MEANWHILE, ON ALIEN /v/...
I hate video games.
P̵̢̭̩̩̪͖̗̪̮̄̅́̽̏̾̃͒͘̕͜S̸̡̨̖̤͇̝̲̦̮̓̓̀́̔̍͌̒̃͑͜4̸̧̡̬͕̬̻̻̭͎̣̀̋̈͆͛̐̑̐̚̚ ̸̧̨̱̺̫͖̝̖͓̮̽̒̇͊̋͑̉̿̋̈́ḫ̶̛̠̝̣̙͈̹͍͎̇̂̎͌̍̈̿̄͠ͅá̶̢̡̛͈͈̺̫̗̤͍͉̅́͌̆̕͘͠͝ş̵̛̞̣̰̜͚̦͖͑́͛̎̈́͂͊͘̕ͅͅ ̷̱͖̪̠̣̰̬͕̩̮̌̒́̆͗͂̍̕͘͠ņ̶̨̛͚̮̖͖͓̥̜̼͌̒͑̓́̄͗̚͠ȍ̸̧̪̜̹͕͖͓̭̠̳̽̓̈́͋̓̐́͒̚ ̷̡̥̣̥̲͇̭͔͉̦̊͊̓͌̾͌̐̈́̓̈́g̷̡̢̢̨̨̺̣̬̱̣͊̏́̓̃̈́͂͋̚͘ả̵͇̦̦͎̰̥̣͎̮̤̾̐́̓̔͐̂̏̚m̵̛̮̬̜̞͕̩̺͓̲͎̑̄̎̎̽̌͐͗̀ẻ̶͔̝̩̫̠͔̪̗̩̮̅̀̑̔͋́̌͛̿ş̴͉̼͙͕̞̻̫͎̝͗̂͆̽͊̑̾͒̀͠
ayy lmao
po si a toggaf
I hate greys
>grey lives matter """"""""""""protesters"""""""""""
Earth /v/ is fucking terrible. Now, back on to video games...
Did you guys play Uk Lak Turr 3 yet? This game is awesome.
>>344962901
Did anyone here actually like the human sections of Halo 2?
>>344963410
I did. It was refreshing playing as something else.
FUCKING MAMMALS
GET OUT
XAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish people would shut up about pokehuman go. like shit, we could've abducted humans years ago and actually experience it for real.Red team or faggots
>>344962901
FUCKING LIZZGERS GET OFF MY SPACE BASES
XCOM is the Game of the Zarlaz all Zarlaz.
It's a great depiction of how our species can be seen as the bad guys and portrays humans as the good guys for once.
And to think, if Garzalax VI hadn't have scanned it on its earth voyage we'd never have had the honor of playing it
Ayy
FUCKING TA'HA'LOK'S NEED TO LEAVE MY BOARD! ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Who the fuck came up with lategame ADVENT 2? Fucking game just spams grenadiers and the occasional psi-ops at you.
Why does he have to be such a douche?
>>344962901
I don't care if its old. Martianbound is still one of the best games by Gluktendo and you nugwugs need to fucking get off my /̄̇͊̒v͚̠̘̄͝/͉̥͎͗͂̊ͫ fucking underage summer fags.
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
Fleshcunts are literally the worst lifeforms to play vidya with.
Wow, great reaction time, dofus, we could of completed the objective in 0.004 seconds instead of 0.005. And I bet we could of had better coordination too if your brain wasn't made of goddamned meat.
>>344963847
The emperor of humankind did nothing wrong.
Mon'keigh purge when?
It's like, how do you even know for sure that Aliens are not afraid of human?
Why do you think alien = hostile toward human?
Out there, somewhere, aliens are making horror space video game about us human preying on a lone alien in an isolated spaceshift.
It's like dead space but the roles are reversed.
>tfw no human gf
>>344963921
Fuck off you Kagnar, Martianbound is a babub's game. Also, hello //itt
>spherecucks
is meanwhile on _____ /v/ a meme now ?
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>>344962901
MEANWHILE, ON HUMAN /v/...
>>344963934
We should have never abducted this guy
>>344964078
hownew.ru
>>344964083
I hate videogames
>>344964046
>
>>344964078
Hello /Z/eddit.
Buy my m game
Pokemon Go isfun
>Choose your species
>He plays as a Glarbok
Remeber Glarbok players deserve to be supernovaed.
>>344964083
I fucking hate videogames
>>344964202
>Only supernovaed
Lizzga, Glarfags need to be Fusion dumped.
>>344963978
He did a couple of things wrong, though I empathize with his reasoning on the whole "no religion" thing.
>>344963978
He's a terrible father.
>he lives in the milky way
>>344963505
>>/pol/
>>344964350
>he doesn't live in the 5th dimension
>>344963318
lewd!
>>344964283
>tips blendorf
>>344963318
DELETE THIS YOU QQHIT FAG
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS TAKING ALL MY HOT DRINKS
>>344964202
>be me
>play Glarbok
>Narbshart players are so fucking bad they don't know how to kite
>Spit jomba juice everywhere listening to them reeee
>Pizzlard nerfs Glarbok into the quasar and back to Lorzzucks
>uninstall Xenoowatch
Fucking Re'iixus like yourself need to shove an astroid up your Yuux hole.
>>344964283
>dips blendorf
>>344963939
I can't hear you over my accelerated healing and learning capabilities.
DAILY REMINDER THAT YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
>>344964752
Oh, okay Mxr. Trashcan, sure we will.
>enters human server
>gets called aimbot
>banned for 35 jupiter moons
Sometimes I wish to give these fuckers artificial brains.
>>344962901
[unintelligible hissing]
Why does everyone pretend to be not-human in these threads? We know that any intelligent life that would exist outside of earth would be very much earth-like because that's the only possible kind of lifeform that can exist.
>>344965098
t. butthurt plutonium
>>344965098
FbUCK ObFFb MObNKEbY, DOb YObU EbVEbN KNObW WHAT ITS LIKEb TOb BEb A FLISHLARR?
>>344964632
[compressed gas hissing]
FLESHIES GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>344965065
[WAAAAAAAGH'S menacingly]
>Not running your games at 300 flipnorgs per tirant
>A shimbily groobly boob
*notices ur tentacles* OwO whats this~? :3
>>344965098
Because humans from earth are conditioned to not know about mankind's space colonies and exploration.
>>344965348
300 flipnorgs is so last nargax, the standard now is 600 flopnorgs. Jupitercycle needs to end.
Glurpstation 3 has no glorbs.
ACK ACK! Ack... ack. ACK ack! ACK! Ack ack ack!
Oi gitz! How do ya uze da interwarps?! Roight now me flashy mashine iz bein' kinda garbo an' afta I gave it a nice 'arde hit iz bein really bad. Iz it da connectionz? Do I gotta being it back to da Mek?
>>344965469
Does it need glorbs when it can suck your nargoxx?
>>344962901
Are you guys excited for Mass Effect Milky Way?
[ruiners]I think she's kinda cute[/ruiners]
>>344965572
Na na, jus gib it to da grechins, wez fix et up. Na sneeki buznis, promisss
>>344965764
>play fantasy game
>pick LITERALLY blue Saxxnox
Do you like three Baznux in you Mannpiz?
>>344965764
Cyberware always makes such attractive characters. That skaxxis makes my Jagon inflate.
>>344965989
}insinuating
>>344965572
This thread was going great
Then you showed up
>>344965563
Yet another example of unrealistic proportions.
Humans have it easy man they can work on their body but If I get born with 1 tentacle instead of two i'm the freak.
>>344965897
Hmmm...dasa temptin' offa becuz iz worf half da teef price! But you gitz usually muck fings up!
>>344966213
Dis looks like da kinda post cummin' from a pointy eared, panzee humie lookin' git! I outta krunp ya for not appreshatun da Orks!
>>344966087
Maybe I can pretend to be your flagrin tonight
>>344966103
)-Infratexting in 2YssQ
)-Not Ultratexting
post starfus
>>344966806
MUZ GURGGNIXS
THIC
hooman loli slut getting sandwiched
>>344967329
MOOGGZ
>>344967404
some vanilla to appease the Judicator
last one
>deliciouschocolate.gpj
>>344964007
More like Necron purge when ,those mon'keigh are not that important
>>344967994
Zog off eldar panzee! You worthless grots iz so weak iz funny! Least 'umies can put up a right n' propah fight!!! I bet wit me big stash of teef AN' me big, killy shooty snazzgun dat I can krump ya in any vurshual game imaginable!
>>344962901
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
>>344966806
>planlets
>>344962901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuk1HXcz1k
>>344968509
FuUUUuuUuuCk YOoUUuu..Mmmonky...m.meatbbaaAg
>>344968289
How filthy, this abhorrent Beast dare to speak to me .
Listen here green boy if only your pathetic warp drive was at leat effective for at least 1(one) aeon I would dare to compete against you only to see your green mushroom face to be utterly defeated , my machine is made of numerous Necron Part , I was involved in severous Tomb World raid with a ratio of 345:0 . The fact that I use the webway to connect to the warp make my reaction a lot faster than your pea brain , I ,son of Eldanesh, will wipe your filthy face out of this dimension and the fact that would be done so easily will ashame you before Gork and Mork .
May your bodie be tormented by thine warp enegies
fucking glorfors that own gaming always trying to glorf us out of money.
Okay, I didn't want to post this butwhy are human girls the best? Seriously, Uxxthans and Ro-Ro-Ros have nothing on them, and I'm even a PlithraBAKBAK kind of whampo.
>>344970476
pure ((((((((glorfincindence))))))))
