MEANWHILE, IN MASS EFFECT /v/
>>344811260
Fucking Volus merchant at the Presidium sold me a Predator pistol for 5,000 credits but they sell it in the wards for 2,500 credits.
>>344811260
I swear to lizard jesus, what the fuck is wrong with batarians. Just the other day I was playing the new expansion for Space of Warcraft and this fucking nigger batarian comes from a pub to our guild raid because we needed another DPS and insists on talking his terminus nigger shit language to infest the ZeroSpeak.
Fuck batarians.
>>344811463
Should have shopped around first
GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITTY SERIES
>>344811463
But that saved you an elevator trip with uncomfortable dialog between your squad mates. Surely that's worth 2,500 credits alone.
WE NEED MORE HUMANS ON THE COUNCIL. THESE ASARI LOVING TURIAN FAGS ARE FUCKING UP THE SYSTEM.
HUMANS ARE THE MASTERRACE
#TERRAFIRMA
>>344811482
FUNNY MEME, ANON
HAHA..
Hey Shepard
Hey
I have an idea
Shepard hey
I have an idea Shepard
Get this
We
Hey we start a war with the Geth
Hey, don't roll your eyes at me Shepard
Get this, Shepard
We start a war with the Geth right when this race of cybernatics invade us from beyond the galaxy intending to kill all organic life!
The Geth will never expect it
BOY I SURE AM IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW, LET ME TALK ABOUT IT LOUDLY AND MAYBE THE GUY WHO'S BUSY SAVING THE GALAXY WILL EAVESDROP ON ME AND GO DO SOME CHORES FOR SOME RANDOM NOBODY JUST BECAUSE.
So do Asari have a vagina to stick your dick in or what?
Sup /v/
>>344812464
no, they have a dick that extracts genetic material since all species have holes
>>344812464
Fucking privileged uneducated humans. Ugh.
I'm gonna clear this up once and for all.
Asari don't have "penises" because we don't reproduce like every other mammal from your planet, you xenophobe. We link our neurons through element zero to connect our nervous systems and that gives us sufficient genetic data to add to our own to make a kid.
We do however need "a vagina" (fucking humans) to birth, you miserable shitlord.
>>344812760
God, I hate that fucking faggot so much.
I have no idea how any writer could think he's threatening or cool
Some say Shepard is still in the elevator.
So how many levels of gender are you guys on?
Boy, I sure hope Ilos, the rediscovered Atlantis of the galaxy, ushers-in a new tech renaissance that propels all races to Prothean-levels of civilization
>>344813049
Like 5 or 6 right now my man.
>>344811523
Why are you using an earth racial epithet to refer to a completely different species? Don't you have any clever names for them in Salarian?
Hey >>344812842, yell at this guy. He's propagating that human-centrist culture you hate so much.
Shepard commander, explain to me what love is?
>>344813208
Adorable, you're like a child. Watch this.
>tetrasexual hydro-gendered gnomekin omnichonosexual tyrano-heterosaurus xex
>>344813407
It's when he wipes his cum off your butt
>>344813262
Yeah,but humans are hot and Salarians are disgusting, so who cares.
>All these humans arguing about perfect steaks
>tfw dextro dna
Go back anytime.
Some of you organics are alright.
Don't go to eden prime tomorrow.
WHY DO I SUDDENLY WANT TO SUCK PENIS?!?!!?
Help, my Asari GF grew a dick and fucked me but SHE got pregnant.
Which abortion clinic did Sheppard endorse here on the citidel?
I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
