how abused those things must get from little cunt kids.
>>344999039
>New Adventure Island just released on Wii U E-shop today, alongside R-Type and Bonk's Adventure
HOPE
It wouldn't be as tiny and cute if it could fit those shitty old cartridges that don't even work
>Startropics is one of the thirty games
Holy fuck
I was so excited for this until I realized my raspberry pi is hooked up to my tv, is half the size, I have a USB NES controller and over 2,000 roms on it.
>>345002594
Literally every single CD in the past 15 years is mastered like this. I'm not exaggerating.
>>344999837
>Hair stylist
GAY
>Or just get a Raspberry Pi for under $40, some usb/wireless retro gamepads and load it with Emulation Station and every game from every retro console ever made.
This is some real tacky, cheapy shit.
Anyone who actually gives a fuck about the NES games has an original console or emulates them themselves.
>>344992442
Bitch over 25 of those games can be beaten in 1 sitting
>>344996574
>The sooner this shit collapses the sooner the real gamers get to see some real games again
A squad on /v/ to combat them actively?
>>345001050
This.
>>344997976
The imprecise bass gives it a nice sound. Artists usually make something extra out of the cover, including album artwork, lyrics, posters, whatever.
>>345003432
Where did you go for haircuts? Mommy's bathroom?
>>345003603
>emulates them themselves
what does that even mean? Emulating a NES on a Raspberry Pi isn't emulating by yourself?
>>344990789
IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
>>345003962
Barbershop you pussy
>>344990789
I'll probably get one. I'm fine with the lack of a cart slot but the fact that it's only 30 games, given how insanely small NES game sizes arem is dissapointing.
Probably don't want to eat into virtual console sales. I hope they decide to make an SNES one at some point. It's stranege that this is their "holiday" blockbuster or w/e this year.
>>345005225
Nigga
>>345001050
>keep buying closed system consoles
>eventually open system console will surface
I find this hard to believe though. That's why I'm PC gamer.
>go to /vr/ and people are discussing it normally
>Don't browse /v/ that much but go on it to see what you guys think of it and people are flinging shit at each other.
Goes to show that /vr/ and /vg/ are superior.
>>345002751
Flac is a meme. I have hd800 + solid state and tube amp for it, I could never hear difference of good mp3 (220-256) compared to flac
>>345002876
That difference looks pretty subtle, if not even inaudiable on a blind test.
>>345005225
>Barbershop
A barbershop and Hair stylist are the same thing you twat.
>>344994735
Nice strawman, retard. The only way that argument would make sense is if you could pick the 30 games on this system yourself.
As it is, the 30 games are going to be chock full of absolute filler shit like pacman and probably only have 5 games worth playing.
Come to think of it, I can barely think of 10 NES games I'd actually want to play again for free, let alone pay for.
Why can't they just do this with the SNES, include two controllers and fill it with 30 absolute classics? I suspect that would be way more popular.
>>345007731
It's time to forget the past, or at least not pay current year money to buy something from the past
You can either play them on PC with emulator, or you can get some emulator for some other system from where to load roms. I think you can hack your wii or original xbox, or alternatively just hdmi cable to a TV.
That nindon't money is better spent either on a hooker or some other stuff. It's like you see an 1960's Blues recording "I gotta buy this because the record company insists this shit is still relevant" when you could listen to it on youtube for free or soulseek/torrent it.
>>345003432
maybe it's a gamer grill
>Good goy those 30 free games are not enough.
>You want donkey kong country? Only 74.99 on our nes store.
>>345007520
This isn't -12dB RMS. It's fucking -7. Even normies can tell the difference. You're just trolling at this point.
>>345003975
>Context of this thread.
As apposed to buying prefabbed, closed system emulation setup, as in OP.
Dipshit.
>>345008585
I agree. I emulate myself like most people with a brain (currently playing through original DKC trilogy, followed by super metroid and LttP.)
I was only stating that if they wanted normiebucks, they should have gone with a better line up of games, a second controller and ideally a better system, the SNES.
>>344990789
>can't use old nes cartridges
I believe you misunderstand the technical limitations involved in doing such a thing.
Besides, I thought everyone on /v/ was all for "lol flash cards are just like cartridges!" anyways.
>>344996574
>>344996913
t. teenagers without a job
>>344990789
>nintendo making a shitty version of the shitty fake atari plug-in-plays
that's it, nintendo is dead
>>345008863
>donkey kong country
>for the NES
>>345008884
You might be onto something. Too bad none of the internet sources back this shit up / too bad nobody hears difference in blind tests.
>>344995282
I get flamed for this all the time but...I fail to see how old games like Super Metroid arent worth 7.99. People here constantly argue that they should be free and I dont see the logic there.
Yeah you can download some dumped roms without paying a dime. Cool. Great even. I emulate too. But to say the games are worthless because of their age is as far as Im concerned extremely retarded. 8 bucks is nothing.
>>345009248
Because trump would totally invest his money on stuff that's fucking stupid. Just because someone has wealth doesn't mean it's to be burned mindlessly. Maybe save some of that money to buy VR + GPU / other hobby (like camera lens) or new car.. maybe too deep?
>>344992824
I thought it used emulation and not original hardware?
I bought a flashcart for my genesis finally after finding out Alisia Dragoon is stupid expensive.
My most prized cart is Virtua Racer though. It's so good.
>>345009394
Because the 8 bucks is artificial price not based on the value of the item, but based on what the suits (company hires someone to take care of their games / try keep them viable) WANTS you to play. It's not market value, it's value someone with power wants the plebs/commoners to pay, when they don't care about their own games enough to make remastered versions of them of those who'd want one.
>>345009778
>is not market value
Exactly, its better then. Do you really think Super metroid is worth less then $5 now just because of age? Even if there was a heavy abundance of it and stores still sold it, it would keep to the $10 price range since it was a good selling and well liked game. Its not inherently $1 just because its old. Rarity and price changing doesn't work that way. Not to mention inflation.
8.99 is pretty damn generous for what they could be charging, which would be 15+
I will wait to see if it is moddable to get one.
>>344990789
>no Mother 1
Mini SNES when?
IT'S OVER!
How fucking short will the controller cable be?
>>345010443
Low quality bait
>>345003143
No, not "literally every single CD" so stop exaggerating.
Maybe pop albums sold in a Target, but there are audiophile releases.
>>344990789
>you can't put NES cartridges in a box smaller than the actual cartridges
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>345010103
I could care less about game collecting tho, so if a game is old it's not worth more than 1 or 2 bucks max. If new indie games (whom I fund directly, buying old game only funds the publisher / whoever is current license/rights holder) costs 10 bucks on steam, I see no reason why I would want to pay almost same price for a 20 year old game, especially when the money is not going to good cause/good address. Wallet and money is only language these big big big big corporations understand, and sooner the industry starts failing maybe we could start see rise of small game studios again (larger and regular indies, but much much smaller than AAA).
>>345002425
that volume saturated flac.
most vynil today are meme since they're recorded from digital media so they lack sound from not audible frecs. that can be heared in a optimal enviroment.
still vynil from anolog masters are meme too
>>344990789
It's Nintendo after all
Gotta charge 10 shekels for each rom
>>345010576
>low quality bait
>not being able to distinguish between bait and humour
>>345011069
Apparently too sensitive topic
It sucks that this won't be able to play cartridges, but it is clear that this is Nintendo's way of combating scalpers that buy old games and then try to sell them for a lot more online.
>>345009778
If people are buying it, then it is market value. That's the definition of market value: what people are paying for it.
You don't understand basic economics if you think that the market value is somehow a different price. It's SUPPLY and demand, not just demand and not just scarcity. Nintendo is willing to put out a product for $8, people are willing to buy a product for $8, and so the market price is $8. Sure, Nintendo could put it out for less, but they don't want to - either because it cost too much to create, or artificial restriction, or just wanting more money - and so they don't. It means the supply/demand hovers around $8, rather than $15 if they'd priced it that much, or $4 if they'd priced it that much.
>>345010816
> so if a game is old it's not worth more than 1 or 2 bucks max
Where on earth does this logic come from? Rephrase your sentence: "I don't want to pay more then 2 bucks for an old game" It isn't "Its not worth it." Worth is determined by the buyer. Just because YOU say something isnt worht it to you, doesn't mean someone else agrees. You are not the authority on video game pricing sir. And if you're going to bypass actual markup and inflation calculations for your shitty "justifications" then you need serious help you spoiled brat.
>>345011334
>>345011362
The only reason 20 yo cartridge games aren't 2 bux or free is because.. well cartridge. If it were CD you'd just burn it on CD and call it a day (like you'd do on PS1). Going behind this thinking that they're actually worth something today because they're in artificial closed system is fallacy.
>>345011282
More like stealing market of the chinese emulation machines with NES roms inside.
>>344990789
>includes Mega Man 2 instead of 3
>>345011617
That also.
They're fucking with third-party shitters and scalpers while gaining a small profit from what quite literally is their own emulator.
>>345011362
The games are expensive because the hardware is in demand. Collectors are paying high prices for the cartridge the game is on. I just want the software, I don't give a shit about the hardware.
>>345011720
>Talking shit about Mega Man 2
I'll cut you.
>>344997348
Just checked their hosting: they are not going to give a single fuck.
>>344998785
Mini-NES U*
>>345011570
Congratulations. Welcome to the basic concept of scarcity in economics.
>>345011272
>>345011069
>>345010576
what A garbage exchange
work on your bantz, faggots
Who is this even for? Everyone interested in NES games either emulates or has bought a system already. It would be one thing if you could play your own games but it's literally a closed system. Everything about it is a turn-off. Hardware enthusiasts won't like the fact that's it's digital. Game enthusiasts won't like that you can't use your own ROMs. Basically it's shit all around.
>>344990789
>Already have all 30 of those games along with the rest of the NES library on a homebrew Wii with an NES emulator installed
Nah, I'm good.
>>345012487
>Who is this even for?
People who are interested in NES games, aren't interested in paying $300 for an original NES and games, and aren't interested in paying $200+ for a Wii U and game downloads. Or perhaps they don't have a CRT to play the original NES on.
Not everyone comes off 4chan and attempts to emulate everything.
>>345012487
Normies who are too stupid to do anything more than plug and play.
>>345012305
Scarcity in economics? A dos game is cheaper than older nintendo game https://www.amazon.com/Crusader-No-Regret-PC/dp/B0002SKOH4/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1468523231&sr=8-3&keywords=crusader+game
>>344990789
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>>345013010
WHAT DOES A MAN SHITTING NEXT TO A FLAG MEAN?
>>345013780
kek
So, was this the NX all along?
>>345014096
>This was the NX
Hahaha no, how dumb can you-
>Portable
>home console that you can take with you
>Not a mobile platform but able to play great nintendo games
OH MY GOD IT IS THE NX
>>344994113
>this is the same tech as the VC.
wow you mean the tech that causes some blinking sprites to show up as invisible on my TV
great
>>345012925
One, the exact same game is available on GoG for $6. This is going to be available on the same system that most people would be playing the game on anyways, so there is no requirement for purchasing a new system to play the new release. This isn't like owning a NES and needing to purchase a Wii U in order to play the new eShop release. If you were going to play Crusader: No Regret, then you would be doing it on a PC... which can play the GoG Crusader: No Regret just as well.
>https://www.gog.com/game/crusader_no_regret
Mind you, there might be people out there with Win98 computers and no internet access who the GoG version is of no value. Those people would prefer the CD/floppy version off Amazon. But those people are in the vast minority... and probably won't be buying off Amazon anyways.
Convenience is also a factor. The $6 GoG version is more desirable because it is easier to obtain, install, and run. The $2 Amazon physical copy is going to be more of a hassle.
So yes, that is an example of scarcity. Crusader: No Regret is not scarce. Crusader: No Regret on PC is not scarce. It is currently being sold for $6 and anyone who wants it for that price can pick the game up right now. This is different from a NES game, since even a digital re-release is not something which could be played on a NES. It would be two different markets on two different systems - although even then, you will notice the price of some cartridge games drop when a digital version becomes available.
>>345014360
>Nintendo is turning into Tiger Electronics
>Can already play nes games on a huge amount of devices in my house
>Most of those can do tv output
>This can't even play my cartridges or get new games added on
I mean, it's neat from a nostalgia point of view, but it's not feature heavy enough nor complete enough to be a worthwhile purchase.
>>344997527
Everybody and their brother manufactures nes clone systems just fine.
Just wait. If it's a NOAC, someone will hack in a cart slot like pic related
If it's a Raspberry Pi in disguise, someone will discover some method of inserting an SD card into it, and ROM sideloading will be a thing
>>345014694
>Nintendo is turning into an even worse version of Tiger Electronics
ftfy
I built a retropie for that price that plays thousands of games.
Anyone else want it just for the tiny NES? Its so fucking cute.
>>344996208
linkara pls
>>345014869
OR YOU COULD JUST PLAY NES ROMS ON LITERALLY ANY OTHER DEVICE
FUCK OFF
>>345016274
THATS STEALING YOU VIOLATED THE LAW CRIMINAL SCUM ! PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD ! PAY IT NOW !
>>345014869
Or you could just, you know, buy yourself a Raspberry Pi and install RetroPie.
Why would anyone even buy this when you have emulators?
This shit is basically an emulator without being able to add games and you need to pay for it.
>>345018553
>Why would anyone even buy this when you have emulators?
Because I want a mini NES. Why is that hard to understand. Fuck functionality, its as good as an amiibo to me.
>>345018553
>Why would anyone even buy this when you have emulators?
People are fucking idiots.
>>345018779
>I want a cheap plastic mold with a cheap mobile CPU from 2005 installed in it that will enable me to play exactly 30 games because it reminds me of a larger plastic mold from 30 years ago
>>345008863
>I'm not old enough to know anything about this topic but here's MY two cents.
Fuck off.
>>345019157
>I want a cheap plastic mold with a cheap mobile CPU from 2005 installed in it that will enable me to play exactly 30 games because it reminds me of a larger plastic mold from 30 years ago
Good to know you can't read worth shit.
I have no intention of playing it. Its going into a display case and getting sealed in a protector.
Try reading next time mr 10-10
>>345019456
Where did I say you were going to play it? I said you're going to buy one piece of plastic that reminds you of a bigger piece of plastic, which you are.
>>345019456
Why not spend money on something more useful? What you just described doesn't sound very good for one's mental health in the long run.
>>345019680
meant for >>345019568
>>344990789
Alternatively, buy a Retron 5. Which will also let you play SNES, Genesis, Famicom, GB, GBC and GBA games, and upscales them to 720p, and lets you use all the original controllers.
Or just buy a top-loading Retron 1 for like 20 bucks and get a flash-cart with the entire goddamn NES library on it.
>>345019680
>>345019568
Because I have no shortage of money, and If I want something, I buy it. Plain and simple.
>B-but you could save it for something better
Like? I make 8K a month and run my father's company as co-exec, I can buy that and more. I don't see a reason to gimp myself when I have no reason to.
>>345019863
>Retron 5
NOPE.
Retron downloads your cart contents and dumps them into an emulator, it effectively erases cart data and runs the ROMS through its own shitty processing.
>>345008863
did you just reference the ambassador program then claim DKC was a NES game?
>>345020079
I am aware, and it works very, very well. You can use the CD card slot on it to spoof it too, so you can make it think that say, Gyromite is Mega Man 5.
>>345020079
retron 1 to 4 were actual hardware shit. 5 is emulation of pirated emus. not licenced emulators
for commercial purposes
many emu devs were shitting about retron 5
>>345019973
Buy something that's not a trophy, something that helps you with your some of your hobby. Collecting stuff is mental illness actually, it's best to keep things simple and avoid hoarding.
>>345002903
>nerd culture normies won't love this thing and fill their facebook with posts about how great it is to play super mario
where have you been? i can't fucking go for a run anymore now that faggots just walk the path with their fucking phones out trying to catch pokemon and these people are absolute normies.
>>344990789
>Lets re-release the NES to make a quick buck
>Sounds good
>Since we're going to re-design it to be smaller, why don't we make some other changes, like make the new controllers use USB ports so people can use them on their PCs too?
>Nah, that'd make too much sense
This company is hilariously backwards.
>>345020785
Closed system. That's why I'm not touching ninshit ever again
>>345003962
actually I do m8
>>344990789
Reminder that the NES was a normalfag console and all anyone played on it were Arcade ports of sports games
>>345002425
>Have A Nice Life - Deathconsciousness becomes really popular.
>The internet release is 128 kbps
>They announce a vinyl release
>People suddenly buy it in droves, rip it in FLAC and other bullshit related crap and think the record sounds amazing.
>Shit all over the original release and claim the vinyl is the superior version
>They said ages ago they lost the original source files and 128 kbps is the best they had
>The vinyl is actually just the 128 kbps version
Delusional audiophiles are special kind of people.
