>Dev blog update
>"We're not dead yet"
>>344952771
> Dev blog update
> We're not making a survival sandbox game, we're going to do an arena fps instead
There may be about three people here who know what I'm talking about
>>344952771
>the name Pussy Galore passed censorship
>Dev blog update
>Sorry for no recent updates
>>344953095
they figured it was better than the original name, "wet, sopping cuntflaps"
>dev blog
>last update: March 2013
>Dev blog update
>"We need your help"
But they are dead.
Skeletons are making your games.
>Cuckstarter
Not even once.
http://www.hidden-source.com/
>tfw
>Dev blog update
>"Soon"
And when it finally released I lost interest in playing it.
>>344953936
>it's still not finished
>dev blog update
>"We're getting better!"
>>344952771
Emphasis on yet.
>Dev blog update
>We ARE dead
>blog doesn't update for a month
>dev comes back sayng he's not dead yet
>this is the last blog post from the dev
>and it's three years old
>>344952771
>dev blog update
>I'm not dead
>the guy had cancer, so it actually makes sense he'd start the update like that
I prefer diamonds are forever to gold finger.
>>344954579
RIP Konashion
>No fan remake
>>344952951
H1Z1?
>>344955386
fuck that game, they will never do anything to prevent hacking because they make money from it
>>344955229
at least the modding scene was strong enough to keep going and turn it into something great
Or it was when I was there, which was a while ago
>>344955706
I don't know. I poked my head around the mod forums a few weeks ago and it didn't look like much. It's still mostly the same uninteresting stuff like more clothes, accessorises and hairstyles. It's not enough to get me playing again.
ITT: Why we aren't putting our kickstarter up until the product is at least 85% finished.
I am really sick of seeing all these people get money for shit they don't have on the promise they'll get it together.
>>344955386
Nope. It's some obscure indie shit, you probably wouldn't know it even I mentioned the name. Lead dev went off to get a job at Arenanet and everything went to shit
>>344952771
every major mod ever
>>344956356
you're missing the whole point of a kickstarter.
>thinking a paltry million is enough to cover several peoples' salaries
people are this deluded. wow.
>>344952951
Grav?
>>344958474
?
>>344952951
>>344958547
What? please tell me you're joking. I bought that game to exclusively play offline. I'm a foolish goy.
>>344952771
>>"We're not dead yet"
That's how you know they're dead for real.
>>344952771
>>"We're not dead yet"
>posted 4 years ago
>>344958672
All those games left the devs destitute. Especially no.9.
>>344959080
The idea is, that more effort was put into some of those games compared to Mighty No. 9, even with all that money pumped into it.
>>344952951
That game by the Stalker devs?
>>344953936
>patch notes:
>"This update does not contain Xen!"
>>344952771
>Dev blog update
>CYA SUCKERS LMAO
>>344958827
>5% done
>Last update was in 2008
>>344953936
It got leaked twice in a short space of time, got forced to release early because of those leaks and most of the talented people quit.
>After playing Katawa Shoujo you joined a now defunct Visual Novel dev team
>You never even play VNs and have never played one since
Those /v/irgins were great, but it was fruitless all the same.
>dev of fangame based on one of my all time favorite games
>"this project is on hold indefinitely"
>a little disappointing but hey---
>proceeds to go on college-essay-long tirade about how hard his life is, how hard school is, how his gf broke up with him, how depressed he is in general
Christ dude, I don't feel bad for you in the slightest now that you're clearly fishing for empathy. Worst part?
"you're really brave for making this post" all over the comments.
>>344959080
Desolate Hope was profitable and was just a hobby project anyway, not a serious job.
That guy is rich now anyway from 5NAF
http://konashion.blogspot.com/?zx=aee8c3f153199e35
remember this?
he could have at least just admitted he dropped it sometime in the past three years
>>344960343
He's literally dead, read the comments to the last post
>fangame that has been on the making for years gets a sudden C&D
>dev releases the latest build of the game anyways
And it is all the more based because of how good and well polished the game is.
>Thank you everyone for funding our Kickstarter!
>6 months later
>Update: The Money is Gone. LOL BYE!
>>344952771
>dev blog update after years of inactivity
>everyone hyped as shit
>"leaderboards added, fixed a couple crashes on startup for amd cards"
>back to years of silence
>drawfag blog update
>"NOT DEAD YET"
>last post since 2014
>never delivered the Proto Man porn i wanted
What the fuck dude
>Last update
>Ok we're about 90% done, expect information about a release soon!
>February 30, 2013
>>344955386
When is the ps4 version?
>Star Citizen
I don't need to say anything else.
>that whole phase of youtube animators posting 'update' videos
>and nothing else since
>>344960813
To be honest I want to believe in this game and it might actually deliver but it has to be AMAZING. Anyways the core things are there and it looks great, still looking better than DayZ
>Fallout 3
>Starcraft 2
>Black Mesa
These things have actually happened /v/, don't lose your hope with HL3 just yet
>>344960503
How far in the last comments? If I could ctrl F through all them, it'd be much faster, but it's taking forever to show them all with the show new comments button.
>>344953095
>censorship
>1964
Pick one.
>>344960813
>People have paid tens of thousands of dollars
>For jpegs
>>344953936
>Surface Tension expansion
it's been a long while since I've played this, what's new?
>>344960998
>Black Mesa
Still no Xen chapters though
>>344960897
>To be honest I want to believe in this game
>I want to believe
>believe
Holy fuck you got scammed for hundreds of dollars and now you are still in denial after they delayed the game for two more years?
How can you not say it was a cashgrab?
>>344959951
Midnight Animal?The guy is browsing 4chan, he could be reading this post right now
>>344961048
It's to support the game development and they won't sell ships for real money when the game releases. Also you have to realize space sims of this scale/quality attract huge amount of autists that have no problem spending 15k on a ship.
>>344961000
I didn't find it either, but last time i remember reading comments they were all in rips and someone posted about him dying in a car accident (also somewhere on ribbit)
>>344952771
>Dev blog update
>"We're not dead yet, will post weekly updates from now on"
>Posted 6 months ago
>Last post
>>344952951
battleborne
>>344961197
I have not paid a cent for the game, I just remember the initial kickstarter and have watched a few updates and people playing it.
>>344960684
>febueary 30
it doesnt get higher than 29 fucking retard
>>344961276
The community is DEAD before the game even launch.
There are no more generals, most of the people on subleddit left.
The game is dead before launch when people spent thousands of dollars for skins.
How can you defend this shit?
>>344952771
>"We're not dead yet"
>last posted: 2012
>>344959080
>Dragon's Crown
>Skullgirls
>Shovel Knight
>Freedom Planet
>Leaving the devs destitute
>Dev Blog update
>"Thanks for your support!"
>>344954004
underrated kek
>Dev blog update
>"our art director took the money and assets and started his own project, we're dead, bye"
>Look at this 5 minutes E3 video. Have a good day
Fuck you captain ginger. Fuck you taleworlds.
>>344952951
Rust
>Starbound is coming out of Early Access on 22 July, 2016
>>344961484
I didn't know it was dead. I don't know like I said I haven't followed it that closely but apparently the campaign is going to come out this year or 2017?
>>344961994
I love drama between porn devs
>Fan translation blog update
>We're not dead guys!
>Last post was 8 years ago.
Alternatively
>We lost so-and-so due to family issues, but rest assured progress is still steady, we just have a little left before release!
Captain Rainbow is never going to come out, is it?
>>344957970
Roam?
>>344962218
>Say they're almost done
>Nobody else picks it up because of this
>If you ask about the progress you get told to go fuck yourself
>It's been like this for about 4-5 years
I just want to recruit some demons goddamn
>no updates to dev blog
>begin to think it's vaporware
>turns out they had a youtube channel which is actually semi-consistently updating
>their latest video they mention a closed beta
>fuck yea, sign up, comment asking when it will be ready
>"very soon, very very soon"
>been like 4 weeks
I doubt anyone here will get this one
>>344962414
ray of hope for stalker cop
>>344962642
no, but I've never heard of that so it still could probably apply.
>Fan translation blog update
>"We need your help"
>Nobody helped
>>344962342
It's the worst since you know there's groups most likely willing to work on it but since these people have "dibs" the other groups would get absolutely shitposted if they took it on.
>>344962836
>They have everything but a translator but have the Japanese text.
>They use Google Translate and try and make it workable.
What is outer wilds
https://www.fig.co/campaigns/outer-wilds#updates
>game should have been released in 2015
>dalay it to 2016
>last blog update about it was in november
>devs say they'll post news at the right moment
>been saying this for 5 months
Terraria Otherworld
>kickstarter post
>Thanks for the funding, we look forward to keeping you updated on the progress
>last updated June 2013
>last update was 162 days ago
>>344962174
yogscast game, they hired some guy who never made a game and spent most of the money on a artist who ran.
rip super deepthroat dev
http://konashion.blogspot.com/
ROUTINE, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
>>344958474
Our product is nearly finished, we literally just need money to cover the print run, show expenses, and some employee fees.
We actually did what everybody should be doing with kickstarter, and proving your product before you beg for a nebulous estimate of cash to make it real.
>>344953936
10 YEARS
IT'S BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT FOR NEARLY A DECADE
THIS GAME HAS BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT FOR AS LONG AS HL3
>>344964705
SDT is legitimately the first time I've gotten an erection from watching a blowjob. It's just not enticing in porn, typically; at least for me.
>>344952771
ahahahahahaha never ever
>>344965210
are you gay
>>344965360
Forgive me if I don't find it enticing to hear a guy moan like a dying wildebeest while the woman I'm there to watch is barely in the shot most of the time
>>344965521
sounds like you watch some shitty porn
should have expected that from a scat fetishist
>>344965006
>>344965307
>last update was over half a year ago
>just polishing the game
I mean it has to come out eventually, right? It sounds like they completed the core of the game already
>>344965210
I'm guessing you never had a blowjob? I never saw the appeal until high school
>>344952771
>>"We're not dead yet"
>posted in 2009
>>344958672
A lot of kickstarter games also have funding from publishers.
>>344965006
>>344965307
>>344966217
>have cool idea of sci-fi horror with neat retro art direction
>make a short teaser to get people excited
>spend next few years tweeting about your indie game friends and how tea helps you work
>Alien Isolation comes out, does everything you promised but better and with powerful IP behind it
>it's a massive success
>proceed to do fuck knows what for eternity
JUST
>company makes big spectacle of releasing news directly to fans
>presenter is company president
>semi-regular release
>president gets sick, presentation stops
>presentations start again, hope rekindled
>president dies
>follow cubeworld religiously before "release"
>ignore all the naysayers saying he'll abandon the game when it becomes a success
>buy it at "release", despite all the server issues
>wollay brings out a handful of patches and then disappears for a year
>game is no longer for sale
>suddenly returns and starts posting semi-regular updates on twitter
>all these new features he's been working on still haven't been released
I don't even know what the fuck he is doing, but it's cruel.
Fucking Gideon.
>>344968231
hahahahahahahaahahah
>>344967930
>guilt trip some hobbyguyman into releasing unfinished product
>its his fault you're unhappy
man people who go looking for sadness sure do convince themselves theyve found reasons to be sad lmao chere up fag
>dev is a chink who can't into English
>no updates since January 2015
>nothing to defend servers from abusive mod users
>PVE escorting mission can be griefed by a player killing the escort
>constant map crashes
Fuck you Feng, I didn't even need new content, just wish your game was actually fucking stable.
>donate money for dev to make game
>they use it to make board games that will probably only sell within the already small fanbase
>still hopeful because their games were always basedI want to be mad with Ice-Pick Lodge, but i can't
>Dev blog update
>"Fuck all of you"
>>344965307
>oh my god this is the Alien game I've always wanted!
>Alien Isolation comes out of fucking nowhere
I really hope that the devs finish this, to at least give some closure.
>Dev blog update
>"We are dead"
>>344965145
>HL3 has been in development
>Dev blog update
>We made some small changes which will make the game more stable
They need atleast 200 updates like this before the game runs smoothly at all.
>>344952771
>Dev blog upfate
>"We did it"
Everyone can go fuck themselves now.
>La-Mulana 2
>2014
>"Okay, we figured out how to use Unity so development can move forward"
>2015
>"Okay, we figured out how to use Unity so development can move forward"
>2016
>"Okay, we figured out how to use Unity so development can move forward"
>>344971759
Maybe they all have Alzheimer's disease.
tfw I love watching all the 10 for the chairman and around the verse episodes every week for Star Citizen
so comfy and they actually are making assets and technical progres
>english psp translation
Never ever.
>"We have big plans for 2015! Stay tuned!"
>Only small balance changes.
>Dev blog update
>"Check out my new project on kickstarter."
>>344952771
>Dev blog update
>"Check out this new game we've been playing"
>Dev blog update
>Most of the people quit due personal problems
>Dev blog update
>"I don't know how to tell you guys this but..."
>Dev blog update
>"Back to square one"
>dev blog update
>I AM GROWING STRONGER
>>344953326
I miss you Konashion
>>344971757
Who is this fluid druid?
>dev blog update
>Lighting update and other small bug fixes
>dev blog update
>Version 56 Hotfix
>It's a "LIFE IS HARDDD!!!1!!" post
>>344973216
>My friend's dog died
>I lost a week's worth of work
>My feet hurt
>I'm quitting the video game industry
>Interstellar marines.
>taking money for over a decade
>in that time there only deathmatch and two singleplayer maps have ever been released
>kickstarted and had early access
>last update is them admitting they ran out of kickstarter and steam money and need a pub
>b-but for the love of the g-game guys
>>344952771
I'm surprised by how many people follow dev blogs in this thread. I can't even think of devs with blogs if I tried. Where do people find dev blogs, and why do you follow them?
Sounds like a terrible experience. You just wait and wait and wait. Every update is just another reminder that you're waiting for something you can't play yet.
![PART1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IkcSqrH.jpg "PART1[1].jpg")
>>344952771
>We are switching to Unreal Engine 4/Unity
>>344973523
I thought their kickstarter failed?
>WE'RE BACK
>dev blog update
>release date
>>344952771
Pokemon Garnet.It's been so long...
>>344960894
Fucking Henry Partridge
He's really talented but literally everything he did in the last three years were update videos and SOON tm comments.
