What would have happened if I picked [Glass Him]?
Everyone would get pissy at you just like every other option in the game. There came a point where I just had enough and flipped.
You would have ordered him a drink.
Now you look like a stingy jerk, asshole.
>>344746241
You glass him.
>>344746241
how to spot the virgin who never been to a bar before
Glass him is normie lingo for sharing a drink
>pick [glass him]
>'wtf why did my character glass him???'
i will never understand this
You give him a pair of glasses.
>>344746767
Not in England it isn't. Glass him would be to hit them over the head/in the face with your glass.
Given the look on bigby's face I thought he might just smash the glass on the bar and shove it in his face.
>>344746767
What if I'm not a virgin but never have been to a bar?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=urKJqdq4eX4
>>344746826
It's no different than:
>pick [treat him]
>'wtf why did my character treat him???'
When treat him means shooting him in the face.
It's a term that is infrequently used and was poorly written into the game. If your characters are chatting and one mentions that he'll buy the other a drink, and the term "[glass him]" comes up, then it's reasonable to expect him to do what he just said he would do.
>>344746241
You're full of shit, Anon. The truth is you hated that woodsman: You followed him and dragged him, into the car and took him out to the Moors. He woke up, and you smashed her face in with a socket wrench. And then you stomped him... you stomped him because he was a drunken asshole and he treated you like shit. You stomped him for all the years you had to take it. You stomped him because you're such a weak fucking sister, Anon, and you wanted to erase all memory of it. Go on, try to deny it.
>>344746767
I know, right? I picked it thinking that they'd share a drink or something, and then he just smashes him with a bottle. The fuck?
>>344747082
>*Woodsman will remember that
>>344747214
>looks like i made a mistake
>>344747112
>It's a term that is infrequently used and was poorly written into the game
>If your characters are chatting and one mentions that he'll buy the other a drink, and the term "[glass him]" comes up, then it's reasonable to expect him to do what he just said he would do.
Is this how Americans think? Are they so uncultured that they honestly don't know what ''glass him'' means? Do they have so little exposure?
>Aww, you spilled your wodka
>>344747357
Believe it or not, slang varies across countries.
>>344746241
you glass him good, and share a moment that he will remember for the rest of his life.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4h8R1Ja.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>shove djikstra aside
>>344747112
The fuck? Is 'treat' a noun like 'glass'? What an awful, terrible analogy.
>>344747510
>Forcefully
>>344747417
dont shatter yuropoors narrow worldview, just let him think all americans are stupid and he will be content.
>>344747014
yeah but you stupid brits call splashing a drink in someone's face "swilling" so gives a fuck about your retarded english butcherization
>>344747558
it was a shit analogy because 'treat' would never mean 'shoot', but treat and glass can both be nouns
>>344747510
>choose to say "Very funny"
>geralt says "Fuck you"
>>344746241
You start orbital bombardment that ends all life on the planet.
>>344746241
You would've been a canadian nigger that can't read
>>344747112
>term that is infrequently used
In what english speaking country is it not a ubiquitous term? Like, have you all never watched TV or been out of the basement or are you from some shit degenerate backwater woods where people don't speak properly?
>>344747781
>Proper English is a "butcherization" of English
Never change, Americucks
>>344747835
Yeah, treat could mean a lolly but as you say in no way can that mean shoot.
>>344747781
u havin' a swill m8?
>>344749793
American English is closer to old proper English than British English.
"Stop talking pish in me luns ye fukin paddling pool o' shite"
>>344747112
Buying him a drink wasn't being brought up
He was talking about why he was at little red's house the day Bigby was
>>344747112
In what part of the world does glassing someone mean giving them a drink?
Glassing is a widely known violent act.
>>344747417
Plenty of Americans know and use the term. You're either dumb or sheltered.
>>344750561
this, english isn't even my native language
>>344750561
>Plenty of Americans know and use the term
no one in America uses the term "Glass him" you filthy Mickey
>>344752770
m8, i live in sweden and I learned it from american movies
Glass (verb, transitive)
1.
a. To enclose or encase with glass.
b. To put into a glass container.
c. To provide with glass or glass parts.
2. To make glassy; glaze.
3.
a. To see reflected, as in a mirror.
b. To reflect.
4. To scan (a tract of land or forest, for example) with an optical instrument.
Any of those things would have been fine, but "to provide with glass or glass parts" would have been my prefered choice.
>>344752953
name these movies
>>344746241
Were people actually confused by [glass him], or is this some stupid meme? I've NEVER heard anyone tell a bartender to glass their friend or some shit.
>getting some food from the fridge
>friend sitting at the table says "Hey man, Gatorade me!"
>beat him to death with an energy drink
>pick any option
>everyone fucking hates you
IT'S LIKE MY DECISIONS REALLY MATTER
>>344753367
I will remember this.
>>344752770
t. sheltered American who never leaves his bedroom in his parent's house.
Or maybe you're from California or something. Some limp wristed area for faggots where men don't get in bar fights because they're too busy sucking each other's dicks.
>>344747510
is there a video for this
>>344753552
Nigga I live in fucking Center City in Philly and visit bars/clubs every week and never heard the fucking term Glass Him.
Stop acting like you know anything about the outside world here in the US.
>>344753340
"Glass him" refers to the container.Gatorade comes in a bottle. So he'd be saying "bottle me" which is also be a physical attack.
>>344747014
"Glass him" doesn't mean sharing a drink anywhere. The only people that thought it did were socially inept morons.
>>344753596
>>344747510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwFOaOpqoQI
>>344753665
I've never been to a bar and even I knew what it meant. Have you considered that you might bestupid?
>>344750325
That's false actually, just a meme that someone invented to try and deflect just how badly Americans butchered the language.
America = Giving or sharing a drink
Europe = Hitting him with the actual glass
>>344746767
>[Shove Dijkstra aside. Forcefully]
>>344746241
Wait can someone explain what that option actually does in the game?
I've never played it, this controversy has never made sense to me.
I'm more disappointed in the cunts that don't recognize what it's a nod to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKg-09lzX_E
What is with these idiots who are confused by "glass him"?
Glassing happens all the time where I live, but even when I was young and first heard the term e.g. "so-and-so got glassed" I didn't need it explained to me, it's fucking self explanatory.
>>344753949
Bullshit. Who uses the term to mean to share a drink? You know the game was made by American devs right?
>>344754262
>Californian devs
>grouping them with the rest of America
Californians have their own warped fantasy land going on over there.
>>344754152
Based Robert Carlyle
>>344754152
It's not a Trainspotting reference you daft cunt. It's a common term.
>>344754419
>It's a common term
maybe in yurope
>>344754057
Your character smashes an empty glass into the other guy's head in the middle of an otherwise peaceful conversation.
Different countries have different slangs : The Thread
>>344754495
So there are LITERALLY people who don't know what glassing someone means, and that is where this controversy started?
Jesus cunting christ.
>>344754458
Maybe. I'm not a yuro.
>>344754552
Glassing Him means something different in the US than what he actually does in the game
>>344754552
I know, right? Fucking septics
>>344754552
People from certain parts of the US don't know it. They get mad at the rest of the world and other Americans for knowing it. Tears ensue.
>>344754617
>>344754262
Curse those American devs for not having their characters speak American.
>mfw people pretending they knew what glassing someone means because they think it makes them look cool on /v/
>>344754419
I'm talking about the scene not the term itself, as an ausfag i'm well aware of what Glassing is
>>344754552
Just because it means hitting someone with a glass in some gutterspeak dialect of English doesn't make it an English verb.
>>344754617
>>344754656
Is this actually true, or is it just some anons being shut ins and trying to blame it on culture? I thought it was a universally accepted term?
This seems like another case of Americans unable to deal with the fact that they aren't the center of the world.
>>344754827
I've heard Americans use the term and this game was written by American devs.
Either it's usage is regional in the US or the people in these threads are sheltered and insecure.
It was clearly hit him with zero ambiguity. It's just oh so funny to pretend to not know and hit him which is why every youtube overacter does it but the subdued normal people say "im not going to hit him".
you might have an argument if you say "beer him" or something, but its something that is rarely said by weird idiots. but never has it ever been "glass me/him/etc". that would imply to give him a glass which makes no sense. especially considering he already has one and the flow of the conversation and history between the characters and nature of the game all point
There is no argument for any other meaning. You are dumb
>>344754882
But America is the center of the world.
Name a country that's more relevant.
>>344754152
>tfw no Diane gf
>>344755069
>more relevant
More relevant to you, because you are American.
>>344754882
Ironically Europeans are the ones who think they are the center of the universe.
Europeans literally get ANGRY if everyone doesnt do things they're way.
Anywhere else in the world is just "oh you do thing? ok i like this"
Nope. Europeans are all a bunch of misshapen headed imbreds living in 3rd world countries with millenia old buildings, poor economies, lack of most 1st world luxuries, and an overinflated sense of intellgence.
I love it when some European tries to challenge me to a quiz of European geography and I know more than they do
>>344755303
The irony here is so thick you could cut it with a knife, I can't believe this shit wasn't on purpose.
>>344755303
>I love it when some European tries to challenge me to a quiz of European geography and I know more than they do
Ho get a load of this bad boy. Knows where yurop countries are and isn't afraid to prove it.
Hard fucking core, anon.
>>344755201
Explain why most people outside the US are familiar with America's upcoming election campaign?
Do you think most people outside Canada know who Trudeau was up against?
>>344755201
>Largest economy in the world.
>Dominates Olympics and international sports as a whole.
>2nd largest exporter in the world
>strongest military in the world
>one of most culturally diverse and young countries that serves as a prototype for future global integration
>nationally cultural diversity as well as large overseas market for various exports including video games, movies, music, etc causes all things to be made to appeal to all peoples
>growing influence around the world due to entertainment causing more and more esl's to learn american english
>only true first world country except maybe Japan and Germany
It's ok Europe. You used to be important, but you are stuck in the past.
>>344755303
I just find it funny when Yuros criticize Americans for not visiting outside the country.
It's not like I can drive for few hours and be within a different country like most Europeans can.
>>344755583
>>Dominates Olympics and international sports as a whole.
>>344755409
>your post is ironic
>YOUR POST IS IRONIC
You literally just said the same thing as me. You just returned back to the original....
jesus you are a fucking retard
>>344755441
It's called an example. Or a representation. Or epitome.
I mention it because yuropoors are so haughty about being so cultured because theyve been to some 10km2 sized countries and act intelligent because they know a little about their own regional geography. Bring up North American or Asian geography and they say its not important (coughcoughselfcenteredness). But then you show them up at their own game and then they start whining about soccer
>>344754617
No it doesn't.
>>344754980
>that would imply to give him a glass which makes no sense. especially considering he already has one
>I want to give him another drink
>>344755784
>(coughcoughselfcenteredness)
Every post you make is more cringeworthy than the last.
How underage would you have to be to not know what glassing is?
![[glass him].gif](https://i.imgur.com/oujMXCa.gif "[glass him].gif")
>>344755652
>reactionfacexD
>>344755931
>greentext
>reactionimage
>le cringe
Is it customary in Europe to, say be a "pot that calls the kettle black" except the kettle is actually white?
>>344755984
Considering population size America punches way below its weight.
>>344754617
>>344754827 It's a commonly accepted term in America. If you honestly had no idea, you're an ignorant shut-in. Who probably never read a book in your life growing up and I wouldn't be surprised if you genuinely didn't just have trouble reading the choices and that's where your frustration comes from.
>>344756084
B-BUT THE POPULATION
Look, I'll give you the metric system (though technically that could be improved by having the entire number theory shifting to base 12). But you need to own up to when you're beat
>>344756061
>>greentext
You mean a quote you memeing little faggot?
>>344746241
>>344747781
British fag here, never heard swilling in my life..
>>344755942
The /v/ demographic is like what, 12 - 18? I'm guessing somewhere in there.
>>344756259
For the second (or third?) post in a row, you are accusing me of shit that only you are doing, in this case spouting memes.
You're too childish to admit you don't have an argument. You gave up and are trying to save face by deflecting and changing the subjest, posting reaction images and memes instead of dealing with the points put forward.
There is a reason some people become scientists and some become janitors. You are in the latter camp I'm afraid.
>>344756248
>>344755984
>>344755583
>>344755303
Europe is all talk until someone shows up with facts
I'm still not quite sure what was going on. Was the prostitute in the first episode already dead and the Little Mermaid disguised herself as her to get Bigby involved or something?
>>344756508
>You're too childish to admit you don't have an argument
I'm not arguing with you. I'm mocking you for your autistic posts. It's like you have zero self awareness and post like a redditor from 2012. It's cringe inducing.
>>344753859
How was I suppose to know that would make the entire conspiracy fall apart?! Damn it!
>>344750325
No, everyone thinks American """English""" is proper English because they were raised with Hollywood movies, and the American accents that came with them.
>ITT
>>344756663
>Was the prostitute in the first episode already dead and the Little Mermaid disguised herself as her to get Bigby involved or something
Yes
>This thread
>>344747357
i wanna fuck everyone in alpha protocol
>>344756748
Third party here, you're much worse than the anon you're replying to. I'm really only cringing at your posts.
But who cares. Just stop.
