Are you going to buy one?
>>344790053
yes. but I won't overpay one fucking cent though.
Depends how classy the covers are for it. If there is a sleek metallic looking one, I'm absolutely in
As long as it gets here and it isn't grossly overpriced.
Yep, and I don't even know the price.
How else can I get the full experience?
No.
What's the point of these? Do they tell you when a certain pokemon is near or something?
I still don't know what the fuck these actually do
When can we buy one?
Depends what kind of features they add beyond what they revealed. My one and only goal in this game is to complete my pokedex, so if its true that it only lets you know when pokemon you ALREADY CAUGHT is nearby, I have no use for one.
>>344790053
30 Dollars for a bluetooth bracelet.
I will buy one for 10 bucks if i have to.
>>344790590
The app only works if your phonescreen is on.
So you have to run around with your phone in your hand all the time.
This thing connects via bluetooth and vibrates when pokemon are near, even if your phonescreen is off.
>>344790390
>That Luxury Ball one
Unf.
>>344790590
>>344790621
Vibrates and lets you collect pokestop items without taking out your phone. Also lights up and lets you catch pokemon, but only pokemon that are already in your pokedex.
>>344790668
Its already sold out.
>>344790729
>even if your phone screen is off
Is this for sure? I might pick it up if this is the case. My biggest issue with the game currently is I can't lock my phone screen while I play
>>344790831
>Is this for sure?
I thought that was the entire point of that thing.
Why would you wear the bracelet AND carry the phone in your hand?
scalpers already pre-ordered them.
>>344790053
Based on how popular this is getting with the general public, probably. This can really allow for something great if Niantic plays their cards right.
I just don't want another Miitomo
What exactly does it do? Does my phone still need to be on the app while open? or can I do other shit on my phone at the same time?
>>344790390
>Depends how classy the covers are for it.
are you an adult? because if you are the answer is not at all.
>>344791915
I think it works so you don't need to have the app open on your phone to catch Pokemon, register walking distance
Anything to keep dorks from walking around slowly staring at a cell phone everywhere I go.
>>344790939
You wouldn't you'd wear the bracelet and keep your phone in your pocket.
>>344792142
>using the word dorks in current year
Are you 12 or 42 friendo?
>>344792404
i'm sorry should i be calling everyone cucks? what insult is cool these days?
>>344792142
>Dorks
Fuck off Kevin
>>344790729
Daaang, they really shifted into maximum over-jew with this one.
Fuck them.
>>344792486
Dude you can say whatever you want, but I havent heard someone be called a dork since I was in elementary school and I'm 30.
Losers, maybe? Although coicidentally the people I've met playing GO have been much more chill and less "dorky" than the people I've met on steam or /v/.
If I browsed /pol/ I'd be going full tin-foil hat right now.
>Pokemon GO
Kek
>>344793073
Pokemon GO is literally changing the world as we know it.
It's even got me running around the city.
Good thing I carry a sheathed katana in one hand and my phone in the other.
>>344793473
Pay 2 win mobile shit isn't going to change anything.
>>344793694
People finding dead bodies, people dying, fat fucks leaving their basement, bringing people together.
The world is being flipped upside down.
>>344793797
>people dying
absolutely no one has died yet
Any word on when they'll be available for purchase? I'm on the Amazon waiting list but there's no mention of a date or even a rough estimate available
>>344793927
B b b but what about that clickb8 article my mom shared on Facebook???
>>344794171
People who say it's fake are jews trying to cover up the story
>>344794290
Didn't some guy get in a multiple lane car crash on a freeway?
Just wait until around level 20ish when it takes 10 Pokéballs just to catch a Pidgeys.
Need more Pokéballs, anon? It's only $5 more...
>>344794406
Nope
>>344790457
its 35 bucks. that is already overpriced for a device that only fucking vibrates when Pokemon are around. This could easily be implemented into the app right now.
>>344793034
Whatever artard
>Game that forces me to go outside
Im not playing that shit im a fucking arachnophobic Australian
>>344794715
>that only fucking vibrates when Pokemon are around
it also lets you capture them and collect items from pokestops.
>>344794715
But then they couldn't sell bracelets to retards could they?
WHERE the fuck do i find one? theyre sold out everywhere
>>344795419
then you can buy incense with real money and play from your home
are you also poor?
>>344790457
Pic related is gonna make sure all of these sell for three digit numbers at least.
>>344790390
Where do you buy these
>>344795806
No but sitting there buying incense to catch pokemon does not sound fun
That and I dont know shit about pokemon other then the name
>>344796517
>I don't want to go out
>Staying home sounds boring
>I don't even like this franchise
the fuck do you want then? what are you doing here?
>>344796451
Scalpers on ebay
>>344793694
GO has been a shining ray of positivity among race wars and rigged elections.
>>344796685
I dont know
fuck
>>344793073
Wyoming here
Everyone is just ecstatic we are on the news.
>>344796685
Also its not that I dont want to go outside its just arachnophobia + Australia = I am to scared to
>>344797321
That sounds fucking aweful. How big do they usually get? What do you do if they are in your house?
>>344792404
He's obviously Kevin. He always struck me as someone who would hang around this place.
>>344797420
>What do you do if they are in your house?
We have drills for when this happens. Sirens go off and everyone abandons the building.
>>344790053
>$30
>bluetooth
>just to kill my battery some more
>they look ugly too
I've got low standards, but not low enough to buy this piece of trash.
>inb4 just buy a portable charger if you don't want the battery to die
>>344797321
I live in México, I could be raped or beheaded the second I step out of my door, so you could say I have machete fobia, but that's not stopping me from getting those fucking sexy pokemons, just go out mang, look for the sprinkles in the map and there's going to be a lot of faggots there who can protect you form the spiders, I'd go with you but we're too fucking far from each other.
>>344795702
oh damn well thats totally worth 35 bucks. id pay 15 for the watch alone. There has to be other things in the box for it to be worth more than half of a full release.
THEY SHOULD PUT THAT FUCKING BUTTON IN A SMARTWATCH APP
>>344797609
Walking around with a couple of battery chargers is the least casual thing you can do in this super casual game.
>>344793694
>Mobile shit isn't going to change anything.
Literally the only two things in gaming that can change anything in the world really would have been VR and Mobile, and VR flopped so now we are doing mobile.
Cry all you want but saying "thing I don't like won't change the world" isn't convincing anyone.
I'm not saying PoGo is going to change the world btw, just that it's the closest thing right now to doing it.
>>344797609
Use a laser cutter to reprint a wooden case
>>344790053
i want to prey off these pokemon fuckers and take their money. where can i pre order
>>344797862
No where, already all sold out. Now you have to buy one from a scalper and hope you can sell it for an even higher price.
>>344797958
you're telling me there's a black market for pokemon goods now? this is fucking mind blowing
Can anyone explain why the features it offers aren't already a part of the app for any reason other than them being jews?
>>344798116
Because you would look like a retard strapping your phone to your wrist
![latest[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/4QzBOdl.gif "latest[1].gif")
>>344798116
game is free, they had to plan multiple sources of income, not everyone likes spending on digital goods they can't see, stupid plastic gadgets made in china are easy as fuck to sell, and they made some good money out of it,
Why did Nintendo sell an expansion pack for the N64 instead of including it? Why does your walmart pc don't come with a blue ray included? why do they sell shit video cards and overpriced video cards and budget videocards? the answer to all this questions is: capitalism yo'
>>344796710
No tbe different designs
>>344793694
Get a load of this autistic fuck pretending that his word means shit.
>>344797420
If they get in the house I fucking shit myself on sight
I want one, but it already seems like another Amiibo situation where Nintendo doesn't manufacture enough and scalpers reap the rewards
>>344797705
But then they wouldn't get that sweet go plus dollar.
>>344790390
>Dat Premier Ball
No!
Not my Ballfu!
>>344793073
I bet it was themselves that placed the Ingress location in there.
Only got themselves to blame.
>>344800015
Well, then why don't they sell more of them instead of leaving the field to scalpers?
That makes no fucking sense.
>>344800574
because they're retarded.
>>344800574
Nintendo is the scalpers.
They sell half their stock in stores and the other half on Ebay at 200% mark up.
Never.Probably
>>344790053
nah im already bored and everything just spawns near streets so if you actually do go hiking or exploring in the woods you dont find anything so its like if i really give a shit i can walk around the city to grind up my level for what purpose? to play a shitty dodging minigame? i understand its a phone game but i thought it might be cool as a novelty but even that aspect is lame
I would but Nintendo anything means no supplies.
Fuck Nintendo for always doing this.
I hate having to go through hoops to get some small piece of shit I don't even want in the first place.
Is there any difference between the teams? Except of 'hurr I'm team yellow I'm so individual'
Also how come there are people with a CP 1000+ Vaporeon?!
>>344797321
>le Australia is scary meme
sounds like you need to see a psychologist
>>344802432
Hey, fucker, I have a cousin who got punched to death by a random kangaroo while going to work.
Even my distant ant nearly got eaten by a spider.
So fuck you.
>>344790053
No thanks, I don't want to get murdered
>>344790053
Possibly, it depends if I actually enjoy the game or not, I haven't played it because it's still not officially UK launched.
>>344803032
Just download the apk, but your fagged if you are applefagthe rumors of getting banned aren't true. I'm not from UK but in europe
>>344802612
BACON!
BACON EPIC!!!
>>344790390
>quickball
hnnnnnng
Is there a place to check where certain pokemon are around your city or area? I've seen some crowdsourcing maps online but none foraround Denver
Pokemon Go is the best thing to ever happen to my news feed since forever.
>some black guy is terrified to go outside cause he thinks Pokemon Go will make him get killed.
>Jews getting butthurt as fuck.
>girl finds a dead body
>EA getting BTFO
>kid gets shot for tresspassing
>Robbers use PoGo for a robbery
Can't wait to see what else pops up tomorrow.
>>344804386
>EA getting BTFO
What have I missed?
>>344804386
have this
http://nypost.com/2016/07/12/woman-uses-pokemon-go-to-catch-cheating-boyfriend/
>>344801808
if your trainer level is higher the max level of your pokemen is also higher.
>>344790053
Why would I buy a device that only works with one app that's down 90% of the time?
>>344804476
Peter Moore, who works at EA, is supremely Rectum Ragnarok'd because his team won't work (not that they do in he first place) because they're too busy playing Pokemon Go.
>>344804798
shut up and buy it retard
>>344801808
No the team warfare is literally spergs going too far
>>344798397
wow the stupidest fucking thing ive ever read. my god.
>>344804798
Because the device works 100% of the timethat its mediocre Bluetooth connection can pass through fabric to your phone.
>>344798397
There should only be one console produced by a state concern.
>>344805596
which part is stupid? because he's right
>>344790390
No apricorn covers.
It hurts man
>>344793694
Its not pay to win. You can't even beat this game.
>>344808656
right about what?
>le why isnt your walmart pc dont come with blue ray
uh because that would add to the cost why the fuck would I even want a blue ray player when i dont fucking watch blue ray
>le no but dude my point is it would be free bro free shit!
the same goes for the other stuff. wow.
>>344809949
retard, you got the point all wrong. Maybe try use the thing between your shoulders next time you read something.
>>344790053
I preordered one not because I had high hopes for the game (although to be fair, it's hitting all my nostalgia buttons in just the right way) but because I know anything Pokemon will become a sought after collectible after enough time. Fuck, just look at the Pokewalker for HeartGold/SoulSilver. Nobody used that for more than 2 weeks and you could buy them straight from Nintendo with a belt clip for like $8-10. They're easily four times the price on eBay now and that's if you're lucky
>>344790729
>only works if your phone screen is on
Hold the fuck up. I was under the impression the Plus was made so you could play the game without having to have your phone out, like if I wanted to play at work or something where I can inconspicuously hit a button on a small device instead of pulling out my phone and trying to flick the Poke Ball just right. If you need your phone out anyway, this just might be even more of a fucking waste of money
>>344790053
>plus
>not pulse
fuck me dead when will it end
also why is it so big all it needs to do is vibrate
>Idiots falling for this garbage
do people NOT get tired of pokemon already?
>pop an incense at nearby pokestop
So... Uh...
Do I just sit here or walk around a bit?
Halp, I'm retarded.
>>344812746
Just sit there.
>>344790390
these look cool until I remember I'm supposed to be an adult now and looking like a manchild isn't really acceptable
>>344814281
Then hide your shame in your pocket or stuff it in a bag or whatever
