WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PLATFORM GAMES?
>>344845465
On platforms
>>344845549
First post, best post
>>344845465
Leave them to Inafune.
![tumblr_nuufi2XYuP1qf2jsxo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uhUE0EQ.jpg "tumblr_nuufi2XYuP1qf2jsxo1_500[1].jpg")
h-here chef
>>344845465
modern 'gamers' have shit taste chef
indie devs don't know they're doing chef
>>344845549
DAMMIT CARLOS!
![flintstones-the-the-rescue-of-dino-hoppy-usa[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VDXDmdn.png "flintstones-the-the-rescue-of-dino-hoppy-usa[1].png")
Right here chief
>>34484546
Here you go chef
I want Ramsay to fuck me bareback doggystyle while spanking my ass with a heavy iron spatula.
>>344845718
GRAND
>>344845872
DAD
>>344845872
LINE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MLTlH7KB0Xk
>>344845465
Ch-chef, I know this is an F-F-FPS, but technically speaking there are 3d platforming elements there are even floating platforms.
Here you go, chef.
>>344846125
FLEENSTONES???
WE NEED TWO JRPG AND TWO WRPG
>>344845465
You're about 20 years too late.
>>344846951
CHRONO TRIGGER
XENOBLADE CHRONICLES
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS
MASS EFFECT 2
>>344846951
JRPG JRPG
WRPG WRPG
>>344847217
I SAID AN RPG NOT A FUCKING SPACE DATING SIM YOU KNOB
Here you go, chef
I NEED A RACING GAME WITH EXTRA FAST
>>344847403
Yes, chef
I
AINT
NO
BITCH
CHEF
What was wrong with this pizza? Looked delicious.
>>344847403
BURNOUT 3 SIR
>>344847629
Nigga that looks BELOW cafeteria pizza. Just look at the crust.
And the CHEESE. Jesus christ.
>>344847629
Thats supposed to be *thin crust"
>>344847403
FAST RACING NEO IS A RACING GAME WITH A LOT OF FAST, SIR
>>344847702
It's non-STIIIIICK!!!
>>344847629
Why is everyone hating on this 'za?
>>344847702
a perfectly serviceable 'go 'za if i ever saw one
>>344847629
Murrican detected
HELP
>>344847629
The same way a lot of other things that aren't proper restaurant food also look delicious.
He wouldn't appreciate being served a bag of potato chips either.
>>344847629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc it is big and gross
WHERE'S ME STRATEGY GAMES?
>>344847840
Yeah, Gordon. Eat it.
You wanted your own TV show? Eat that goddamn cheese hell.
>>344847826
It was advertised as thin crust and probably has enough carbs in one slice to stop the heart of a large dog
>>344847952
AN ORDER OF FINAL FANTASY TACTICS COMING RIGHT UP
>>344847952
RTS or TBS, chef?
>>344848056
GRAND RTS
>>344848056
GRAND RTS! WHAT DO TAKE ME FOR YOU WEE SHIT?
>>344847629
America, not even once.
>>344847840
Actually, I'd eat that.
>>344848575
You know half of that shit is practically raw, right?
>>344848056
REAL! FUCKING REAL TIME STRATEGY! TBS IS FOR FUCKING DONKEYS!
>>344847403
Sir, I know its not technically a racing game but the new racing gametypes added in the most recent update are really fun!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MIGHTY NUMBER NINE? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUT AGES AGO
THE CUSTOMERS ARE FUCKING FAMISHED
>>344847952
Oui, Chef!
>>344848931
Wont be ready for another 3 years, chef!
>>344848931
It's ready chef but... you might not wanna serve it.
>>344848931
>>344849041
Good work.
Now piss off.
![562e3391caeff[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eb81wF7.jpg "562e3391caeff[1].jpg")
DO YOU WANT PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY YOU LITTLE SHIT?
>>344846174
Not meme enuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYnNpNfFsHQ
>>344847629
i'd eat that 'za
>>344847385
Kek
>>344847629
Disgusting
>>344850401
>teen Titans go
>worse than Johnny test
>>344852312
It is
>>344852405
The only thing worse than Johnny Test is Uncle Grandpa. Maybe you don't like Teen TItans Go, but surely you must concede this.
>>344847629
>undercooked
>"thin crust"
>covered in grease
>enough cheese to solidify your arteries
>been watching all of his shit on youtube and stumbled across his mentor in the old 80's marco series
>you can fucking totally see where gordon has been influenced by him under his apprenticeship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsuiGQfZHiE
also
>gordon being posted more and more since i've been watching this stuff
hmmmmmmm
>>344845658
wow I thought this was dead
they even brought the first one to steam
>>344852717
Fair point
>>344846203
I love how many elipses they had to use for the review quotes on the cover to make it seem like someone said something good about it.
