My favourite game is Haafu-Raifu (Half-Life for you gaijins).
>>344903338
What is this, a picture for headcrabs?
YABBA! MY ICING!
>>344903398
I understand the joke you made.
Explain how HL2 is not a bad game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpCv12q6fFI
>>344903846
Will this make sense if you haven't played HL1?
>>344904194
Yes.
>>344903338
Cool, my favorite game is Defonso of the Ancionts double
>>344903338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5SaYHvizGU
3 years
>>344903338
Does Ray Sipes browse /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIzGfTEBA
STAHP!
>>344905762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_2cd2g5t4w
>>344903804
>>>/reddit/
Hey! Catch me later I'll buy you a beer!
>>344905596
>He will never top his masterpiece "forward slash vee"
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
WEEEECK
D'AAAAH
WHEEEECK
NO!
>>344903338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0MBDzzW4b0
HMMNnnnnthe boorderwoorllduhhh ZEN *inhales* izz in our control -ghuhhuh- for the time beeeing, thankssss to yoouuu, quite a nassssty piece of work you managed over there *inhales* I am im-pressed.
>>344905059
And when we play it, we play it on STEAM.
>>344903338
hahah youre a fucking faggot
>>344903846
oh fuck this guy
>>344906714
Well, the pilot thought we were headin' to your mother's house, heh. So far this all looks familiar.
>>344905937
Hear is you're (You), my good sir.
>>>/4chan/
>>344903846
HL2 isn't as good as 1, but this guy tries way too hard and he doesn't have any criticism, only nitpicking
>>344907519
DELETE THIS
>>344907519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv7eZ6M3Jow
(You)
>>344903507
Yeaaaaaaaah, man!
>>344907873
>duce ex
>>344907665
That tomato made me chortle. I nearly spat my Whole Milk through my nostrils due to laughing in such a manner.
Thank you for the laugh, friend. Hear is you're (You)
>>344908437
>you're
>>344903846
>its shit when half life 2 does it
>but amazing when this game does it
summed up the whole video for you right there
>>344907873
is that rockcock?!?
Greetings!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq6F47Cb9_M
Greetings!
>>344903846
Okay, there are some valid points in here and far too many points overall to cover, but this leaped out at me in a bad way:
>13:15
>The only potentially interesting plot point in this is the Seven Hours War which takes place offscreen and barely gets talked about, and they call it the Seven Hour War to remind you how badass the aliens are. Oh fucking wonderful, couldn't go with something plausible, you had to go with Seven Hour War because seven sounds cool and it's shorter than any other war. Bungee called, they want their gimmick back.
Does this guy not know about the Six Day War? And that was two Earth countries fighting one another.
Realistically, why couldn't an alien force defeat the majority of Earth's forces within the span of seven hours? Any forces that would mobilize after that span would be treated as miniature rebellions.
>>344910017
Fuck that whore Vinny.
>>344905489
How can I forget?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVgh2C8aGwc
>>344903338
Oh damn my nigga Ray
>>344903846
>HD Repack Crowbar
triggered
Who /fist of the north star/?
>>344913570
Still don't understand why people hate the HD Textures...
>>344913909
textures are fine, the problem is the new models, they just look ugly, and are too detailed to match with the envoirments so everything looks out of place.
>>344914132
Not really.
>>344914132
>>344913909
Even the best textures cannot remedy the lack of polygons, bump-mapping etc and thereby can even worsen the immersion for some people.
Gras texture is a case in point.
me it's salentu-eelhe 3
I also love dyedu-speys 2
Japanese Half-Life is best Half-Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HlmcOQaKI
>>344915495
I know one thing though, japanese left 4 dead is fucking shit
>>344915661
What do you mean?
>>344915764
Theres a japanese arcade version of Left 4 Dead.
It's horrible.
Anything else?
>>344915495
that looks awful compared to hl2 mp
>>344915921
Doesn't look too bad. It's probably better than playing with l4d 1&2's shitty communities.
>>344903338
This guy is not remotely fucking funny.
>>344903846
>like shitty shitty shovelware games
>shits on HL2 and Serious Sam
Yeah no thanks
>>344903846
>his voice
he's 14?or his balls never dropped?
>>344915495
Why do the Japanese fill the screen with colorful shit?
>Half Life 2
>A city, a sewer system, A creepy abandoned town, a Beach-side, a Prison, a Base, a full-on war happening in a city, a factory, a forest
>Half Life 1
>a boring lab, a boring office complex, more boring labs, steel corridors everywhere, another boring lab
How can you even compete?
What does any of this mean?
https://youtu.be/ith45mrSlC4
>slash vee slash was 2013
>>344917498(You)
They're waiting for you, Gordon.
In the test chamberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>344911471
What about the zanzibar war that lasted less than an hour?
>>344903846
I am not surprised when the bloke looks like a fucking autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRqOv4-_7EE&ab_channel=TheExaminedLife(ofGaming)
>>344918893
Fucking kill yourself, frogposter. inb4 edgy
>>344920334
edgy
>>344903804
>>344905937
>>344906714
>>344907519
>>344907519
>>344908437
>>344916235
>>344916438
>>344918893
please leave
>>344917498
Honestly this, Half Life 2 had some boner educing environments. Guns weren't as fun as the first aside from the gravity gun but the atmosphere was fucking good.
GrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRuuuuuuurhhhhhhh......
RRHRORORHORORORHRRRHORORRRHORROHRRRHRORRHOROHRRHORORORr
SQUAD
WE'VE GOT FREEMAN
Is Half life decay worth playing?
>>344921702
Man, if we make it out of here alive, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers. Hell, I'll buy the whole damn bar!
Fine. you won't even know I'm here.
HAHAHA, BOOTSCOOPED
>>344921845
With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team.
>>344922059
WHAT? YOU SAID I HAVE NO BRAINS? JOKE'S ON HIM, HE HASN'T GOT ANY BRAINS NOW.
>>344922440
NO! STAHP!
Am I being that much of a burden :(
>>344923249
Greetings!
>>344921707
I was probably just pissed at spending so much to play half life on ps2, but I imagine it is. Just couldn't stand the switch.
>>344923446
Man, I sorta feel bad for those scientists, what happened to them after the Black Mesa incident?
>>344903846
Literally who and why should I care
>>344918923
>can't refute
>>344922059
Why are you leaving me here?
>>344923978
You'll just have to wait until after the test...
Good morning faget, and welcome to Black Mesa, a place in the middle of fucking nowhere, and no one here is a normal person, except me.
>>344906660
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LISTEN TO ME AND YOUR ASSHOLE
Are there any mods for HL2 that get rid of the shitty run meter and enable autorun like in the first one? I was gonna play it again but I just remembered how obnoxious that was.
>>344923598
They got nuked along with everyone else who didn't escape before the black ops (technically Gmannuked the building.
>>344903846
What is it with youtube and teenage pseudo-intellectuals overanalyzing video games?
>>344927792
They saw Egoraptor and Mr. Plinkett do it so they wanted to do it too
>>344903846
This is the same guy that was posted in a serious sam thread. He actually has a video that where he literally explains why first encounter is the worst video game eber made. I'm not going to listen to this guy after expressing his shit taste to the world.
Aperture Science is shit.
Black Mesa is the much better research corporation.
I build the glu-on gun, but I can't bring myself to use it in another creature...I CANBWWWSHSSHSH
HD Pack fixes the ugly models and textures. You guys have shit taste.
>>344932585
>fixes the ugly models and textures
More like it makes it an ugly mess
>>344933354
how so?
>>344933354
>>344934063
he looks like he has down syndrome's
>>344934265
>he looks like he has down syndrome's
>down syndrome's
>syndrome's
>>344933764
You have these detailed models moving around and talking in the same unsettling way of the original game against the existing levels which didn't receive any upgrade at all so you have a model of a guy with fully modeled fingers typing in a computer with buttons smaller than a pixel blurred to shit
>>344934375
Sorry, I got them diabetes in me
>>344934447
>Would rather have it all look like shit
>>344934579
That's what they all say.....
>>344934632
if you make the game darker Vanilla Half life doesn't look half bad
>>344934763
>implying the hd pack isn't vanilla
>>344934447
Let me guess, you play HL1 in software rendering and play HL2 without all the updates and source engine upgrades?
>>344934063
one on the left looks like a fucking zombie
so is the one on the left the hd retexture that everyone hates? because the one on the left looks terribad
STAHP.
*twitch* *twitch*
>>344936578
Left is the original. Right is the HD pack.
>>344937660
woah
>>344937251
NO!
