Describe something vidya related with afood analogy.
video games are like food, eventually all of it becomes shit
>he thinks the moldy bread tastes better because its older than the new bread
>>344942948
best first is post post
Playing Super Metroid is the same experience as not having food for a long time but not feeling hungry
>>344943018
Your new bread doesn't have soul like the old bread
>>344943307
The new bread has raisins in it while the old one is plain and simple
God I hate when restaurants ask me if I want fries with that. Fucking include it in my meal for christsake.
I wanna call widowmaker "my blueberry"
Why the fuck does ketchup and cheese cost extra? It used to be free, and you'd just need to pay for sides, but now they're taking parts of my burger out and forcing me to pay extra for them.
>>344943487
The raisins spoil the simplicity by adding to much to the original bread, in turn ruining the bread.
>>344947738
I miss being able to buy second and third courses of a meal. It seems like Blizzard only does this with their Craft foods and even then, those extra servings aren't as filling as they used to be.
>pay to try the dish early
>nothing is cooked
>no seasoning
>everything tasle like shit
>when they bring the rest of the properly dish you find it's covered in bugs
>the chef called it a day and fucked off along with the rest of the staff.
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>Bloodborne
Drakengard is like a McRib, on an objective level it's bad but it's still so fucking good.
>buying a meal and eating it as is
>not adding a fuckton of extra ingredients for maximum flavor
>>344942471
Really bland soup with some tasty meat chunks, but some of it is spilled.
>>344951045
>putting ketchup on a perfectly good steak
>>344942471
I hate food.
Someone make some sandwich artist arguments they are my favorite
People who complained about Mario Maker's 9 Day-cycle is the equivalent of going to a Deli, seeing a fresh new Roast Beef piece, and telling them to cut it in half and give you the red part
People who play games for the story is like going to Nathans and buying a Burger instead of a hotdog
>>344949950
>imagine being at computers
>so fat you look and see food
What did he mean by this?
>>344953670
The computers are so fat
that you see food on the screen by default
>>344953670
>>344949950
Fuck
Now i want a drawfag to draw a Thicc Computer showing food in it's screen
Like turkey with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes
