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Does your gf play games?
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>>344971895
How much was that piece of shit? I remember it being over $100 or something.
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>>344971895
>>344972454
I have one of those too :^)
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>>344971895
>pokemon + fallout

the two have nothing in common, this just screams LOL SO NERDY XDDD
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Yeah, but mostly just Skyrim.
She hasn't beaten a single game, even though I gave her Cave Story.
How do I get her to fucking play games to the end?
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>>344973634

*raises paw*

try giving her good games to play instead
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>>344971895
Yeah, she plays a bunch. Mainly stuff like Banished. She played Civ for a while. She loves casual as shit games too, but hates anything like League, Cowadoody or Skyrim.
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>>344973634
>>344973776
how does one get a gf?
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>>344973634
The later parts of Cave Story would be pretty difficult for a casual game player, I reckon.
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those nails and tattoo.
basic af
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>>344973767
*grabs you by the scruff*

F**K OFF!
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>>344973891
*it was a hologram*
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>>344971895

My gf is obsessed with Pokemon Go, she will yell there is a pokemon outside and run out in the middle of a conversation. She also does this in the middle of the night so she's probably going to get gang raped down an alley over a zubat eventually.

I don't even have a cell phone since she's the only person I talk to so I can't play.
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>>344971895
>those nails
>fallout shit
>pokemon go
>om tatoo
wew lads
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>>344973767
Good idea. What do you recommend?
>>344973831
Got her by being a toxic bitch on League of Legends and randomly adding her after ruining her game. We ended up just somehow hitting it off, despite the initial hatred.
>>344973857
I guess, but I started on MegaMan 2, so, eh.
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>>344973831
Being friendly, talking to a variety of people, actually talking to girls without sperging out.

So pretty much do things that the average /v/irgin can't.
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>>344973937
just teach her how to fake gps
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>>344973634
Introduce her to a game with a nicely structured narrative and an interesting philosophy that's also fun to play, like... Pathologic.

Or just something with characters she likes and simple gameplay, like a Dragon Age Origins/II
My ex-gf only played Skyrim for two years before she moved on to Fallout 3 and 4 and the Witcher series, so she'll get there... sooner or later. Just persevere and have hope, anon.
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>>344973831
I've been with mine since I was 17, she was 15. Met at a house party of a mutual friend and neither of us wanted to be there and were pressured in to going by other friends. If it didn't happen back then, I don't think it ever would have happened for me. She looks like a complete normie, but is a bit of an awkward sperge.
If I was single now, I don't know what I'd do. I have no problem talking to girls, but I just never felt like pursuing them or starting a relationship. The whole thing was just an accident, really.
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>>344973937
>get gang raped down an alley over a zubat eventually
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>>344973831
-Lower standards
-Hit "like" on every female profile on OKCupid
-Copy/paste generic greeting and send to all of them (insert custom question based on their profile if you have time)
-Respond to ALL responses, especially from desperate fat girls
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>>344974065
>Fallout 3 and 4, Witcher series
That's not much of an improvement. Actually, it's not an improvement at all.
Until my girlfriend can enjoy Viewtiful Joe and Bayonetta, I won't be satisfied.
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>>344971895
From time to time, yes.
I managed to introduce my wife into PC-gaming by setting up a minecraft server and just messing around with her, we were having a blast.
After she got bored with minecraft, I bought Terraria for the two of us, which is pretty much better than minecraft, but also a little too complex for her. I have to explain a lot.
I've actually tried to get her son to join us as well, but he's not really into videogames.
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>>344971895
Yeah mostly 3DS and Vita games
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Goddamit, those nails are so gosh-darn ugly.
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>>344972598

>vlc
>chrome
>steam
>arma 3
>windows
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Mine only plays SNES games, because she has one from childhood.
Newer games are scary and too complicated.
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>>344974641
>why dont you have autistically obscure programs that never get updated like me? heh loser
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>>344974340
>That's not much of an improvement. Actually, it's not an improvement at all.
That's because we're not going out anymore, anon
Seriously, just keep trying things out with her. Find something she likes (characters, a narrative, a game's artstyle) that isn't too difficult so she can stick with it and feel satisfied, and then when she enjoys it enough to finish one, she'll realise the worth in finishing games instead of just playing them.

Or wait until she's sick and give her Pathologic.
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she plays DOTA 2 every day and teaches me all the autistic MOBA terminology in Overwatch
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>>344971895
>>344972598
>>344973957
https://youtu.be/2dbR2JZmlWo?t=9s
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>>344973973
>internet gf
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>talking about girlfriends on /v/
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>>344974871
>FilthyFrank
>>>/reddit/
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>>344971895
OP you grabbed this from reddit and reposted it here. I know cause I too go to reddit. But why repost reddit here?
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>>344974947
Eh, we've met several times since then. It's not too long of a distance not to drive a couple times a year.
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>>344974641
Fuck you, there's literally nothing wrong with chrome.
>muh Firefox
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>>344974340
>Bayonetta
Literal meme game
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>>344975247
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She tries her best to like my hobbies.Tried some GBA emulators like pokemon firered and stuff but seen to give up on the games after about a week.I know she is quite busy and stressed all the time because of her job but I would like to find a game that we both could enjoy playing.I'm thinking of playing through Portal or To the moon with her.What do you guys think would be a good introduction to her?
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I've had a total of 3 gfs in my life
1. Was one of those "im such a nerd" types that doesn't really play games but instead would spend their money on video game related crap, like zelda mini figures, and memepool shirts.Dumb as rocks and annoying as hell
2. Actually played vidya, had a big collection of stuff all the way back from the NES. I know she had 100% Majora's Mask and Wind Waker. Was also the only person I met IRL that put as much time into Pokemon as me. Then she became a "nonbinary asexual" and she just didn't want anything to do with me anymore
3. 1, but more country and less zelda minifigures
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>>344971895
>gf
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She's Korean, so yeah.
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>>344975219
>chrome
Opera Master Race. Literally Chrome but faster.
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>>344975219
Chrome has a bunch of things wrong with it

I only use it because it ties well into Youtube and Gmail
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>>344975454
Try something relaxing like Animal Crossing or Bejeweled
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>>344975530
>Then she became a "nonbinary asexual" and she just didn't want anything to do with me anymore

cucked by tumblr
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My gf is a big factor in how I play video games
She even likes to take control of my mouse when I play PC
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>>344975637
>She's Korean

I'm so sorry...
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>>344971895
Why are her arms so fat and why does she color her nails like smurf?
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>be in a relationship
>have no time to play vidya and feel unfulfilled on my hobbies and leisure

>be single
>feel alone and unloved

guess the grass will always be greener on the other side
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>>344975867
yeah man I know. Shit was crazy. Overall good 2 1/2 years though
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>gf
I think you mean bf, OP.
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>>344971895
My bf does, yeah.
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>>344971895
What's wrong with her nails?
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>>344975934
Why?
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yeah, they love total war and mount&blade. But _he mostly plays grand order nowadays.
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>>344971895
Wife. Yes. She's not good at most non-racing games that require tons of reflex like fighting games and FPSes (especially multiplayer, but she's decent at FPSes that are played coop), she's also bad at platformers. She played the shit out of witcher 3 and she unironically loves bioware games. She's more interested in experience than "skill." She used to be very good at F-Zero GX. We played F-Zero X the other day and she won over half of the games. Funny enough, she does not have the patience for the technicalities of the Wipeout games. She likes WRPGs a lot. FFXII and FFXI are her favorite JRPGs and MMOs respectively. She's currently into Pokemon Go. I'm not because I've been invested in Ingress for a few years and don't have time to split between AR games.
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>>344976672
You did good anon
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>>344971895
>ohm
>multicolor nails
>cheap ass pimp boy from Memeout 4
>Pokemon go

Jesu Cristo
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>>344973590
>the two have nothing in common
maybe that's the joke you twit.
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>>344971895
thank you
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No, thank fuck. I don't know why you cretins think it's so important to have a gf that likes your hobbies. It's actually a lot easier to make a relationship work if you date somebody who isn't too similar to yourself especially if you're an awful depressed person like half this board
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>>344974641
Muh special snowflake programs
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>>344971895

Mostly shooters and fighting games.

She's actually better than me when it comes to fighters, but that's probably because she grew up with them while I played mostly platformers or shooters.
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>>344973831
just b urself
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>>344974178
I love that there are people out there spamming their way to romance.
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>>344974641


> bashing on naything just for the sake of it
UUURRRRR YOU TULL HEEM ANON ! i bet he breathe air too what a faggot
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>>344973831

Be yourself, dress in a way that complements your bodytype and don't treat her like she's made of glass.
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>>344975219
>Can't use java to play runescape and other shit

Fuck that the moment they pulled that shit I switched to opera.
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>>344973831
yank her by the arm and take her home
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>>344975123
Do you buy shit for her?
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Nope. We hike / exercise together on weekends and hang out every 2-3 nights a week just watching tv while i play WoW (during progression atleast) on and off.

She tried getting into it to 'spend more time with me' but neither of us really cared for it. Only annoying thing is that socializes alot and all of her female friends are fucking bitches i can't stand, but she knows i hate them and doesn't hold it against me.
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Well one of the east european hookers I pay twice a month plays candy crush
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>>344978269
Um... yes?
I mean, I've bought some games for her, some shirts and whatnot. Why do you ask?
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>>344976105
>more country
good call dude, country girls are ace
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>>344975219
There's literally everything wrong with chrome. Even chromium would be better
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She's playing Stardew Valley right now so yeah.
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>>344978371
Just wondering if you're getting strung along beefcake.
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>>344978371
I don't have any reaction images to post but just imagine you're looking at jean luc picard right now
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>>344978490
what's she up to? :3
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>tfw after a few half-assed dates I feel like the whole romance thing is just a big expensive headache

am i actually missing out or wht
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>>344978840
nah
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YES AND IT PISSES ME OFF

She plays casual garbage games like WoW and LoL and fucking MINECRAFT, she always gets us matching "gaming" clothes to wear in public, but I would rather kill myself than wear the shit she gets for me

Look at this shit, she got us both MINECRAFT HOODIES to wear together in public, WOULD YOU WEAR THIS FUCKING SHIT IN PUBLIC?!
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>>344978772
Got herself a stable, has like 4 chickens and a bunch of cows. Just got to the quarry.
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Sex war when?
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>>344978950
I don't think you actually have a girlfriend, Anon..
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>>344978568
Yeah, already lost 200 bucks to a streamer bitch. This one's surprisingly trustworthy and devoted, for a human being. What the fuck, right?
>>344978607
No problem, dude.
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>>344978950
I'm being serious right now anon,how old is she?How old are you?
This seen like some middle school tier relationship
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>>344974413
>Her son
Epic meme dude
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>>344978840
The money you blow on a gf could be spent on an escort or video games.
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She only played Telltale's Wolf Among us and Walking Dead. She tried playing Amnesia once, but got frustrated at the controls after like half an hour. She plays those endless "break your record" games on her phone.
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>>344978950
>she always gets us matching "gaming" clothes to wear in publi

why are you dating your mom
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not videogames
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>>344971895
I dont have a gf and you Know that you son of a bitch
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>>344971895
good job grill, you added one cringe on another just to signal that you re a GAYMUR XD ^^
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>>344976672
post pictures of wife with sharpie up the pooper
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>>344979012
Wonder what she looks like now.
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>>344979067
I'm 25 and she is 24, I love her to death but she's just annoying as fuck when it comes to gaming, and she never shuts the fuck up about warcraft shit, she dragged me to the god awful movie.
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>>344971895
She plays skyrim and minecraft. I used to flame her about playing normie games but I realized she innocently plays them for fun without wanting to look cool or pose as a "gamer" and felt like an asshole for teasing her about it a lot.
She started playing Pokemon go though so we play that together at least.
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>>344979294
No. I'm not interested in pooper play and neither is she.
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>>344979116
redhair is dudiest dude in all of dudeston, inhabited by a dudillion of dudes. testosterones are oozing out of his shit eating grin
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>>344975698
>>344978489
>"chrome is bad!"
>doesn't give any reasons

cool contrarianism you got there fellas
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>muh gf
>muh wife
When will this meme end?
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>>344979310
If she's not also a mobilefag consider yourself lucky because there are much worse franchises to be into than warcraft.
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>>344972598
>Logitech gaymen keyboard
>falling for the Romer-G meme
lmaoing @ ur life
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>>344979423
Fuck off jew.
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>>344974641
>inspect every detail of the image
>being this autistic
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>>344979407
>not having the equivalent of homosex with your wife

wow you must be pretty homo f A m
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>>344979407
>neither is she
How do you know she didn't get assfucked by chads in college? Maybe she just doesn't want to do it with you
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>>344979427
FIRST THEY TOOK HIS MONEY
THEN THEY TOOK HIS MUMMY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>344971895
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>>344973873
this
there's no way she's actually a hindu/buddhist getting a fucking Om tattoo
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>>344979503
Very.
>>344979587
She was never into chads. She's tried it once, didn't like it. I've never tried it and have no interest in trying it.
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>>344979931
kek
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>>344980085
>She was never into chads. She's tried it once, didn't like it.
lmao, you actually believe her?
that's what my ex said too
just you wait and see
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My husband plays a lot of games, really ranging from Skyrim, Arma, Fallout, Prison Architect, Offplanet Trading, Forza... occasionally I'll get him to play co-op platformers with me.
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>>344971895
Yes. She's some-what hardcore. Specially at monster hunter.
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>>344980085
>didn't like it
hehehe
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>>344980445
Considering she only dated one guy from age 16-28, yeah I do. It may come as a surprise to you but we're adults and have no reason to bullshit each other.
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>>344981238
>we're adults and have no reason to bullshit each other.
oh how naive you are
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>>344981238
>Considering she only dated one guy from age 16-28, yeah I do
she admitted to doing anal and you believe she only ever went out with one guy before you?
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>>344981238
>women
>adults
Pick one
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>>344981314
>>344981428
>>344981472
>I refuse to believe
I mean, that's okay. You don't have to believe it. We started dating 5 years ago, shortly after she turned 30. I've known her for 8.
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>gf

What is that? Is this a game?
Is there a craked version of that? Is there a walkthrough?
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>>344981793
Enjoy your used goods
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>>344981842
xD
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>>344981941
Not the guy you're replying to but every woman is used goods, anon. There is not one pure woman out there.
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>>344981941
m8 unless you go for a straight up religious girl or one of those sheltered birds then every single one is used goods - the number only grows the older you get

not saying whether thats good or bad, but its the reality
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>>344981941
>sane person wanting a virgin
I am enjoying it fampai. I am enjoying it.
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Occasionally she plays some Super Mario Sunshine, or we'll play some Mario Kart. Super Monkey Ball is her favorite. She doesnt play much though
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>>344971895
Yes.

The game of taking my cock up her ass.
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>>344971895
Does your gf get angry at games?
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>>344975017
>tripfagging on /v/
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>>344982208
Sure you are buddy, just don't be too surprised when "your" kid comes out looking nothing like you
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>>344971895
No I just broke up with mine.

She only ever played Sims 3 really fucking awfully.
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>>344971895
Yeah.We played the shit out of mh4u, fantasy life, final fantasy explorers, and some other games on 3DS. We also played path of exile, dynasty warriors and mabinogi (her favorite childhood game), but she doesn't really like gaming on PC.
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>>344971895
>level 12
Jesus Christ, that moron actually played that pokemon garbage
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>>344971895
Yes my right hand plays games almost constantly
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>>344976221
>tfw no bf
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>>344983250
>We don't have time to have kids, but the time we are set up proper it might be too late. Adopting in our list of things to do, so... my kid is not going to look like her or me. It would be funny if we adopted an Asian kid.
>White Australian woman
>African American man
>Asian child
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>>344982626
Pretty sure that's rape
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>>344978229
>>344975670
Woah, didn't expect to see other Opera people on /v/.
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>>344983591
This is bait
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>>344971895
Nah my gf likes to watch me play though. She is subbed to one or two lets play fags on youtube though and was into FNAF and Undertale for a bit but it seems to have passed. She really likes Dark Souls though, Loves it when I play.
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>>344983786
I swear I'm not baiting.
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>>344979692
JUST
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She doesn't really.

We played Broken Age together, which was probably the best possible way of experiencing that game.

Other than that she played a few games on the iPad, and sometime calls me a game snob for not playing the most popular games.
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>>344983967
>muh dik wyte wimmin
Fuck off nigger
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>>344983967
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WIMMINZ AT
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I want a bf FUCK L O N D O N
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FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE WHY DON'T THEY BAN NORMIES ADDMINTING TO HAVE A GF SHOULD BE PERMABANNED
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>>344984112
>>344984228
kek
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>>344981941
>this meme again

Face it, you're just saying this as an excuse for your incompetence. Just like Japanese men.

>I'd never date that girl because she's not a virgin, guys. I'm not autistic or anything

Fucking grow up already
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>>344971895
Yeah, she plays this game where she pretends hse doesn't exist and the last time we talked was 4 years ago ;(
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>>344985238
Not an argument
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She is a huge weeaboo, and the only games she likes are fighting games (but she is even worse than I am)

She is an introvert too, so we both prefer our alonetime for our nerdshit, and mutually hide our powerlevel from friends

She is also black
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>>344971895
How does she wipe her ass with those nails?
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>>344985506
wiping is pointless. waste of paper and pollutes the environment.
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>>344985467
>loves fighting games
>black

Every time

I'd give much for a black waifu that loves fighting games though.
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>>344985467
>not black guy dating black girl
I welcome the mixed race future.
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>>344985429
I know I'm right cause I used to be stupid like you. Seriously, snap out of this delusion. It's dumb and it's gonna make you depressed.
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>>344985506
>not getting no wipers in the year of our lord and saviour two thousand and sixteen anno domini

absolute plebian of the highest degree
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>>344985593
Whatever you say Pajeet
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>gf
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>>344985693
Not an argument
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>20 years old kissles virgin in 2 months
My early high school days were so great, because graduating girls were fond of me for some reason and were allowing me to hug the shit out of them.
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>>344972598

>bosch
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>>344985932
20 really isn't that bad in this day and age
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>>344973831
Fit
That's it, you can be ugly, poor, an evil bastard that uses his gf like a punchbag, and get a gf, but if you are fat, you are going to die alone
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>>344971895
>>344972598

Remember when /v/ was so hhyped about that shitty plastic toy? Just as bad as amiibos.
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>>344985429
some things are just not worth arguing about, because there is no combination of words that will cause you to concede. you will either grow up and realize how dumb you are and change, or you won't.
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>>344986106
Not even an argument
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>>344985913
>that's really homosexual
>they start kissing
>I don't know what I expected.
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>>344975017
oh, look. it's the guy who has been tripfagging, on /v/ of all places, for almost 10 years.
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>tfw I'm 31 and a KV
I guess not everyone is worthy of love ;_;
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>>344986032
Also young. Once you past 30 you will see nobody pays you that much attention, even if you're fit.

And if you're fat on top of old, well... Just make sure you work on your self-esteem before you get to that point otherwise you're going to want to kill yourself.
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>>344985932
>people who are under the average virgin age complaining about tfwnogf
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>>344971895
I don't have a guardian force.
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>>344971895
Yes but she is a trap
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>>344986042
>just as bad
It's actually worse, considering it doesn't really do anything. I still have one
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>>344979116
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>>344986585
Not an argument
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>>344985913
teehee tummies
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>>344985614
I hear that shit all the time. Everyone tells me she is ugly and below me, but they are just racists.

She is not fat and has a cute semi afro
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>>344986767
You are pretending you have a gf or know how to acquire one when in reality you don't know shit.
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>>344974641
If you aren't an autistic memeing manchild from /a/ there's literally nothing wrong with VLC

Chrome is a botnet and yet it's faster and better than the competition (and as far as I know, nobody actually proved its a botnet)

The fact you are >implying Steam
is so funny there's no reason to point it out

There's no excuse for Windows except it's the only OS that can play games decently, and Arma is about tastes

Get fucked
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Are cosplay girls any good?
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>>344985921
Fine. Keep your delusion and your 72 virgins in heaven doctrine.
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>>344973767
>>344973891
>>344973909
this is some shit
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>>344971895
Goddman , i have to bring up My Fallout Boys to get their piboys and were out for pussy.
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>>344971895
Yeah, gonna play Satellite Reign together soon.
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>>344979116
2 on the left and redhead in the back could get this dick. I'm talking a brutal, hate fuck tier dicking.

>>344979420
Still want to pound his moist hole into oblivion.
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She doesn't play any games.
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>>344987043
Half of those are calling off women altogether.
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>>344987043
Not an argument
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>>344987452
Not an argument
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>>344971895
I would dump her if she went out in public like that. Fucking embarrassing.
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>>344974413
>her son
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>>344985429
>>344985921
>>344986168
>>344986767
>>344989361
>>344989290
Holy shit how can a man be this pathetic

>inb4 le not an argument
Damage control at its finest.
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/v/ help I went on a couple dates with this one girl I met on tinder and they all went really well but she says she just got out of a relationship and doesn't want to get in another yet. Should I wait and occupy my mind with vidya or should I look for another grill?
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>>344979034

>$200

For what purpose
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>>344990020

Look for another. When you ask if they want to be in a relationship, if you don't get a "fuck yeah" out of the gate, move on. The "just got out of a relationship and doesn't want another" is the same as "I want to be friends" or "I have a BF". The key is in what you last said though, anon: "look for another". You gotta be proactive, they don't just come to you.

Also, this might help you:
https://www.amazon.com/Models-Attract-Women-Through-Honesty/dp/1463750358/
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>>344990020

She's trying to let you down easy my friend
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>>344990313
>I have a BF
Which one? If it's battlefield 4 or bc2 we can make a squad, good shit.
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>>344971895
>mfw your entire post
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>>344973831
Hook up with a qt fujoshit.
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>>344971895
Yes. She has better taste than me desu.
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>>344990564

>mfw your brain problems
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>>344990489

The new one. She's in the beta.
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>>344990313
>>344990447
That's pretty disappointing honestly, I felt like we had really good chemistry but what the fuck do I know since I'm 0 for 2 with women I've actually tried to get with
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>>344973831
why the fuck would you want a GF
buy a fucking cat or somthing
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>>344990698
Guess she's out of my league then.
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>>344985238
>le fucking grow up bro XD
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>>344990759

You're bound to get rejected and your sample size isn't huge, just hammer on and don't let it hurt your confidence
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>>344977993
I know this post is 3 hours old but I still feel the need to say that this is the biggest bullshit I've ever read.
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>>344990857
If you don't agree that maturing/growing up is a solution for most problems the manchildren in this board have you haven't grown up as well. Just saying.
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>gf
not for a while now.... ... .

>vidya gf
yeah right, thats about as rare as asian ginger.

>>344990798
you can't have sex with a cat.

inb4 furries who go too far past neko's.
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>>344973937
>going to get gang raped down an alley over a zubat eventually.

Lost
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>>344991673
Got fuck a prostate
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>>344991471
How silly.
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I bet you guys just have way too high standards or are desperate sperglords.

There is tons of girls who legit like to play vidya, but they are
1.) not easy to find, since they often don't admit they are female and don't leave the house much
and 2.) they often look below average - but hey so do you probably :^)

I feel like most fags who while >tfw no gf expect to fuck at least an 8, while they are a 5 or lower themselves.
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>>344992889
no u.
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>>344971895
Yes

But the real thing I want to say is that those pip boys look like you have a bomb strapped to your arm. I wouldn't dare walk in a public place with that on.
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>>344971895
>Tattoos
The eternal mark of plebians
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>tattooed slut with epic collectors edition bullshit

no thanks
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She has an N64 and a Gamecube from when she was a kid as well as a Gameboy Colour. Other than that, not really. She was hooked on Smash Bros. for a bit since I asked her to play with me.
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I hate women but man I wanna fuck em
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No, but she likes to play with my joystick if you catch my drift.
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>>344971895
she has 2000+ hours in ASSFAGGOTS
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>>344985467
>tfw no black gf

how did you guys meet?
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>>344990018
Not an argument
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no. though she wants to try sometimes but I keep her out of the hobby.
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>all these people with gf's and wives

how c.ucked can you possibly be

top kek
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>>344987413

Talk about mad
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>>344981941
Used goods can be better. Easier to fuck and they aren't shy about it.
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>>344973937
how do you not have a cell phone?
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>>344981941
Oh yeah I'm enjoying your mom alright
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>>344974641
>windows

Some of us like to actually play games, Linuxbaby
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>>344974641
>listing all that stuff that did literally nothing wrong
>not listing Gnomoria

You genuinely are autistic, aren't you?
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>>344973937
>don't even have a cell phone

come on.
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>>344983605
it is
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>>344996604
Dad?
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>>344988527
they are men...
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>>344986767
>>344989290
>>344989361
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>>344997429
benis
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>>344973767
>*raises paw*
Please stop
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>>344973937
>only person I talk to
Co-dependent bitch
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>>344974871
ey b0ss...
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>>344972598
>ray bans
>>
>friend gets a gf
>hangs out with me less and less
>eventually gets married
>he never does anything fun anymore
>claims he can't do certain things because it'll "make her angry"
>his excuse is he gets to fuck her
Why would you do this to yourself?
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>>344999874
>a-at least I get to have sex!
This might be one of the saddest things to say.
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>>345000316
he fell for the vr meme
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>/v/
>girlfriend
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