What game things did you do as a child IRL? Or still do now
Used to run like Naruto
>>344927636
OMG is that mother base?
>>344927719
Used to run like sonic
I tried to mimic the way Squall from FF8 moves and walks as much as possible when I was 10 or so. He was by far the coolest character I had ever seen.
>>344927636
I have tried multiple times to Fulton myself out of a mission on top of a container and have never succeeded. I even captured an outpost and then tried it again. I decided to lie flat to see if that would work better. Snake slid off and I was high enough that I actually died. When I respawned all the enemies were back. Fucking Kojima
>>344928035
You have to hold down the fulton button.
>>344928035
Stand on top in center of crate. Hold the fulton button until Snake finishes putting the fulton onto the crate. Immediately after, hold press and hold the same button and snake will grab and hold onto the container.
>>344928239
>>344928304
Shit, really? I though the icon meant he would detach and cancel the fulton. Well there you go.
>>344928410
If it makes you feel any better it took me a while to figure it out too. Thought he automatically was secured ontop of the container.
>>344927505
>What game things did you do as a child IRL?
Enjoy videogames
>>344927505
When I was put in the corner, I'd race saliva droplets against one another down the wall for entertainment.
>>344927505
I used to try and mimic the sound of Ico's footsteps while walking around in the playground at school.
It worked sometimes, and boy did it make me happy.
>>344927505
Sometimes when i rummage through i touch the items one by one making inventory sfx's.
Whenever I'm looking for something, the scanning sound from metroid prime always plays in my head.
>>344927505
Sometimes when I'm standing in the middle of a crowded place, I'll literally shout out "CHARLOTTE!" and take two steps back. Then I'll shout "JOHANTHAN" and take two steps forward.
Then i'll speed up until i'm moonwalking backwards and forwards, almost shuffling my feet in a dance screaming CHARLO-JOHNATHA-CHARLO-JOHANTAHA-CHAR-JOHN-CHAR-JOHNCHARJOHNCHARJOHNCHARLOTTE
Then i'll stop cold, and simply step back into the shadows.
I use to put on my power glove and pretend it was a mega buster and pretend shoot things with it.
>>344932293
>use to
I take a lot of my things from Goldeneye.
>I crouch on one knee
>If I lay down I fall forward on my knees, then down flat.
>When I run I keep one arm raised in case I need to karate chop attackers
>I aim my watch at metal plates and pretened i'm laser cutting through it.
>if I get hit, I deeply exhale "KSSHHRRR"
>I carry a generic ballpoint pen, that I then squint at close range and pretend its the KF7 soviet
>I randomly take pictures of things with my phone and treat them as mission objectives
>Any time I give someone something and they say "for me?" I respond "No, for me." and kick them
>>344927505
>As a child
I don't remember.
>Now
Honestly I'm not sure how you'd determine what a "game thing" is.
I eat food IRL
You do that in game
Is that a game thing?
>>344932569
>Any time I give someone something and they say "for me?" I respond "No, for me." and kick them
kek
>>344932293
I used to stick my hand inside the pringles containers and use it as my mega buster.
>>344932897
Shit man, I always treated it like the Power Beam.
I do reload animations in real life and constantly talk to myself in Snake's voice
Lean around corners.
I had a little earthworm jim character I'd imagine running alongside the car jumping over obstacles, getting hurt and shouting groovy.
>>344927505
>inb4 mangafox
>>344927636
fuuuuu im like in metal gear
>>344932569
>if I get hit, I deeply exhale "KSSHHRRR"
My friends have a set of Drunk Jenga pieces with one being "Metroid" which means the player that pulls it has to put the Jenga box over their dominant arm and use their 'cannon' to take out pieces for the rest of the game.
>>344933358
>tfw none of my real life friends would do this
Why does everything fun only exist in fantasy,never in real life?
I do the snake thing where i repeat the last thing the other person said as a question.
Its great for keeping conversatons going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9XOSzVb0O0
>>344927505
I do a Gears of War style active reload with various things around the house and at work, battery packs, coffee pods, staplers, etc.
If I do it to my satisfaction, I'll let out a deep "Nice!".
>>344933627
Shit man, drunk Jenga sounds awesome.
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I used to omnislash weeds in my backyard.
>on vacation
>at a hotel
>there's a door near my room, but when it closes it locks
>if i go out for a smoke i have to walk all the way around the building to get back in
>on my way outside
>see a long, thin candy wrapper on the ground
>pick it up and go to the door
>wedge the wrapper in the flap so the door doesn't close fully and i can open it from the outside
>having a smoke at 3 AM realizing that my life is basically a point-and-click adventure game
>>344927505
I used to open doors slowly like in resident evil. I also tried double jumping. I did not succeed
I´ve told this story a couple of times now but whatevs
>Be the intern at the maintenance shop (20 yo)
>My duties consist on reordering screws and organizing paperwork
>One day without much to do, see that the guys left a crowbar on a bench
>Grab it, start swinging it around and making the "swhoo" sound from Half Life
>After I'm done, realize there's a security camera pointing directly at the shop and there's a chance somebody laughed their ass off
>>344935016
>i also tried double jumping
>i did not succeed
>tried
Of course you didn't, you gave up.
>>344932153
1. Open a window
2. Yell "Soliddddd!!!!!!!!"
3. Post resutls
>>344935016
Instead of double jumping, I tried to do wall jumping and wall running, like prince of persia.
>>344933045
>snake's voice
You mean David Hayter™'s voice ?
>>344933045
This is pretty autistic but sometimes when I'm in the kitchen making sandwiches for my wife's best friend, I'll swing the bread knife in the way snake does his knife swipes in mgs3
As a wee lad, I would stretch the sides of my mouth out with my hands trying to look like Nemesis.
>>344936123
>my wife's bestfriend
I steal cars and kill hookers
>sitting in back of parents' car
>imagine 2D platformer character running along the fences and hedges
>stoplights are boss fights
>>344927719
I had an asian friend who did this... poor guy.
>>344936123
>making sandwiches for my wife's best friend
>>344938765
Yeah, I used to do this too. And now that you've reminded me, I'll have it stuck in my head for ages.
>>344938765
Yeah, this all the time
>>344936123
lel im a cuck memes :D
>>344938765
This is actually how Miyamoto came up with the idea of a scrolling level for SMB
