Gimme a hug, /v/!
![bc1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dxYqo7Q.jpg "bc1[1].jpg")
>>344768317
>>344768317
>People in Alola are scared of Kiteruguma to the point of having warning signs about it. It is really strong and can break anytthing in two. It likes to hug its trainers but is strong. Raising one puts your life in danger.
g-guys... should i go for it?
>>344768317
That looks like something I'd draw when I was two years old
Pokemongs will defend this
>>344768317
>about 6'10" (2.1m) tall and can break anything in two
That thing is oddly dangerous for something that looks so harmless.
Then there's THIS asshole
it looks like a 4 yo's oc
>>344768740
>Literally lives in old Pikachu merchandise from 20 years ago
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
>>344768421
I was hoping this would be the first reply
>>344768798
/vp/ will still defend it
>>344768961
no
>>344769114
Yes.
Off to your containment board.
Now.
>these are real
this... is my last gen
>>344768421
Is that a Dangan Ronpa.
>>344769259
Funny coming from someone posting a OP picture.
>>344768317
This is an awful design
>>344768317
>Dildo tail
>>344769259
I stopped after seeing Diamond and Pearl crash the series into oblivion. Some people are still holding onto a sliver of hope, though.
>>344768317
Why do people hate this design? What's wrong with it? I honestly don't get it.
>>344768740
Literally my grandma's pikachu
>>344768740
Holy fuck that's some creepypasta shit. Guaranteed gonna be on my team.
>>344768740
Why are ghosts so best
>>344768317
Pokemon is dead
>>344769259
See you in 3 years.
>>344769504
It's not a hyper realistic wolf or dragon with a million colors and improper shading from light sources placed all over the place.
Also its not in water color.
>>344768317
It reminds me of Monomi
I'm assuming /vp/ already defends this?
>>344768317
So they wanted to make a Red Panda judging the pattern and came up with this instead
>>344768740
Is that a fucking ghost pokemon that is wearing the CORPSE of a dead Pikachu, dude?
>>344769504
The head looks like it's photoshopped on.
>>344769504
awful color, no body shape, those ears
it looks like a fucking cookie
>>344768740
I really like this design.
>>344769259
HOLY SHIT IS THAT POPPILO'S EVOLUTION
>>344769473
>Diamond and Pearl
>crash the series into oblivion
What? I mean sure, the Sinnoh Pokedex was imbalanced type-wise, the battles crawled at a snails pace and there were a few too many evo's of old Pokemon but I don't see how Generation 4 was that bad in the grand scheme of things
>>344768317
>People are still defening this
Thank God pokemon Go is saving us from this trash
>>344768740
This makes up for retard bear's design
back to >>>/vp/
>>344770048
>Go
>Saving us from anything
Pokemon Go is conceptually pretty cool but in execution it's a pretty dry, dull experience. It needs an actual battle system, just to list one of the dozens of problems it has. Besides that, only doing the original 151 seems like a lazy nostalgia-grab, considering the actual mechanics of the game would benefit from there being WAY more Pokemon available
>>344768961
>>344770293
do you people think spamming this in every pokemon thread on /v/ will actually accomplish anything?
>>344768740
SAVED
>>344769259
You niggas can't seriouly still play pokemon. This is an 18+ site.
>gen 1
>pokemon were designed to look like real animals with a fighting spirit for survival, a handful of cute ones thrown in
>current gen
>pokemon are designed to be cute for homosexual autistic role players to jack off about and maybe sell some amiibos, handful of serious well designed ones
what went wrong?
>>344768740
That's really cool.
>>344768317
>crack_open_a_bear.jpg
>>344770647
I love how you imply that 1999 to 2016 is "current gen"
>>344770647
What animals are Mr.Mime and Jynx?
>>344770024
you literally just named everything that was wrong excluding shit Poke designs, forced and hideous Pokegear, and the start of too many legendariesHG/SS is pure perfection though so i quit after that
>>344769817
It's wearing old Pikachu merchandise from 20 years ago because it wants to be loved like Pikachu.
>>344770647
>gen 1
>pokemon were designed to sell merchandise
>current gen
>pokemon are designed to sell merchandise
>>344768740
CUTE
U
T
E
I like them.
Ghost one looks cool.
well that's fucking terrible
granted, every gen has shitmons, and aside from that one fish I don't think anything else we've seen so far has been this outright bad.
>>344770850
You never found a wild Mime in the woods as a kid? You must not had a childhood.
>>344770863
>HG/SS is pure perfection
>>344768740
That actually looks really cool. I've seen more good or at least decent gen7 pokemon now than in the whole gen 6.
>>344770863
No.
HG/SS was shit just like gold and silver
Bear looks like shit.
Ghost is spooky as fuck.
>>344771330
>Unobabortion thinks anyone cares what he thinks
>>344768317
>>344768317
Get out Pedobear!
>>344770850
French and black people
>all these people not realizing it's supposed to be a mascot costume, therefore creepy and unnatural looking
>>344771376
Same. I didn't really like many of the 6th gen Pokemon.
I like most of the new ones.
>>344771376
Kill yourself, that bear is awful and Gen 6 had plenty of amazing Pokemon.
>>344771378
>throwing your fishing pole into the water
>>344770647
Muk was an Animal? And Eggexiut?
>>344771271
google and iqdb has failed me. Sauce me that shit please.
>>344771547
So it's Freddy Fazbear as a Pokemon?
>>344770647
In what way was Magnenite an animal?
>>344771752
>>344771648
>>344771010
>>344770738
>>344770850
Stop falling for the most obvious baits, people.
>>344771616
>Didn't like gen 6 mons
>Tyrantrum
>Chestnaught
>Greninja
>Diggersby
>Talonflame
>Vivillon
>Pyroar
>Pangoro
>Meowstic
>Aegislash
>Trevenant
>Malamar
>Barbaricle
>Dragalge
>Clawitzer
>Hawlucha
>Carbink
>Avalugg
>Noivern
Nigga you gay
>>344770538
all of the day, brother
>>344770863
I guess I just remember Sinnoh/DP more fondly due to it coming hot off the heels of Gen 3 which I thought was an absolute shitshowI agree that HG/SS were the height of the series though, so you're still my nigga
>>344771271
What the hell is that and what the hell is wrong with you?
>>344768317
These new designs get worse with each new reveal.
Only the cover art legendaries and the owl look ok
>>344771687
Yo just search for salandit on e621
e621 was where i got it
>>344772631
It's a new pokeman
>>344769696
>>344768421
first post best post
>>344771271
>>344772985
I love how 4chan's very first reaction to this bit of info was "IT TOTALLY RAPES HUMAN GUYS BECAUSE SEX IS ALL WE THINK ABOUT TEEHEETEEHEE!".
>>344768740
>yet ANOTHER bullshit rodent pokemon
they never catch on.
japan is so fucking dumb.
>>344773238
>4chan's
But that was made on tumblr
![[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.15_[2016.05.08_19.16.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ca9bi2f.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.15_[2016.05.08_19.16.13].jpg")
>>344768421
Came into this thread explicitly for this
>>344768519
Only the strong survive. Get swole and overpower it with love.
>>344770467
My wife Chino is so radical.
>>344768317
>another bear
fucking finally
>>344774363
>Red Pandas
>>344774615
b-but muh themed bear team
>>344774363
>another bear
And it's shit.
Yay!
>>344773313
>rodent
It's a ghost inside a hand puppet
>>344774363
Hopefully it's as big as Pangoro or Snorlax, I don't want a manlet bear on my team.
>>344776020
2.1 meters tall
>>344776020
2.1 meters. I'm amazed Beartic was allowed to be as big as it is.
>>344776150
>>344776156
OK, that's a good height for it. Now let's see how good it is in battle, normal/fighting could be interesting.
>>344774363
We've had a bear almost every gen you retards
Snorlax
Ursaring
Blue snot Ursaring
Pangoro
And now this
>>344776832
only needs one more to form a complete bear team
>>344770048
>Mobile game
>Saving anything
>>344776832
>Blue snot Ursaring
I didn't know Beartic kept the runny nose. And I didn't know it was the same as Ursaring.
>>344771271
>>344776935
Maybe you can fit Spinda in there.
>>344777163
Canonically, the ice is frozen snot.
>>344769259
I'm just waiting for best mon to be official.
>>344777465
...
Shit, you're right.
>>344768317
Pink bear wearing a onesie
Need a hug?
>>344768317
They aren't even trying anymore
>>344778091
Red Panda's arent Teddy Bears.
>Mimikkyu's costume is based on Pikachu merch that was poular 20 years ago. It wants to be loved by people like Pikachu is.
O-oh
>>344768740
If I took that disguise off, would it die?
>>344778091
They never tried
OH GOD MY SPIIIIINE
>>344778270
Goodbye thread
>>344778394
Eh, when they approach the same monster idea and end up with different styles is pretty neat.
>>344769259
>not liking adorable sheet ghost Pokemon
>tfw you genuinely like nearly all the new pokemon
>>344778394
Shellmon looks more like a pink Agumon
>>344778587
I think there's something different about Omekamon but I can't quite tell what
>>344778270
>"We already have a ____!"
>"What? Another _____!?"
>"We don't need any more _____!!"
>Nintendo uses an original animal/object
>"What is this? This is so stupid! I hate this!"
>>344768317
Source
>>344768740
Wobbuffet 2.0? I mean look this tail.
>>344778270
Yiff in hell furfags
>>344778864
>tail
>>344778729
That is one of the really cool things about Digimon. Similar elements used in different contexts so feels like things can turn into anything else.
>>344778895
you can't tell me that didn't put a jingle in your dingle
>>344768317
I'm reminded of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmZAzVS8Nw4
>>344771098
Why does this do stuff to my dick?
>>344773425
Source?
>>344779180
It's a fucking giraffe.
Off yourself.
>>344778342
>you will never disguise as pikachu in rl without being called a pedo
Why live
>>344779318
Confirmed for erect.
The fact that this stupid, huggable pink bear is extremely dangerous to strangers and trainers alike makes it for me.
>>344768740
I'M NOT PIKACHU
PI...PI....CH..!
ALL POKEMON FANS ARE CLOSET FURFAGS.
>>344779778
Its a doll not a ditto
>>344769259
No it's not
>>344779819
>pokemon go confirms nearly 6 million closet furfags in the US alone, and the number is rising.
>>344768421
NO MORE HUGS, WILL.
>>344778270
>Male
It's shit.
Euthanize the gays
>>344780028
The Pikachu it's wearing is a doll. It's a black blob underneath the doll, trying to pretend to be a Pikachu.
That tail is even a wooden stick.
>>344780086
And Gardevoir isn't even out yet
>>344777683
Why are these so good and why did they have to be fake
>>344779778
Y_u sly mo_he_fuc_e_
>>344780130
YOU OWE ME
I think I found my wall
>>344780392
the description makes it sound more like a bulky attacker, right?
>>344778343
It would curse you.
>>344778343
you'd get ghost aids
>>344768421
i literally came here to post this
bigger
>those dead eyes as it hug crushes
>>344781276
why all the Rockruff?
>>344781276
someone please apply that ridiculous warp seen here >>344768421 to the panda. I don't have photoshop on this computer.
My team so far.
>>344768317
>red pandas are cute in real life
>have the potential to make them even more cute in 2D
>make them as stupid as possible
>>344780086
so this is gamefreak's big evil plan to make everyone into furfags
>>344781371
It's giving tidbits.
>I wanna rip off that bear's arm!
>That Pikachu smells strange...
>>344778343
It would be super effective.
Alright you autistic pokefags, I need some help.
I haven't played pokemon since /ss/ so idk shit about the new fairy type. What are it's match ups?
Also what's the motif of faggot type? Like, what do fairy pokemon look like? (fire pkm are usually red/orange and have burning parts, water are cool colours and are water based animals, ect ect)
>>344781674
>>I wanna rip off that bear's arm!
Rockruff would get its shit absolutely wrecked if it even tried fighting that thing.
Don't do it, pupper. It's a monster.
>>344781371
Because it is cute. CUTE!
>>344780316
>fake
>>344781782
Look the type matchings up yourself. Literally any site with Pokemon info has it.
Fairy types are usually pink and "cute" and were done retroactively to older Pokemon (like steel was to Magnemite's line) as well as with new ones.
>>344781782
Why don't you just google it?
>>344781371
"Woof! (It apparently has the nickname of Fighting King of the Forest. This guy seems strong...!!)"
"Woof! (Argh! What looks like Pikachu's eyes and mouth are actually drawn on, apparently.)"
Remember that RSE(???) had a scientist working on a device to speak with Pokemon, apparently the Rotomdex lets Pokemon speak, and Rockruff holds some "secret".
>>344781782
Fairy colors are mostly white and pink. One of the strongest fairy pokemon are sylveon. I think togekiss is up there too. But yeah just check smogon.
>>344770863
Gen 3 was the start of too many legendaries.
>>344782119
>>344782035
So is "fairy type" essentially ment to be "cute" type?
>>344768317
When will we get info on the Gym Leaders and the Villains?
>>344768317
>is a big as me and i weight 10 lbs more
>i use to hurt ny friends with hugs
>i could probably hug it without issue
This is my spirit animal
>>344782229
No that's normal
>>344782231
Probably closer to the game's launch. We're still four months away from that.
>>344768317
>>344768740
>>344768421
Make me a sandwich?
>>344768421
![mimikkyu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vj5NSDA.jpg "mimikkyu[1].jpg")
>>344782229
Yeah.
>>344770863
>forced and hideous Pokegear,
First off the Pokegear is the phone watch thing from GSC, you're referring to the gadget of the gen for Gen IV aka the Poketch
Secondly
>Not using the Pedometer for egg hatching
>Not using the Dowsing machine that's built in so you don't have to whip out a key item every time you're trying to find hidden things
>Not using the Daycare checker to check when you have new eggs in/see how your pokemon are leveling up
>Not using the Trainer Counter in conjunction with the Poke Radar to farm shinys and hard-to-find mons
The Poketch is loads more useful than the Pokegear, which only is really useful for picking up calls from Youngster Joey and his Ratatta
The C-Gear on the other hand is a fat piece of shit though
![cachedimageservice[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HEO2lSl.jpg "cachedimageservice[1].jpg")
>>344782229
Not really.
They're literally meant to be faeries. Like, this isn't a mistranslation thing like how Dark is actually "Evil" type.
They're usually small and cute cause most faeries are that, but they also branch out into other types of faeries.
>Mawile is a fairy based on a japanese yokai woman with two mouths
>Gardevoir is a fairy cause i don't really know
>Xerneas is a fairy as it's basically a spirit of life/the forest. (yet Celebi wasn't retroactively changed to a fairy)
>Now this mimic thing is a ghost/fairy cause mimics are assholes like that.
Their type matchups also add to this:
>Fairy is strong against Dragon, as fairy tales slay dragons or usually spirits help stop dragons.
>Fairy is weak to poison cause pollution kills off the nature and hurts the faeries
>Fairy is also weak to steel because there's legends that iron or "cold steel" is said to burn/harm faeries and is used to ward them off.
>>344781276
>A literal bearhug pokemon
I hope that move is an egg move for the rest of the "bear" pokemons
>>344770863
>Not liking Poketch
>>344769827
Its based on both a red panda and a mascot costume
Did you guys miss this oneon my team day one
>>344784660
>>344777683
There must be more to life than this.BUT I JUST WANT HIM TO BE REALI just wanted my big silly sea lion clown.
>>344784736
that purple thing reminds me of those sticky toys you could slap and stick against walls and shit.
>>344784736
>>344784878
>>344784878
>>344777683
but does itfloat?
>>344770538
>use to play
>>344783315I'm looking forward to the ryona
Im still trying to figure out how the new gen shitmon like OP's pic be turned into porn. Somethings just aren't created with porn in mind and wont work.
>>344786185
Never underestimate furfags.
>>344768421
10/10
>>344768740
This shows that Pikachu is literally dead as a mascot. Deepest LORE!
>>344786185
they always find a way
>>344784975
>that one kid that used these on the sand
>>344768317
>we want the yokai watch audience
I like what that bear does but not how it looks.
Rock pupper, salandit, and ghostly pikachu wannabe are okay.
>>344780316
>good
>>344786982
>implying Pokemon go and their new badge toys aren't them reaching out to the youkai watch audience while this is just a shit design
>>344768421
>Read OP's post in his voice
>This is also the 1st reply
>>344768740
This is the first good non-starter Gen 7 mon I've seen. Everything else has been terrible but this is fucking cool.
>>344786982
>hurr they both involve monsters that means one's ripping off the others!
Using Digimon got boring so you switched to a new franchise to shitpost with?
>>344788031
>digimon does nothing with its tiddy monsters
>wonder why it failed and only furries care for it now
I'm still upset.
>>344788335
to be honest digimon still big in japan it even got figures recently
Worst pokémon since Hariyama.
>>344789329
Is it a good idea to buy that figure from China on eBay?
The alternative is $200+.
>>344768317
I still don't think they've made anything worse than Jynx. They'll never top that thing.
>>344789435
anything from China, Hong Kong, and Korea are 100% guaranteed to be crappy knock offs
>>344789672
Didn't think I'd spend so much on plastic outside of GW.
>>344789329
they also some really cool wargreymon
>>344790087
>>344779703
IM MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, PUPPETCHU
>>344768317
My only question is will this pedobear pokemon rape all the loli trainers in this game?
>>344790654
That is clearly a female bear.
>>344768317
I don't know how Nintendo managed it but they somehow managed to design a bear Pokemon that I dont want to fuck.
>>344790983
are you sating females cant commit rape?
>>344789949
>d-arts
This piece of shit falls apart if you even so much as breathe on it.
>>344791072
Women are unable to rape anyone ;^)
Except for wallets.
>>344791051
NINTENDO didn't do shit. GAME FREAK designed the Pokemon and made the game.
>>344789329
Was Digimon ever big in the west? I knew a Muslim kid in the 5th grade that was really into it, but other than him it was Pokémon country
>>344791668
>>344776832
We got the ape gen 3 to make up for no bear
>>344790185
>PUT THE MEMES IN THE COSTUME
>>344791668
I never liked digimon because it didn't know what it wanted to be. It had anthro animals like pokemon but then it also had anime girls in cosplay. Make up your minds, fuck
>>344780316
>Why are these so good
The Litten evo is boring as shit though
>>344780391oh ok
>>344786717
>>344786717
>>344770294
>>344777048
>Falling for the 3/10 bait
Disgraceful
>>344789329
If by "big" you mean appealing to niche collector market that live in nostalgia while reinventing itself every few years in a hope to appeal to a new audience, sure.
>>344770048
Enjoy getting robbed and raped.
>>344792648
Most of the humanoid characters had funky bits like strange proportions, cybernetics/being a robot, or monster bits.
>>344770863
shoulda kept playing anon, BW and BW2 is the high point of the series. XY was even worse than 4 though, so there's that.
>>344796350
>Gen 4
>Bad
OFFICIAL ACCEPTABLE GEN7 POKES LIST
>Rowlet
>Mimikkyu
Literally everybody else go home.
>>344796554
yeah, I'll choose both.
Shit new mons (aside from the starters' final forms which were all great), shit type distribution overall, shit enemy team, shit gym leaders, shit trainer design, shit speed, shit event legendaries, I can't really think of anything that was GOOD about it except for the inclusion of the phys/spec split.
And people wonder why genwunners exist
Face it, new designs are fucking terrible and the games are the exact same shit every year
>>344796864
OFFICIAL ACCEPTABLE GEN7 POKES LIST
>Mimikkyu
fix'd for you
>>344781979
>He doesn't know
>>344769259
No es fake.
>>344771547
No, it's a sheet it drew Pikachu's face on because it's lonely and want to be loved by everyone as much as Pikachu is.
![600px-164Noctowl[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SUCjXr8.png "600px-164Noctowl[1].png")
>>344796864
>Rowlet
Until he gets redeemed by evolutions he's a shitty owl pokemon.
>>344796947
Gen 1 is actually really shit and unplayable, and the battle code has almost completely changed since then.
>>344796880
>Garchomp, Lucario, Toxicroak, Bronzong, Staraptor, Gastrodon, Luxray, Vespiquen, Froslass, Yanmega, Drapion
>>344797462
And yet nobody cared in 2000
And nobody cares in 2016 that the new games have made marginal improvements because they are just that - marginal
>>not thinking this thing is awesome as fuck
>>344797835
>Gen 1
>2000
Also, we don't know if they've changed anything about the gameplay yet. If I remember correctly, we didn't learn about hidden abilities in Gen 5 and easier breeding in Gen 6 until the games were released.
>it's another "/v/ complains about the new gen designs when they were never going to play it in the first place" episode
>>344768421
You mother fucker.
>>344798227
I play every new gen. I'm cursed. I actually like a lot of the designs.>>344781507
>>344773238
Just fuck off facebook normie
>>344768317
honestly the bear has grown on me
>>344769259
IDK, the ghost Pokemon that uses a discarded Pikachu plush to lure people is pretty damn good and clever. Nice meta commentary too.
>>344797897
>another ghost type that makes no fucking sense why they all look the same
doesn't matter how they look, they're always the stupidest ideas because GF will never implement multiple versions of them
