So far we've seen
>Not-MegaMan in Mighty No. 9
>Not-MegaMan Legends in Red Ash
>Not-Igarashi era Castlevania in Bloodstained
>Not-BanjoKazooie in Yooka-Laylee
What's next?
not-megaman x
>>344754570
>there will never be a not-Extreme-G game
>NotMario
Anyone feel me here?
>>344755743
Giana Sisters already happened.
>>344754570
Are people doing Not-PS2 games yet? I'm waiting for Not-Silent Hill 2 that isn't 2D with shitty writing. Pic related.
>>344754570
Not-OG Spyro.Please.
>Charmingly shitty jagged models.
>Catchy as fuck music.
>Comfiest, most whimsical zones in all of gaming.
>Funny classic cartoon slapstick humor.
>Piss easy yet alarmingly satisfying gameplay.
>Infinite replayability.
I want the whole package back, and I was never a huge Banjo fan, so Yooka-Layle hasn't grabbed me.
>>344754570
fixed
>>344758231
Splendid!
Not-MetalGear
>>344759543
but mgsv is already out
>>344755743
I do hope that if Color Splash ends up being as shit as it looks it'll inspire some devs to make NotMario RPGs.
Well whatever it is, I sure hope its a Not-[insert good game franchise] for once. Nostalgia pandering only gets you so far.
>>344758231
nice
>>344755458
Isnt Gunvolt not X and Zero?
>>344754570
not-shadow of rome
fuck you inafune for killing SoR2, I will dance on your grave
Wouldn't mind seeing a not-Bionic Commando. The remake has been dead and forgotten long enough to wash the stink off the name and I just really really want a good rope-swinging simulator.
>>344759950
The only time I've seen an Umaru poster type something intelligent.
Good job.
>>344759225
I want to Miriam Miriam's Miriams if you know what I mean
>>344760426
>not-shadow of rome
I want not-Gladius.
>>344758231
This is kind of creepy. It's like Soviet propaganda.
>What are you talking about, Comrade? There never was any Commissar No. 9. Take a look at this photo. See? He was never there. Now no more talk of this, Comrade. There's a new position opening in Siberia....
>>344760945
Whats the story behind that pic? Why remove that guy?
>>344761014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Purge
>>344761014
he was too good at his job
>>344761069
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Purge
Is this why Russians are all so violent and fucked up?
>>344761308
Kind of a mixture of centuries of oppression and violent uprising after violent uprising. It's made a people for whom death and violence are as common as shitting and eating.
>>344758231
Perfect. Thank you.
Please, let us not mix scams like MN9 with legit game projects.
>>344761014
>Hello, can u photoshop this creep from the pic of me and my bffs? thnx ;^)
>>344761014
he was really really really good at finding anti-communist bourgeoise anti-class struggle elements in the soviet union. he was the mccarthy of russia, so to give russia a friendlier face when honestly he did nothing wrong and only further helped communism and the soviet union they executed him and purged him from all stalin imagery so stalin would seem friendly towards "anti-revolutionary" forces.
When can we get not Prototype?
Or how about a sandbox superhero game that's also a fighter?
>>344763157
Your best hope is another Hulk movie.
>>344763067
he was really really really good at finding anti-communist bourgeoise anti-class struggle elements in the soviet union
>he was the mccarthy of russia
What
>tfw no Not Dino Crisis with RE6 gameplay where you play as a qt redhead suplexing raptors and ripping off a pterodactyl's wings
>>344763705
mccarthy purged a bunch of communists in america and did a good job of it, now we look back at that time and think it was wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_McCarthy
>>344754570
I was about to say Not-Super-Metroid, but I remembered one creator of the franchise is dead and the other is directly responsible for its failure.
>>344754570
hopefully NotMarioKart
>>344764271
We already have that. SASRT. It's great.
>>344764680
i agree, but there should be more good kart/arcade racers
>>344754570
Not-Crashbandicoot
>>344758231
is there an edit where they're all looking at Beck in disgust?
>>344757168
This sounds about right, although the models can still be clean and up-to-standards.
Also a Not-SilentHill would be nice.
>>344754570
I'm hurting for Not-Twisted Metal. Or Not-Vigilante 8.
>>344754570
Not-Megaman Battle Network would be really neat.
You forgot NotSonic.
>>344754570
> Not-Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
> Not-Chameleon Twist
NEVER EVER
>>344754570
Where's my:
>Not-Nox
and
>Not-DiebytheSword
>>344763901
>did a good job of it
If I closed my eyes, threw a thousand darts at a board and hit fifty bullseyes, I would never be called a good dart player. Even if I hit five hundred of the fuckers, I'd be called lucky at best.
>>344769560
>make a not-Sonic game with an all-female main cast
>no yuri beyond the "girls living independently" angle
Wasted.
>>344760456
that looks like Kakyoin
Bloodstained girl does something to me
Watching her hair get those colored tips at the end turns me one something fierce
Can SoTN be played on a keyboard? I don't want to spend $70 on this game
>>344773378
>Can SoTN be played on a keyboard?
What kind of dumbass question is that? Yes, you retard. I played the game just fine literally earlier today.
>>344754570
Not-Doom when?
>>344773723
So you don't have to reconfig the controls or anything?
>>344754570
>Not Final Fantasy
>Not Persona
>Not Gex
>Not Bubsy
>Not F-Zero
Has any of these been done?
>>344774558
fast racing neo?
>>344774459
You can bind the controls to any key you want, just like any emulator.
>>344775028
I mean is there any preferred key bind you used or you can play it fine with the default controls? I heard you need to use shift + ctrl to simultaneously use the l and r buttons with the face buttons
>>344774558
>>Not Final Fantasy
The Bravely games. But only because they were demoted from Final Fantasy to a non-Final Fantasy brand because apparently Square Enix has no confidence in classic Final Fantasy games and they were afraid of a classic Final Fantasy game hurting their AAA Final Fantasy brand of cinematic experiences.
Originally the Bravely games were Final Fantasy.
>>344775196
Not sure about any recommended keys, but I use the arrow keys for movement and the ZXCASD keys for the face and shoulder buttons, since that's what I find comfortable. Again, works completely fine.
>>344774780
Never heard of that one.
>>344775313
I thought Bravely was more like Not-FFT or Not-FE because you can change different classes?
>>344773378
Any 2D platformer can be played on a keyboard.
>>344775682
You change classes in FF3,5, 12, and 13. It plays like an old school final fantasy.
>>344756678
>let's make a survival horror
>and remove the survival
>and remove the horror
>What will we call it, sir?
>We'll call it...
>>344754570
It's like how cartoons had some parody of actual game titles, but this is real life.
When's Minor Konflict?
>>344775870
>let's clone a 3D game
>and remove the 3rd dimension
>>344775682
>Not-FE
>changing different classes
I'll forgive you if you just haven't payed much attention to Fire Emblem, but that shit only started with Shadow Dragon on DS and was made popular by Awakening and Fates (besides class locked promotions like FF1 which were always a thing in FE at least.)
>>344754570
not-bomberman
>>344755785
>>344769560
I think people are forgetting that these "not"-games have staff from the original attached to them.
Where's my not-Thief?No, not that one.
>>344771074
Carol's design is fucking hideous, so I hope she doesn't breed with anything.
>>344777857
>No, not that one.
Uh, which one?
>>344778575
You know? Cockrings?
>>344778829
Uhhhh?
Not-Super-Metroid is in the works already
Salt and Sanctuary is Not! Dark Souls to a T.
Also Axiom Verge released last year and is the best Metroid game we've had in years.
>>344763901
>did a good job of it
I'm so glad /pol/ exported some of its top class comedians to us
>>344755458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAh5aM0vBVY
Not-megaman-vania-x
>>344755601
we did get a not-Rollcage, and that's even less mainstream
Two months away.
>>344754570
Not-Halo please.
The real Shenmue.
>>344775313
Didn't they say that Bravely was rebranded because at the time Final Fantasy was "Lightning's series"?
Kek
>>344782981
That's 90% fps' since Halo, m8.
>>344775682
>I thought Bravely was more like Not-FFT or Not-FE because you can change different classes?
Never played FF3 or 5, haven't we
>>344774558
We got Not Final Fantasy almost ten years ago.
>>344754570
Do we have Not-Advance Wars?
>>344781029
>temporary full release date of March 2017
JUST
>>344782887
Shante is as average as you can fucking get series and only gets praised by a loud minority of waifufags.
Half Genie Hero could be worse then Mighty no. 9 and still get a pass due to the awful waifu fanbase.
>>344769560
So... did the original fangame that became freedom planet have a story or was that just something they added in? Because holy fuck.
not-team fortress 2 as well as not-not-team fortress 2
>>344774558
Not Final-Fantasy's been done a couple times.
Infinite Undiscovery,
The Last Story
Bravely Default
>>344767404
There's the danger of being too detailed and loosing all the charm though, like the more recent Rare sequels and remasters. I think YL does it nicely.
>>344785183
They had a story planned out even during the fan game stage, yes.
>>344785059
>Half Genie Hero could be worse then Mighty no. 9 and still get a pass due to the awful waifu fanbase.
Good, MN9 fags deserve all the insults to injury it can get. Same goes for the Megautistmans who even STILL support MN9 to this day. Faggots.
After Mighty No. 9 flopped, people are going to be very careful about this shit.
>>344778452
Girls can't breed with each other, though.And she's cuter in fanart, without those massive eyes.
>>344785471
Thank fuck that was the case with Red Trash.
Why is no one making Not-Timesplitters
>>344785471
Wasn't a Shadow of the Colossus spiritual successor made by literally whos announced a few days ago?
How did that scam go?
>>344785860
Because there's supposed to be a basically-Timesplitters in the works, and because Timesplitters was not-Goldeneye in and of itself. People are down on Goldeneye nowadays because it's aged poorly.
>>344785860
>>344786096
Fucking crytek why don't you do a timesplitters collection or something?
>>344784040
Or FF6.
>>344754570
Not-custom robo.
Hopefully not classic resident evil with eldrich horrors
>>344786467
They did that it was called alone in the dark.
>>344786413
Honestly dude as the biggest Timesplitters fan ever, I'm fine with just letting it die. It had a great run and was a fantastic franchise, but it's the kind of thing that was in a certain place culturally and mechanically that can't be replicated. You could put the developers in the same room together again but you could never replicate the magic that was TS2 or even FP.
>>344786448LBX
>>344786431
You can't change classes in FFVI.
>>344754570
nobody likes banjo kazooie and megaman anyways, it's dead meat
>>344786537
Yeah and that's dead too
>>344786742
HOLY FUCK! YES! thank you anon, for revealing the existence of this game to me.
>>344774558
>Not Persona
I would rather just not have persona
>>344786868
>nobody likes banjo kazooie
Stopped reading there.
>>344760456
That 3d game really wasn't that,bad. It just got shit on because it had a high learning curve to get good but once you did it's fun as fuck.
>>344785183
The story is the best part
It's the perfect combination for a so bad it's good story
My favourite is how badly it fucks up tone, like there's literally a YEAH POWER OF FRIENDSHIP scene which is IMMEDIATELY followed by a completely played straight torture scene
The villain is also the best and most likable character, so it's just like Sonic in that regard too
>>344775682
>I thought Bravely was more like Not-FFT or Not-FE because you can change different classes?
Not-Viewtiful Joe
>>344791219
In theme maybe but the game seems a lot more like beat em up Pikmin.
>>344754570
There's a not-Wipeout game coming outeventually.
https://vonsnake.itch.io/ballisticng
>>344785059
They're fun enough games. The first one is noteworthy i'd say, if only for the shit it pulled off on the hardware.
They're nowhere near worth the level of discussion they get though, people seldom talk about the games themselves.
Anyways, I hope Yooka Laylee and Bloodstained work out okay.
>>344775602
Is there any way to sync the audio sync to the video? Currently using pcsxr or some shit and it sounds laggy
>>344785059
If you actually believe that you need to get off of /v/.
>>344793536
Nevermind it seems to work fine for now. Switched the video plugin to OpenGL
>>344793536
Can't really help you there, m8. I'm using ePSXe, so try that and see if it works any better.
>Not-Kirby
Copy Kitty comes out next month
http://store.steampowered.com/app/349250/
>>344775843
Is there a Not-old school FF game then?
>>344776947
I'm not really a FE fan so the only games I've seen are the one with Lyn.
>>344784040
I only played 4, 9, 7, 8, and 10. Didn't get around to play 5 or 3 yet.
>>344790889
>mfw
Also is there a Not-Advance Wars yet since Nintendo doesn't give a damn about the series anymore?
>>344792060
>it's free
thanks senpai
>>344795487
>Is there a Not-old school FF game then?
everyone considers FF3 old school
>>344754570
You forgot Not-Sonic.
>>344775602
Thanks for the setup, really enjoying it right now
>>344786868
>nobody likes megaman
Stopped reading there.
>>344795638
Souce on pic?
>>344754570
I really, really want someone to Kickstart a new Tecmo's Deception style series. Make it super dark like the first one, with you actively killing adventurers breaking into your evil dungeon for noble causes.
God damn, I miss those games and I hate the water down shit Trapt was.
Fucking Trapt...
![CnGrDsiUcAAqJct[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Cuj4H4.jpg "CnGrDsiUcAAqJct[1].jpg")
We're going to see what game Yacht Club games makes next.
>>344754570
Not Wing commander in Star Citizen
>>344798171
Powfooo
>>344754570
>Heavy Iron studios getting lots of requests for a new Bob game and a remaster for pic related
>Heavy Iron get's hyped by the support of the fans and asks Activision if they can do something since they own the spongebob game license
>Activision responds no
I still mad
>>344800007
forgot pic
>>344800007
>>344800123
Seriously? That's a shame. Don't get why Activision would say no to that either, would probably be cheap and easy.
>>344795907
I have a feeling not-sonic will just always be the best of the not-games. probably because it was made by fans who actually wanted to make a game instead of washed up devs who just want to make a quick buck.
>>344759950
God damn I fucking hate that anime. Reddit tier humor.
>>344781029
http://vmashup.com/S2QhGNBl
More like this.
>>344800625
Not to defend activision but I'm guessing that Nickelodeon ultimately has the final say on what happens to Spongebob games.
>>344798518
>Shovel Knight 2
Come on, finish up the DLC on Shovel Knight 1 first. I want game to go on something better than a 33% sale at some point.
>>344754570
>tfw no Alucard
>>344803174
Back before Lords of Shadow was announced Iga released a teaser for what was supposed to be his team's next project, a 3D game starring Alucard.
>>344754570
I'm going to FUCK that chameleon sexually
>>344754570
>It's the gothic style of castlevania
>But with this visually offensive flower grill thrown in the mix!
I can't be doing with this.
>>344804685
Did you miss the several times Castlevania was already anime as fuck?
Not-ShadowOfTheColossus
>>344805275
I'm not complaining about "anime", I'm saying her design is fucking atrocious.
>>344764271
That's called Diddy Kong Racing.
>>344798518
>Shovel Kart
>not excited
fuck this
>>344758231
perfect
>>344754570
Not-TitanQuest in Grim Dawn
Forgetting
>not-Icewind Dale in Pillars of Eternity
>not-Valkyrie Profile in Indivisible
>not-Ultima Underworld in Underworld Ascendant
>not-Ultima with Shroud of the Avatar
>>344805806
It's pretty old
>>344806956
Sure, then how about "Not-DKR"?
Seems like a nobrainer to do that with the Yooka-Laylee characters and some other indie characters.
>>344785059
So true it hurts.
>>344785757
>>344785471
Honestly, I wish Red Ash had gotten funded instead of Mn.9. The people were hungry for Legends after 3 got cancelled, and gameplay in that series is less iconic so that simple modern update would've sufficed, rather than really changing the format to avoid similarity.
And unlike classic Megaman, Legends really was more of Inafune's own thing, so it might've turned better.
>>344754570
Not-Baldur's Gate in Pillars of Eternity
Not-MegaMan Zero in Azure Mighty Gunvolt
Not-Final Fantasy Tactics in Unsung Story
Not-Chrono Trigger in I am Setsuna
Shenmue 3
>>344807438
>Not-Final Fantasy Tactics in Unsung Story
That's how it was sold.
Instead, some unrelated company had a game they wanted to make. They then said "hey Matsuno. pay you a few bucks to write our story". He said yes. then they sold it to the kickstarter as "from the mind of Matsuno". So everyone thought it was his glorious return. It's really not.
>>344769560
Say what you will, I'm hyped for sequel.Milla a cute.
>>344807609
That's basically how most of these are turning out anyways.
Y'all forgot about Not-Earthbound
>>344754570
>Not-metroidvania by literally everyone and Iga too
ftfy
Where is my Not-Freespace?
>>344807847
This is worse though. These are mostly people with some tie to a series, coming back to make a new game. This is a company cynically using a beloved Japanese dev to get fans to fund the game. He isn't making the game at all, he just was hired to write some of the story.
And then they turn it into some PvP game. And something about cards. It's not a Tactical RPG at all. And I'm sure that Matsuno had no idea he was going to be used as bait to get nerds to fund the project.
Oh and it's been cancelled anyways in all but name.
>In February 2016 Playdek announced that due to mismanagement of resources across the company they had no resources to develop the game and no timeline to develop the project further.[7]
>>344785059
>Shante is as average as you can fucking get series and only gets praised by a loud minority of waifufags.
That's my impression as well.
Shantae-fags are insufferable. They make Sonictards look composed in comparison.
The game is average at best, but they keep trying to push the character, since it's their goddamn waifu.
Any good Not-Smash Bros?
Needs to have large cast of characters, too. Rivals of Aether didn't seem too interesting.
I'd like to see a not Contra kickstarter
>>344808274
I hate her hair attacks. It's so awkward an animation. It doesn't look natural to do, and the hair shouldn't do damage. It's not magic hair like Millia Rage or anything too.
>>344763901
>spray and pray
>skill
>tfw no Not Metroid Prime
feels bad man
>>344808504
>hair shouldnt do damage
its a videogame
>>344808847
It's dumb. She should have a weapon or something. Anything.
>>344808963
it's a videogame
>>344809035
>it's a video game so anything goes
It doesn't look dangerous, and the animation is awkward.
>>344808963
Her hair.
Waiting for an actual not-FFT/A.
>>344763067
Man Russians are stupid.
>>344785898
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/802508750/prey-for-the-gods
>182k out of 300k
>24 days to go
It'll get funded.
>>344809035
>the audio design and feedback on this gun is horrible
>it's a videogame, stop complaining
>>344755743
>pic
fuck I need more
>>344754570
>Not F-Zero in PH-ZeroYou play Captain Falcon, the leader of a group of falcons, whos job is to steal Koi from an out door pond that is guarded by a protectful owner. The twist is you have to steal the Koi when the PH in the water is at Zero so it doesn't kill your hatchlings
>>344808391
Check out Super Cyborg
>>344807865
>game isn't even remotely similar to Earthbound beyond the startling amount of jokes it rips off
>>344811453
Any sprite-based RPG with quirky humor is Earthbound now, anon.
Will we get an actually good not-Megaman?
>>344813245
I like Mega Mari:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuuhQmRmpdA
>>344754570
>Not-Quake in Blackroom
Can't wait for the demo.
>>344808726
>Metroid Prime
>Not Mario
>>344774558
>Not Persona
Jojo. Really I thought the show was a lot better before they started using stands (Which were all associated with the arcana at that), but I couldn't go much further when the newest season focused on murder mysteries and the intro basically copied Pursing my True Self.
![Little Samson (U) [!p]_125.png](https://i.imgur.com/OwiL2X1.png "Little Samson (U) [!p]_125.png")
>>344813245
Little Samson.
>>344759807
Aren't the south park rpgs basically that?
>>344814182
Now this is shitposting.
>>344754570
>Not-Shadow of the Colossus
Is already in the works
>>344768297
Somebody must have wished this on a monkey paw thread, as it already exists and its shit and made by /v/s enemy.
Anyways, I know The Dark Mod and fan missions exists but
>Not-Thief when
>>344814836
>it already exists and its shit and made by /v/s enemy.
Really?
Still waiting for a not-DMC
>>344781029
that just kind of looks like a soulless chinese knock off.
>>344814941
Its probably nothing like BN, gameplay just looked similar but laughable in comparison.
Game is made by metroid-tranny, I'll just leave it there since Id rather not talk about it.
>>344811453
its literally the same game with different characters
>>344816059
You have clearly not played Earthbound/Mother then.
>>344810890
Not-F-Zero already exists.
It's called FAST Racing.
>>344754570
Not-TetrisAttack would make my life
Not-ParappaTheRapper
Not-Mario RPG like >>344759807 mentioned
Not-Dragon Quest would be nice
Not-Contra
Not-StarTropics
Not-Myst is coming out this month, surprised no one's been talking about it.
>>344754570
>No not-parodius
Why live
>>344816934
>Not-TetrisAttack would make my life
But there are hundreds of these.
