Is this a good trade?
>>344747109
Shit no, psps are cheap as fuck and UMDs are virtually worthless
Yes, get some fake pictures over TOR and fuck him up in real life.
#BlackLivesMatters
>>344747109
Not even a whore would go for this.
>>344747109
>i do not have aids
Uh huh.
>>344747275
Hello, faggot.
>>344747268
He could definitely find someone willing to do something to him for $400 but considering you probably can't get half that amount after going through the trouble of reselling, he'd be lucky to get robbed. At least he'd learn a damned thing.
>>344747109
guy would probably look decent if he fucking took care of himself
>>344747109
>Hey girls, so one night with me and you get a PSP with some games on it its like 400. Better be white, and small rack or dont bother. You in just send me one of your nudes or fuck off.
There I fixed it, now hes sounds more like a douchebag and this will get women to like him.
>>344747109
Step 1 Take a fucking shower
Step 2 Shave properly with a fucking mirror
Step 3 Brush your fucking teeth
Step 4 Go see a fucking hairdresser
Step 5 Take half a dozen pics
Step 6 Post said pics on dating sites
Step 7 Get out of your fucking house, meet people
Step 8 If nothing works, go to your nearest Tabletop RPG association
Step 9 Get laid
It's not like it's fucking difficult, is it?!
women are so selfish, i would let him fuck me for free
>no link
>>344750326
Step 1: Open your favorite porn website.
Step 2: Jerk off.
Step 3: Play video games.
Optional: Eat a fat spread of Nutella on fresh brown bread.
>>344750521
Better than sex, in one third of the steps.
>>344747109
Are you a woman?
I got a hacked PSP I never used.
Jokes on you women, I can massage my prostate without shoving anything in my ass, so I can get off like 10 times in an hour.
>>344750326
>jus bee ur self I swear it's easy jus shave and women will like uuu!
>>344747109
Nigga, just get Tinder. I'm 5'4 and still get laid.
>>344750821
Honestly it pretty much is just that if you look average and are willing to take average/bit ugly woman for yourself. Obviously you can't be obese manchild, but I've seen fat people with 8/10 women. It's all about confidence and whether or not you're someone people want to be around of.
>>344750821
What? This is absolutely nothing like what I fucking said. Look at the guy in OP's post he is literally half shaved, with a moustache, unequal beard on the right side and almost nothing on the left. That shit is not attractive. Neither is his haircut.
If you want to fuck, you need to look good, not be yourself. Show yourself at your best, nobody's interested in someone who can't even go to the fucking starting line of flirting.
Once you're at the starting line, go for the desperate.
How, in the name of fuck, is that anything like
>jus bee ur self I swear it's easy jus shave and women will like uuu!
you rambunctious faggot?
>>344750938
>tfw even your big fat awkward diffident weird friend has a gf
>>344751849
>tfw the super fat guy who everyone calls "the Great Wall of China" is married
>>344747109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G0LlXv-nyI
hell yea
>>344747109
This is me in a few years or even months. I want to kill myself.Because both of my PSPs work, but both batteries became swollen after 10 years of usage. Can't afford new ones.
