JUMP ON BOARD
TAKE A RIDE
>>344798868
i wanna take ya for a ride
>dunanana NA NA NUN
Favorite radio stationNon Stop Pop FM
>>344799090
Yeah Non Stop FM is pretty much the best station, though The Lab is also pretty good.
DRILL ME TO THE FLOOR OOH OOH OOH
>>344799090
LADY HEAR ME TONIGHT, CUZ MY BEATING IT'S JUST SO RIGHT, AS WE DANCED BY THE MOONLIGHT, CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE MY DELIGHT
LADY HEAR ME TONIGHT, I CANT GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND, I FEEL LOVED FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I KNOW THIS IS TRUE I CAN TELL B THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES
>>344799090
radio off
>>344798868
Бeги пoкa нe пoзднo кaк yличный пёc
>>344798868
At least post a screen from a non-potato rig anon
IT'S BRITNEY BITCH
OH IT'S A SETUP IT'S A SETUP IT'S A SETUP OH
I can't describe the vibe I get when I reply with Yami and a 5 I hit
DON'T COME AROUND
KEEP ON LETTING ME DOWN
YOU GOTTA GET IT ALL THE WAY IN
I WANNA SEE YOU WORK
>>344799421
>>344799718
SHIKI SHIKI SCHWEINE
Got this in the summer sale, and it's the best random fuck about sim I've ever played. People love getting mad as fuck in game and about this game, though.
Why?
>>344801746
Because it's popular and people like being hipsters
95% of the stations play shitty nigger music
>>344801746
It's another poorly optimized PC port
>>344800337
the one on the left gad dam
>>344802063
No it's not you toasterfag
>>344798868
*muffled outsidey effect*
Ooooooh baby
I feel right
the music sounds better with youuuuuuuu
>>344799090
>Not Blue Ark
Pleb alert
>>344799090
Space
>>344801984
cuck
>>344802289
Kill yourself, retard.
>>344799090
>that feel when no Cara gf
why live
Kifflom, brother-brother!
>>344802567
>complains about optimization with a 1080
Sure kid
>Dad Rock as Michael
>Hickshit as Trevor
>Rap as Franklin
GABRIEL NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR
AND YOU SHOULD HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME
FOR THESE WOUNDS I CANNOT STAY
>>344802751
It's poorly optimized. Better than IV, but it's still really bad. I hope they can relearn how to put a game on PC if they ever decide to port RDR.
>>344799090
Self Radio
>Nonstop eurobeat
>>344802752
>>Hickshit as Trevor
But Trevor is a literal hipster,
>>344799090
YOU MAKE THE KNIFE FEEL GOOD
>>344803735
shit I was listening to that just yesterday
WE'RE RUNNING WITH THE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT
>That feel when the torture sequence for the FIB
>>344803985
that was the IAA I believe
but yeah it was some sick shit. What always bumped me is how you drop him off bleeding at the airport, like do you expect him to be able to get on a flight now?
>>344803985
>>344804127
No that was for the FIB. You must be confused with the fact that you had to take him from the IAA.
>>344799090
NIGGAS PISTOL POPPIN LIKE IT'S 1999 I WAS NINE MAYBE TEN THEN AGAIN NEVERMIND
>>344804576
oh yeah now it comes back
What weapons are worth buying from Ammunation? Other than making sure I have EVERY HIGH POWERED EXPLOSIVE POSSIBLE.
STUNNING CUNTS
>>344804862
>using weapons
I don't see the point.
where were you when you realized that bitch torturing the Pajeet at IAA was Karen, the one Niko dated?
>>344798868
I can't even recognise this song.
>>344804927
>You get all 3 new muscle cars for free if you played on the PS360 version at any point
>>344805063
This site is for adults only.
>>344805065
Well, considering Rockstar completely screwed the PS3/Xbox 360 owners by not supporting that version anymore it only sounds fair.
>>344805065
oh wew i thought they were free for anyone.
>>344805065
No shit, really? Why?
>>344803452
Hicks and hipsters are just one shower from looking the same.
>>344798868
JOHN WAYNE WAS A NAZI
>>344805065
>You get everything for free if you pirated the game
WALK INSIDE, CASE THE JOINT
ONE MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER
ANOTHER IN THE BACK
GO OUT TO THE CAR AND LOAD THE GAT
GRABBED THE SKI MASK, HERES THE TASKGO IN BROKE, COME OUT WITH CASH
Cyka )))))))
>>344805636
HE LIKED TO PLAY SS
>>344799090
FlyLo FM or self radio.
>>344805065
>tfw driving around in my free burger shot car
>tfw doing the new races with 16 Pantos smashing into each other
This new update is fun man
>>344799090
Radio mirror park
>>344805683
>get shit from GTA Online
>on a pirated copy
kek
>>344805850
Yeah, it's the best update so far.
>>344805892
>he actually thinks it's not possible
How do you get the red Jock Cranley racing outfit? I saw it was an option in stunt races but I can't seem to find it in the store, only the black one.
>>344805890
dis nigga knows wassup
>>344806197
I doubt you can race with other players online senpai.
>>344798868
THEY'LL GIVE US SOMETHING
THEY'LL GIVE US SO MUCH TO FORGETOR ENOUGH ROPE TO DEAL WITH IT
>>344806250
No one said anything about playing with other people
>>344806356
>you can get everything on a pirated copy
>except there are some things you can't get
kek
>>344806474
They exist in the game files. It's really not that hard to console command them into the game, familia.
>>344799090
FlyLo, Space, and Non-Stop Pop are about equal for me.
Will occasionally throw on East Los FM to fuck with my friends when they ride along.
>>344806474
Clearly referring to actual content, not the overrated ability to play with children
Los Santos Rock Radio for Michael
Channel X for Trevor
West Coast Classics for Franklin
>>344806778
>They exist in the game files. It's really not that hard to console command them into the game, familia.
I don't get it, you're saying you can console command people into your game to play with? How is that going to work? Do you need to trap them in a virtual reality first?
YOU STRETCH ME OUT, LIKE A RUBBER BAND. AND YOU GOT MY LIFE IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAAANDS
>>344798868
who doesn't use their own custom music?
This has been a thing SA. Normies get out REEEEEEE
Is the new update any good?
>>344806991
>he doesn't have friends to play with
That's just sad.
>>344807183
It's a lot of fun.
>>344807183
It's pretty fantastic to be honest, best GTA Online update by far.
Man this game was cool as fuck, played the 360 version way back then
I even watched Magic Mike's streams before it came out, never knew why so many people here hated it
Sadly I'll never be able to play the updated versions
>remember how much fun i had with this game in 2014
>install it on my 600 kb/s speed
>boot it up
THERE'S FUCKING NOTHING TO DO AFTER THE STORY REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344807350
>Sadly I'll never be able to play the updated versions
Why not? PC version is pretty good, I can run it very well on my semi toaster.
>>344807210
>he has friends
Shouldn't you be in r/gaming, normie?
>>344807210
not same guy but I played with my mates but they just stopped playing after doing the last heist and now i have no one :(
>>344807408
I never completed the story, I got bored halfway through it, but I love to play GTA V just to fuck around, go on a cruise, listen to some music, kills some random people, it's a cool little sandbox, my definition of fun.
>Cruising around at random enjoying my offroad buggy I totally own legit and didn't steal off some lot
>Players generally roam around doing their own thing unless you shoot at them first
>A single CEO pops up on the map
>Entire session turns in to DEATHMATCH
>Even unaffiliated players are hunting other unaffiliated players with high explosives
>Even if they have to go cross map to do it
But why?
>>344807421
My PC literally can't run minecraft and I'd have to sell a few organs just to buy a PS4/Xone where I live. A-At least I can watch webms
>>344807541
But it's a literally empty sandbox where houses are glorified boxes and you can't interact with the world in meaningful ways. it feels like being in a massive city eith so much potential but your hands are tied behind your back. there's nothing fun
the city has so few npcs and cars it doesn't feel like a bustling city of millions
gta 4 made liberty city feel alive
>>344807698
Why play on pubs? Everytime I go on a pub I just turn on passive mode, it's not fun.
what are the best stunt races?
>>344807779
Anon that's sad, I would buy you a new PC if I could.
>>344807948thank you
>>344807892
All of them are pretty good, but if I had to choose one it would be Plummet.
>>344807836
I like the random chance of hazard. If anyone truly tries giving me grief, I turn on passive at respawn.
>>344807350
>>344807779
I know exactly this feel.
Never played online,what am I missing out on?
>>344803452
He acts as a hipster to distinguish himself from other hipsters by being a hick. Micheal points this out to him in one of the, "drive to place while everyone bickers" segments of the story.
>>344802063
GTA V runs really well considering the world it simulates.
DRILL ME TO THE FLOOR
>>344807779
Where do you live?
I remember my days of using a potato.
Christ it was awful.
DON'TCOMECLOSE
>>344808429
Fun shenanigans if you can co op missions with anyone. Fun custom games. Overworld is team death match in armored karumas and tanks with the occasional non shithead you can have fun with.
Are there any callbacks to San Andreas besides those three guys on bikes and graffiti?
>>344808591
>DON'T
>COME
>>344808795
No because San Andreas doesn't happen in the same universe as GTA V.
>>344808795
Grove Street is there in modified form. NPC's in rhe area yell a variant of RAISE UP FOOL but I don't remember exactly how it goes.
>CALM DOWN LOS SANTOS, DON'T PANIC, RELAXRELAXRELAXRELAXRELAXRELAXRELAXRELAX! THIS IS SOULWAX FM!
>>344808429
Not much honestly, unless you have a bunch of friends to play with. When I play with randoms they all hide in their apartments and it basically feels like I'm playing single player only with people hunting me down once in a while. Map is also too big for how few players you can have max.
>>344809001
I guess callback was the wrong word.
>>344805890
Good taste, even Rockstar knows its the best, thats why its songs are in a bunch of missions and intros.
>>344809120
I don't know why.
Dieing doesn't come with much of a penalty, and if you truly get tired of someone's shit you can go passive. Otherwise, it turns in to a nice game of deciding if you want to risk driving by another player or take a detour and try to navigate to where you want by other means.
>>344809120
>Map is also too big for how few players you can have max
Like 99% of the time the players will all be in the city though.
>Space 103
>>344809913
Even in the city I rarely run into people because most people are sitting in their apartments/car shops/etc.
Off roaders are best vehicles. Prove me wrong.You probably can but I love them.
>>344799090
Space
>>344810542
The new offroad vehicles are pretty nice, I'll get myself a Desert Raid when I have the money.
>>344806910
24/7 beep
>>344808795
>Lester talks about Niko
>Packie is in the game
>Packie says Niko is probably dead
Stop cucking me, Rockstar
>>344802063
This is about V, not IV.
>>344810775
>callbacks to San Andreas
>Niko
>>344800337
Is that the girl from the "make her day" video? Name?
>>344810775
ignoring the part where you're talking about niko in response to a san andreas question, he's not coming back because his va had a dispute with r*
which made me really question the choice to kill johnny in v
>>344811050
What kind of dispute?
I HATE THE THINGS I SEE
DONT CARE ABOUT ANARCHY
>>344799421
this is the worst
>>344799886
my favorite gtav song
>>344811050
>he's not coming back because his va had a dispute with r*
Well that sounds a bit stupid, Rockstar could easily find another VA for Niko, it's not like he was a good VA in the first place.
>>344811156
didn't know how successful the game would be so he wanted more money
>>344804127
pretty sure he fell down some stairs and died
there was a report on the radio about it I believe
>>344811336
tybigal gopnik eh eh
I got so bored of the radio of V so quickly so I remember starting to listen to the talk radio stations and they aren't half bad.
Not as good as IV but they were better than [BEEP] and SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET
>>344811012
Alexa Blair
>>344811590
>hating on Skeletons
You're the worst kind of person.
>>344811704
Don't get me wrong I like the song but that and that one Genesis song are the only things I hear on my radio now.
Now I just listen to Spotify. I tried using the user-made station but a lot of my songs had varying sound levels and I couldn't be arsed to go through and change the volume f each one. Plus Spotify makes good use of my second monitor 2bh
FEEL GOOD
(sha-shake it, shake it)
FEEL GOOD
(sha-shake it, shake it)
SLOW DOWN, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T CATCH ME
>>344812019
Wait they have Gorillaz in V? Since when?
>it's a "your teammates keep dying during a heist" episode
>>344812268
It was added in the next gen version.
>>344812269
>Someone dies because they expected everyone to Rambo in the open with them and kill everything the instant it spawns
>Tell them to use cover
>NO SHOOT MORE
>They quit the heist
>>344812268
since bee cee bort
>>344805065
If i would make a xbox live account and play gta online on the 360 would i get the cars for free on the pc then?
Does anyone have that image of all the car classes in GTA Online and what kind of players drove them? It had the Armored Kuruma on it as well.
>everything cool online costs a shit ton of money
>but earning money takes forever unless you pay for it
>everything online is overpriced to begin with
why is this allowed?
>>344812269
>play prison break
>at the part where you escape in the plane
>teammate run into the propeller and dies
>mission failed
>>344812909
That happened to me, also
>pilot escapes the police
>pilot spends 5 minutes flying the plane around, landing it on mountains, and eventually crashing it with no survivors
>can't reap the benefits of his trolling because no one has a mic
How the fuck did all those 12 year olds get to Pacific Standard with the playerbase Online has? I'm so jealous of them.
>tfw keep getting in 10th place in these races
tfw no friend to do heists with
>>344812909
>Prison Break
I will never stop being mad at this shit.
>First time playing
>Get the job as a pilot
>Quickly notice that as long as you're behind the jets they won't shoot you
>Tell it to the demolition guy, he stops shooting jets so they won't respawn
>Everything went flawless besides someone getting shot few times, everytime when it's a landing
Repeat it later with my friend
>Be the prisoner
>Pilot keeps crashing, even before the fucking jets
>Demolition guy and Pilot still destroy the jets after I told them that Pilot just flying behind them is much easier
>They keep fucking dying despite having the easiest job
>One of them calls me and my friend noobs after we were unlucky and fucked up like 3 times in a row
>That guy fucking quits in rage
>Have to wait another fucking hour to find new people
>>344799562
>sweet silence
>>344802969
>I hope they can relearn how to put a game on PC if they ever decide to port RDR.
>PCFags still begging for RDR to this day
>>344814641
Did you ever beat it as host?
>>344814641
Prison Break is such an awful mission, too many little things to do for too little payout.
I'm glad I started doing the whole kuruma and closing application glitches on Pac Standard.
UNO DOS TRES CUATRO
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>344804927
>ripping off edgy word play from games as old as carmageddon from fucking 1997
HAHAHA ROCKSTAR ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHA WHAT A FUNNY JOKE HAHAHA
god they're stale as fuck. Get on with something else now, you've milked this cow dry. Bully 2 or another red dead you edgy unfunny dorks
>>344817126
Sprunk's been used since Vice City in 2001, and vulgar wordplay has been in GTA since GTA 3. It's an old series, they're not just starting now.
>>344817126
>being this mad at goofy word play
What's you guys' favorite weapon? Mine is the Pump Shotgun. It's good for getting mid-range headshots and it feels satisfying to fire.
>>344816461
NENA JU JI JA
>>344818341
Using that with the suppressor for the first time was so fucking great
>>344799090
>>344799090
Radio Mirror park and that chat radio.
I like the hipster parody guy
>>344814847
(You)
>>344799090
Los Santos Rock Radio
Accidentally deleted the X80 Proto from my garage today for one of the free muscle cars
>>344807819
>>344807541
>>344807408
Yep. Even multiplayer feels empty unless you're going on a killing spree.
Still has that floaty physics and aiming. Feels empty like GTA IV.
>>344820023
To be fair, there are interesting locations in GTA 5, but none of them are really utilized during the main missions. You have to explore the map to find them.
>>344812269
>They refuse to do the kuruma glitch because it feels like cheating to them
>Proceed to be the one that dies EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. on the bikes.
>>344819920
X80 is gay anyways
>le empty meme
might as well say you hate the series
free roam in gta has always been about your imagination
>>344812269
>it's an I forgot to get Cowboy Bebop on prime day for $24 before it ran out episode
>>344822096
Why are physical copies of anime so expensive? All I want is to hold it
