imagine if your house was next to a pokestop.
>Pokémon Go players claim they have been moved on by police and threatened with fines on Tuesday night, after a large crowd flocked to a park in Rhodes.
Peg Paterson Park has attracted players in great numbers, with three Pokéstops intersecting at the location.
Areas with a concentration of Pokéstops - the game's landmark-based locations that provide items and experience points - are favoured by players looking to maximise their progress.
But residents in the quiet waterside suburb are fighting back, with one telling the Herald overnight that there was "complete chaos" and "massive levels of noise" after midnight.
There were also reports of residents waterbombing Pokemon Go players and there have been complaints about rubbish being left behind.
Users have taken to Facebook and Reddit to organise and advise other players, with groups and subreddits dedicated to finding the best locations to play the game.
It is also possible for a player to add a "lure module" to a Pokéstop, which attracts monsters to the area, benefiting all other users nearby.
Park areas, especially those with information signs along walking paths, seem to have some of the better concentration of the in-game landmarks, which are tied to those in the real world.
Pokemon go will be the death of our civilization.
>>344828786
Trump will send Pokemon Go back to Japan
it's like a zombie apocalypse except instead of zombies it's autists
>>344830030
this is how japan is getting back at us for nuking them, soon we'll be a divided country through race, politics and fucking pokemon
what the fuck happened
Everyone not playing pokemon go should have their throat slit in a fuckin alley way
>>344828786
sounds like google is working with the fbi or police on this one.
>hell's angels HQ
>gay nude beach
>dangerous ghetto
>dead body
instead of risking our own men lets send these civilians to do our recon work
"it jus werkz"
>>344830604
THIS NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP.
>>344828786
I live on top of a pokestop, there is also one across the street, one behind, one across an intersection right in front and over 30 within a quarter mile. I went outside and it was crowded as fuck.
>>344830683
agree
>>344830519
Pokemon is already starting to take over the world.
>>344830519
ha ha so funny i saw that episode of south park too : ) required watching. here's an upvote ^
>Throwing water bombs, potentially damaging phones or other electrical goods, into a crowd of 300 random people
>From your place of residence.
They've got balls, if not brains. I feel would feel unjust if their apartment window wasn't egged to shit at the very least. A petrol bomb might be more appropriate after being soaked in this shitty winter weather.
A more opportunistic member of the public might claim neck injuries resulting from direct water bombing to the noggin.
>>344830997
This is where I live and just north east.
whatever you do don't type 'how do' in google and look at the suggested searches.
>>344830604
This makes me mad
It's the work of ignorance at its worst. Are all team mystic fags like this?
This game is a great idea.
So many dipshits could be purged by napalming hotspots every day at midnight.
>>344830265
Kek
GO wasn't even developed in Japan
It osn't even officially released over there
>>344830604
once again I am disappointed by DC
>>344831342
Who developed it? Was it those Mexicans thinking up another way to disrupt AMEURRIKA?
This is the best ive got out here, and its the only section with 3 stops and a gym in range of each other. I also have to walk 3 blocks from my home just to get there. pain in the fucking ass.
why are people so annoyed by it
it's just people walking around in public on their phones is it not?
>>344831313
heh only geniuses like us survive heh
>>344830604
Please tell me someone didn't actually do that and it's another fake from a site like CartelPress or The Onion.
They fucking deserve it if it's after midnight
>>344831469
what fucking logo shows up every time you start the game?
>>344831313
ow the edge
I met a bunch of fucking hot nerd sluts from this game and everyone that doesn't like it is just jelly
>>344831492
>retards more focused on their phones than usual getting into accidents
>retards trespassing
>retards vandalizing
All for fucking AR Pokemon.
just throw a big rock at them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsYLxNkeRGM
>>344831492
Let's fill a park past its normal capacity and make a lot of fucking noise when people are trying to sleep
>>344831492
We also walk all over the place and into traffic and drive like retards
>>344831529
You tell me, I wouldn't play that shit
>>344831486
>I also have to walk 3 blocks from my home just to get there. pain in the fucking ass.
Is that a lot for Americans?
>inb4 these are the longest blocks in the world
>>344831529
Who is starting the game? Not me
>>344831735
It's 3 miles, uphill and in the snow
>>344831469
>spics
>developing anything
Pick one.
>>344831589
>>344831660
>>344831716
what the fuck
it's looking at your phone and tapping it,how much concentration does that require
>>344831735
It's measured differently in America
Dear mods: Pokemon is off-topic on /v/, please direct everyone to /vp/.
Jesus fuck, this every single time some Pokeshit happens. THIS IS WHY /vp/ WAS MADE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE. Newfags.
>>344831903
Play for yourself you fucking clueless retard
>>344830604
jesus fucking christ.
Okay, /v/, let's talk turkey.
We need this game banned. Now.
We clearly want to end degeneracy, right? Well this is where you take a stand. Go to your local congressmen and demand this game be banned in your state. We can start with pokemon GO and move on to other video games until we're finally unshackled from the chains of degeneration.
Anyone wanna start a petition?
>>344831903
>it's looking at your phone and tapping it
That's a lot for the average American.
>>344831469
>>344830265
Pokemon GO (aka. Ingress 2.0) is made my Niantic Labs, a Google offshoot company that made Ingress.
>>344832004
I am not a huge fan of pokemon
I saw three people outside my house tonight playing and I yelled at them and threw water balloons at their feet and they ran away screaming
>>344830893
>>344831304
>>344831383
>>344831518
>>344832053
dog it's a sign it's not like somebody spray painted a work of art or a monument lmao
>>344830874
>send retards to find pokemon
>they seem to stumble upon dead bodies and guns
Kek'd
>>344832065
Y-you first
>>344832065
Ya.... I don't want no niggers playing with whites. We need to build a fuckin wall
>>344832065
I'd support this. I don't want my kid being a drone.
>>344832182
i always keep my water balloons handy for situations like these
>>344832065
agreed. then next we go for anime games. let's take a stand against degeneracy right now
>>344831130
>here's an upvote ^
Not sure if bait, but this isnt tumblr.
>>344831946
fuck off
>>344832182
LMFAOOOOOOO
>>344832187
that's how it starts, fucking normies are gonna ruin this shit for those of us who been looking forward to this game
>>344831295
wow
>>344832387
you meant autist
>>344831735
It's not he is just fat
>>344832331
I don't know if that's sarcasm but I'd totally support this. Vidya is fucking shit m8
I do feel bad about people whose private property is a Gym or Pokéstop but people bitching about parks being full is retarded. People are getting out and being active and social and I think it's a good thing.
Some idiocy has come of it but it's nice seeing something virtual actually bring people physically together. There was a gathering at one of my local parks and hundreds, maybe over a thousand people in attendance. It was cool.
>>344828786
>all those normies getting water ballooned
Comfy feels
Never played this game. Can someone explain it to me - what the fuck are poke stops? I understand the article says they are "locations that provide items and experience", but why are they appearing at all these places? is it random, or did the game designers intentionally place them in these large public areas?
>>344832182
You're doing the lords work
>>344830604
Leave it to fat weeb mouthbreathers that eat up everything pokemon to fuck up a local landmark
>>344832187
Writing on anything thats public is fucking stupid.
>>344832576
IT'S A SIGN LMAO
this fad will die off in a couple of weeks r r right guys?
>>344832586
and onto the FBI tips website you go
Inb4 popular pokestops start getting shot up one after another by the government because its a bunch of old fucking retarded niggers :)
>>344830604
I hope there was a camera. I wonder what Pokemon you can catch in court?
>>344832669
A sign to lose weight, maybe
>post YFW irl gangs start forming up using the team names from poke:go
>>344832586
>>344830604
>at Moab in Utah
>thankfully no Pokemon autism in arches national park
>>344832586
Do it bro totally will work
>>344832687
Once people run out of Pokemon, yes. They won't add Gen 2 so soon because of the way evolution works. If they add in the next 100 then no one will be able to evolve since everything is mixed around again and they can't farm up starter evolutions
>be small child
>like Pokemon
>new Pokemon game comes out
>I can't play it because people are being mugged, attacked, injured and water bombed over it
This feels like one big social experiment to show how adults are ruining children's entertainment
When it gets to the point where you're vandalizing property, trespassing and disturbing the peace all over Pokemon its time to move on with your life
>>344832819
>>344832687
if they don't fix the battery life issue, I wouldn't be surprised. Went from full to 10% in about a 4 hour walk.
>>344832806
i've lost over ten pounds since march down to 145 now what about you bruh
That grass looks close enough to the apartments to have water sprinklers installed.
>>344832586
>What is forensics
You're going to get caught that evening idiot
>What are shoe imprints
>What is ballistics matching
>What is blood spatter
>GPS to set up lure in the first place
Those are only the beginning. I highly doubt you are some Dexter who can hide their tracks that well.
>>344832880
underage b&
>>344832880
Kids aren't going out at 3AM for pokemon.
>>344832880
Pokemon is ours faggot
how the fuck does someone's house end up as a pokestop
>>344832880
>This feels like one big social experiment to show how adults are ruining children's entertainment
Then they should stay away and leave the adults to their own business.
>>344832586
I reported you to the fbi. Not kidding
>>344832959
>Thinking he is serious
>mfw we're about to enter the Pokemon Wars
Better arm yourselves, lads.
Things are gonna get violent.
>>344832519
Well a loud group of autists making lots of noise past midnight will really piss the residents off. That and they were clogging up the parking lot.
>>344832880
Then kids should stop appropriating our culture and interests.
>>344832880
Its just like how Beanie Babies were taken over by freakish adults. Someone even got killed over a beanie baby
>>344833008
They used outdated map information and someone's house is built where a landmark like a church or something was.
>>344830604
what are we going to do about the mystic problem?
>>344832934
I'm 5'10 180 lbs of joocyness. Being baby bear mode never felt so good.
I don't even feel like it's fucking real life anymore it's like I died and went to pokemon world
>>344833008
The points were taken directly from Ingress, which had the ability to suggest points
>pedofags are gonna rape kids with pokemon go
it probably already happened in this very moment
>>344832065
>>344832331
Yeah! I hate how low our rape rates are right now. Let's ban everything that provides our unfortunate ones with alternatives to lives of crime!
Let's first go for the loli sex dolls, which pedophiles say are what stopped them from hurting real little girls. Contact your local congressman today, our world is not degenerate enough!
>>344832932
using your phone's gps and a 3d game for four hours straight is going to drain the power from literally any phone. both of those are taxing on battery life. if you're going to be playing for that long, get a backup usb battery or two
>Small town
>No pokestops close by
>want to e-mail team to add a pokestop at the bus stop in the apartment complex I live in that all the kids use
>can't decide if it will make me look like a creeper or benefit everyone
fug
>This is actually becoming true
>Normie Go
fuck off
Savages. Wait 'til it comes to Japan. It's going to be the most humane shit ever.
>>344832959
it's actually a bit harder to find murderers who target complete strangers. forensics mostly help weed out and nail suspects. not that i'm encouraging anybody to murder people
>>344833276
Email them pretending to be the parent of a child who wants to play Pokemon Go at his bus stop as he waits for his bus so he can go to school.
Guy down the road from me lives bordering a park and people keep cutting through the property to get to it. Some of his crops got trampled, it's kind of sad.
>>344832586
Nothing can possibly go wrong anon, go for it
>>344831946
>Pokemon is off-topic on /v/
Source?
>>344833321
>Mario Multiverse
BUT FIRST
Chinpokomon Go episode fucking when
this needs to stop
>Pokemon Go turning into the harbinger of Amageddon.
I fucking knew it.
>>344833434
Buy him a gun.
>>344833467
Damn you're dumb
>>344833379
K retard
>>344833601
t. retard
>>344833379
I understand that motive is the first thing they look for and I agree with what you're saying but in this case he's already announced it here, so it's not like it's completely random
>>344828786
>reports of residents waterbombing Pokemon Go players
>only water
Give it time.
This needs to stop before it's too late
>>344833619
is that an ouya?
>>344833189
2016 is the nuttiest year ever.
>>344833321
>Legend of Zelda: Skyrim
Oh fuck it's real
RIP humanity
>>344833632
true
>>344832586
lol
>>344832586
You don't have the testes to do it, you fedora tipping numale faggotron.
>>344833619
>He bought an Ouya
Better use that on yourself, senpai.
>>344833549
No one gives a fuck about south park anymore unlike pokemon hahahahaha faggot
>>344833632
>Every single municipality is going to be trolling a video game image board for murder tips.
>>344832586
Are you a liberal? Only your kind would think the Second Amendment means you should point your gun at law-abiding citizens and end their lives. You and your god Obongo can hang.
>>344832880
>adults are ruining children's entertainment
why I love being an adult, don't take it away from me
Pokemon Go is the most obnoxious shit adopted by faux "nerds"
Cringey gauge wearing faggots are doing it in my town
>>344833619
>No timestamp
Ok anon, we all like to be tough
>>344833321
were goign too meta anon
I really hope the world fucking ends because of pokemon tho I've wanted to die and wanted everyone else to die since I was a very young child and if it's because of pokemon that would be perfect
>>344833851
>not having a gauge
dude how do you even attract chicks?
>>344831735
Anon could be a midget with tiny legs.
>>344833851
Yep. It's like what happened with "nerds" and Marvel. I wish these people would fuck off from our culture.
>>344832819
>yfw when Interpol-level crime syndicates will form up and steal kids phones and tablets to sell their rare Pokemon
>yfw when Team Rocket is becoming real
>>344832932
>doing this shit for 4 hours
>>344830519
yeah only pokemon go was specifically developed by a state based studio. the only thing japan had literally anything to do with it is owning the pokemon copyright.
>>344833795
>/v/
>not murders
pick one
>>344833172
we gonna start packing and keep them off our turf
>"Nerds" and casuals have ruined Nintendo yet again
>>344833619
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>344833779
I doubt Go exposure will translate into Sun&Moon sales. Phone stuff is phone stuff, insanely fad driven and people lose interest after a month.
>>344828786
>Making noise after midnight, and littering
Sounds like they deserved to get water bombed the cunts
im gonna go to the nearest gathering and empty my 9mm on them. wish me luck bos
>>344831304
Team Mystic twitters have been against it
>>344833254
>Let's ban everything that provides our unfortunate ones with alternatives to lives of crime!
Oh, that's not what I'm saying and you know it. We as a society aren't going to tolerate drug addicts and alcoholics, why should we tolerate this? The lowering of standards is the end of society.
>>344834264
bruh contain your autism
>>344833321
>tactica fedora DLC
holy kek my sides
>>344833434
You should buy him a basket full of tomatoes if you really feel sad for him
>>344834224
If anything, this will make Nintendo do more mobile shit, especially when shareholders push them even more now.
>>344834007
I bet you don't even have a pokemon edition gbc with pokemon yellow FAGGOT guess what I do bitch and I play go everyday and have had sex
>>344828786
Holy shit imagine the potential for terrorism
>Set down lure module
>crowd comes around
>suddenly bags of bricks being chucked at them
>bomb goes off too
>mop up the rest with a rifle
This is ISIS's greatest weapon yet.
>>344832586
>oh what fun we'll have
i seriously hope you don't actually talk like this you fuckign autist
>>344834326
Let's ban caffeine, nicotine, sugar, and a few other substances since we can't tolerate drugs.
>>344834264
No you're not
I wonder how long it'll be until someone does though
![[HorribleSubs] JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Diamond is Unbreakable - 15 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.10_[2016.07.09_20.13.56].png](https://i.imgur.com/JKqHVvj.jpg "[HorribleSubs] JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Diamond is Unbreakable - 15 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.10_[2016.07.09_20.13.56].png")
Why do such big fanbases ruin everything they touch? Why do they all take it so seriously? I really dont get it.
>>344833321
This is too real
>>344830604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
>>344828786
Tried it and got bored on the same day. Having to walk tons of blocks just to get basic shit like more pokeballs or a gym is not worth my time.
I'd rather shitpost on /v/ with A/C than try and do that in the blaring heat of Arizona.
>>344834405
They will probably test the waters by throwing out old Mario games or maybe even just NSMB
>>344834445
The other day
>Set down lure really out of the way
>3 people wait at lure
>Mug retards
It's happening.
>>344834573
Same. Kills the battery too.
They need to make super smash bros melee hd now
>Mfw paintball gun
They cant kill can they?
>>344834465
I'd honestly love to live in a society where no one drinks coffee or uses sugar.
>>344830604
>pokemon gangs start forming
>gym locations are defended by armed thugs
>in order to challenge a gym first you have to kill the guys surrounding the area that makes up the gym's range
>>344832586
I wish they would've programmed this game so the hardest to catch pokemon would be located in the most dangerous neighbourhoods
Would've been funny to see some retard risk his life for a virtual little shitstain
OH SHIT NIGGERS NIANTIC AND NINTENDO ARE SCREWED
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pokemon-ends-ripoff-article-1.2708929?utm_content=buffer0bf5f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw
>>344834702
Have fun in prison!
>>344834747
Let's ban protein too.
>>344834702
yes
>>344834702
I have sword here. How to sharpen a sword?
>>344834749
>gta go
>>344834702
They can but it's not that likelyThey can blind pretty easily though
>>344834764
>implying EULAs mean anything in court
lol
>>344834801
Protein doesn't fucking ruin people's lives with addiction you blithering retard.
>>344831486
Is that the Space Needle?
>>344834931
and caffeine does?
>these are the people who will kill the videogame industry AND piss everyone else of as well
>>344834931
Oh? Then stop consuming protein. We'll see how non-addictive it is.
>>344832065
I thought /v/ was against vidya being banned?
>>344834991
There is such a thing as caffeine addiction.
>>344831946
>video games are off topic on the viideo games board
as expected from a shitposter.
>>344835114
>tfw you're cripplingly addicted to water
feels so bad man. longest i've been able to make it without has been about two days
>>344832065
>We clearly want to end degeneracy, right?
go back to /pol you fucking nigger
>>344834264
>9mm
not even enough to penetrate a phone
>>344835151
yeah and it doesn't kill people or ruins their lives
>>344831735
I don't know where he is, but where I live, if I wanted to walk 3 blocks east. Defining a block as "From where one street is to another" that would be about a 1.6km (1 mile-ish).
I wouldn't walk that far just for a fucking pokemons.
>>344835124
Bahaha fucking what?
We've wanted vidya banned for awhile retard.
>>344832586
Reported.
No, not reported via 4chan report system, reported as in to your local federal authority.
>>344832586
>>344833619
>>344833697
>>344833771
>they don't know about Ouija
I guess this is a pokemon thread after all
>>344834445
what are the bricks for if you have a fucking bomb?
>>344835325
Then you clearly have never tried quitting coffee. You can suffer caffeine withdrawals.
>>344832959
>I've seen some episodes of csi.
Idiot
>>344832334
This ain't David Icke's Wildest Wacky But True Theories either ya dumbshit
>>344835359
Hey Uncle Sam.
>>344828786
>tfw I saw car with a Pokemon go warning sign
>in Northwest Georgia of all places
I thought my area was immune to goofy shit like this
>>344835452
lol if you think caffeine withdrawal comes even remotely close to comparing to withdrawal from a real drug. christ i get worse withdrawal from my fucking anti-depressant
>>344828786
Pioneer square in Portland Oregon also has 3 intersecting pokestops along with a gym so there is always crowds of people there playing Pokemon Go and using lures.
>>344835264
4chan IS /pol/ you idiot. Get out. YOU don't belong here anymore. The time of change is coming
>>344835359
>>344835359
oh shit
>>344835452
Caffeine withdrawls consist of a bad headache, no motivation, and sometimes constipation
Big fucking deal try withdrawls from heroin
>>344830030
The vast majority will get bored and move on within a month
>>344835605
You're on the wrong side of history pal
>>344835124
Nobody has actual opinions on this website, it's an endless sea of irony.
I can tell you're new, kid. Just get out of here.
>>344828786
This shit is getting fucking rediculous. Few nights ago on my way through my neighborhood i almost ran over two shit for brains having their face in the phone, and not paying attention too their surroundings.
Then after dropping some friends off tonight I saw some kid almost get his ass hit when he shouldn't of walked the cross walk yet. Then his buddy gets the bright Idea that after the car passes let's dart across the walk way with oncoming traffic to catch up.
Don't tell me I can't confirm what they where doing when this app gets released, and I see a bunch of fucking people walking around late at night with their faces in the phones and sticking it out like they are trying to find something.
I get its getting people together, but shit no one gets it that if they get ran over and the driver can't prove that these twats aren't paying attention at night, well gg for the driver. This shit doesn't seem to be going in the right direction.
>>344835124
Eh, I'd say let it burn. Do you honestly know anyone who plays video games passionately and has contributed to society overall? No? Well there's your answer. I say, ban the damn things.
>>344835605
wwhat's it like being on the wrong side of history, asswipe? i hope you get the fuck out, idiot..
>>344835619
Can you have your astronauts confirm if there are pokemon on the International Space Station?
>>344835569
I bet you do take anti-depressants you fucking numale. Enjoy never having the satisfaction of raising and protecting a family.
>>344831295
Got this with just 'how'
im getting tired of seeing this fucking game everywhere
>>344835619
yo, when are we getting to mars again? and do you think it's even worth it?
>>344831903
I havent played the game but honestly anything where you have to look at the screen for 2 seconds or more is dangerous while driving, especially if it requires timing unlike something like texting.
Hi my name's retard and I can't function in society so I hate pokemon go :)
>>344831304
No
It's the work of "90s Kids" in general. They genuinely think only they should be the ones allowed to play since they are the "true" fans of pokemon even though they abandoned it after Kanto.
>>344832586
Do you know you could now be arrested for making this post? Did you really think you were Anonymous? me and prob a few other people reported this. Better pray to God you dont get a knock on your door. Haha faggot
>>344835923
nice try but other trainers can't see nicknames
>>344835648
>>344835702
It's still counter-productive to have a society addicted to a substance regardless of it being caffeine or or drug.
>>344832586
>all those fucking (you)s
Congrats on your catch. I didn't think there was anyone this new to respond to these memeposts but I continue to be surprised by the newfags. Bet they're shitting their pants at the nsa pic too
>>344835619
Man, I have the exact same hat. You don't need to be in NASA to have one of those.
This entire thread is too meta for me. Pce boys, i'm off to this infamous 'rigged' pokestop
>>344835359
please work on your cursive, am very disappoint for NSA
wew
>tfw no pokemon go in canada yet
I just want to have fun
They'll get bored eventually
>>344834054
>you'll never go around town stealing pokemon while blasting the villain battle themes from every gen in your car
Please inform niantic to add a pokemon stealing mechanic
https://youtu.be/KoDGPVgYuRQ
>>344831946
they must go back to their containment board. i see enough of this dumb shit on facebook.
>>344835974
literally nobody thinks this.
>>344831383
huh weird thing about the kind of people that live in DC
>>344835712
>and the driver can't prove that these twats aren't paying attention at night
Recently purchased a dashcam for this very reason. All though even before pokemon this was always an issue with numbskulls with massive headphones on their ears.
>>344836032
really?????????????????????
Sonyggers are on giga suicide watch
>>344836048
>imgur filename
>youtuber shit
Fuck back off the reddit, thanks
>yfw Matt and Trey were right
>>344830030
whats it feel like being old, grandpa?
>>344835712
You're an absolute fucking moron and I hope someone playing pokemon go while driving runs over your entire body and the tires squash your head like a watermelon
>be anti social fatass
>roommate begs me to download this shit so he has someone to play with
>might as well, have nothing better going on
>having moderate fun. Mostly like chilling with my bro.
>suddenly, im somehow convinced to go walking in parks daily.
>i get home from work, and walk 2 miles for no other reason but to catch virtual pokes.
>i begin socializing with other players on my travels
>I am driven by maximum autism
Im the laziest fucker around. how the fuck did nintendo convince my fat ass to go on 2-3 mile walks after a long day at work? Not to mention the whole socialization shit.
Seriously what the fuck?
Is nintendo trying to undo the damage they have done over the years by getting their audience to exercise and socialize? They trying to win back some karma and shit?
>>344834702
I'm ready /v/
let them come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5NnX_FSEGQ
>>344831304
Fuck no.
>>344831342
It was released there first along with Australia and New Zealand
>>344836229
Aren't you happy?
>>344832187
>Hey, my dude, it's just a sign! Nothing to get too riled up about.
>>344836159
>knowing that it's an imgur link acknowledging you go there just for knowing that
>not knowing of programs that upload shit straight to there via gyazo style
I dont fucking care what site anyway goes to, but I dont use brebbit
