sup /v/
My girlfriend, whom I love dearly, has suggested I play LoL.
Any tips so I don't get denied sex?
None.
Show her the difference between a real RTS and a moba.
Show her that you have a lot more to manage in an RTS while micromanaging that one hero.
Be attractive.
Dont die
Seriously
Not a joke or anything but too many idiots think they are good at the game when they are not and take so many dumb risks that almost never pay out
It is better to survive and not give your opponent an advantage than to have 2 kills but 3 deaths because the money edge your foe gets already puts them at an advantage
Learn to 'farm' or kill the minions
When you successfully kill minions, you earn gold
>>344876037
Why would she deny sex if she only suggested it? Just tell her no
>>344876037
Do your best and just show her youre trying.
The best thing you can do is just not play LoL
>>344876037
Sage
>>344876037
Go out and play Pokemon go with her
>>344876037
> My girlfriend, whom I love dearly, has suggested I play LoL.
Time to get a new girlfriend.
>>344876037
Just play as shit as you possibly can, dont fall down the rabbithole. LoL is an unfunny timesink so make your girlfriend be happy about you not playing anymore
>>344876037
Pick Ezreal
He makes chicks wet, trust me I'm from /y/
>>344876037
Sex is overrated. Break up with her and play a decent game instead of this big pile of shit.BUT, if you really need sex, than don't die, mute everyone with "/mute all" (you really don't want to read what those kids write), learn to last hit minions (aka farm), try not to die or take unnecessary risks, always ward around you, focus on the main goals of the game (drag > towers > nashor > nexus, preferbly skip nashor go straight to nexus IF YOU CAN) instead of start a manhunt on the map.That's pretty much it.
>>344878218
then*
>>344876037
Don't worry. LoL players can't deny at all.
>>344876812
If she's serious about the game at all then this is the right play. If she's a play for fun type, then you might fit right in with her crew. Think about that before you intentionally play bad.
>>344876037
If you're not shit at all video games, you'll be fine with League. You're gonna be shit to start because you don't know everyone's abilities so you don't know what to look out for, but Riot's doing a good job of making stuff more obvious for newcomers. You'll be shit, but the game is fun if you don't get too into it. Don't spend money on it.
>>344876037
Does she play? Or does she just want you to play?
If it's the former, ask her if you can just watch, to get tips or shit. Then you get at least 1 more week of sex
>>344876037
Do what you want.
>>344878392
>>344876037
Serious question: why does /v/ hate mobas so much? Is it because of the community it spawned? I only played lol a little back it season 2 and I thought it was fun.
>>344876037
Play adc and don't let shit supports toss you around, last hits are important to get down.
>>344876037
1. Dont die
2. Learn to last hit
3. Never overextend
4. Focus on objectives after laning
5. Avoid fights and only go in for guaranteed kills
6. Most games are decided on team-comp and cooperation, meaning there is little you can usually do if a majority of your team is full-retard
Have fun with your nihilism simulator.
>>344876037
OP i hope you know you're cucking out tremendously but letting you're nigger-digger GF whip you into her whims.
Don't be a cuk OP play some real mans games like SMITE or something not plebian tier.
>>344878392
Darius
Jarvan
Kha'Zix
Sion
Garen
Jax
Play top lane and dunk faggots. Be attractive when you carry.
