Using your videogame knowledge, would you be able to escape from this?
>>344975019
*teleports behind him*
ptttzxcchh nothing personell, doc!
>>344975019
Wait for the button prompt, and smash it.
>>344975019
What game?
Benis :DDD
>>344975019
is my penis clipping inside me? How terrifying.
wtf is this
>>344975019
Why is the blade tied to the wood plank so that the sharp part doesn't jut out?
>>344975115
Outlast.
https://youtu.be/edygPccUHYo?t=261
>>344975142
that's what a penis looks like
>>344975019
this game can sold million if villain is dominatrix lady
>>344975019
>video game knowledge
what did he mean by this ?
>>344975231
>tfw you've been fat so long you've forgotten what a penis looks like
>>344975019
piss on his face
>>344975019
I expected that scene from Q4 for some reason.
>>344975329
Then what?
>>344975019
I dont remember Quake 4 being this gay
>>344975395
>>344975293
>tfw you've been fat so long that you forgot what genitals you have
>>344975376
die
>>344975293
Don't you look at porn? I get so much penises in my porn, basically every person has one.
>>344975376
shit on the table
>not shitting and pissing all over yourself, lubricating yourself sufficiently to swooce right out of the wooden cot he's got you in
>>344975568
Well maybe you should stop watching tranny porn for a while.
Probably not, luck was a far greater favtor in that situation
>>344975019
>"Do you expect me to talk?"
>"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
>>344975019
Tell him I won't be able to have children because I don't have a womb so the fetus doesn't have a place to gestate.
>>344975801
So I can forget what a dick looks like? Nice try, fatty.
>>344975395
This isn't the start of Doom 2016?
>>344975019
Get an erection by thinking of something really hot (insert preference here) and then try pissing while with the erection to get piss on the rope tying my arm down, which I can then use to untie the rest of me. Sure it requires you to have a dick that bends in such a way that it would aim at one of your arms and you'd probably need to be uncircumcised to be able to shoot a stream that far but hey if you don't use it you lose it.
>>344975887
Anon i think he's just trying to painfully kill you, not get you pregnant
>>344976004
>need to be uncircumcised to be able to shoot a stream that far
Why would that matter? Do I have secret powers I didn't know of?
>>344975019
>>344975193
What's with Outlast's obsession with dicks?
>>344976098
I guess you haven't played the game
>>344976131
>tfw cutfag
>finding out all the cool shit I'm missing out on
ITS NOT FAIR
>>344976204
I haven't, is he actually trying to make you his wife or something
>>344976098
He's insane, he intends to chop of your donger, make a slit in your crotch, marry you and dump sticky loads into the gaping wound.
Guys a nutbar
>>344976231
yep
>>344976231
outlast.wikia.com/wiki/Eddie_Gluskin
>>344976240
>>344976328
i thought outlast was about a haunted house or some shit
literally what the fuck
>>344975019
Being the main character of the game, I either develope a skill out of nowhere that saves me (Ã la Sonic in SA2) or then via some deus ex machina the machine stops working, the guy gets a heartattack or other similar option.
>>344976131
Well I guess you don't need to be uncircumcised but you do need to get a big enough erection to the point where your foreskin pulls back by itself enough so that it doesn't get in the way of the stream. There's a huge difference in how far a stream goes when the foreskin is up compared to down.
Trager was a better villain.
>>344976216
>american genitalia mutilation meme
I never got why you keep doing that.
It was proposed back when people wanted to stop masturbation at all costs, because it was considered immoral, unethical, ungodly, and so on.
This clearly isn't the case in USA today, people masturbate and talk about masturbation openly. So why continue to cut baby dicks?
>>344976360
It's about a haunted house full of insane psychopaths.
The guy in the OP wants you to bear his children and will give you a womb whether you like it or not.
>tfw born in a muslim country
>tfw they tied me to a bed and cut my dick at the age of 5
>>344976440
My parents told me it was because its easier to keep clean. The worse part is it was a fucking botch job and I have a scar running down the underside of my dick near the tip and it hurts when I masturbate.
>>344976440
>So why continue to cut baby dicks?
Because Jews.
>inb4 /pol/
>>344976565
Bot goym also do it, its not just a jewish thing.
>>344976440
The only reason I've heard is that Americans are literally incapable of cleaning dicks, like showers are a mystery to them so they're scared of smegma.
I mean vagina's get smegma too, we aren't going to start cutting off the labia.
>>344976536
>hur my dick turned out fine so why are you complaining
>>344976240
So he's practically /cm/ incarnate?
>>344976463
>The guy in the OP wants you to bear his children and will give you a womb whether you like it or not.
That shit is genuinely disturbed.
Could be made to be even more disturbed if it was a woman who dressed like a man instead with the same motives.
>>344976440
It's only genital mutilation when done to women, you shitlord. Educate yourself, man-baby
>>344976596
I am not cut, and am a dirty, disgusting human, yet I've never had this "dick cheese" people post about. How does that even come about? Cumming while soft, and leaving the sperm in the hood or what?
>>344975019
>Using your videogame knowledge, would you be able to escape from this?
deus ex machina
The game would save me. I wouldn't have to do shit.
>>344976664
Only time I have ever personally had it was when I was stapled to a hospital bed for a few weeks in care and couldn't wash properly.
When I finally got home to fap it was everywhere so I just washed it off quickly.
>>344976536
I think we got the same doc. I have a massive scar on the side of mine.
Has anyone here ever got stabbed? That's one of my biggest fears.
>>344975019
Using your real life knowledge, would you be able to escape from that?
![038_Shower-Kno[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gnwAnJo.jpg "038_Shower-Kno[1].jpg")
>>344976596
pro tip pic related
>>344976216
>tfw I need no lube
>tfw I can squeeze my foreskin after coming so it forms a balloon and I don't got cum all over my chest and I can just walk to the toilet and dump it
you don't know what you're missing
>>344976791
I got stabbed with a knife on my hand, it's not that bad but bleeds a lot and took 2 months to recover
>>344976664
Try cumming, then blocking the tip of your dick using the foreskin or tissue or something. When you're finished just stop, put some clothes on and wait till tomorrow without cleaning or showering. When you try masturbating next you'll get some yellowy white smegma, but only a little.
If you continue to not clean you'll just get more and more. It smells pretty fucking bad too, as soon as you drop trowel people will be able to smell it.
>>344976536
>>344976784
reconstructive surgery
>>344976845
Do americans really do this? That's fucking disgusting
>>344976791
Getting stabbed in the stomach is one of the worst ways to die. The gastric acid burns your inner organs.
>>344975019
haha benis :DDDD
>>344976664
smegma isn't jizz or anything. It's a build of of the skin cells of your dongle building up under the foreskin. So not cleaning your dick is cause number one. I'm actually a very clean person to a fault, and I notice some time to time. Not that often mind you. That's why the anon your responded to even mentioned that women will also develop smegma.
>>344976845
But how would this happen incidentally? You have to try hard to produce this dick cheese, while people speak about it as if you have to try hard to prevent it, and even then you may fail.
>>344976925
please no
>>344976971
Sorry about that stroke I had. I didn't proofread and the sun was in my eyes and my feet hurt and I wasn't really trying and
>indie walking simulator
truy summer neo /v/
>>344976791
Got stabbed through the middle of my hand years ago. Strangely it hurt more coming out than going in.
>>344977038
Tell us more, anon. Was it a kitchen accident or something? I'm talking about getting stabbed in the backstreet by a nigger with huge butcher knife.
>>344977124
My friends and I were being, stupid fucked up five finger fillet. Got a two inch long scar in the middle of my hand from it.
