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How the fuck is this shit so popular? How are there millions of grown adults who actually spend their entire day looking for fucking pokemon? Is being a manchild mainstream in 2016?
>>344817742
>is being a manchild mainstream
Yes.
Even people who insulted pokemon when it first started are playing it.
Having played every pokemon since red and blue in a gb and i still don't see the appeal of the app.
>>344818162
You aren't the target audience.
Pokemon GO is LITERALLY a meme-game
>>344817742
Yes, 35 is the new 19.
>local news has story on Pokemon GO
>"I'm getting a nostalgia blast playing this,"
>"Kek we're such geeks XD"
>>344817742
>well known brand
>on devices 90% of people already own
>free to play
normalfags like smartphones
normalfags like gen1
normalfags like hopping onto the latest bandwagon
>>344817742
Heh, yeah I don't play it either guys haha. What fags.
>>344818162
This is for people who stopped playing pokemon after the first 2 gen and rarely play video games.
how dare they have fun
But it's just an AR game, which is nothing new.
I seriously can't comprehend this.
Are handheld consoles on their dying path?
I kinda hope not, since smart phones don't do buttons well...
>>344818162
Nintendo REALLY doesn't want people like us as their audience anymore. Why do you think they're mass censoring their games, making movies, theme parks etc? They know they really fucked up with the Wii U.
>>344817914
i never thought there would be a day where being a manchild would be cool
>tfw i'm finally cool!
>>344817742
jewrubbinghishandstogether.jpg
>>344818309
>National news has a story on Pokemon Go
>at some point a nigga shows up to explain the meme
>the label down there says "Illustrator and Pokemon Master"
>>344818162
>>344818442
>>344818532
you guys unironically dont know that the concept behind a game like Pokemon GO has been a pipedream since the time pokemon itself took off
Great way to meet bitches.
>>344818526
When a mothership pokemon gets released exclusively as a mobile download, then yes, handhelds will be dead.
>>344817742
Apparently so in America if you are white that is, if you are black expect most dudes in the hood to laugh at your ass and probably steal your phone.
>>344818738
that's why you go to a nicer area
>>344818738
I just got back from a cemetery with a group of 4 black dudes taking a gym (which I promptly took from them after we talked and they left).
I think the pokemon video games are shit. They're extremely easy, and I see no reason to play them unless you just love a no-difficulty comfy grind. There's a ton of content, but the game is shit on its own.
Pokemon Go solves the problem by placing the wealth of content into a game structure that requires people to explore the world around them.
There's literally nothing wrong with that.
>>344817742
>pokemon that aren't in any way, shape or form, part of the businesses consensual practice or proimotion
>thinking paying unlocks the pokemon for catching
everyone on North side San Antonio is offering discounts for pokemon go
I pity whatever scrub(s) are gullible enough to not just walk past the store or sit outside
>>344818738
Don't be black alone. Find an asian friend.
>>344817742
>zero effort required to play
>staring at phones is what these people do anyway
>many people doing it haven't touched PM in ten years or more so there's nostalgia for them
I don't care much about it personally, but it's not hard to figure out how it got popular.
>>344818694
Yeah I wanted pokemon to BE real not this AR garbage mobile shit with no gameplay other than throwing a fucking pokeball.
>>344817742
>Is being a manchild mainstream in 2016?
Idk but that sounds great to me desu
>>344818561
godspeed
>>344818162
You can finally get the real experience of walking to hatch eggs. This is what Pokemon is all about if you ignore that you didn't get to choose the parents for good IVs
>>344817742
are you implying people should have to grow out of something?
It's the Americans, is always them
>>344818561
Me too xD let's be cool together anon
Fuck pokeshit I could go for some dairy queen right now.
it's okay to be a manchild who's obsessed with pokemon and /v/ is actually mad about it baka I'm riding this fad while it lasts it's genuinely fun
>>344817742
>manchild
hello sjw
>>344817742
>Is being a manchild mainstream
you're asking this on an imageboard dedicated to adults who play electronic toys all day
Is it just me or is there no real reason to challenge a gym until you hit level 20 and have at least 3 or 4 CP 1000+ pokemon?
I've messed around with the gyms, but the rewards seem fairly small, and you're forced to spent healing items even if you win. And there are so many people playing that you'll never hold a gym long enough to get the defender bonus. I don't see a good reason to bother with it unless you just have a hardon for gym battling.
>>344817742
Normie memes.
What gets me is how people talk about it without researching it, like talking about how Pokemon always appear in certain places or having Pokemon that aren't in the original 150.
>>344819474
constantly encountering the 1hp glitch got me to give up on gyms at least until I level up more
>/v/ hates thing most people are enjoying
Stop the presses oh my fuck
>Is being a manchild mainstream in 2016?
Hardly. Mention modern Pokemon (on neo-/v/, at least) and you'll find plenty of casuals bitching and moaning about how needlessly "complicated" the series has become.
If anything, it's cool to be a casual.
>>344819474
Sure, if you find a little traveled gym, just throw what you got on it and reap the daily rewards. If yo live in a densely populated city though, best of luck.
>>344818448
But it's not fun. Or a game.
It's just a generic mobile card game with a GPS gimmick.
>It's a someone slaps a fake note on something and takes a HILARIOUS picture to post on tumblr episode
>>344817742
It doesn't help that at any given time, there's about 10 threads about GO outside of /vg/ and /vp/
>>344818694
The concept of a randomly generated p2w card game with no combat has been a pipe dream?
>>344819663
>But it's not fun. Or a game.
>it's just a generic mobile card game
Uuuuh...
>>344817742
It's an excuse to get outside and walk. Why does it bother you so much famalam?
>>344817742
>Using "child" and "adult" as qualifiers for whether something is good or bad.
Actually OP, I believe you need to grow up. Pic related.
Feels like it's a boom similar to R/B/Y back in the 90s.
I only wish it happened with actual handheld consoles and not with fucking smartphones, they are objectively shit tier for playing anything other than idle games, I hope it's only a fad and it doesn't kill handhelds
>>344819861
Fatties and lazy asses (who aren't crafty enough to find a way to still play it effectively) can't play it. So it's shit.
>>344820052
Where did this meme of it being a fitness app start?
>>344819916
>literal pedophile didn't want to grow up
woah...
>>344819652
I saw a pic of a couple people who had to kayak out into a lake in order to take over the gym, that's about the only thing I would bother with
>>344817742
because it's fun and a great way to utilize location based Augmented reality.
If you dont like it thats fine, but I live in a major city and it's absolutely fantastic seeing everyone of all ages walking around playing.
but then again I'm not a socially retarded sperg
>lunch break at work yesterday
>work downtown in a huge US city
>walking to store while scoping out shit on GO
>some cute girl asks if Im playing GO and if she can interview me for some business newspaper
>>344817742
>How the fuck is this shit so popular?
Because it's for people who only played gen 1-2, don't give a fuck about the new stuff and let's them enjoy pokemon without the stigma of having a 3ds.
I.e. Your usual normalfaggotry.
>>344820124
The fact that you have to actually log walking distances to hatch eggs, which harbor the best pokymans. And no you can't just drive to hatch them, it has a speed cap.
>>344820275
I hope you said BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY THERE'S A PONYTA BEHIND YOU and shoved her out of the way
Gotta give the news a nice juicy headline to sensationalize
"Pokemon Go turns players into violent criminals"
So this is like fake cape shit fans right?
>OH GOSH IM SUCH A BATMAN FAN
>did you read the comic?
>NO WTF I ONLY SAW THE NEWEST MOVIE BUT IM A FAN
>>344820143
Him being a pedophile is your own sick headcanon, anon.
I have yet to meet anyone who can refute his argument without buzzwords, memes, ad hominem, or mental gymnastics. You guys would rather spout "mature games for mature gamers such as myself" rhetoric til the end of time because you're incapable of independent thought.
because people like nintendo without all the shitty gimmick outdated and overpriced hardware attached to it. if they just moved to pc/smartphones/third party, theyd be filthy rich and they could hire way more developers to make games.
>>344820319
but you literally, literally can. My roommate has been doing it for a week.
>>344820143
> I'll ad hominem my detractors away
So this....... is.....the power.......of being a faggot.........................
>>344819217
but i am already cool! this threadand my momsay so!
>>344819347
okay! lets go to McDonald's and sit in awkward silence for a half hour or so
>>344820124
Dumbass neckbeard weebs think that walking outside for 10 minutes will make them /fit/
>ITT: people aren't allowed to have casual fun
>>344820450
Then he's literally, literally driving slow. Which I will now refer you to my earlier comment of being crafty to note.
>>344817742
i don't know man. i work 10+ hours a day and when i finally get home the last thing i want to do is walk around waving my phone around.
>>344819947
Why would Nintendo even bother with handheld anymore? Its such a fucking waste of money for them when they can make 10x more just by slapping Mario on mobile.
>>344817742
How are there grown adults who actually spend their entire day on 4chan?
>>344820560
>>344820450
I think the speed cap is 20 mph, people will get pissed if you drive that even in a residential neighborhood. The game is expertly designed in that way to give a big fat middle finger to cheating lazy faggots and still allow people like bicyclists etc to do their thing
>>344820143
Prove it.
>>344820373
LOL THIS COMMENT IS SO EPIC FTW XD
UPVOTED MY GOOD SIR
*HIGH FIVE*
>>344820124
Nintendrones of old have dug up an ancient rationalization.
>>344817742
God you're an idiot.
>>344817914
And so are you.
>>344818010
You too.
>>344818162
Not you though you're actually kinda cute.
>>344818247
You are probably the most retarded of them all.
>>344818249
Scratch that you bake the cake on this.
>>344818263
Holy shit you're stupid.
>>344818309
Just hang yourself already you dumbass.
>>344820450
No you literally cannot. I drive 20 miles to work each way, and my eggs don't move. You can catch Pokémon, but they appear nowhere near the same rate as walking.
>>344820435
But this shit is a gimmick.
>>344820684
Thanks for the (You) good sir
haha im like such a nerd playing this pokemon game lol but i remember when i was kid playing on the game boy :D
>>344820713
>>344820747
Then you're doing something wrong.
>>344817742
It's fucking weird anon. I was at the park with my gf and it was odd seeing hordes of people walking around with their phones out and faces plastered to the screen.
>>344820768
yea it is but if they made third party games and pc games they wouldnt be gimmicks.
>>344820959
No, you're just refusing to accept facts while you let your "friend" bullshit you.
>>344820381
It's starting to look that way.
>>344820381
I think the majority of Pokemon Go players have played at least one Pokemon game before
Maybe not to completion, but it's very easy to grasp the basics of Pokemon in a few hours
>>344818526
it's not even the first pokemon ar either
>>344821139
Alright, Pokecuck. Keep pretending this piece of shit is magic and not a no effort cash in
>>344818561
Waiting for being homestuck and deatbeat to be cool.
>>344820381
it's more like if that person read 3 pages of Dark Knight Returns and decided they were an expert
>>344818442
weird, that's kinda spot on.
I played Ruby all the way, and some of B/W. that's it. I'm having fun but not taking it too serious.
>>344819623
I always felt they ramped up micromanagement to a degree that removed fun. I like one hundred percenting an RPG, and that became the biggest fucking hassle in Pokemon, which made me lose interest in it over time. I like the earlier gens, though I'll admit that the first gen had faults that were fixed later on.
I'm curious about Go, but I'm waiting on patches , since I hear it's pretty unstabled right now. Then I shall begin my journey.
>>344821206
no pokemon fan played anything past gen1
>>344820427
>>344820479
>>344820659
Yeah man taking pictures of nude children has NOTHING to do with pedophilia, it's just art :^)
>>344820427
Calling someone childish because they are acting in a way appropriate to children is accurate. Do I really have to spell out why certain forms of engaging with the world are silly in full every time if I don't want a long-dead paedophile to go full Freud on me? Get fucked.
He was a paedophile, get over it.
>>344822050
[citation needed]
All the really old guys I work with were talking about it today. They're the type that call it "pokey-man". I've played all the games multiple times since gen 1 and have a living dex in OR, and I hate having to talk about this shitty game. There's nothing in it of substance, it's basically a model viewer with the AR camera thing except you have to walk places to get pokemon. There's no real battling or anything. My sister even texted me like, "So I bet you're totally obsessed with pokemon go now right?". Shit like this is the exact same reason I avoid pokemon threads on /v/ and only post pokemon stuff on /vp/. Being surrounded by casuals is terrible.
>>344818162
The game isn't for actual pokemon fans or people who actually play video games. It's for dudebros, college girls, and normalfags. The minute they add gen 3/4 pokemon the normalfags will literally leave since it triggers there nostalgia.
>>344821994
who gives a shit there's literally NOTHING WRONG with pedophilia.
You want to step in the ring faggot? I've taken down faggots way smarter and better educated than you.
Slink back to your BLACKED thread you fucking faggot.
>>344821879
I only played Red and left it midway through. Am i a fan? Pokemon GO is legit fun if you know how to socialize.
>>344822349
UHG I know, can casuals, like, just, not?
>>344822382
>lewis carol
>the quote was from C.S. Lewis
So, you're just a retard then.
>>344822604
I unironically identify with that picture right now, anon. Fuck this thread anyway. I'm going back to /vp/ where autists like me belong.
Imagine if the pokemon you discover could only be captured by one person.
Imagine if you could battle with other trainers that you encounter in the real world.
Imagine that this game could have actually been good.
>>344817742
I've gone on a morning run every morning for the past 2 years.
Now I get to play pokemon while I run.
Get fucked lardass.
>>344821994
>>344822050
>>344822382
>ITT: Dumbasses mistake C.S. Lewis for Lewis Carroll
>They still don't try to unravel the argument in the image
Fucking wow. I knew /v/ was full of knuckledraggers, but this takes the cake. Tell me you're merely pretending.
>>344821443
>magic
What the fuck is this aspie on about. Nigga, anything faster than about 9mph gets your severely reduced gains, faster than 20 and you just won't get shit. I've been "exploiting" eggs for days now. They are hardly what I would call exploitable.
Dumb frogposter
>>344822532
as long as you didn't play past red or blue, you are absolutely a fan
>>344822946
>>344821513
go to the cesspool that is /r9k/
they treat that status like it holds prestigedon't actually go there. it's worse than cancer.
>>344823008
just drive slowly at night time... wow.... its fucking nothing
>>344817742
>How are there millions of grown adults who actually spend their entire day looking for fucking pokemon?
>why are millions of adults going out and looking for pokemon
Do you read the stuff you write before you post it or
>>344823227
http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/sks/5679973964.html
I know why /v/ is suddenly defending mobile shit. All the autistic virgin weebs finally thinking they gonna get laid by going outside and meeting a gamur gurl so they can lost their virginity.
lmao just stick to your 2D waifu anime shitters instead of ruining video games for us.
>>344823189
>wasting gas on a free game
>gas that costs money
wew
>well recognized brand even among normies
>phone game 4 free
>original 151 pokemon to capitalize on muh nostalgia
>Take wacky screenshots and share them with your friends on [insert social media platform here]
>let's people emulate their childhood dream of catching pokemon in real life even if it isn't exactly challenging and just relies on rng and you walking around
It's definitely flavour of the month in terms of normie games. Once some other dumb gimmick comes along normies will flock to it to try and stay relevant and trendy although it'll probably always be decently popular, especially for all those 90s kids who never shut the fuck up about being a pokemon master
>>344817742
im curious, what exactly do you not like about it?
>>344823360
it's pokemon so people are going to like it no matter what.
>>344823381
how poor are you?
>>344823360
can't wait for these retards to come back crying and bleeding over their smashed shitphones about how they fell for the socializing outside meme
>>344823227
I think the picture is what really seals this as pure autism. Also, what kind of retarded fuck gives out their password. Also, also, why does an acronym like FOMO exist? I see a decade old definition on Urban Dictionary but I've literally never seen this before.
>>344823360
You're projecting so hard I think you just summoned your stand.
>>344823537
Not poor enough that I have to rely on "free" "games"
>>344823227
>third year general business student at Fanshawe College
This is really what makes the entire thing.
>>344817742
I can't play it because I don't have a phone and my country has shit network coverage anyway.
Nintendo seems to have this inexhaustible nostalgia value and it just blows my mind that people will always come back to them regardless of what they do or their business practices.
Their fans are all 30 now and they're still riding that same wave of nostalgia, their interests haven't evolved since they were children.
I liked Pokemon but after the first couple of GBC games and the cards I moved on to other things. These people clearly haven't.
>>344817742
Yes.
I'm friends with a mid-50's mother, and she plays it. She heard about it from one of her housewife friends, downloaded it, and had twelve pokemon within a day. Worse, she's the kind of person who has always derided gaming, calling it a "wasteful way to spend your time." That's the kind of 'gamer' Pokemon Go appeals to. The Farmville/ Candy Crush crowd.
>>344823537
>wanting to walk at a leisurely pace rather than pointlessly wasting money is being poor
>>344819357
Fuck Dairyshit I could go for some Nidoqueen right now
>>344823227
When I was young, I mowed the neighbor's lawns for $15. Not even hourly, but 15 flat bucks right when I finished.
Fuck this guy and all other "pro" go players. At least their stupidity won't affect my hype and playtime of Sun/Moon.
>>344823719
but the whole game is pointless?
>>344823820
You're a fucking homo.
I hope you die of starvation pokecuck.
>ITT: Salt
>>344823915
Personally I enjoy the exercise friend :^).
ITT: faggot /vp/ tourists who need to kill themselves
>>344823719
>wanting to expend physical energy on a completely pointless game is better than chilling in your car listening to music while cruising around your streets all comfy-like at night
this faggot
ITT people who were fucking losers as kids still believe that pokemon was a niche and unpopular thing in the 90s.
Everyone played pokemon you retards, and now all those same kids are just buying a product that's selling them nostalgia in an easily consumable format. No fucking shit it's popular.
>>344823360
I realized some while ago that if I never liked video games and had a different hobby I wouldn't be a virgin
someone needs to make a game on steam to unvirgin me
>>344823938
>Not wanting to fuck a nidoqueen
Get the fuck out of here faggot.
THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED... BLACKS ARE PLAYING WITH WHITES
>>344824007
Cool, I enjoy driving slowly :^)
>>344817914
Yes it is.
Look up how many young people are unemployed , even worse is the number of how many live with their parents.
West is fucking doomed
Im surprise the normalfags didn't fall for VR.
idk I've been playing with friends. It's fun. It's a good social activity.
No point in getting your panties in a bunch over some shit like this, not even 4chan thinks you are cool because "I'm a bigger fan than you"
>>344823938
I would die of starvation if I had to eat that Dairyshit garbage. Keep your wannabe fast food shit out of here
>>344824046
>opinions
the fuck is wrong with people
>>344824116
>being a furry piece of shit
Go suck a shotgun after blowing your dad, rapecase.
>they play anything but team instinct
Directly into the fucking bin
>>344824037
you first famalam senpai
was playing and met a cutie who we met up with again later and she crashed her bike in front of everyone and scraped her knee and it was kawaii
>>344823915
>have fun
>meet people
>exercise
i count three pro's
>>344817742
>thinking pokemon isnt popular with normies as well
How the fuck do you think Nintendo survived for so long? Literally everyone is playing this game.
>>344824173
Keep your wannabe vidya shit out of here pokecuck
>>>/vp/
>>344824168
one thing is free and available on a device 90% of people already have
one thing requires a top of the line gaming rig costing several thousand.
Hmmmmmmmmmm........
>>344824184
Fuck that guy anon. He doesn't have the patrician taste of wanting to jerk off a Vulpix.
>>344824164
Yeah I'm sure that has nothing to do with the recessive economy you cumrag.
>>344817742
Did Quentin lose?
>>344824184
How are you getting triggered by pokemon images if you love pokemon GO so much?
>>344822946
how does distancing ourselves from their savage ideals by embracing a culture of freedom make us not resist them?
>>344824234
>but its fun!
kys normie
>>344824046
>Driving like a crackhead
Go where you're going or fuck off.
>can't drive without the constant stimulation of music
Why even bother?
do you think japan will make a kawaii anime about hilarry clinton being president?
>>344824368
>love pokemon GO
Holy fucking newfag alert batman.
Kill yourself
Will USA get pissy when the rest of the world joins in on the "fun"?
>>344824401
you play Dark Souls dont you anon?
>>344823412
It'll die the moment Gen 2 mons are added.
>>344824304
Plus VR still make me motion sick
>>344824314
>Vulpix
Good taste.
>>344824467
>le dark soles is imposible game XDDDD
>>344818162
last one I played was silver.
>>344824278
Keep all food-related comments to the proper board
>>>/ck/
See? I can be retarded too.
>>344824457
No. In fact it will be heartbreaking when more migrants start raping dumb kids looking for ratata.
But GOcuks will excuse it anyway while at the same promoting globalism like the useful idiot liberals they are.
>>344824437
You must love it if you're in this thread shilling it so hard.
Stay triggered, GOKEK.
>>344824402
I'm going around the neighborhood collecting pokemon, so ok I will go where I'm going?
Also, you can turn the radio off if you don't like music anon, cum on, step it up.
>Live in Pacific Northwest
>Everyone is playing this
>Neckbeards to Normies
>Go to a large well traveled park filled to the brim with pokestops
>Walkin' around, catchin' everything as each stop has a lure on it
>Meet someone whose been walking around for five hours, caught so much shit and hatched 2 10k eggs
>Suddenly, across the park, someone yells, "Squirtle!"
>Watch as the masses of people cut through the center of the park towards the yelling
>Catch two god damn squirtles
This game is so weird.
>>344824574
Nice damage control faggot.
I bet you move goal posts all the time so you can pretend to be right.
![6391360794c5072d648ad2a0b613ae4d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j3Mc6P5.jpg "6391360794c5072d648ad2a0b613ae4d[1].jpg")
>Went fishing today here in Florida with my dad and his wife
>Find out they both play it
>The entire way down to the beaches we're catching Pokemon and getting Pokestops, even my dad, who's driving
>Also on the way there, see various people walking outside looking at their phones, as well as seeing multiple lures, specifically at places like John's Pass and on St. Pete Beach
It really is crazy how much of a phenomenon this is.
>>344824401
>kys
>playing video games for any reason other than personal enjoyment
I would suggest a career. That is, if you had the personality for it.
>>344824581
they don't spend their entire day
they're already outside because they're normal people unlike you, Pokemon GO is just another new thing they can do when they go outside like they normally do
>>344824574
/vp/ is a containment board, you fucking queers are literally bronies
I don't see cu/ck/s making three dozen ramen threads.
But you faggot reddit losers have to make another GO generals despite their already being two because you're faggot Gen Z spoiled brats who've never worked a day in their lives pretending they know everything when they don't even know how to properly wipe their ass
KILL
YOUR
SELF
YOU
FAGGOT
KEK
>>344824719
>le epik reaction maymay wooooo I'm still living in 2012 /b/
Faggot ass loser.
>>344823603
I recently see that acronym myself. I'm guessing there are just current popular feelings and catchphrases in society that happen to trend at the time. I wouldn't be surprised if some popular self help book was released talking about it.
>>344824724
But normies are usually working 80% of the time they're outside.
You're full ofshit.
>>344824714
>career
kys normie
Pokefags are the worst fucking people
You guys bitch about non-games like VNs, Gone Home, etc. but this is worst than all of it
Literally no content, auto attacking battles, and simply exists to leech off the Pokemon name
What a fucking embarassment
>>344824647
>I'm going around the neighborhood
That isn't a destination. Window shoppers aren't welcome.
>>344824701
Beyond everything else showing how stupid you are, Pokemon is video games. Was this long, sequential strand of bait comments part of your plan?
>>344818335
He said it all.
>>344824738
>still thinks all those offspring /v/ boards are the containment boards, not /v/ itself
kek'd a little
>>344824672
>local kid trampled as mobs fight to catch shiny [insert pokemon name]
Screencap this
Walking around at night finding wildlife while catching pokemans is pretty fun.
Saw a fukken fox. Those niggas .
>>344824821
>I get assravaged and greentext for no reason.
DAMAGE CONTROL
>DAMAGE CONTROL
DAMAGE CONTROL
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>344820381
sounds like Kate Leth
>>344820713
>>344824894
>isn't a destination
Neither is walking, please leave normie.
>>344824938
Those niggas cute, even.
>>344824559
The Dark Souls fanbase are infamous for having a "its not a real game unless its hard" and "its not fun unless you struggle" attitude toward games
PoGo is fun because of nostalgia reasons and the fact that almost literally everyone is playing it and its fuckin mindless.
y'all are pretending that Pokemon is some kind of niche game but like another anon said Nintendo's handheld consoles pretty much thrive on it
also, this webiste has an entire board dedicated to it so no fucking shit the game is popular
stop living in denial anon, its simple fun, its a bandwagon trend and its not going to "kill gaming"
> Hey Mr. (((GOLDMAN))), how can we convince the goyim to turn on location services and GPS geotracking at all times?
> Well Mr. (((GOLDBERG))), how about we convince (((NINTENDO))) to put (((POKEMEN))) on some shitty (((GOOGLE))) maps app?
> Brilliant
This is how western civilization ends
>>344824738
Calm down, you're taking 4chan too seriously.
The subs exist for more concise topics, but all of it is allowed on /v/.
>>344824940
>i damage control while accusing others of damage control
DAMAGE CONTROL
>DAMAGE CONTROL
DAMAGE CONTROL
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>344824841
there's a pokestop at my workplace
even fuckers from nearby offices stop by during lunchtime
>>344822946
I don't see a problem with any of this.
>>344824738
The fact that you got all of that out of one Dairy Queen comment shows how useless you fucking are. That was literally my only contribution to this threat at the time. Now I'm going to see that your desperate struggle against this perceived threat is validated. I certainly hope this isn't the only thing you do with your life, because it's about to get a lot less enjoyable for you.
>>344825046
>Oh no they know where I am
>ahh
I dont get it.
>>344818162
I am in the same boat as this. Will you play sun or moon first?moonfag here
>shit on EA for jewish business pratice
>YES NINTENDO FUTURE LOOKING GREAT MOBILE GAMES ARE THE BEST AFTER ALL
>>344825032
>Neither is walking
I didn't say it was. How about you leave my fucking neighborhood?
>>344824845
You sure told me
>>344825101
Thanks for proving my point.
Stay triggered, GO CU CK
>>344825273
No one has a problem with AAA companies making phone games.
>>344825217
> Not knowing Google keeps a full profile of you, the places you visit, at which time, with who and why
They don't just know where you are, they know why you are there, when you go there and what you do there.
What is the point of /vp/ again?
>>344825185
>I certainly hope this isn't the only thing you do with your life, because it's about to get a lot less enjoyable for you.
IS THAT A THREAT YOU FUCKING LOSER?
FBI'S COMING FAGGOT.
DELETE YOUR CHILD PORN
>>344817742
People will play anything on their phones, especially if it's free to download.
>>344825364
anime and pokegirls
>>344825364
To prove that moot was always an incompetant admin.
Fucking queer.
>>344825364
its for people who like pokemon, as oppose to here where people like to be contrarian
>>344818442
>This is for people who stopped playing pokemon after the first 2 gen
Because those are the only good gens.
Everytime I think /a/ is dying I just need to come on /v/ and I feel better.
Thank you for being such a cancerous normalfags shithole, /v/.
>>344825365It's already in the recycle bin for just such an occasion
Want to meet up somewhere, you fuckingcutie?
>>344825365
>acting like an internet tough guy
Someone get this hothead out of here.
>>344825365
Can I destroy your boypussy?
>>344825586
>D-damage control
Threats on people's lives are a felony you fucking queer.
Yucky will give me your IP. Faggots like you aren't worth the subpoena.
>>344825363
Okay?
Man, 99% of people don't give a shit. You can't avoid any of this.
>>344823629
jotaro dies in part 6
>>344825559
This isn't even normalfags, this is /r9k/fags who think they know how to be a normalfag and criticize actual normalfags for not conforming to their stereotype.
>>344818162
Its a fucking mobile game. Mobile games aren't for people who actually play video games or are too poor to constantly buy videogames.
>>344825442
I wish moot was dead
>>344825675
I'm not even the previous Anon you're replying too.
Learn to stop getting your shitposting mixed up senpai.
>>344825694
> NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!
But that's wrong. You better not piss off the wrong person at Google or your favorite govt agency, because they can get all the dirt you let Google know
https://www.wired.com/2010/09/google-spy/
>>344825675
Was getting caught part of your master plan?
>>344824849
I can't imagine actual Pokefags fervently defending this, though. It's gotta be casuals, shills, and/or homegrown Nintendrones.
>>344822946
We already knew we had a better taste
Normies are just noticing it now
>>344825862
Man you're ISP knows what you're doing at all times. If you have a smartphone you're probably being tracked even if you don't have gps turned on. If you use anything other then cash they track your purchases.
Someone out there already knows everything about you no matter what.
>>344825364
All the 10 pokegirl threads that clog real video game discussion.
It was so bad they threw them into their own board.
You can discuss the games here still, but the anime, pokegirls, and all the other bullshit stays in /vp/
>>344825964
I want to fuck that Lucario.
>>344826047
You're willingly letting more people know.
You're a very good goyim to be defending corporate profiling this hard
>>344822823
you cant battle people?
what is the point of this game then?
>>344817742
You don't play it as a normal game you autistic fucks. It's just something to do when you're out.
>mfw pokemon becomes mainstream again
>mfw toys tshirts movies stickers and more shit
>mfw tryhard autism and smogon gets BTFO
>mfw the main series is cancelled in favor of more Pokemon Go updates
finally bros, been waiting this since I forced myself playing sapphire
>m-muh tracking!
no one gives a fuck about you, faggot.
They don't care if you jack off to japanese cartoons
>>344824903
Here's the bigger version of this image
>>344817742
>Is being a manchild mainstream in 2016?
You tell us, fellow enjoyer of a children's hobby who is WAY too concerned about what other people like to do with their lives and spare time.
>>344825706
As awesome as he is it's actually shocking he even managed to live that long
344817742
>on holiday in south of france
>take over gym near some famous statue in town
>it's been days since, and nobody has taken over
Fingers crossed they have to wait longer. I want to see how long Hypno stays champion for.>>
>>344826203
And you can tell /pol/ that you fulfilled your "da jewz" quota.
Good work. Quality shitposting, anon.
>>344826530
Lucky I cant send my Snorlax with Lick up there to ream your Hypnos asshole clean.
>>344817742
>Head down to the river market with 3 other friends
>There's a decently sized park along the river
>Spend a few hours going back and forth along the river hanging out with bros and meeting tons of other people playing the game
>Everybody is chill as fuck and just having a good time
>Once our batteries are low enough we decide to go eat
>Then head back home having had a fun and interesting day
Dunno, why would hanging out with friends at a park playing video games be fun?
So weird
Because its Pokemon, which means most adult Normie's like it since they grew up with it, and its on a phone, which most people have, and phone games in public for some reason are not considered a man child thing
The end result is a game most generations want to play, without the normie social stigma of playing a 3DS
>>344826687
Screenshot CP please
