You able-bodied people better be feeling able-bodied guilt since you can freely play pokemon GO
How does this count as (((news))) on the video game (((journalism site)))
http://archive.is/40h1Y
use archive link dont actually go on kotaku
The more awful thing is that you decided to give attention to them, and then decided to give them even more attention by linking them, archive or not. Stay on cripplechan, kid.
>>344899382
>straight white male illustrated as advantaged over oppressed disabled minority
>Kotaku will go down after the Gawker lawsuit I swear
You'd think there being no physically-challenged trainers in the anime, game, or manga would be a hint to these cripples.
Shit, even Wally had cancer or autism or some shit that showed how difficult it could be as a trainer if you have some sickness.
>>344899382
Pokemon GO is nothing like the actual games. Not even the same type of experience. If Pokemon GO was a full fledged game with all the mechanics of the normal games then this argument would actually work, and that's saying a lot for Kotaku.
Too bad they're implying GO! is a full game.
Play while your carer drives you to your physical rehab you fucking retard. Play while you roll around in your automatic wheelchair. Shake your phone to hatch eggs. This isn't that hard
Kotaku might not know, but people in wheelchairs can go outside.
>>344899382
We'll never get Pokemon Go in my region. Am I allowed to be depressed over it or am I privileged able bodied scum still?
>>344899382
All you do is catch pokemon in your area and fight gyms.
You can get that experience with any of the other games. Trying to frame GO as if it's locking you out of some unique experience is just whining.
Are people who are literally paid for this shitposting (obviously Kotaku, I'm not implying paid shills) not the priviledged ones?
Besides that, I'm sure they can play it and if not, but a fucking game boy. It will be more fun.
And I have no interest in GO but I'd play a home console Pokemon game. Only on PS4 mind you, as evidently the decided to commission mobile games instead of real ones so I sold my Wii U.
>>344899382
I'd be pissed too, if they were sprinting behind my fucking TV, prolly gonna rip all my cords out of the wall and shit.
>>344900223
You could walk to another region to get it, you able bodied cis scum.
This made me laugh far to loud.
>>344899790
>red hair
>white
don't you try to fit that filth in here
>>344899382
kek has she never heard of going outside before pokemon go?
>>344899382
>Koby Feldman, 32 and from St. Louis Park, has played every version of Pokémon up to Black and White. He also suffers from spondylolisthesis, so his spine is fractured at several points. Later, he developed fibromyalgia. To get around, Feldman needs a wheelchair or a walker. When Pokémon Go was announced, Feldman immediately knew that he would have problems keeping up with the franchise. He’s found a way to play, but not on par with his friends.
So why is a faggot like that not playing XY and ORAS?
Stop handicapping yourself.
>>344899382
Once again Kotaku knows fucking nothing. Kids with disabilities enjoy this game as much as anyone else. Me and a group of friends are going to a children's hospital to set up lures and shit. They love the game and most of them are rocking power CP houses because they have so much time put in.
>>344899382
>Echoes
gb2>>>/pol/
>>344900023
kotaku is one of the biggest people also in support of nintendo making pokemon go like the normal games
>I can't walk, run, climb stairs, have sex or a million other things people take for granted every day
>but what really hurts is that I can't walk around landmarks pretending to catch pokemon on my phone
>>344899382
Please don't crosspost memes. Think about it as a digital "one-drop-rule".
>>344899382
>not allowed to play outside vidyer gaems because you could hurt a wheelie's feelies
kertoku; amirite?
nintendo hasn't cared about disabled people since the 90s
when waggle happened, they dropped any ideas of accessibility
>>344899382
I can't play Pokemon Go either, but that's because I don't have service for my smartphone.
If they wanted to talk about people getting left out of something because of no fault of themselves, they could talk about income inequality or some other meme issue.
>>344899382
Wait didn't Kotaku shut down after based Hulk Hogan BTFO'd Gawker?
>>344899382
Why the fuck do you even care what they write? Just don't read them you easily triggered aspie fuck.
>>344899382
>people wanting more pokemon on handicapped spots
they can't be this retarded
the spots are going to be crowded with kids getting in the way of the disabled people's mobility
do they seriously want people on wheelchairs and other issues to have a harder time parking and moving over a fucking mobile game
I agree with this article, I'm a HUGE Pokemon fan and have been playing for 15 years non-stop, I have every Pokemon and over 15 thousand dollars worth of merchandise in my home....but I can't play this because I currently have to use a wheelchair to get around due to my weight. My handler offered to push me around from place to place but it's just not the same....for shame, Nintendo. I don't even feel like eating the many cans of Pokemon Spaghettios I have in my pantry.
>>344900590
>luring disabled kids
come on man that's fucked up
>>344900778
Why the fuck do you even care about this thread? Just don't read it you easily triggered aspie fuck.
>>344899382
Go away game "journalist"
>>344900535
>Gen 6 or beyond
Yeah, no. Not until Fairy type gets rightfully torn a new asshole. It's worse than Gen 1 Psychic.
>>344900753
no they filed bankruptcy i think and are going to be sold
>>344899382
GO was JUST released!
Do these sjw fuckers have nothing else to do? No job to attend to?
Fuck! It' s like they' re just waiting, constantly looking out for the newest maymay to complain about.
>>344899382
Playing video games in general can be offensive to dead people, because being alive is a crucial mechanic they cannot enjoy.
>>344899790
I'm not sure that I've ever seen a disabled black person, let alone a woman, in my life.
>>344901058
This is their job.
>>344900917
Gotta catch them all
How do people even live without video games?
>>344899382
The disabled girl gets to play the better game
Tragic
more "news"
Not my fault he cant walk, same goes for the mother i made a quadrapalegic when i crushed her under my car as she illegally crossed the street with her potatoheaded toddler. A family of cripples i suppose.
My best friend is disabled, she slapped a big ass battery on the back of her wheelchair and has been wheeling around the parks near us all day long just chillin' out near the stops, catching mons and stuff.
It's really not a big deal if your mobility is limited, so long as you have access to an area with atleast 3-4 close proximity pokestops you can still game it pretty nicely.
>>344899382
I don't think I've ever made such a creepy, heavy-hearted chuckle.
>>344899382
Fuck off, I take care of veggie fucks for a living. Half of you or more are responsible for your own disabilities and should of just anherod.
No guilt, only fun for me and I don't care if you can't enjoy it.
>>344899382
I have a physical disability, but why is kotaku trying to speak for me?
>>344900242
>Only on PS4
A wild Sonygger appears. Get him Ash.
>>344901497
bubliu bubliu bullybullybullybully
tam tam tam ta-da daaam tam tam tam ta-da daaam
taam taaam
>>344899382
>playing a GB game on gamecube
>Clearly doesn't have the adapter
ree
Yes, Pokemon Go needs to be shut the fuck down since it can't possibly be inclusive.
>>344901497
That's just fucking sad. Like, Battleborn talking shit to Overwatch sad.
>>344901658
What
>>344899973
What was May/Brendan's excuse for being a shit rival?
>>344901661
Dude stop being so ableist
>>344899382
Im jealous.
Those handicaps can play actual good pokemon games.
>>344899382
>playing pokemon yellow on gamecube
>being envious of pokemon goy
>>344899382
I'm more interested in what Bush did. You never see him in the news.
>>344901658
>bubliu bubliu bullybullybullybully
tam tam tam ta-da daaam tam tam tam ta-da daaam
taam taaam
>not wewloa wewloa wallywallywallywally
tum tum tum tu-du duuum tum tum tum tu-du duuum
tuum tuuum
WAAAAHHHH LET'S PUNISH THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE SOMEONE'S LEGS DON'T WORK.
IF I CAN'T HAVE FUN, NO-ONE CAN!
>>344899382
Why is that fucking white male's leg going through the TV?
>>344901364
Old war memorial in my town is 1/4 mile path with statues and memorial walls covered in pokestops. Easily accommodates disabled.
>>344899382
What about the people who can't even use their hands to play video games? Did they even check their privelege?
>>344899382
What about blind people you literal Hitler?
>>344902881
all people must be rendered blind so the blind people don't feel sad. It's the only way. Welcome to the Snowflake Generation.
>>344902632
It's not enough for the white man to have legs while the black womyn suffers, he has to destroy her TV too.
>>344899382
I have social anxiety and this game ruined my life. Thanks obama.
>>344901497
>sonygger
>buying anime handheld
>>344902632
It's symbolic of how the patriarchy stomps on woman through the media. It's sad...
>>344899382
>giving Kotaku attention
>using le epic /pol/rentheses
>>344900535
>stop handicapping yourself
>>344899382
>BAWWW POKEMON GO IS MAKING ATHEISTS GO NEAR CHURCHES
>BAWWWW POKEMON GO IS GOING TO GET BLACK MEN KILLED
>BAWWWW POKEMON GO IS ABLEIST
Why does Kotaku have such an enormous fucking grudge against this one app?
>>344899973
>a world where you can heal shit with fucking water
>expects genetic freakshows to still exist
Anon pokemon earth is basically a utopia.
So Kotaku is now writing the very articles people made up some years ago as a joke.
>>344899382
>kotaku thread topic
>autistic (((/pol/))) memes
go back to your containment board
I've seen tons of people in wheelchairs and shit around playing PoGo, kotaku is just doing their typical bullshit of trying to clickbait SJWs. Actual crippled people don't sit in their house and cry about their disability, they do everything to live a normal life in spite of it.
I fucking hate this modern culture bullshit of getting offended for other "less privileged" factions of people that you are blind to the actual opinions and lives of.
>went to Six Flags last weekend
>rides require at least 3 limbs
>imagining the rage Tumblrettes would have if they would actually go outside and walk around
Also, there were amputees actually at Six Flags, no idea why since they couldn't do anything there
>>344899382
>People in wheelchairs can't go outside
Literally what the fuck.
I had a bad spinal injury from a horse kick and was in a wheelchair for a little over a year and I went out on "walks" all the goddamn time.
Hey guys I found out about this new ableist hobby called running, these people use there LEGS by putting one in front of the other in quick succession. It's like they designed this running to purposely exclude disabled people.
>>344899382
What, am I supposed to feel bad playing Pokemon GO just because an infinitesimally small minority can't? Fuck this, no one should be forced to feel bad just because they were born with the gift of having working limbs.
And of course it's the able-bodied white male oppressing the helpless, disabled, black woman who can only play Pokemon Red on her Gamecube.
>>344902158
He was grooving when they were playing music at the dallas memorial.
He also got fucking pissed when Obama said it was the cops fault for getting shot.
>>344904626
*Yellow
>>344904626
>just because they were born with the gift of having working limbs.
Welcome to CURRENT YEAR, you should feel bad about not being shit because it's a privilege.
>>344904664
>Obama said it was the cops fault for getting shot.
He said that? Thanks Obama.
>Kotaku: Place where young white people in a first world country make a comfortable living sitting in an air-conditioned office 35 hours a week writing shitty stories about what it's like living without privilege.
>>344899382
>OP assumes that just because someone makes a post slightly critiquing something, means they're trying to say they can't enjoy it at all rather than just trying to bring up awareness of an aspect that might not have been considered before
VICTIM COMPLEX
STOP
BROWSING
KOTAKU
STOP POSTING THAT SHIT HERE
WHY IS IT STILL EVEN AROUND, FUCKING HELL YOU FUCKING RETARDS
EVERY DAY YOU FALL FOR THIS CLICKBAITING BULLSHIT AND BRING IT HERE
FUCK OFF
>>344904878
Black kids are just goofin around and cops shoot them.
Its not their fault, the republicans makes it easier for black kids to get a gun than a bookhe actually verbatim said that last part.
>>344899382
Pokemon go can be depressing for people who haven't been able to play due to shit servers and living in a shit third world country with shitty internet.
I can't play fighting games because I suck at them, or Bloodborne because I don't have a PS4. When is Kotaku going to make an article about me and how sorry everyone should feel for me?
What did Bush do?
>>344905162
To be fair it sounds better in context. It still sounds pretty stupid but it's atleast 10 IQ points above plainly stating "Glocks are easier to get than the Internet or Books."
>>344905309
I tried installing it today, it's depressing because my phone has shit irregular GPS and location + data usage means my phone heats up in moments and the battery gets devoured in minutes.
>>344899382
This just in, people who can't walk have trouble plays Pokemon Go, people who can't see have trouble playing videogames and driving, people who can't hear can't enjoy music.
Better ban all of it
You can play this game with a physical disability.
I know people with deformed legs and shit. Were I them I'd be upset that this was even an article. Disabled people aren't porcelain dolls.
>>344899382
Did these people's parents just completely fail to teach them that life isn't fair?
My parents pounded that into my head when I was like four.
>>344901782
But Overwatch is worse than Battleborn
Only because some Blizzshills are manipulating reviews and fake a "huge" fan base doesn't mean Overwatch is more than average
>>344906252
These are the participation trophy kids.
What they fail to realize is the shit future they're setting up.
They're being pampered now but won't have anyone to pamper them in the future. What will they do then?
>>344906431
While I agree that Overwatch isn't that special, Battleborn is most definitely worse.
>>344899382
>Pokemon Go Can Be Depressing For Fans With Physical Disabilities
Well no shit, there's LOTS of things people with physical disabilities can't do, and it very well may bum them the fuck out. That's what happens, isn't it? That's what being disabled means. I'm sure pedometers make the wheelchair-bound depressed too, which coincidentally Pokemon did before as well.
>>344906592
Write angry articles on clickbait sites.
>>344906431
hehehe >:3
>>344899382
How come this affirmative action crippled nigger triggers me?
>>344906252
>Not everyone has the same opportunities
True
>The more opportune people should feel ashamed
False
Its not like people chose to be born better off any more than the people chose to be born crippled.
>>344899382
Patricia Gorilla better be careful cause it looks like Cecilia is /v/'s new queen of clickbait.
>>344901198
I hook up with child prostitutes whenver.i have to go to shitty places in the world for work that im not willing to take my vidya which will more than likely get stolen if i were to take them
I would rather play the regular Pokemon games than play Pokemon go
Also, I didn't know Pokemon was on gamecube
>>344907607
You do not travel for work. You don't even work. Stop lying on he internet. You don't look cool.
Dear cripples,
You can't move and therefore can't play a game that involves movement. Fucking deal with it you pussies
>>344907781
Isn't it technically possible with the Gameboy Player?
>>344908070
Do you see a GB player there you cunt?
>pokemon yellow on a gamecube
nice meme
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>>344908473
No, you cumstain.
I only said it was possible.
And let's be real, did anyone expect any sort of accuracy from Kotaku of all places?
>>344901251
Bullshit.
I was at a big festival thing downtown today, and I saw a fucking Hitmonlee show up.
Started to follow the footprints to look for it, and when I finally got to the spot there were 6 or so other people standing there trying to catch the fucker.
People can figure out "if the feet go down, you're getting closer".
>>344903609
Because it's fun and they hate fun
Pokemon Go is over hyped as fuck anyways, it's not that fun and it kills your data like mad
>>344899382
>white guy is always bad
>niggers are always good
i love this meme narrative so much.
This pokego bullshit is getting out of hand. At first I thought they were just jokes. But they continued on. And on. And now it seems people legitimately think this thing is like the second coming of Christ or something. It's a fucking APP, it's nothing revolutionary, yet people go apeshit just because it has a franchise they obsess over plastered on it.
>>344899382
>Electrobuzz
sasuga kotaku
>>344908619
g a m e b o y p l a y e r
>>344908865
No it doesn't
I've hit lvl 10 and pokemon go has used 0.15 of a gig.
>Neogaf thread actually closed because mods got shitter shattered that the OP used a Pastebin.
Top fucking lol.
>>344909434
It's all my friends talk about, I'm just not feeling it
>>344909506
link
>>344899382
>disabled black woman in a wheelchair
>healthy white male
cant make this shit up
>>344900223
If you're on android just go on apkmirror and download it from there
>>344909506
stay there
So you are triggered by the fact that this article exists
>>344909725
I don't even have an account I just like watching the drama when I see it.
>>344899961
I guess the Hulkamania didn't run so wild on them.
>>344909838
Triggered by the article about being triggered, it's a pretty sad irony
>>344909934
Its was worth it
>I would put a 6 year olds sex tape on my website
Comedy Gold
You can easily use tweaks on both iOS and Android to move your trainer using your finger.
It's not my fault those cripples are also retarded
>>344899382
Yes and prom can be pretty depressing for people who can't get hot dates and have to go with the fat chick who liked you since 4th grade for some reason, but you don't hear me complaining.out loud.
