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>Mercy's bio says she's 37 >She was part of the
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>Mercy's bio says she's 37
>She was part of the same squad that 76 and Ana were
>She was an adult when she met Pharah who about 8, and is now 31
>At minimum she would have to be in her 60s during the present day
Explain this bullshit Blizzard
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Don't even play the game
She wasn't a founding member. It's not even that hard, retard. She's basically Asuka. Highly proficient wunderkind.
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>>344829035
>mercy mom
>d.va bab
get the fuck out with your tumblr fag bullshit.
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>>344829373
This
Fucking tumblr shipping
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>>344829035

Post more Mercy mom!
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>>344829336
She was with Ana and the other founding members. Even if she wasn't a member of Overwatch then she was still involved with them and was an adult
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>>344829580
Kill yourself
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>>344829035

If she was 24 when she meet Phara then the age works out.
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She did some weird nanomachines, son shit to herself and now she's eternally at whichever age she was when she did to herself, or just ages really slowly.
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>all those implications that Spy is Scout's dad
>Scout only looks about 10 years younger than Spy
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>>344829679

I can't wait for bab phara and Ana pics to begin. That or a Reinhardt x Ana ship.
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>>344829580
This.

>>344829679
How about fuck you
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>>344829871
This shit is only a thing because Overwatch doesn't have any lore, character personality. Lazy bullshit, so you get tumblr fags gaying everything up.
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>>344830015
>This shit is only a thing because Overwatch doesn't have any lore

Confirmed for not reading the comics or watching the short films or even just listening the characters speak to each other in the game.
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>>344829035
She is a medic, she can keep herself in top health for a very long time.
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>>344830217
you mean those 5 page poorly drawn comics with no substance or those cliché shorts about muh brudder I luv u, jk I hate u. Grow up kiddo and get some taste, game is trash.
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Do you think Mercy and Medic would be good friends?
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>>344830459
One is a pacifist and one is a psychopath
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Autism starts by caring about things too much and inserting too much effort to things that dont really need it
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>>344830385
>Therei s no lore
>There is lore
>Well I dont like the lore, grow up kid
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>>344829035

Nanomachines.
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She's forever 37
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>>344830385
the get the fuck out out this thread and never come back
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Mercy will always look like she's 19 despite being 37. That's a great deal. It'd be even better if she was an eternal loli.
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>>344830385
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>>344829815
How can you tell how old spy is? His mask obscures his facial features. He could be in his 50s for all we know
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>>344829035
Blizzard writingâ„¢
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>>344829035
Drugs
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>>344829580
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Now this is tumblr
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Why did /v/ turn to shit after Overwatch's launch? This board is tumblr 2.0 at this point.
>le ebin over watch memes
>le tumblr trash art
>le OTPs and shipping
>le stupid nerfshitters and buffshitters
>le "I will excuse a fully-priced game with shallow content and micro transactions as long as it has hot girls" meme
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>>344829035
Because if they didn't give her magic nanomachine super drugs she wouldn't be hot enough to fap to.

Blizzard knows their audience; even the fucking grandma Ana has a young skin so people can slap their pud to it
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Are you asking why the lasdy who is composed of biotic nanotechnology that can not only heal any wound but bring the dead back to life looks younger than she is?
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>>344831071
I swear most of the retards on tumblr have to be ugly jewish women.
That's the only explanation for trying to slap massive noses on every attractive character.
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>>344831196

Not to mention self regeneration.
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>All these post thinking I'm talking about how she looks
Looking like that age and being that age are two different things
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>>344831327

So who cares what age she actually is? If her body is that of a 30 year old then who gives a shit?

She is that age because nanomachines.
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>>344829627

yeah she worked with founding members when she was younger, doesn't mean she was a founding member, this is /tv/ levels of pretending to be retarded
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>>344829035
>>344829627
Reyes, Morrison and Torbjorn were all part of Overwatch for the entirety of its existence. Reinhardt was forced into retirement only a year before it was disbanded. Ana was part of it until she was shot by Widowmaker; Widow herself is 33 and was Gerard's wife before she was mindbroken so that was maybe 10 years ago at the most. McCree joined late enough that Blackwatch was already a thing. The only issue is how old Pharah was in the picture, but she definitely doesn't look 8. She's 4'7" in the picture (as tall as Torb) and the average fully grown Egyptian woman is only 5'2". It's entirely possible that Pharah was middle school age when the picture was taken, which would've put Mercy in her 20s.
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>>344831409
Nanomachines are rewrite space-time?
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>>344831409
>If her body is that of a 30 year old then who gives a shit?

THIIIIIIIIIS

I don't give a shit how old she really is, she's fucking hot and I would absolutely DESTROY every hole on her body with my turgid cock.
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>>344829035
This game has a story?
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>>344830959
Eh, judging by his voice, animations, and what little skin is exposed, I'd say he's in his 30s.
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>>344831590

Why do you think there is a space time problem? She's 376 because her body is 37.
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>>344830385
Craaaawliing iiiiin my skiiiiiin!
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>>344831634
I don't think you get what I'm asking
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>>344831754

Then ask it again in a non-retarded manner.
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>>344831102
Come on, anon. The threads for most recently released games are complete garbage, especially multiplayer focused games. Overwatch isn't too special in that regard.
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>>344830385
Ow the edge.
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>>344830531
Why did people complain about the Tracer win pose but not this one?
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>>344831862
women are stupid
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>>344831862
her jaw gives enough ethic room which in turn, reminds people shes a POO IN THE LOO which makes people avoid talking about her in the first place
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>>344829580
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>>344829035
She discovered a slow aging formula thorugh her medical research.
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Soldier mention the "stuff" they pumped into him when Ana asked how he looked good for his age

Mercy is a drug addict confirmed
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>>344831862
Literally only one person complained about Tracers pose
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It's implied with banter between mei that her healing shit gave her either medical immortality or sever slow aging. Mei was able to look young because she froze herself.
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>>344831984

>Wanna buy my death metal album?

Fuck, that made me laugh more than it should have.
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>>344832095
mentioned*
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>>344832095
That was before he met Mercy. He was part of a super soldier program.

He's literally Captain America.
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>>344832095
drugs being her own stuff that keeps her forever healthy and youthful

none of that worthless diluted street shit
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>>344832165
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>>344830385
Stop posting any time Reyes.
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>>344832273
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>>344831102
>went to shit after overwatch
Just how fucking new are you
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>>344832064

More like Grandma
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>>344829580
>Being team bab
>Yelling maam alot.
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>>344829035
>Japan makes older character that still looks improbably young with an immensely bullshit explaination, if any at all
>No one questions it
>Americans make an older character that is implausibly young looking with a tenuous explanation at best
>Suddenly every wannabe smart-aleck who likely gets his scientifc knowledge from shitty websites starts demanding explanations.
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>>344832273

fuck this fat cunt

who the fuck wants to play as a fat bitch in a video game
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>>344833686
Mei is wife material
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>>344833686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Mp5gE0HSw
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>>344829035
Shes white too and ana is we waz kangs and shieet african nigger. She has more melanin than a white yet she cracked more than that healthpack q-tip. pharah still a hottie
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>>344831862
they complained about this pose too.
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>>344832273
Why is Mei always so happy to go to war?
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>>344829780
No bc 8-31=23 not 13 so she wouldve had to meet her at 14
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McCree is the same age as Mercy, which makes even less sense
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>>344834478
Black watch mccree wen
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>>344834281

I thought Phara was 21, that is odd.
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>>344831102
>turn to shit after Overwatch's launch
>>turn to shit AFTER Overwatch's launch


I don't get it, is it suddenly cool and hip to not like a game enough to blame it for something that didn't happen?

/v/tards are hella' salty.
>mfw white, lanky nerds complain about popular video game
>>mfw try to discourage discussion by masquerading as a typical shitty consumer
>>>mfw try to discourage discussion by blaming one game for ruining an entire board.

Stay salty virgins, because that's all you ever will amount to.
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>>344829035
>tumblr

Yeah, not even once.
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>>344832273
I would drown this woman in cum, if only to watch her die.
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>>344830531
sick ass dog
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>>344829580
>posting inferior version
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>>344835878
>not drowning her with love and appreciation, and smothering her with hugs and kisses
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I think it works if the photo is 20 years old, pharah is 12 and mercy 17
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>>344829580
>>344832064
Mercy belongs with Pharah, stop this Mercy is mom shipping shit, cause Ana is the mom to 76's dad as far as characterization goes.
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>>344836496
Man Pharah was such a cute loli, what went wrong
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>>344836496
McCree's meant to be the same age as Mercy, so it'd seem a bit strange if he was a notorious arms dealer and mercenary who'd made the decision he wanted to turn his life around all by the time he was 17.
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Would Mercy steal you from your waifu?
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>>344836567
Ana is a grandma
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>>344831862
>SJWs complained about Tracer
>Widowmaker exists

When has anything SJWs do made sense?
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>>344836856
And 76 is a granpda, only difference is Ana isn't pumped full of nanobiotics.
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>>344836496
I'd go gay for young McCree.
But Mercy in tights is fine too.
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>>344836496
People seem to be under the impression that Overwatch disbanded decades ago. The Omnic war ENDED a decade ago if Bastion's bio is anything to go off of, and Overwatch disbanded after that. Mercy was more than likely mid-20s, just like McCree, during Overwatch's haydays.

Tracer is frozen in time so she doesn't age, otherwise she'd be an old lady.
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>>344837016
76 isn't old enough to be grandpa desu senpai
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>>344837016
76 has the most fatherly tendencies of the cast, while Reinhardt is most like a grandpa. Mercy is the most maternal character because of her caring nature, deal with it
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Who are the newest Overwatch members? Prpbably Junkrat and Roadhog roght? Ore are they just hired mercenaries that Overwatch found value in and they're just doing it for the money?
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>>344836683
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>>344829035
she is a perfect humanoid omni created by Bjorn
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>>344836496
Wait..why would this photo be in sepia tone if it takes place in the future?
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>>344836856
No. If she's a grandma 76 is a grandpa. Mercy and Pharah are OTP and the moms in that case.
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>>344837203
Because it's in the past.

Get with the times, anon.
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>>344837203
So you know it's older than when the game takes place.
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>>344835287
I wouldn't be complaining if the catalog didn't consist of these retarded Overwatch threads every fucking day. I can say from my experience on tumblr that /v/ is matching tumblr levels of obnoxious with this game. This is almost as bad as the Undertale hate train but Overwatch is the complete opposite of that: /v/ actually liking the game and making nonstop threads about it. Good on you for liking it but enough with these fucking threads. Shipping, shitty art, and obnoxious memes belong on tumblr.
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>>344837203
They still have instagram in the future anon
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>>344837104
Samurai Hanzo?
Back to the past?
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>>344831984
>wanna buy my death metal album
got me
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>>344829970

These Nanalan Dva pics kill me.
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>>344830510
Which one?
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>>344837295
I get that, it just makes little sense in universe context with out this: >>344837308
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>>344837305
>I can say from my experience on tumblr

Return
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>>344837104
The problem isn't the time Overwatch was closed, only guessing why Pharah looks so young in this shot like OP said
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>>344829035
welcome to comic timelines, fagit
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>>344831196

So she's basically a sci-fi version of a Lich. She even resurrects the dead too. Damn bitch needs a good smiting.
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>>344837182
They're not in Overwatch. Very few characters were even IN Overwatch, and officially the group is disbanded.

Junkrat and Roadhog are random criminals. Junkrat stole some secrets from Australia's destroyed Omnium and he hired Roadhog to protect himself from bounty hunters.
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>>344837576
So why are they working with Overwatch members? Just common interest?
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>>344836496

Prime Reinhardt is HUGE. Like, what the fuck is wrong with that.

In other picture, is his larger than adult Winston, a fuking GORILLA.
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>>344831862
Becaus Tracer's pose was forced and did not fit her character.
That is literally the argument they used. That is the argument Blizzard agreed to. That is why they changed her pose. Not because it was sexy, but because it didn't fit her character.
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>>344837663

The "game" lore is basically everyone is a mercenary by that point, even the "overwatch" is unnoficial and doing whatever they seen fit.

76 is rogue, reaper went full edgy, some people want to kill robots, other dont, but in the end every "match" is basically they working for someone else for their own interests (best example is hollywood, where the man in the car is paying for protection, and some one else wants him dead)
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>>344837676
those traps are admirable
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>>344837863

>yfw Zen, Bastion and Genji are hired to deliver an EMP in Kings Row to kill a bunch of omnics, while most likely dying in the process after its detonation
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>>344831196
She's not composed of nanotechnology.


That's reaper. She pumped him full of nanomachines that are constantly breaking down and rebuilding the cells in his body.


>>344837663
The gameplay is not canon, or did you think Tracer would really deliver a bomb to am omnic compound?
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>>344837820
To be fair, her new one looks a lot better. Especially because it's based on a pin-up.
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>>344837404
I used to hate Junkrat and Roadhog until I first saw this comic
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>>344837663
By the time of the game, Winston and Athena are only just in the process of reforming Overwatch. Up until that point, most of the older members are either vigilantes (Soldier 76, Reinhardt), mercenaries/bodyguards/bounty hunters (McCree, though he only accepts gigs where he feels like it's the right thing to do) or off doing their own thing entirely (Mei off fighting personified global warming or whatever since she was rescued).

But bear in mind that matches themselves aren't canon.
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>>344829035
>Japanese game
>is 2000 years old but looks 9
>Western game
>is 47 years old but looks 20
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>>344832273
>>344835878
>>344836205
>researcher who worked for an evil organization
>is funded by the evil organization to continue the work
>uses evil organization technology
>survived a catastrophe and was rescued by said evil organization

why do people like mei again?
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>>344837423
They would be better without retarded shipping.
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>>344838157
>mercenaries/bodyguards/bounty hunters (McCree, though he only accepts gigs where he feels like it's the right thing to do)
McCree is none of these things, though. He's a drifter who keeps bumbling into situations where he has to save people only to get blamed for it afterwards.
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>>344838292
hips and happening
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>>344838340
Per his official bio, which also lists his occupation as "Bounty Hunter"

>He resurfaced several years later as a gunslinger for hire. But while McCree's talents are sought after by parties great and small, he fights only for causes he believes are just.
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>>344838081
And it also fits her character.
Tumblr doesn't give a shit about women being portrayed as attractive, as long as it makes sense and fits their character.
Honestly the oh so evil sjw agenda really just equates to having more waifus that are higher quality and more unique. I really do not understand how this is a bad thing.
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>>344838157
Winston, Athena and Tracer. She answered the agent recall almost immediately, then fucked off to King's Row to watch Mondatta bite it.
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>>344838292
>evil organization
wrong girl, the one working for evil business is Symmetra, Mei is ex-overwatch
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Now that I think about it OP:

McCree and Mercy are supposedly 37.

McCree was a bad ass gunslinging murdering son of a bitch and decided it's time to be okay, got recruited by Reyes.

Pharah has got to be 10yo there at MOST. So Mercy and McCree are only 17.

Why is the doctor 17 and working with OW at all? How did McCree build up that reputation by 17?

Everything else makes sense, except for what the hell mercy and mccree were doing there so damn young.

mercy wasnt noticed by ow till she made a break through at a hospital. not a school a hospital, where shes already a doctor doing research. after that she was brought to ow.

furthermore we KNOW Anas weapon was made from the help of mercys healing rod. that means mercy would have been working with ow for a bit before it was made. the years dont add up. we also know ana is currently 60.

mercy would have had to made the healing rod at least 11 years before the present, so in her 20s. this is because she worked on anas rifle.

mercy is a fucking genius, literally. prodigy child
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derp
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>>344838640
But she's fat. That's a bad thing.
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>>344838292
>She works for Talon guys, I swear!
Mercy's pure evil as well, amirite?

>>344838640
But Mei is a sweetheart, anon.
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>>344838616
>And it also fits her character.
Which is what I meant, since it reminds me of those pinups on WW2 planes, and she was a pilot.
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>>344838863
For (you) maybe
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That occupation on wiki tho.
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>>344838036
Why is Gypsy Danger in the background?
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>>344832064
>when cannon breaks fannon
we /mlp/ now
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>>344838972
I don't know what a fannon is, but cannons do tend to break things.
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>>344838935
No. We as a society have gathered and determined that being fat is a bad thing.
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>>344838941
>60
Holy shit, just retire you milf.
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>>344838941
Who did this
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>>344839059
Well good thing she's a fictional character then
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>>344839124
If she dropped 10% bf or so she might look ok.

>>344839123
Same rules apply dude, she's built to look realistic in a stylized way, she isn't 20 feet tall with 9 legs. She looks like a fat human.
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>>344839221
She's still a fictional character though, so literally every single bad thing about being overweight does not apply.
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>>344837820
Blizzard removed something from the game that never needed to be removed from the game for an entirely stupid reason. Both victory poses could be available to players since there is nothing wrong with either one of them.
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>>344839406
>putting characterization before fanservice is a stupid reason
>when you can easily get both at the same time by just making a new pose
Kill yourself you worthless animu subhuman.
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>>344839387
The shape?
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Who took Mercy's virginity?

My money's on Torbjorn.
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>>344839580
Nobody can coherently explain how Tracer's original pose doesn't fit her character.
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>>344839628
What if her hymen regenerates
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>>344839779
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>>344839628
I keep seeing Mercy with Torbj in official art, but I can't help but shake the feeling that the dude has a dwarf wife and dwarf kid already.
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>>344839628

>That McCree

I wouldn't be surprised if he fucked everybody on the team, Torb included.
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>>344839730
I'd like to see you try to coherently explain how anything fits her character.
If the idea of someone coherently explaining how her pose doesn't fit is so difficult for you to imagine, I think the problem here is that you're too stupid to understand.

This is Blizzard we're talking about. Not Bioware. Not some indie dev. Blizzard. The company that is universally hated for NEVER listening to its fans. The company that invented "you think you want it, but you don't". You'd have to have a pretty damn sturdy argument to be able to win over Blizzard and get them to change something.
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>>344839961
>a dwarf wife and dwarf kid
If by that you mean his wrench and his turret, maybe.
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>>344839628
I don't know why, but she wants the manlet D bad
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>>344839779
It would be extremely painful
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>>344839628
man torb is pretty ripped, his arms are bigger than most people torsos
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>>344840384

Well, he is a fantasy dorf stuck in a sci-fi setting, of course he's ripped. Too bad he's Swedish, and not Scottish though.
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>>344840094
Yet all it took was some asspained idiot on a discussion board bitching about some nonsense for them to pretend that they actually gave a shit about characterization for their shallow piece of shit character. Blizzard consistently writes the worst fucking characters on Earth but now I'm arguing with a retard on a Cambodian wicker basket weaving image board about the body language a two dimensional Blizzard character would hypothetically use. They should have just come out from the beginning and admitted that they didn't like the pose for their own reasons.
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>>344840221
Well she is the team's doctor, which means she's most likely seen him naked under medical pretenses, and we all know that dwarves have enormous cocks, so yeah.
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>>344840367
>Mercy is willing to relive the discomfort of losing her virginity time and time again, just for you
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>>344840640
A tuna can is better than a pencil, but it's still not good
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>>344840534
>Blizzard consistently writes the worst fucking characters on Earth
Just because they're poorly written doesn't mean Blizzard doesn't care about them. In fact, it usually indicates the opposite. You can always tell who a bad author's favorite character is because they're the shittiest one in the story yet still get the most screentime.
Blizzard is very passionate about their characters. Metzen designed Soldier 76 over 20 years ago and has been waiting to use him ever since.
Honestly I just think you don't understand what it's like to actually pay attention and get to know a character and to care about the way they're represented.
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what do the dots on the robot's heads mean
are they eyeballs or are the slots under them the eyes
why does zen have death pains if robots just shut down after critical failures
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>>344840706
Hello virgin.
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>>344831631
Eh, judging by your eh, you're in your mid 20s and don't know jack shit outside of the video game.
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>>344836496
Young commander Ana X loli Pharah when
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>>344830385
dammit reaper, get on point
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>>344836496
But who is on the far left?
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>>344829035
What's the purpose of a plotless multiplayer game having lore? Does any of this explain why they're running around murdering each other in arenas?
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>>344841164
Who's on the far right?
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>>344830531
Depression its the cure for autism.
if you dont have the motivation for anything you will not care about it and you will not put effort on it.
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>>344840706
noice
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>>344837203
the same reason that Hollywood looks like it's from the 20's
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>>344840367
she is a big gal.
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>>344841110
That's like triple forbidden love, my patience ends at regular forbidden love
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>>344836496
>Alright everyone we're taking a photo
>Reyes put your hoodie down and smile
>Come on Reyes we're just trying to
>Alright never mind
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>>344841209
>What's the purpose of a plotless multiplayer game having lore
To entertain fans? To attract new players and get more people to buy the game?
Players like lore. Even if it's not tied into the game, they still like it. League of Legends has proved time and time again that it doesn't matter how shitty your game is, if people love the lore they will play it, and if you stop giving them lore then they'll lose interest.
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>>344837676
Beinhardt is a canon 7'4". (224cm if you're not in the best nation.)
Add to that, he is a major bodybuilder, and probably got super soldier serum of some kind in Overwatch.

He's fucking huge, and probably weighs as much or more than Winston, who is around 7'3" were he to walk on two legs.
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>>344839221
10 vaginas
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>>344841378

At least he doesn't have his back turn, so he's improving little by little.
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>>344841263
Nope. Instead you just end up with the worst of both worlds.
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>>344841482
>D.Va is taller than ManlyTears
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>>344841443
Seems like a weird concept to me, but whatever works, I guess. I also don't get why this game gets a pass, when Destiny got crucified for essentially doing the same thing.
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>>344838941
>60

God damn, I wish all 60 year olds looked that good.
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>>344840706
what if she is an anal slut?
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>>344841524
Maybe more, just imagine
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>>344836496
so the two on the ends are Liao and Sombra right
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>>344841482
I feel Junkrat should canonically be like 6' max, and Rein and Road like 6'6 max with Rein then having the armor.

Squirrely Junk being 6'6 is ridiculous, and Hog and Rein being over 7 is ridiculous too.
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>>344841482

>tfw as tall as Genji

if i become a ninja cyborg will people stop bullying me for being a manlet
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>>344841482
>5´11
what the fuck?
imperial system its retarded as fuck.
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>>344841739
Junk's height seems about right

he just huch his back all the time
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>>344841630
Because Destiny sucked.
Meanwhile Overwatch appeals greatly to tumblr artists, who are responsible for about 90% of video game fanart and are probably the number one internet hype machine behind facebook normies(who aren't worth winning over for several reasons).
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>>344841739
Australia's Super double Radioactive now. He and RodHog are probably a little mutated.
That, or the Vegemite.
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What does Roadhog look like under the mask?
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>>344841969
Maori/Islander
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>>344841969
His wanted poster spray.
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>>344841969
We couldn't know unless we take off the mask.
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>>344841739
Roadhog and Junkrat are mutated to hell and back.
Reinhardt is either on some kind of super soldier drug, or he has some kind of gigantism condition.
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>>344842020
Are you basing that off on the fact that he has skins like that? Does that make Pharah a native american?
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>>344840384
What he lacks in height, he makes up for in strength.
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Lookin what I found
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>>344829815
Spy looks 40 or something though, while Scout looks 20.
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>>344842202
His outfit, his hairstyle, his build
There are plenty of Islanders in Australia
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>>344842202
Not anon but streetpig's name is Mako Rutledge, which I guess is Maori
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>>344829035
Stupid people keep getting hung up on this.

McCree and Mercy were 18-21 in that picture. Pharah was 12.

Wow so hard my brain hurts from thinking.
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>>344841726
one of them should be Liao, Sombra was only a fan nickname when talking about Ana before her reveal
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>>344842595
>>344841726
Sombra is likely still to come, as she's definitely someone in universe that isn't Ana
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>>344840525
This. even I as a Swede think that.
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>>344841482
I'm taller than the majority of tha cast. The only ones taller than me are Zarya and up.
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>>344841482
how much does roadhog weigh?
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>>344841482
>reaper is 6'1
good god you wouldn't even have to kneel to suck his dick
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>>344842595
There are in-game references to a person named Sombra. That's obviously not Pharah's mom but it is still a character that will very likely eventually exist
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>>344842912
>Reinhardt is nearly twice Torbjorn's height
>Reinhardt would probably have to be the one on his knees if Torbjorn wanted to suck his dick
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>>344839096
hey there sexy
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>>344842298
holy shit xCDD
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>>344836496
Is far left supposed to be Zarya before becoming a tranny?
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>>344844352
The fuck you on about?
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>>344842298
junkrat and soldier are pretty good
looking forward to first d.va mech cosplay
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>>344829035
>"don't talk to me or my daughter ever again"
>Ana shoots d.Va with her M1 DoT and throws her NO HEALING grenade
>Mercy has to watch helplessly as d.Va's health slowly tics down to 0
>"why aren't you helping me mommy"

This is a good feeling I have.
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>>344844873
>why aren't you helping me mommy
>implying the dorito gremlin would be so polite
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>>344831862
>>344836931
Because it was out of character for Tracer. Why do people get upset about things they didn't even read or understand. Ignorance should be bliss for you to not care.
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>>344839628
>virginity
For some reason I read that as "money"
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>>344836496
Then how the fuck does Ana look so young and 20 years later she's FUCKING OLD.
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>>344845524
Probably the coon on the right in that case
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>>344846083
she is not frightening enough
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>>344846083
She's a mashup of features that I don't find particularly attractive. I could get over one or two of them at a time, but there's just very little about her to appeal to me.
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>>344846083
I prefer Reinhardt.
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>>344846083
I'm too fat to fuck cute girls.
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>>344845749
Stress and getting half your skull blown off will do that.
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>>344841739
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>>344829035
She did something to stop her aging.
Source: In-game convo between her and Thick Frosty.
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>>344829627
McCree joined when he was 17 and is the same age as Mercy. What says that Mercy couldn't join at 17?
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>>344842070
UUUUU
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>>344831310
isn't there a saying that most artists tend to look like their style
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>>344830385
T. Reaper main
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>>344836496
It seems like Blizzard doesn't give a shit about timelines, and kinda haphazardly throws in things
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>>344829035
She can bring people back from the dead, you think she even ages at all?
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>>344829035
OW ended a decade ago, roughly. Meaning as she is 37 now she was 27 then. Note that Mercy was a chief if surgery and medical genius already by this time. Most people are only GRADUATING med school at 27. From this were gonna have to assume Mercy really was some kind of super genius who got her degrees and skyrocketed to the head of a prestigious hospital by her early 20s. All of the older OW members were roughly in their 30s when they joined
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JUSTICE RAI- Wwaaaaahhhhhh
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>>344847539
In game dialogue explicitly says she doesn't
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>>344847682
>OW ended a decade ago, roughly.
>Most people are only GRADUATING med school at 27.

Source.
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>>344841683
More like an Ana slut
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>>344841164
My guess is that it's Widowmakers husband.
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>>344842298
>The arms on that Junkrat
FRENCH FRIES
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>>344838643
Alive takes place after the attack in Numbani, I think
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