You are apart of Team instinct right anon?
Which team is the most /v/? We need a poll.
>>344854831
I don't play mobile trash
>>344855001
/v/alor
/cgl/ wishes they were this good at cosplay
>>344854831
better than team surgical scars
>>344855091
>baiting the fatties
Shit cosplay of an attention seeking whore
i'm a part of the "phone too shitty for playing pokemon go properly team"
An Instinct brother helped me track down a dragonair earlier. God I love my team
INSTINCT
>>344855140
Brother.
>team hippy stoner faggots
>team LOGIC AND REASON/ATHEISM
>team i fight for my friends >:)
honestly yellow team was just the least shitty
>>344855091
Attractive blonde girls trigger cosplayers no matter which one it is, some are just easier to rile people up with than others due to industry recognition
Before Jnig, it was Alicia
>>344855078
Nope. Stop this meme. It's instinct. It always leads in the polls.
Reddit is split between mystic and valor
>>344856818
>Attractive blonde girls trigger cosplayers no matter which one it is
Are you saying blondes are the most attractive girls?
team /suburbs with no pokestops kill me now/
but instinct sounds like shitposting so I will join that
>>344854831
Valor: Arrogant, douchey chads who are full of themselves
Mystic: Bunch of autistic cucks
Instinct is clearly the only real option here.
>>344857296
No, but the mentality of the average slumpbuster is that muh societal norms dictate that blondes are hottest by default, couple that with unresolved high school issues regarding the stereotypical "bitchy cheerleader" stereotype being a scapegoat for your own shortcomings, and it's easy to see how Jnig and co. are conveniently-exempt from the fake nerd girl clause when it comes to questioning their "authenticity"
And beyond blondes, you can unleash a torrent of careposting on any given coplay board if you say something like "I think the Desu Dolls are great!" or "Cosplay Deviants take the hobby to liberated next-level exposition!", because being purposely-slutty is a grave sin compared to the usual ~teehee I'm a sexy nerd~ con-slutty
>>344857606
Holy shit, they want to kill her.
Team Mystic 4 lyfe
>>344857606
"STOP OBJECTIFYING ME. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DANCE IN ALMOST NO CLOTHING ON A STAGE IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT BEING SEEN AS A SEX OBJECT"
>>344855001
the Strawpoll advertised poll said Mystic was leading, then Valor, then Instinct
Blue then Red then Yellow in pop.
>>344858016
No it didn't
>>344857872
has she ever said something close to that?
I know other models have,
>>344857606
Thant chink chong gook girl is so insanely jealous. You can tell by looking at her facial reactions.
>>344858394
I was just generalising all woman because i'm salty as fuck right now.
>>344855078
>team /red/dit
>>344858448
She's going to kill the white slag and eat her to gain her beauty.
>>344854831
I wish they would release a fourth team and let me choose again so I'm not on /v/alor, not on le mystic, and not on contrarian instinct.
>>344854831
looks like aubrey kate
>>344858165
It did though. Don't be a liar.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10712862/r
get BTFO, you fucking liar.
>>344859181
>221,000 total votes
How fucking retarded do you have to be to think there are a quarter of a million people on /v/, let alone just the ones playing Go. That's reddits poll you fucking absolute goofball.
>>344854831
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
>>344859416
Oh you'd be surprised.
>>344859594
The Pikachu ears? Yeah, I'll hold on to them as I take her doggystyle.
>>344859681
>>344859683
pikachu ears? Is that what kids call male pattern baldness nowadays?
>>344859683
Damn disgusting fake tits, you can see the gap that the prostesis make with the actual tit.
>>344859681
No, you're fucking retarded. There are a few thousand people on /v/, a minority of which play Pokemon Go. That's reddits poll you moron. Someone linked the thread it was in when Go launched.
>>344854831
Is this the tiddie thread?
>>344856818
Nigra isn't attractive anon, she's balding and you can almost smell the foundation she slathers on her face in higher res shots
>>344859762
Why would you post a picture of yourself on an anonymous imageboard?
>>344857606
No one in this webm is good looking
>>344859834
>That's reddits poll you moron
It is literally featured on strawpoll. When you make a poll there is a pokemon go poll down there. You retarded fucking piece of shit.
>>344859416
I said it was the Strawpoll advertised poll, you illiterate fucking cunthole. AKA the worldwide one.
LEARN. TO. READ
>>344854831
Why do people keep posting this image? Her costume is awful, really badly made. It's like she only went there to show off her body or something.
>>344859985
>>344860004
Then how the fuck is that relevant to what he asked you stupid cucks? He fucking asked who /v/ went with, not what was the most popular. You learn to read you dumb bitches. That poll is irrelevant to the conversation.
>>344860043
>It's like she only went there to show off her body or something.
That's literally the reason why cons exist.
>>344854831
>stroll around town
>90% of the gyms are blue or red
>guess I'm going yellow
Who else /contrarian/ here?
>>344860043
>It's like she only went there to show off her body or something.
wow u got it
good jbo
>>344860153
I don't need to learn anything from an aborted fuck like you. I just showed you that you are a fucking waste of oxygen that needs to die.
>>344855050
This.
/thread
Mystic, not like any of this matters at all
>>344859976
What a cruel fate not to live up to anon's standards. What are these women to do?
>people hating on nigri
>still get a big ol boner when i see her old or new content
you guys are pretty gay sometimes.
also Valor for life.
>>344860225
>>344860180
you mean girls use cosplay as an excuse to be sluts? wtf?!
>>344860153
>Then how the fuck is that relevant to what he asked you stupid cucks
Because I thought it was pertinent information which was most popular worldwide that would be interesting to know, you inane, stinking, filthy, rotten disgusting shitstain fuckshelf. SorRY for contributing to the discussion.Go fuck yourself.
>>344860386
What did you expect from Trap Central?I want to cum on Nigri's 5head.
>>344859181
>>344860004
He asked who /v/ played with you illiterate retard. Not the whole world.
YOU learn to read you fucking piece of trash.
>>344860686
>anon asks who /v/ chose
>better deliberately mislead him, just to be safe!
>>344859976
Post someone you consider good-looking
Hannah minx was the better "cosplay" slut
Anyway it's 2016 shouldn't there be better "talent" than Jnig by now
>>344861561
I would pick Nigra simply because she's blonde.
>>344861561
Rest in Peace.
>>344861561
while it's easy to bust a nut to hannah minx, i just can't ignore the fact that she is a big ol chainsmokin sloot probably smelling like shit.
>>344860386
>people hating on nigri
They're not hating on her, really, they're calling her bald because she is.
Why she is so bald?
Why are you such a white knight faggot?
>>344860787
read >>344860686
I was contributing additional information you fucking cuckshit
>>344861848
well your additional information was fucking completely irrelevant to what was being asked so you're a retard for doing that in the first place you fucking cocksucker
>Tell friends to join Instinct so we can be a team
>"Oh ok anon"
>"You join instinct yet?"
>"No I joined mystic"
I'm so fucking angry
>>344857606
That shitty angel wings tat on her back though. Holy shit how can you do that to yourself.
>>344862196
>trying to do multiplayer with friends and they just ignore you
gee getting 14 gift copies of Ring Runner and getting to play with one recipient sure seemed fair
i wonder if her bf demands she be in full makeup and comb over if she is in a lit area at home
>>344859681
>tfw you share a board with simpletons like this
>>344862104
>BAWWWWWWWWWWW
Fresh poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736431
>>344863183
fuck off retard everyone is laughing at you.
>>344855001
Nigga, there is no way to tell weather a team member is a fedora tipping fat cunt or chad thundercock. Just pick your favorite color/bird
>>344863286
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10736431
I would switch the description of Mystic and Valor
>>344863294
I'm laughing at your life*
>>344863414
Subscriber numbers checks out. Valor appears to be the least reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonGOMystic
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonGOYellow
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonGOValor
>>344863573
>>344863623
>posting anime children
back to your containment board, gook-dicked freak
>>344863595
never thought to check reddit about reddit, alright then
>>344862104
>>344860153
Not him but
>Completely irrelevant
>Show stats on world users
>/v/ is a subset of world users that, due to its population size, represents a statistically average crossection of the set
>Completely irrelevant
>>344860180
Source on that image?
>>344863934
>>/v/ is a subset of world users that, due to its population size, represents a statistically average crossection of the set
you're fucking stupid if you actually think that.
>>344863707
/v/ is more of a containment board than /a/ is.
if you actually think one of the first two boards is a containment board then you're even more of a retard than your post implies.
>be me
>34 years old
>Don't play Pokemon, girlfriend does
>Took a walk
>Girlfriend keeps stopping to catch Pokemon
>I'm interested, watching on her phone
>Get to a pokestop, girlfriend goes to sit on a bench, i go to read a historic plaque not far away
>Place seems interesting, start to research on my phone
>19y.o. cutie with huge tits is walking around
>Way hotter and younger than my girlfriend
>Tells me she heard there are a ton of Pokemon down the street and suggests I go there
>Says she'll come with me
>Yea, sounds good, but hold up
>Wave my girlfriend over
>Okay, let's go
>Cutie is embarrassed that I'm not single
>Starts to awkwardly lead us to the place
>Parking lot
>Girlfriend catches 5 Pokemon
>Cutie catches none
>"You weren't supposed to bring her! This is MY place! Leave me alone and stop taking my Pokemon! You're not even playing!"
>Girl runs to her car and locks herself in, crying
>lol, bye bitch
Tldr: crazy girl wanted to blow me in a parking lot, but my girl got a jigglypuff and that made me happy.
>>344864819
cool blog where do i subscribe?
>>344864795
4chan itself outside of some very specific and half-dead boards is a full on containment chamber filled with echoing walls
>>344862349
I was going to comment on that. It's not just that she's a woman with a shitty tattoo, but she's a cosplayer(attention whore). Ideally, they don't have any.
>>344864819
>things that never happened
>>344864819
Did your girl at least blow you to compensate?
>>344859683
who dis
>>344863286
oh cool, a pidgeotto
>>344865183
Quite often. Former fat girl so she's good at it too. But not last night because meh. I'll get some over the weekend
>>344864795
>/v/ is more of a containment board than /a/ is
>on /v/ complaining about /v/
>while posting anime children
HAHHAHAHA
I can't imagine how fucking sad you must look IRL.
The end of my block is a pokestop help
>>344866003
you're on the wrong website if you're going to be a triggered crybaby about anime.
>>344857296
Blondes are definitely the most attractive
>>344866003
>>344863707
Fuck off Reddit.
>>344866059
living on top of a pokestop really dumbs the game down and reduces the incentive to pay.
granted you still have to leave the house for eggs and for more pokemon catching
but i can't see myself ever paying for the game.
>>344855078
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
>>344866003
>>344863707
>Run out of pokeballs
>Three pokestops between here and work
>Pokemon becoming a bitch to catch
>Somehow burned pokeballs on one pokemon more than usual
>Mystic has the town on lockdown with 1000+ Pokemon in each gym while I have a 675 Scyther as my strongest
>I'm Mystic but can never find a spot to place my pokemon in the gym
Losing the will to go on with this hopeless struggle.
>>344866097
Heartily amused ≠triggered
>>344866187
Yeah anon, you do that.
>>344867027
Cry some more.
How do I actually join one of the teams? I'm already level 5
>>344867027
>no u
Go be a little bitch redditor on reddit.
Pokemons literally spawn right outside my house, I've caught maybe 3 pokeymanz away from home, the rest I could just get from behind my PC.
>>344864732
So you work under the assumption that /v/ exists wholly outside the population covered in that survey?
Could you explain that reasoning?
>>344867507
There are a few thousand people on /v/, a minority of which play Pokemon go. The poll really isn't useful in this discussion in any way.
>>344867214
Goto a gym, you get to pick then, I'm stuggling to figureout what colour I want to go, all my m8's are Valor fags, my mate at work is blue.
Was gonna go yellow, to fuck everyone over.
>>344866121
11/10 would marry and impregnate with the one on the left
INSTINCT A BEST TEAM
We get to do more gym battles than the others so we have more fun!
>>344855091
>that
>'cosplay'
It's a yellow bra, skirt and two ears.
>>344868197
Does your weight start with a 3?
>>344868289
Nice meme
At least post one of her better-made costumes
>>344867507
>majority of the world isn't racist
>that means the majority of /pol/ isn't racist!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKhhk6Gia48
Everyone in this video is Valor. If you're cool with associating with this crowd, no problem I guess.
My shitty phone cant run this game
Why the fuck is the zapdos team the least popular? It's clearly the best bird.
>>344868665
The other two leaders are girls.
>>344867767
How can you be sure those people aren't well represented by global stats of GO players?
If most of /v/ isnt interested, then the GO players are the only relevant group when discussing the topic.
>>344861840
She has a really rare genetic condition that causes baldness.
Not that it even matters. She can just put on a wig. Still a top tier girl.
>>344868749
>Blanche
>a girl
When will this meme die?
>>344868524
Except we were talking about a survey of GO players and comparing to GO players on /v/
Way more overlap there than world and /pol/
>>344854831
of course
>>344869269
Unless you consider /v/ a majority it doesn't make a difference.
>>344869482
What evidence do you have that GO players on /v/ are significantly different from GO players outside /v/?
For all we know, every single GO playet on here is just a casual summer-fag. In fact, I'd be far more inclined to believe that than anything else.
>>344864819
This did not happen
>>344867157
>>344867358
>>344869963
(You)
>>344857606
I thought her tits were fake. These look pretty real to me.
>>344855001
Valor and instinct
Mystic is the majority team based on YT celebs and their followers, i.e. Pewdiepie
I love how this game is mostly enjoyed throughout most video game playing communities. Everyone from fat 50 y/o wizards to Facebook moms to kids are all apart of a similar community for a little bit. This is flavor of the month as shit, but we can at least enjoy it while it lasts.Team Instinct
>>344862104
It actually is relevant, in that it shows what the normies picked. So Team Mystic is out of the running for the /v/ team. So I'd say Team /v/alor because if you pick Team Instinct you'll literally never have a gym, and forever be an uncompetitive scrub.
>>344868560
My campus looks like this. I hate talking with these people, you could show up for like 2 minutes and they want to start asking you if you got any good catches, what's your strongest pokemon, what team you're on etc.
Just let me use my lures and fuck off
>>344870185
if you reply to this post, or post again in any way in this thread that could be obviously linked to me, you admit I'm a better person than you, no matter what you say
>>344871806
If the post I am currently replying to is yours, you admit I'm a better person than you, no matter what you say
