Play Overwatch competitive without wanting to kill yourself. Pro tip: you can't.
>Round 2, attacking Hollywood
>someone on my team has left
>the rest are all picking their favourites
>Genji, Hanzo, Tracer
>I've gone Lucio, the other one's gone Soldier-76
>"guys, we need a tank"
>ignored
>I'm no good with tanks, and if I switch we have no healer
>get in
>get slaughtered
>someone switches to Roadhog
>too late
>2 more team mates have quit
>fuck it, switch to Tracer
>I just want to touch that objective
>enemy team isn't even particularly competent other than their Mei
>game ends early because the rest of my team quit
>checked stats before switching hero earlier
>8 eliminations - gold medal
>the loss knocked me down a rank
Competitive sure is fun.
Git gud
>>344835958
>stuck in rank 40,
>some guy thinks its a good time to stop moving and talk about the patch
>healer doesn't protect the tank
>genji player for no reason
>>344837171
What did you start at?
>be an absolute piece of shit and get carried, winning games
>Play like a literal god but teammates are pants on head retarded and lose
How my matches go
I dunno m8 competitive is pretty nice in the 60's, it's hard to really gain ranks but it's easy to keep it stable and the players don't typically pick stupid shit.
>>344835958
>Not queuing with friends and making sure you're communicating properly
No wonder you keep losing
When the team composition is shit and Lucio says "Look at this team! We're going to do great!" I die a little inside
>>344837931
I know one other person who has overwatch and they're a friend of a friend. Plus, I said my team ignored me, they don't give a shit, solo queue never does, even in competitive
>>344835958
>competitive
>in a casual game
Ya deserve it, dingus.
>team wipes at the last point
>I respawn first
>already know that the round will end in just a couple seconds, so I stay in the spawn area
>round ends
>"WHAT THE FUCK, ANON JUST WENT AFK ON THE LAST POINT AND MADE US LOSE. REPORT THIS GUY."
>>344835958
What is that pose from? See it a lot. Gotta be from an anime right?
![sailor-moon-pose-old[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JAYkKyY.jpg "sailor-moon-pose-old[1].jpg")
>>344839203
Yes.
>>344837981
"This team is fucking terrible. We're gonna suck monkey dicks."
>>344839451
ah yes, I had a few ideas in my mind. couldn't quite place my finger on it though. thanks.
>Illios
>enemy has these 2 guys I've seen before
>both play Reaper
>my team allows them and a Roadhog to harass them all fucking match
>barely on the objective all game
>playing Lucio
>get on the objective
>instantly killed by Junkrat Ult
>respawn
>get on the objective
>instantly killed by Junkrat Ult
>respawn
>get on the objective
>hang around a while
>get some kills
>killed by Reaper Ult
I'm hoping it reflects well on my skill that the enemy repeatedly killed me, and only me with their Ults. I choose to believe they targeted me because I was a threat and I refuse to believe otherwise
>4:51 objective time - gold medal
>still fucking lost
>>344837931
>having friends that play video games anymore
good one...
>>344835958
>implying its possible to play any game of Overshit without wanting to kill yourself
>>344839058
>REPORT THIS GUY
While staying on that topic, anybody know how blindly Blizz listens to those reports? I could see that getting out of hand or do they just care about cheaters right now?
I'm always that sad fuck who finishes after everyone else left. Usually pinned in the spawn point trying for the last few seconds to push my way out. Then, they feel the need to taunt the guy who stuck out a 6v1 game and tried til the end. Why do I do this to myself?
I'm so bad at Overwatch, I ended up w/ a team who switched to 2 bastions on attack. To counter 2 bastions....
I usually just play as Mei and put up ice walls to slow my team down, and I stay off the objective.
>calibrated at 47
>losing streak till I reached 38
>never touched competitive ever since
>decided to play it just for the fuck of it
>winning streak till 44
luck is smiling upon me again
>>344843012
I have been playing soley to sink teams in comp. i do everything I can to make us lose with ice walls and such. People bitch about reporting me constantly. Been doing it for 2 weeks and they haven't do e shit.
>>344843571
This is me pretty much after realizing I'm not going to get any fun out of competitive. People are always like "Oh come on..." when I pick her. Tears are delicious. Might get on my mic and say something like "I'm helping!" next time.
>match is about to start
>some faggot selects widow
>he then complains that nobody was healing when he lost
You little fucking shit
>sudden death Kings Row
>attacking
>clear the fucking objective single-handedly
>my entire fucking team is fucking about near the spawn
>fucking Hanzo still trying to snipe
>they only just manage to reach the objective and go to overtime
>enemy has respawned
> kills team
>DEFEAT
I want to fucking die.
Anyone know the other buffs to Zenyatta? All I know is DVA's.
DVa
>Defense matrix has a meter gauge now
>Her ult charges 15% more faster
>Her mech explodes after 3 instead of 4 second
>her mech can't kill her when she uses her ultimate
>Prepare to Attack
>Someone picks Hanzo
>another picks Widowmaker
>MFW
How do I shut down reaper ults
>>344835958
>tfw rank 60 and only play zarya and lucio
Scared af to change to anyone else
>>344844426
Focused fire, stuns, pins, freezes, sleeps, barriers, reflects, concussive weapons, walking away.
>>344844426
D.va, Roadhog and Rein
>>344844426
shoot him it helps if your team is competent and helps or pick zarya shield a team mate and yourself try melt him while running away or reflect as genji.Just don't bunch up together if the have a lil sleepy reapy
>>344844639
>walking away
Hahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Reapers Ult Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Point Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>comp
>be on flames as Widow on Honamura offense the whole time
>defense
>someone switched to Hanzo and complains that i'm hogging the sniper spot despite doing so well
>>344835958
What rank do you play at? 50?
>>344845152
>play well as widow
>next round someone else instalocks her
>>344845260
there's no character limit
yet
>Comp game
>Everyone cries at the problems and not provide a solution
I didn't know what to expect
>>344835958
hey guys, so I just got the game. I will be playing comp and start gitn gud.
Which character has the highest skill ceiling?
>>344845248
yeah, how did you know?
>>344845392
Genji because he is a ninja.
>>344839172
>ps4
>>344845392
Hanzo because he's a ninja
>>344845392
Tracer because she's my waifu
>>344835958
>Hanamura
>*sigh* time to play Mercy because it's the only support capable of vaulting through the window
>everybody else picks low mobility heroes
>tank and dps too chickenshit to push through the main gate
>lose
>swap sides
>we got swarmed by Winstons, Pharahs, Reaper and a Mercy
>they capped the first point in 1.5 minutes
I dread this map for this very reason.
best music to play genji as? obligatory song for ninja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OqZhwSRYwE
How about you faggots git gud? It's not even hard to climb the ladder
>play Overwatch as MVP Reinhardt almost every match
>on a win streak back up the slippery slope I got dragged down yesterday
>was just playing Hollywood but my connection to blizzard dropped and couldn't reconnect
>lost ranked points and everyone probably thinks I'm an asshole
>>344844238
I was probably in that game if it was Munbani
I was already mad at him playing Widow on assault
>Playing Mercy, Hanamura D
>Healing the team, shit is going smooth, etc.
>Our Reaper on the other side of the map starts bitching about how he's not getting heals
>Even our Tracer has the sense to pop back in behind the choke when she's damaged and get patched up by me
>Purposefully avoid healing Reaper at this point
>He has a meltdown and starts crying me and the rest of the team
>Tell him straight up if he wanted heals he should have stuck with the team and that this shit isn't TDM
>Brags about his damage and demands I pocket him
>Continue to ignore him and heal the rest of the team
>We win anyway
>Rest of the team thanks me, Reaper still talking trash
Never again.
>>344847009
rules of nature
>>344847736
>>344847013
>if an enemy quits at any point yo receive a minuscule fraction of the XP you would've gained
>a loss is the same whatever happens
>win dozens of matches where someone quits
>any progress made can be wiped out by a single loss
>"lol so ez 2 rank up xD"
>been playing all night
>started the season at 59
>now at 49
>keep saying I'll go to sleep as soon as I hit level 50
>so fucking close
>even a win where the enemy quits would be enough to rank up
>one more game
>our fucking tank quits after round 2
>we lose
>sets me back more than half a fucking rank
>now need at least 2 wins to reach rank 50
>probably more if an enemy quits
Life is suffering
>>344835958
I never have more than one friend with me. I wish I knew others that would actually play with me.
>>344848964
Are you a shitter?
>>344835958
Anon, that doesn't sound "competitive" at all.
>>344839172
>one has high critic score and low user score
>one has low critic score and slightly higher user score
I guess we know where a good chunk of Overwatch's "budget" went.
>Rank 57
>Go Lucio in a match
>We get stomped
>I have 4 fucking gold medals
>What the fuck was my team doing?
>>344849267
It's what I like to call "a team consisting of people who gets carried to their current rank" and you unfortunately managed to get 5 of those in your team
i really should've avoid competetive the day it got released.
>go solo queue because all friends suck ass at this game
>placement matches are the easiest shit
>win 8 games in a row
>last 2 games servers were dogshit and started crashing over and over
>still get ranked at 63
>continue playing solo the whole day
>atleast 8 out of 10 matches had major premade groups in the enemy team
>my team was full of solo shitters most of the time
>atleast 3 gold medals every game, no matter what role i played
>now down to 54 and continue to win and lose games in order
solo queuing obviously got its downsides, but what the fuck is the point of giving the enemy team premade groups all the time when my team got none?
>>344849440
>"a team consisting of people who gets carried to their current rank"
Catchy, really rolls off the tongue
>>344850202
Are you my clone?
>>344835958
>I play competitive team games solo with randoms
Are you retarded? Thats a bad time no matter what game you're playing.
I'm about to calibrate but can someone give me some perspective on the rankings? Like 30-40 is average, 40-50 good, etc.
>>344848964
Nope, I'm actually decent. I always use my mic and make calls, I just solo queue for comp because no teammates. My friends, save for one, are never playing.
>>344850554
Nobody really knows
>>344850554
Right now 40 is average since nobody's 100. the highest ranks are around 80.
>>344850771
Was meant for
>>344849117
I'm a junker
>>344850554
i'm not even sure if anything below 40 is humanly possible.
40-45 absolute dogshit tier
45-50 "me ooga team booga" tier
50-55 average tier
55-60 pretty decent tier
60-65 "i can use my mic" tier or also "solo queue isn't as cancerous anymore" tier
70+ "no one on this site actually plays on this rank" tier
>>344850554
>Below 40 you're a god damn retard.
>41-50 is completely average, way to go champ.
>51-55 slightly above average
>56-60+ you're top 20%, way to go bro.
At least that's how it is on PC. Console players can suck my bbc.
>>344850949
I have carried teams with that crazy explosive Aussie. 50 eliminations, 37 objective kills was a high point. Got the best kill today, at the shrine in Nepal
>Reinhardt begins to charge
>goes over my mine
>detonate
>he flies into the air
>can't cancel his charge
>flies straight off the map
Can't seem to get out of 61-64, but then I only play solo
>>344851039
Well looking at this post >>344850949
Im UK, console, rank 50 and my ranking is 21,000 near enough and my win rate is below 50%, can't get Master Overwatch to update properly, but with my recent wins it's probably 48% or so
>overwatch comes out
>too jew to buy day one
>got a job few weeks back
>had planned to get it
>moved to new place for job
>low end wi-fi
Guess I'll just wáit half a year to when I get my own place with based wired internet.
>>344851160
Yeah, people don't realize that he's an attack/defense mix simply because of his damage output. On top of his mines fucking up enemy formations and separating targets that need to be focused.
>tfw mine launching a rein that's about to ult
>team does a quick scramble and let's him waste it
Or
>rein gets his ult
>launch him away from my team so they get back up and fry him
Hero limit soon
Might make a difference
>he wasn't playing dota 2 ranked long before overwatch ranked came out
There is literally nothing OW can do to me that I haven't already experienced.
>>344851478
While it'll be nice to no longer have hero stacking, it's only going to be even more annoying when someone picks their "main" and refuses to switch, and no one else can pick it and do a better job with it
>>344851478
>hero limit
Damn, guess I better start playing other hero's then
>>344851478
>>344851789
>>344851846
>Shitters instapicking Genji everygame over someone who is great at him
>Shitters instalocking Hanzo and that other shitter picking Widow just because he can't pick Hanzo anymoreand it's attack
>>344845392
Genji, Tracer, Widow, Pharah... pretty much the whole offense cast except for Reaper, honestly.
>>344844324
>+50 shield (so 200 health total)
>orb of harmony and discord both quadrupled in travel speed
>transcendence heal increased from 200 to 300 hp/s
>base movement speed doubled (or maybe tripled) during transcendence
zoomyatta is a force to be reckoned with now
![smchar_moon019[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ozbHuVD.jpg "smchar_moon019[1].jpg")
>>344835958
>tfw after all these years you finally realize that sailor moons pose means "love you"
fuck im dense.
>>344852298
How can you tell this? Sign language or something?
>>344852298
but that's her "I'll punish you" pose
![color-page-sign-language-i-love-you-hand[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6FdxdW4.jpg "color-page-sign-language-i-love-you-hand[1].jpg")
>>344853440
>>344853482
her left hand is sign language for "love" and she points with the right hand
>>344853585
it isn't though because she holds it wrong.
>>344853641
it doesn't have to be perfect for one, but also the phrase "love and justice" is thrown around often in the series and the scouts are all referred to as "agents of love"
its even in the theme song.
>>344854095
but she only does the pose when she says "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you" and nowhere else
>>344854173
In the name of love an justice, ya. stop replying to me
>>344843648
no forced 50 percent smiling upon you
>>344845152
Hanzo's better on Defense, though. Who cares about her ult sight? They'll always come from the same side.
