It's actually really tasty.
Big Boss didn't lie.
Mmm..
>americans call kilocalories as calories
it looks like a dogtreat m8
>>344979541
The maple ones aren't bad. Pretty much just okay quality shortbread with a slight maple syrup twinge.
>>344979581
so it's shortbread?
>was actually invented in the 80s
>>344979989
kilocalories are referred to as Calories concerning all food that is printed in the English language.
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>>344980305
>Believing Patriot information.
>>344979989
But Calorie Mate is Japanese
>>344979541
It's just crap shortbread
>>344980305
>>344980181
Pretty much. They don't taste half bad and they'll keep you full for a long time.
>>344980938
Top Kek
Maple is the best flavor.
Where can I buy these in bulk for cheap?
The ones in Amazon went up in price.
>>344981956
How much protein, carbs and fats per 100g? I don't read moon.
>>344983326
the order is usually the same universally, so I'd say
8.1g of fat
22.6g of protein
40.3g of fiber
2g of sugar
300mg of some other thing
I don't agree. I think it tastes bland at best and fucking awful at worst depending on the flavor. It also makes your mouth drier than the fucking Sahara. I don't understand why people even buy these considering it's not nutritionally superior to many foods you can normally find and vastly inferior to just about any protein bar both in taste and in protein content.
>>344983840
Wrong, it's 8g protein and 22 g fat
>>344979541
Bought some off Ebay, can confirm.
They're pretty neat, I wish I could get them here in Denmark.
Whats the shelf life on those things?
It is actually very tasty, if they were available I'd probably keep some in the car or gym bag.
I tried them a few times. Great for trips cause they keep you full. Though you really should have them with a drink since its dry as hell. Wish they were more easily obtainable here in US.
>>344984198
they can survive a nuclear apocalypse
>>344979989
>>344980604
Get with the times you stupid fuck its called a joule and kilojoule
metric system>Shitty retard imperial system
BCE & ACE not BC & AD you inbred cave dwelling scripture believing mentally invalid
Celsius>Fahrenheit
>Be fat
>Drink sugar
>Think things that don't have sugar don't taste good
I dare you fuckers to only drink water for a week and no sugary junk food, and marvel at the end of the week at how delicious and very sweet an apple can be.
You've ruined your sensitivity on your tongues by blasting them daily with sugar, just like you've ruined your virility and thinned your hair with daily masturbation.
>>344979541
It's all right m8, but let's not go crazy with this "really tasty" spiel; shit's drier than ur mum before she hits the sauce.
>>344984512
Do your measure your asspain by the volume of Somali dicks up your anus?
maple is for jews
also they are way too expensive
>>344984620
>just like you've ruined your virility and thinned your hair with daily masturbation.
I feel sorry for you if you actually believe this
>>344984674
chocolate is like $3 right now
RIGHT NOW
>>344984620
I'm not sure how that's related but yeah sugar is basically a drug.
>>344984739
that even more expensive then they're here in japan. i can get better tasting bars for that money or you know, real food
>>344984620
>just like you've ruined your virility and thinned your hair with daily masturbation
>tfw I have thick hair and am always horny
Get better genetics, creep.
>>344984824
hey send me some, i'll pay the shipping and handling
>>344984883
not worth it, trust me. shipping food is stupidly expensive because of the weight. ive done it a few times with an american friend and usually the shipping is more than the costs of the actual products were.
I lived off those Calorie Mates when I vacationed in japan. I use to keep them in my skiiing jacket, to have food if I got lost on the slopes.
>>344984824
Get dat Gyoza and Edamame young nigga
>>344983897
fat is fine.
>>344984978
cute
>>344985031
I keep several packs of frozen Gyoza in the freezer at all times if im too lazy to ride my bike for 5 minutes. Edamame are never in short supply either. Shame the beer is so expensive here
>>344984824
What are you doing in japan? How to you communicate with everyone when they all speak japanese? Jesus Christ this is bring back bad memories of my vaction. I once took 30 seconds to communicate to a shopkeeper that I wanted a coke. It was a full store, too. Fuuuuuuck.
>>344979541
lukin like a shite m8
>>344985163
>He doesn't know Japanese
なんとも情けない愚民だわ
>>344980938
What is "la li le lu lo" information anon?
>>344985163
>2016
>not being multilingual
>>344985163
Im nearly done with my degree and figured Id do an exchange semester in japan for shits and giggles (i dont even need credit anymore and barely go to classes) because its hard to get the chance to stay half a year in a foreign country once I start working. One of the main reasons I came is to get a nice long vacation and study the language. Conversation is pretty easy after a short while but I'm still too lazy to study kanji I don't see daily. The only japanese I knew before coming was hiragana/katakana and assorted vocab from anime, honestly
>>344985297
Why don't they just get someone with a funny accent to explain it all to everyone? About de petriots an' de nanomasheen conspeerasees.
>>344979989
Americans eat 1000 calories for every 1 calorie everyone else eats, may as well shorten it
>>344985379
Where in Japan are you?
>>344985379
Have you seen any anime cliches while you're there yet?
>>344985615
Fukushima. Countryside-ish but theres a couple reasons why im here. People are nice and I have enough opportunity for trips everywhere. Also I'm everyones senpai because theres only japanese first-years in the dorm.
>>344985748
Japanese eat like black holes. It's ridiculous
>>344985853
Nice. Wouldn't be my first choice, for obvious reasons, but enjoy it.
>>344981956
Ebay has some guy selling them $21 for 5, and another 10 for $36, both free shipping. It seems to be about as cheap as it gets.
I wish I still had that screenshot of the story by the soldier who had eaten nothing but rations and it resulted in the most catastrophic shit known to mankind
>>344986036
Well yeah. It's a partner university to my home uni so I don't pay tuition. That's the prime deal desu
Is this the thread where we boast living in Japan?
Count me in.
>>344986582
What's it like not living in a land not overrun with kebab
>>344986582
This humidityis killing me.
At least it means it rains often, which adds to the night-time Cyberpunk aesthetic.
>>344986582
You're not really living in Japan unless you're in Tokyo like I am though. Pay your respects, 田舎人
>>344986582
Post your room.
>>344986693
Pretty great.
Until you go to Akihabara, it's full of kebab. (Both food and people.)
>>344986748
Yeah, I hate it.
>>344986763
Where do you think I live?
>>344986784
Already did half a year ago.
>>344979541
>>344979581
>>344984626
I'm with you anons
Currently in Fukuoka. Pretty crazy here right now.
high energy military rations always taste good for some reason.
avoid the mushroom soup though, the oral immunization vaccine they give you for polio tastes better than that shit.
>>344986943
hehe... fuk
WHat's going on?
>>344986763
>Tokyo
Enjoy your shit replica of China, with less hookers and more weebshit.
>>344986936
That's way smaller than i thought it would be.
>eating literal meme food
Do people really do this?
>>344983840
it's
8.1g of protein
22.6g of fat
40.3g of sugar
2g of fiber
300mg of sodium
>>344987032
that dude has small hands, it's actually MUCH smaller
>>344987032
I'm a big guy.For you
>>344986936
>tfw it's nearly over
Europe is kind of a primitive shithole in comparison, if I'm being completely honest. Not even all that much of a weeb.
>>344987210
>For you
>JUST
2 memes in 1, Japan really is ahead of us
>>344987225
What ?
Here, take a manga about Hitler
>>344987403
By Osamu Tezuka no less.
They're all right. Calorie Mate's pretty good when just walking outdoors and during breaktime.
>>344987603
And what about a big fat bowl of Udon ?
>>344987210
>bottom right
>>344987225
>Ouiaboo complaining about weeaboos
>>344987683
I counted like 10 memes long that road.
Can you found them all ?
After several hours I finally came across a negro in Tokyo.
Best snack is best. On my last trip, I'd just eat a box of Calorie Mate and have a couple cups of coffee for breakfast every morning.
>>344987679
Nothing better. The broth can be kind of shit depending on where you are, though.
>>344987915
And how your butt cancer treats you ?
>>344987915
t. the guy who uses the motorised carts at walmart
>>344988054
>not motorised bambi
>>344988016
I never understood this.
I've eaten spicy shit tons of times and my ass never felt so much as a sting.
>>344979541
What? That thing is real? I thought it was some made up product that was a caricature.
>>344987679
I'm more of a ramenfag though. Maybe I just don't like thick noodles.
>>344988137
maybe you already killed the nerves there
>>344984512
Nigga all chemists including european chemists use Kcal for energy in molecules and they use angstrom for bondlengths.
>>344988137
Same. My esophagus however...
>>344988158
Ramen tastes like cheap noodles to me. Udon and Soba are great though
>>344984732
>>344984864
>>344987210
Big guy meet big man
>>344988158
Not to be rude, but that bowl of ramen looks...depressing.
>>344981956
>maple
>Not glorious Spicy Cheese
shiggydiggy
>>344984636
>w-well muslims :^)
great argument champ, you sure showed us
>>344988414
Japan embraced memes like no others.They are everywhere
>>344986936
>>344987603
>>344984626
>>344979581
So product placement works then?
>>344988621
Isn't this an /f/ meme?
>>344988054
Am I missing an le epic meme here? One box is 400 calories.
>>344988642
Hasn't it always been that way?
>>344988642
This is beyond product placement. This stupid energy bar is now a meme - every company's dream.
>>344988621EVERYWHERE
>>344988706
Dunno, the dog is called Gabe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqAxtwH0LGo
>>344985834
kek
>>344988642
I'd be lying if I said MGS didn't factor into the initial purchase.
>>344988642
Have you seen the "People who bought this also bought..." section?
it's all MGS and soldier cosplay
>>344988985
>>344988920
Possible, but MGS series is very loved in Japan, so meaby is also more mainstream.
>>344979541
>400cal
>8.7g protein
No thank you.
>>344989210
based book off
>>344979541
Don't these last for fucking ever too?
>>344990307
Not as long as you might think: the box I have here lasts until this time next year, give or take.
>>344990635
can i come and live in your crib for a month or two anon
sup /jp/
Everytime I eat something I haven't eaten before, I hope it isn't just me that does this but I go
>hhhmmnnn
>aaaaahhhh
>I want some more!
>>344989210
>twin snakes
>>344989210
That's the size of Gamecube games in Japan? That's adorable
>>344986040
Holy shit, those things were like $1 a box when I was in Nip land.I only bought one box of the Sake Kit Kats for 600 yen, got home and googled it they sell them for $17.50 on Amazon.
>>344979581
Should've done some cross-promotion with the LOTR movies when they came out and made a Lembas Bread version.
>>344987884
Nigger have you even gone to Shibuya at night or Roppongi on a Friday or Saturday? African niggers everywhere hyping shit clubs.
>>344999126
It wasn't that bad in Shibuya the few times I was there, but Roppongi is a circle of black hell
